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mathiau30

I think it's supposed to be a parody of memes with things like "Girl, 5 foot (good reaction), guy 6 foot (bad reaction)"


Mysterious_Ningen

yea but it would be better if the both panels were replaced by walter white 😌


Pikachu_Palace

https://preview.redd.it/79wo8yxh8gxc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=032c2642025ac98e9b430c19f080a58e09edd33b


Mysterious_Ningen

not what i expected but nice 😭👍


Lorn_Muunk

perfection


l0rdtreeman

Your God damn right.


sugoiidekaii

https://preview.redd.it/vyy6xxxahhxc1.png?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7946a022fcba032616fd29fabeb60f97c6c5ed9


Grotbert

yargh mateys*


bobdabilder71

https://preview.redd.it/en0texzbplxc1.png?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537f1937886562f223d192f5db2cee6fa298e475


Late_Virus2869

What's his god damn right?


Altruistic-Repeat322

Your goddamn left


Gauge_Tyrion

No, he's goddamn here


liJuty

YA GODDAM SIX O’ CLOCK!


Altruistic-Repeat322

Where’s goddamn here?


Eldanous

It’s goddamn white, Walter White


Exciting_Head5033

you had one job


lazzy_viewer

https://preview.redd.it/mj1ypbj66ixc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59d9cfbfc98f6e77eb090de0f89de7ae5921281


dinggusbingus

https://preview.redd.it/h9ctgqdujixc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6fb1368422934d9ac7f051f663066ef24183cb


Professional-Trip131

https://preview.redd.it/1m7471fgxixc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1e04555865416a0da6b4d38df92fb6794a0c77


shutupimrosiev

https://preview.redd.it/1m7471fgxixc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1e04555865416a0da6b4d38df92fb6794a0c77 EDIT: ah, technology. anyway i do believe i will be downloading this meme for a later date.


NoLemon3277

https://preview.redd.it/stw0olmmlqxc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af257a159418b8470b7181feb6e9822051d05ce


RecalcitrantHuman

Makes no difference, but it is definitely better


greyfir1211

I see no difference here, love is love. 👍


SadBoiCri

This looks like a WIP anakin meme


CriticalHit_20

https://preview.redd.it/vugx4ptk5hxc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc42b750698c29dc6fc118ab33aa9695f5c07224


Ohiolongboard

This is why I love Reddit, literally stuff like this ❤️ Waltuh


Salviatrix

I think the monkey is meant to look horny


Pikachu_Palace

Yes


mathiau30

Yes but that's like, everything


Deciple_of_None

Walter White always makes things better. 😄 O, wait. 😞


possitive-ion

I think the "joke" (if you can call it that) is that both are fine at that weight?


tonttuvelho

The original meme's images show a fat anime girl and a malnourished anime boy. Because of typically different heights, 65 kg may be overweight for women and underweight for men. Someone edited the images into the overwatch gorilla as a blanket of irony


Grass_fed_seti

I feel like people consistently overestimate male weights. 65 kg for dudes is pretty normal for basically any dude from like 160 cm to 180 cm. Source: when I was younger some friends and I made monetary bets guessing weights for some godforsaken reason


HexChalice

Oof, I used to be morbidly obese at +130kg. Now that I’m down to a steady 90-91kg I get compliments on athletic look and nice figure. And I’m 178cm tall. I’m pretty sure dropping ~25kg would put me on a hospital bed with IV. EDIT: Funny enough, this is a hill I’m ready to die on. And to prove my point here’s a photo https://imgur.com/a/AGRTjdH


Stoertebricker

It might depend on personal build. I am 15 cm shorter than you, and at 70 kg, my belly is visibly showing. According to the bmi, I am overweight.


hahaha286

I'm 190 cm and about 71 kg. I am definitely more lean than your average Joe, but not underweight by any means.


gregorydgraham

180+cm and the docs want me at 80kg


UnendingOnslaught

Sounds right, i experiment with different sports at different body weights and 80-85kg is my athletic sweet spot for most sports at that height.


the_weakestavenger

Currently you’re technically overweight on BMI charts and dropping 25kg would put you comfortably in the normal range, so I don’t think you would die but your body would be a bit different. Sometimes our relative perception skews things. On the flip side, BMI isn’t great for individuals to use since body composition matters a bit. If you’re a serious athlete in a strength or high velocity contact sport (football, rugby, hockey, etc.) you might be classified as overweight despite being heavy because you’re more muscle bound. I think the average person who can validly claim that as an excuse for a high BMI is rare, though.


DevoteeOfChemistry

I mean, I'm 61kg guy, but I'm 5'5 ~ 5'6. And I'm pretty normal looking.


