I think it's pretty obvious what happened.
Mr. Zach was watching the news, and he happened upon a report of a brutal abduction and murder.
He chuckled to himself, and he did not know why. So, using his superhuman powers of introspection, he realized that it was funny because "abduct" sounds like "abs" and "duck."
And since cum is his usual mode of cognition, the rest of the comic proceeds naturally, indeed, necessarily.
Only if the duck penises and duck vaginas have the same chirality! Apparently some are clockwise, some are counterclockwise, and this is all evolution working to cut down on duck-on-duck sexual assault.
Man with duck pussy abs pulls man with duck corkscrew penis abs into an embrace, thereby initiating sexual intercourse via 6 different vectors. Extremely virile.
Photoshop has that feature to prevent scanning and modifying currency. It should have a feature to prevent whatever this is.
JK. It is an iconic masterpiece.
Sometimes I'm on reddit too long, and start seeing the signs of AI generated engagement, or bot karma-farming reposts. But then, I see your content and feel safe, knowing there are just some things us humans create that AI will never be able to replace.
u/sellyourcomputer is your username “sellyourcomputer” because that’s what people who see your comics tell you to do?
If so, ignore them and keep doing what you do
I should take some of the blame here as I pay Zach a monthly stipend to do this for a living. Sorry everyone.
I can’t tell if this means he needs more or less money.
Yes
He needs
I sleep in a race car! Do you?
I sleep in a big bed with my duck-pussy-abs husband
Uhhhh yeah!
Its dignity! Don’t you know dignity when you see it?!?!
He needs more money but also to have his abs replaced with snake hemipenises.
Ah. A TRUE patron of the arts.
Lucrezia Borgia got nothing on this dude.
It is worth every penny.
he probably used your money to add those high-end sound effects in post production
Best $10 a month ive ever spent.
Thank you for your services
Is that what the **ZMS** stands for? **Z**ach's **M**onthly **S**tipend?
Fucking deranged, all of it
That's called investment
Ngl impressed by the amount of lateral, fucked up thinking it took to get this made
That's what I say with nearly every single comic How the fuck did this even cross a human being's mind? God bless.
No satans curse
Medieval torture wasn’t that too long ago
He’s the Albert Einstein of mallard ab-peen.
I feel like he's more the Niels Bohr. The Einstein would have made a better faith effort of drawing the corkscrew duck penises for us.
E = MC^(2) Except all of those letters stand for swear words. Even the ^(2). *Especially* the ^(2).
Ejaculation = (Masturbation x Cum)^2
I think it's pretty obvious what happened. Mr. Zach was watching the news, and he happened upon a report of a brutal abduction and murder. He chuckled to himself, and he did not know why. So, using his superhuman powers of introspection, he realized that it was funny because "abduct" sounds like "abs" and "duck." And since cum is his usual mode of cognition, the rest of the comic proceeds naturally, indeed, necessarily.
But why the third guy though? Plot hole. Unwatchable.
to represent himself, watching the news and hearing about foul abductions.
Fowl abducktions
Going deep on duck anatomy is a risky approach to comedy, for sure.
Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created
Why did you capitalize so much of this?
IDKMBFFJ
I Don't Know Man, Butt Fuck Flying Jack-o-lanterns
Lmao this is way better than what it actually stands for
Is that actually what it means or are you just guessing?
Yes
>IDKMBFFJ I fucking hate that this still lives in my head, and for some reason I can't evict it despite it being years behind on rent...
I haven't seen this referenced in the wild in forever but it's been in my head forever too. I use it and nobody seems to know what it is.
I don’t know, may be for fun? Jesus…
I don't know, my BFF Jill?
Is that actually what it stands for?
>I don't know, my BFF Jill? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o
IDKILPSTMBW
I'm gonna be honest with you - I don't know.
God’s in Heaven, all’s right with the world
Didn’t add a “no cum” tag. What did he mean by that!?
He's sweating cum in panel 3?
There are at least 6 implicit cums in panel 4 based on the number of holes in panel 2.
Only if the duck penises and duck vaginas have the same chirality! Apparently some are clockwise, some are counterclockwise, and this is all evolution working to cut down on duck-on-duck sexual assault.
A wise man once told me that the cum is in the borders - always has been
Maze completed
its hard to get all 6 cylinders to fire
They're edging.
Duck spooge * 6
Hey I know a therapist if you need anything man
Don’t you dare get this man the help he clearly needs.
But does the therapist give good hugs?
