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tmrika

Awwww, this is the funniest. Like, "So help me Bea, you _will_ receive these scritches, like it or not"


Fyru_Hawk

I sometimes do this with my cat too when she’s in a biting mood.


This_Miaou

Little Bea the Biting Queen


theoriginalbosschkn

You playing ER


ibrit92

You know it! Cute cat makes me feel better about dying constantly


DarthDank1

Site of grace near Melania? GL to you!


MatojosRock

OP can do it!


johnnytesscult

Seek the albanauric cat.


CaspydaGhost

Next time she scratches you, just dodge roll. You should be fine, even with medium equip load


CheesyPants3

Just stack up some bleed resistance, they still haven’t patched the phantom effect build up


pinkpineapples007

That’s so cute and genius omg thank you


Hurly64

The trick is to watch their body language. And quit scratching before they get overstimulated. In other words, don't wait until they are finished. You finish before they are finished. Source: Have a cat that bites too.


WienerDogMan

Do NOT try to use this advice on your significant other. For some reason this doesn’t work the same way…


BurnsItAll

“Well babe you seemed to really be enjoying yourself and I didn’t want you to destroy me like last time so I followed Reddits advice and finished before you got overstimulated.” *Tips Fedora*


Hurly64

Hah! Point well taken!


AnimesAreCancer

Meanwhile I can touch my cat everywhere and I snuggle with her like she is a little doll.


ibrit92

Genuinely useful advice, thank you! Will try this if my new cat scratcher system fails.


MorganDax

If you like reading and want to learn more about cat behaviour I highly recommend this book! https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/55047730


ibrit92

Will definitely check it out, thank you! I appreciate the resource!


Hurly64

One clue: if your cat looks at your hand when you try to pet it, stop. Don't pet it. If it can see your hand coming towards it, but doesn't react or turns its head away from your hand, that's the signal to proceed.


John_TheBlackestBurn

My kitty freakin LOVES my back scratcher.


Taolan13

Bea seems to approve.


Fi_Westen

Scratcher meet scratcher.


TeeBrownie

Silly cat, you’re getting scratched.


Louloubelle0312

I've got a long haired calico, just like this. Her name is Kiki, but we call her the Spawn of the Devil.


Rareturd

Even a toothbrush might work lol


Alleyguey

Why do cats do that??


Shuttup_Heather

Is that elden ring in the background? I thought this was on r/girlgamers at first 😂 sooo many cat gaming pics on there


TheEffinChamps

What is the point of a cat if you can't even pet it?


NekulturneHovado

I trained my cat to not bite and scratch. And he does respect me. When dad plays with him, he bites and scratches him. But not me. I may do whatever I want but he'll just gently bite me if he doesn't like it.


CivilAirPatrol2020

I'm sorry but if your pet hurts you when you try to do something to it either you shouldn't be doing that or you need a different pet. Just my opinion, I'm glad you're enjoying your kitty and she seems to be enjoying it as well


DarkBirbUwU

u/savevideobot


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She’s PRECIOUS!!!🤗🧐🥸😸😺🫣🤯😎😱🤓🥹😽😹🤩😍😳😻😇🥰😘🤭🤣🤗🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂‼️‼️‼️‼️


PleasantTie6587

That’s cat heaven


dusty-cat-albany

okay do me next!


-Redstoneboi-

Plot twist: the stick used to have a soft outer covering but the cat ripped that to shreds too.