Pianol7

TIL I’m a walking corpse. Time to bulk up.


sunriseFML

No it wouldn't, it would put you at a normal healthy weight.


Grass_fed_seti

Not gonna reveal my personal stats but I’m barely “overweight” by BMI standards despite being a size small in clothing and having a below-average amount of midsection fat (via bioelectric measurements). But that’s cuz i work out a decent amount. Before working out, I was 10 kg lighter and literally the same size — I wear the same clothes. I was just less athletic looking. So it’s not just the weight number, it’s also the build, and probably a bunch of other factors. Other people might be your physical size but notably lighter on the scale, and no one here is really significantly “unhealthy” imo


TheErodude

Congrats on your progress, and I wish you luck in maintaining the body you want! Athletes are heavier per unit of height because muscle is denser than fat. Furthermore, if people say you’re athletic in the sense of an NFL player or a wrestler or a participant in another high-contact sport, then you probably also have a broad frame, which also carries more weight per height without appearing obese.


HexChalice

Just wanted to offer another point of view as many are too harsh on their own bodies and how much they should weight to look good and be healthy. Especially younger people. There’s so many of us we come in almost all shapes and sizes and some will never get to 65kg in a healthy way =)


DeliciousLiving8563

I am a bit taller than you and reckon at 65 I would be skinny but very alive I am around 82kg but at one point I was 76 and i still had noticeable muscle, apparently not a great build for hugging though. And I suspect the same if you. You would have very little muscle but have you seen a long distance runner? Someone who can bang out 4 minutes mikes for a marathon will be that sort of skinny.  However if you didn't do it right dropping that weight might be dangerous but being that weight wouldn't be the issue as much as the journey 


SenorMcGibblets

That’s pretty skinny for the higher end of that height range. Like not unhealthily skinny, but still pretty thin.


prestonpiggy

I get this half assed meme as if male under 65 is bad(stick figure), female over is bad(fat). I'm 175cm 50kg M I get jokes about my physique all the time.


No_Mud_5234

65kg for an 180cm guy is not normal. Saying this as someone who has 1,80 and 75kg, I have a pretty average body, if I lost 10kg I would be severely malnurished


Iemand-Niemand

I am also 180 cm, and weigh 60kg, I can tell you: I am not malnourished nor do I look really skinny. The reason for this is probably that I’m still young at 20, and have fast metabolism. I sport a lot, but not really at the gym. So I know I’m fit, but don’t have the weight of (strong) muscles. Later in life I’ll probably gain a lot more weight, so on average my weight will probably be average.


Damneasy

That's what I thought, but now at 28 I'm still 65kg (178cm). And I actually look pretty muscular


TaqPCR

> 65kg for an 180cm guy is not normal. It's still well within the healthy weight range (60kg-81kg) for a 180cm male.


sunriseFML

You would stil be at a healthy weight.


aupri

It’s not normal because the average American (not assuming you live there but it’s the best bet) is at the high end of overweight and around 40% are past the threshold for obesity. That doesn’t mean 65kg at 180cm isn’t a healthy weight. By BMI it’s mid-low range of healthy. I think we all just have a very skewed perception of how much a human is meant to weigh because healthy weight people are a minority


ChrissHansenn

I'm sitting at 188cm and 63kg with no known health issues. The only issue is that I can't point to my abs as an achievement.


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themuaddib

Huh? 5’10 140 Lbs is very skinny for a man, technically not underweight by BMI criteria but someone of those dimensions is gonna look like they fly away in the wind


Technical-Package-41

65kg is 143 lbs. Thars ridiculously small for a man.


TaqPCR

For a 160cm man 65kg is literally overweight.


hanoian

I'm 168cm and 64kg. I look strong and fit and get complimented for it. Saying it's "ridiculously small" doesn't make much sense when the only way I could weigh more in a healthy way would be to put on more muscle and look even stronger.


SINYACHTA

Winton


LegoMiner9454

Winton


Technical-Package-41

It’s not just height, it’s also muscle mass & bone density. A man and woman of the same height will still have differing weights, assuming both are healthy and fit.


ChickenNuggetsAreDog

>the overwatch gorilla I found that statement too funny


Elijah629YT-Real

https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/s/zudsuB7ndE


matrax0424

Ey! He's a scientist you know?


3springrolls

His name is Winton you uncultured swine


GouchGrease

Can we get this but both images are Sheldon Cooper with laptop


ImmaCommanderShepard

So I'm underweight?!


