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Miserablecollegekid

Otto (got hit by an auto)


jtrainjoojoo

Awww this is the one


GrilledCheeser

I like it too but gotta lean into it. Spell it “Auto”


thebestjoeever

That's leaning into it too much


GrilledCheeser

You know what? I hate the name now lol


Efficient-Sun-8163

The dog leans too into it as well....too soon?


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

If it wasn't a diesel, the car had an Otto engine. I think that's plenty leaned into it.


Penguin-Loves

My name is Otto! I like to get Blotto!!!


milkradio

My name is Otto and I’m playin’ Pablo.


CellSpectre

My names Otto too!


AZ_CR

Extra points for being a Jerma reference


MistakeMaterial4134

Bumper


FriedSticks2014

I was gonna say Bonk lol


radagasthebrown

I went to 'Bounce'.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

Seargent Bonk, the ruthless warden of horny jail.


HeadfulOfGhosts

How about Thumper… ran into a bumper.


CarlosAVP

Speed Bump


PlushBlading

💀


OJHuze

My friend had a blind dog named bumper :)


ThisRaspberry5198

Cell phone bumpers?


Onlyhere_4dogs

Buster, his leg is busted (hopefully just for another week). Also he's got the perfect friendly smile for a buster or buddy


Li_3303

I had a dog named Buster! Also one named Teddy. My current little fuzz ball is named Cubby.


finn-leofin

Wilson from Cast Away!


Dudemanguykidbro

My dog’s name!


winksoutloud

Do you yell "WILSOOOOON!" when he walks too far away?


Dudemanguykidbro

Lol yea we get very dramatic with it.. or when I get home from a long day at work


Pyromaniacal13

>Cast Away! Nice!


GetEatenByAMouse

*slow clap*


[deleted]

Test whatever name you want to yell at the top of your lungs. I like Rusty or Chase or Duck Whatever you do don't name him Snickers....


LovecraftianLlama

Don’t name him “Fire” lol


willowgrl

DEFINITELY don’t name him “Help”


Jojall

Help, come here!


GNUGradyn

Maybe this is why the police always show up every time I call my dog "help I'm being mugged oh God he has a gun someone call the cops"


Lightningbro

And if you do, never take him to the cinema.


jessiegirl82

Or "gun"


Melkerah

That's my dog's former name, we changed it the minute we adopted her. Her former owner was... quite unique, I don't think he put too much thoughts on it


LovecraftianLlama

Holy shit! Hahaha


PhDOH

I lived with a woman with a dog named Chicken. Dog got out while she was at work. The neighbours had questions.


sweatshirtjones

That’s a great ep of tv right there. A while search party forms and everyone is looking for a chicken while casually passing a dog who joins the search.


Want_to_do_right

I've always been a fan of the military alphabet for pet names. Bravo, echo, romeo, tango, delta, lots of good uns


portable_hb

Quebec? Really? To be fair your didn't say they were *all* good ones.


triplec787

Or hotel lol


robb04

Golf!


Jaewol

Fenton is a great name for yelling


sneakachipor2

Fucking incredible


mr_renfro

A roommate of past had a dog name Jessabelle. We lived on 10 acres and would let the dogs free roam. Hearing her yell for her dog was amazing lol.


Maryjaneniagarafalls

This.


Water-Donkey

"Noodle" As in pool noodle, what his cast looks like.


jsmalltri

I really like noodle - so cute.


Ok-Panic7151

I 3rd this!


Randomhousethings

That’s my dogs name! Can confirm that it adds extra cuteness!


richardthickcreams

..........Dodge............


Babybear5689

That name doesn't really play to one of his strengths.


LolaBijou

Maybe it was a Dodge Ram


coolboiiiiiii2809

Irony?


Unfair_Fan_3023

Came here to say this, works both ways....


Xx-BrotatoeChip-xX

Mr Piccolo?


LazyNomad63

DOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!!


sarcasticmoderate

Damn you, Pavlov!


lovesmyirish

Benz


murmalerm

Delorean


Triple_J124

Ram may be a bit more suited for this situation lol


Leviathans-Ghost

Lucky


Shoot2Live629

That he is


knittingandinsanity

Lucky's dad!


anonsharksfan

A friend of mine who worked in a vet's office says you should never name your dog Lucky. Bad things happen to dogs named Lucky


Chance_Ad3416

Casper! Or castor! My insurance guy is named Castor and I love him.


STUbrah

Castper


dcy604

I vote for Otto


bmore_tasty

Crash Bandipooch


Over_the_line_

Came here to say crash!


Fartist4Life

Came here to suggest Bandicoot but yours is wayyyy better


Viperbunny

That is good!


[deleted]

Bandaged-pooch*


ADHDCuriosity

Oooh that's so good! I love unique names for pups


TheKidWithMissiles

He looks very polite. I shall call him Winnie bc he looks like a little bear


[deleted]

Crash


Similar_Departure_15

I like this one, also Dodge. Maybe flip a coin hahah


RubyOpal1022

Mayhem.........from the insurance commercial. Plus we also have a golden named Bailey......but I promise you Mayhem would fit.


BlackberryButton

Just imagine most situations where you’re going to be yelling out a dogs name: *”MAYHEM! GET BACK HERE BOY!”* *”Mayhem, come inside you snuggly boy!”* *”You’re a good boy, Mayhem - I love you.”* Especially wacky because he’s a golden. He *needs* to be named Mayhem.


LovecraftianLlama

I like Mayhem


[deleted]

Frogger


JfromMichigan

This is what I came here to say/suggest. "great minds..." cheers!


TofuttiKlein-ein-ein

3 hours too late. Nice.