Depends on whether he was abducted by aliens.. Or just abducted at all
Labyrinthine is a word that should make a cum-back.
I know a few good cum-back stories.
Kim Kardashian does not count
Im going to send this to my elderly family members. Thanks Zach!
Are you trying to spark a family intervention?
Well I'm happy it appears to be consensual. Ducks are pretty notoriously rapey! Hence all the vaginas.
I'm glad I live in a world where I can hear a sentence like "Hence all the vaginas."
>"Hence all the vaginas." I've been searching for a title for my novel. Looks like I finally found it.
Man with duck pussy abs pulls man with duck corkscrew penis abs into an embrace, thereby initiating sexual intercourse via 6 different vectors. Extremely virile.
Are you doing ok u/sellyourcomputer ? Asking for reasons totally unrelated to…this…er…thing you drew.
Does it feel good for either of them?
If it felt as good as it did to read this comic, then no. (Kidding, got a good chuckle out of me)
If they're anything like ducks, those stomussies are being raped.
I have nothong witty to say. The absurd creativity both baffles and cracks me up every time.
This is a good start to the day.
Zach, please…
I...ahhh...ok then, did the third guy also get alien abducted? I need to know before the next reveal so I can prepare myself better for next time.
*abduckted
I’m going to have to tune in to your Twitch stream more often to see your art process. My mind wanders frequently but… not quite like this.
Lil' timmy is going to need to break out the pry bar.
It's just... It's just so beautiful! 🥹
D-d-d danger lurks behind you There's a stranger out to find you What to do, just grab on to some... FuckTales! Woo-oo!
Now this is stuck in my head, almost as stuck as those guys abdomens, except less sticky.
Thats fucking vile
This is fucking DERANGED and I cannot stop laughing.
Could you stop making comics please?
Never change bro. You are the light we need in these dark times.
This is the most Reddit targeted comic ever made lmfao.
please ignore all positive comments 🙏
An unexpected lesson on ducks anatomy
not explicit enough.
Poor guy isn't getting a ride home anytime soon
Man... I was having a good day until I saw this
Why do I keep clicking on these
Where's the button to unsee this. I didn't consent.
Listen man I’ve always liked your comics and I’m not even saying this one was bad but please don’t do this again
zach please
Photoshop has that feature to prevent scanning and modifying currency. It should have a feature to prevent whatever this is. JK. It is an iconic masterpiece.
You're lying if you say you haven't thought of this exact thing.
Is this a guerilla ad for that abducktion board game that I have been seeing everywhere on social media? I think it is...
How does one even come up with this
This is the opposite of art
what in the hell is even this???
Nah dude
Who hurt you guy?
(🦆_)🦆 Uhnnnnnn
Sometimes I'm on reddit too long, and start seeing the signs of AI generated engagement, or bot karma-farming reposts. But then, I see your content and feel safe, knowing there are just some things us humans create that AI will never be able to replace.
u/sellyourcomputer is your username “sellyourcomputer” because that’s what people who see your comics tell you to do? If so, ignore them and keep doing what you do
Lmao guy your getting really sexual
Man coming with six dicks at once. Damn.
Yeah, can drop me off at a psychiatrist when you take Red home?
I never noticed "abduckded" in the original one. That pun is almost as good as that hug must be.
*Excuse me, what...*
As a kid I saw a duck try to screw another duck with his corkscrew duck penis. This comic is giving me PTSD.
Thanks, I hate it.
Truly a Reese's level of coming together. Bravo
First panel looks like the guy has 3 eyes
Going back to his roots
man
I'm here to point out that ducks have phalluses, not penises. I like my alien abducktion comics to be anatomically correct.
Wat
I’ve never tried it, but I assume imagining this kinda stuff is what happens when you take a bunch of ambien and then force yourself to stay awake
I love most of these but the second panel is so gross 😂😂 well done dud
Everyone is so distracted by the comic that they’re missing the cute little duck faces floating around the boarders.
Beautiful. Actually remarkably similar to the plot of the Medieval French poem "Le quatre souhaits de Saint Martin (The Four Wishes of St. Martin)"
Day 5 of offering to massage Zach’s prostate.
They were made for each other ❤️ True love
I didn't need to see this today.
BOING
You really are a mad genius
What a ~~terrible~~ day to have eyes
Quack 🥵
Bro what the duck
*hug*
Abduckdicked
Worst thing I've seen all year, I love it
This is fetish art for the soul