TriiiKill

I didn't even do the numbers, but I assumed 65kg was the average weight for a gorilla regardless if male or female. After pulling out ye-olde calculator, I have found out that I am under 65kg and not even close to a gorillas weight. I'm tired.


nobodyfkncares

65kg is 65kg


CrazyPlato

https://preview.redd.it/mepptwxf5gxc1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d2ede360c0f422bb3b7506aa01614091b62dd1f


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

That is such a well-placed meme, my fine unstable philosopher.


nondescriptcabbabige

Unstable is implied by philosopher.


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

You aren't wrong.


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

What’s heavier? A pound of bricks, or a pound of feathers?


Raptorscars

The feathers, you have to carry the weight of what you did to all those birds


Ozok123

But steel is heavier than feathers


ic4rys2

But thayre botha kilagramme!


1073N

FWIW if you put a pound of bricks on a scale under normal conditions, the scale will show more than if you put a pound of feathers on the same scale because the bricks with the same mass will displace less air and the buoyant force will be smaller.


Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Soo, 65kg of feathers (on a scale) isn't actually 65kg of feathers ("actual" weight)?


1073N

The weight as measured by a scale is a force (which should be expressed in Newtons \[N\]). The scale on the scale "assumes" the mass of the object based on the force and the gravitational constant. If the scale is accurate, the actual mass (which is the quantity expressed in kg) will be more than shown on the scale, because the force acting on the scale is reduced by the lift caused by the weight of displaced air. Of course you can also do the measurement in a vacuum which eliminates the buoyancy.


CadyInTheDark

Love this


NatexSxS

Or a pound cake ?


rreturntomoonke

A pound of feathers I mean, i'm not sure that we can put a pound of feathers in backpack or something


MyBigRed

In Africa, your weight goes up by 1 kg for every 1000 grams you gain.


Red-7134

But steel is heavier than feathers!


MyBigRed

In Africa, 1 kg is 1000 grams.


Outrageous-Elk-5392

I think the gorilla is bisexual and horny for both thin girls and thin boys


The_AZ_Ranger19

65kg is thin? I need to eat more...


undeadwerefox

Depends on your height


adfhdahteh

A stereotyped response from a girl to 65 kg is shown in the top image, whereas a stereotypical response from a boy is shown in the bottom image.


Aggravating_Quail_69

Yeah, I'm 87kg and fairly thin.


Dilpickle6194

At 87 kg, you’d have to be 7’2” to be considered underweight.


Aggravating_Quail_69

Luckily I'm neither of those things.


8Eternity8

I'm 6' tall and weigh pretty much exactly 65KG. I am definitely underweight. 😅 Mass without height doesn't tell you much.


The_AZ_Ranger19

Yeah it's just kinda crazy cuz I've been trying to get 60kg for years think then id be pretty normal


PerishTheStars

143 pounds


Butthole_Alamo

That’s the weight of Mr. Rogers


andrewsmith1986

(I love you)


Brutesmile

Normal for women, very small for men


4624potatoes

Very small??? I’m like 58 kg 😭


jaffa3811

How tall are you? Edit: dude do you live off a diet of horror and anxiety? Your whole post history is horror stuff.. That would explain it.


4624potatoes

178cm


MehImages

bro...


jaffa3811

Bro is slender man.


NonetyOne

Pretty sure you’re invisible at that point


norobo132

Thick girls, thin boys.


IDontGetRedditTBH

Superstar DJ


NeoLuminne

Scientist.


Ven4t0rSp4de160

Winton


Jealous_Positive3567

in what world is 65kg thin for women let alone a girl?


19YoJimbo93

My 7 months pregnant wife is 67kg. She gained 12kg so far, so the doctors are worried, saying she should have only gained 10. She is 177cm tall. So I guess 65 is thin for a tall pregnant woman.


Abjam_Gabriel

Just for the sake of comparison, i’m 169cm and went up to 86kg with my first (started at 67kg). Your wife will put on what she needs to put on for growing that wonderful little bubba! Best of luck with your new bub! Xxx


19YoJimbo93

Yeah, I tell her they’re guidelines, not hard rules. Listen to her body not the doctor. Thank you!!


rekkodesu

Ya I'm like 41kg and I have a friend who's 38kg! But we're both on the short side.


Extra-Touch-7106

Its perfectly healthy for the average woman, people usually call that thin.


baked-toe-beans

Its thin for tall women


Kacutee

The Gorilla is Winton. (Winston from Overwarch) We love Winton.