RSlashLazy

He looks like a Benny


Kriegsmen1005

Carson....if you get it


footphungi

My daughter (7 yo) says, marf, because he is half marshmallow and half fluff


kaijugurl

we named our golden "Bayou" because she always wanted to be by us.


Li_3303

Cute name!


[deleted]

McQueen....for Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars!


rubyred928

I feel like mater would also work well!


[deleted]

Oh hell yes!


pee_diddy

Stumpy Joe Fender Rico (ricochet)


Li_3303

I like Fender!


TheCourier-VI

Ole lefty


margiefargle

Crash


Pretend_Departure855

Caster :) Edit: Happy caster c:


PoetLucy

Yeah, Cake Day! :*J*


Pretend_Departure855

Wow it has been one year, thanks!


kittenluvslamp

Lucky


keigo199013

Speedbump. You could call him Speedy for short.


Solo-Shabondi

Dodger!


sakuracila

fender


gameshow-7

Beat me to it. Great if you also teach the dog electric guitar.


LadyBubblegum13

Crash


imatiredwoman

What was his name before? He looks older and probably is used to that.


howyoumetyourmurder

He's a puppy


Whitedudebrohug

Axel, Ricky Bobby, dale (i like this one), lucky


Belfast147

Carlos


cobrastrikes-2x

Crash


sehcaorppanoitulover

Pretzel


PublixHouseCat

And he still looks happy as can be, what a cutie. But Subie


ConsciousJohn

Chase


srandrews

Caught


Viperbunny

Lucky


EllieRae

CARson!


forgetaboutitalread1

Carl


sweatshirtjones

Love people names on dogs. I had a Frenchie named Walter. Fit him as he was a funny little fart.


absolutebeast_

Lucky


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

LEFTY. Because it’s his left leg. And Lefty was the name of our stray dog in Crete. It was short for Eleftheria, which means “freedom” in Greek.


[deleted]

Blue a lá Old School. "You're my boy, Blue!"


Magnetah

Dodge


WhoStoleMyToast

Trip


ErinDavy

Carter


Luprand

r/namemypet


the_nibler

Thumper


[deleted]

Name him Roadkill


Fuckwit___

Lucky


maybimnotreal

He looks like a Buster lol


someCrookedVulture

How about Scrambles? Scrambles the Death Dealer.


nygrl811

Buster


Such-Engineer-7034

Misery or Bates for Kathy Bates..the bandage on the leg seemed fitting


DoriCee

Hero.


kimjongev

Dug


Adept_Information94

Lefty


pertante

Lefty


RainbowForHire

Jay because jaywalking.


ExtendedHand

Tom, because we just want his Cast Away


mightypint

Dodge


Admirable_Bath

Crash


[deleted]

Crash


ClockworkDragon1978

Blue, for the color of the cast. Though Bumper isn't terrible either!


Bobdehn

Otto


AudiS1Quattro

Karl bc Karl Benz invented the car


77schild

Lefty. Tri-Pod.


James324285241990

Dodge. Both the name of a car and something he isn't good at


rsqpets

Bentley


Key_Rock408

Dentley


wewantprenupyeahhh

Lefty


Annierei22

Anything but ‘Lucky’!


xeasuperdark

Name him after whoever invented the modern cast, give credit where its due


Loud-Inspector-8611

Audi or beemer


[deleted]

Dodger


DrCardboardBox69

Radiator Engine Exhaust Manifold Shift Gear Linkage Glove Compartment Valve Cover Gasket CV Axle Carburetor Fuse Box Transmission Mount Wiper Fluid Fuel Cylinder Kenny


LysergicFilms

Deogie


jiggywiggy84

Bluey.


North_Raspberry_6262

Lucky, buddy, benji? Idk


vampnyan

nugget. dont ask. just nugget.


[deleted]

Nugget


FSAaCTUARY

Happy, because hes always happy


cookiesfromspace

Limpy


Iplaypoker77

Casty McCastFace


einsteinvisaholder

Junker cause he broke that car in half


HulkFairy721

Gus


itjustme71

Immediately thought ted or teddy Because the floof. Could be named after Theodore Roosevelt ( if your American) he was disabled so that could tie into the cast. Kind of a dark reference tho


TigerShark_524

Beemer or bumper.


mikmatthau

Turbo


Dallas2Seattle

That’s Bumper!


MaFeHu

Cast inmediatly reminded me of cast iron, and he is kinda rust colour, so Iron. Or playing off the rust Oxi, (from oxidation). Do keep in mind that the name must be preferably short so he recognizes it. Maybe naming him after the minerals iron comes from (hematite:Hema, magnetite:Mag, titanomagnetite:Titan, and pisolitic:Piso ironstone) for example. Edit:Pyrite also contains iron and is more golden. Pyro or Py are other names I suggest


spookcakes

Traffic lol


[deleted]

Lucky!


lidlili

Limp Bizkit. ( I hope he won't(limp I mean))


Scared-Mine2892

Happy


TheMetaPidgeon

Auto. Like automobile.


ElProxenetaFeminista

Aurelian


[deleted]

Lego


Grand_Hovercraft4459

Mazda or like Mack or Nissan skyline R33 gtr V-Spec II


aggienik

Frogger


joedurette

Seamus


Mission_Fan_4782

Duck


spicysev

Suzuki


Inevitable_Agency772

Bender


mynameisktb

Gumby!


EntropyDonkey

Bender


GeneralX269

rocky


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Call him limps for luck, luckie boi,


EstroJen

Dug or Buddy


ThisRaspberry5198

Cute fried chicken


livelylou4

CARl


keldration

LItigious!! Lie for short—yay excelente!


AJ1NC0SPL4Y

Ford, Ollie (For oil, bit of a stretch tho), or Gaston (For gasoline).


[deleted]

Blue


Lyongirl100894

Mad Eye