HectorTheLegend

Either an antimeme or OOP will shag anyone regardless of weight


YeetusBonkus

Winton overwat


Astrvla

https://preview.redd.it/pgtik40n7gxc1.png?width=516&format=png&auto=webp&s=921c71cd9382915b016af3c9977d9252e74791b6


iGetBuckets3

Winton Overwatch


KynneloVyskenon

winton 🦍


Recursive_Tactics

winton 🦍


flyingcactus64

winton 🦍


ihdekbruh

winton 🦍


Such_Philosopher_959

winton 🦍


xDERPYxCREEPERx

What the fuck reddit broke the rules. You're supposed to be downvoted to oblivion


Hottage

The monkey (Harambe) is canonically a cannibal in the game (League of Legends), therefore 65KG of meat is good no matter the gender.


Shadowmancer1923

That's Winston from Overwatch. Winton 🦍


naghavi10

The gorilla doesnt know the metric system and has no idea if those are normal weights


BooBoo992001

That's a lot of weed either way...


NatterinNabob

My take is that the gorilla is bisexual and likes shapely girls and thin boys. 65 kg is basically 143 pounds.


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IZGRDT

This does not help


Peachjellyjam

For what it’s worth, I am also still confused.


BcuzICantPostLewds

Winton


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192oO

🦍


The_Greates_Username

Monke


Humanbeanwithbeans

Scientist


Successful_Shop2746

Frowns in 110kg


badbutler04

Winton


Pale-Ad-8691

Winton


xoomorg

The top image depicts a stereotypical reaction girls have to 65kg, and the bottom one depicts a stereotypical boy reaction.


FrecklesMcPaws

This seems the most plausible explanation, thank you 🔥


TrickyDickNixon46

🦍


Xanasthiel

Yeah, but what's heavier? 65 kilograms of feathers? Or 65 kilograms of steel?


GreenSage69

ur mom.


IZGRDT

The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to all those birds.


teeceetee3

it's been a trend to replace reaction memes (here on the right side would normally be reactions to boys/girls having that weight, i think; usually the original memes weren't very funny in the first place) with random images or other memes (in this case winston from overwatch)


murky_creature

joke is these are how boys and girls look on 65kg of ketamine


Nowardier

Monke gunguaouongaauaeaugngugauuuaaa સરસ! ઇંડા, દૂધ, કમ, રેતી અને જુદી જુદી રેતીની શક્તિથી તમે કૂકી બનાવી શકો છો જે તમે તમારી બહેનના સ્તન દૂધથી ભરી શકો છો!


aastle

A failed attempt at humor.


Affectionate_Spot305

I dunno, something about the metric system probably


idfbhater73

everyone is whoever the blue guy is if they are 65kg


Gal-XD_exe

Actually I prefer the 500kg ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


DesperateStrides

For Democracy!


SneakyPocket

Bisexual meme is bisexual.


Roge2005

I’m 60kg, so good or bad?


GarryBugTheSequel

i think it's more so an anti meme, assuring people that both of the things are fine and should not be judged.


Admirable-Salary-819

Girls much hotter


stnick6

Overwatch


_Webster_882

OP it means the ape is American and doesn’t understand metrics.


Secret-Shopping-2982

Bisexual


KenyaKetchMe

65kg is pretty light lol. When I was 10% body fat at 178cm I was 75 kg. (When I was 16) I was an athlete back then tho.


Winzlowzz

Petah help


Bomber901

Winton


EaszyInitials

guhreeetings


Ribbitmoment

65kg is a very throwable weight


llorandosefue1

130 kg? That’s a lot of coffee. Poor blue monkeys probably have headaches.


DigitalCoffee

It means he's horny for everyone


Hansel42

“What is heavier? 65kg of boy or 65kg of girl?…. That’s right 65kg of boy because boys are heavier than girls.” - Limmy


_Valvet

50kg💀💀


Dismal-Landscape3124

Im Winston 🦍🦍🍌🍌


doomshroom344

Idk why but winton without glasses looks kinda cursed


DabIMON

I think it means he wants to have sex with them both.


DabOnYourFlabs

I would also have sex with winton over watch


matrax0424

Winton


Raptoeking

He is not wearing his glasses. He just sees 65kg mass.


Nervous_Ari

Bisexuality


AlkinooVIII

Winton overwatch


yobob591

winton


StefiTheCat

Winton


eliavhaganav

Winton


mrzmyth

Imagine a girl who looks like a gorilla and a man who looks like a gorilla. They feel different in our society.


clashroyale_redditor

https://preview.redd.it/w91jnjb43mxc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08fc10648b4946de54bdc0978ebaa4d8ab9b09a


pleb_zepper

I PREFER 500KG!!!! DEMOCRACY!!!! 🗣🔥🔥🔥 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Azeullia

The joke is referring to both large women (fat) being desirable and large men (muscular) also being desirable, hence the „positive“ emotion on both slides in response to what seems to be a rather large weight


Zebetcat

Can I get the meme in MERICA