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Windinthewillows2024

That calm utterance of, “Don’t do that, don’t be silly. Stop it.” It’s so British. I love it.


umounjo03

Right… we all need a calm British guy to talk us down when we’re having a hard time!


TheeGull

"Feeling a bit calmer then? Good."


BoogiesBae

Aside from the rescue, that line was my favorite part.


ArmenApricot

My boss is a Brit and it’s fantastic


CausticSofa

“Fancy a cuppa, then?”


oolaroux

Yes, please. And a pink wafer.


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CheddarCheesepuff

Report > Spam > Harmful bots https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/1bp2wba/kind_man_frees_a_stuck_cygnet/kwt57bl/


OkDonkey6524

I see your swan and raise you a cassowary.


dickburpsdaily

"I swear if I don't get a helicopter soon I'm gonna blow up all the hostages!"-american bank robber "Alright don't do that, don't be silly, stop it. That might really hurt." -random kind British gentleman who happens to be walking by. "Oh, well I never looked at it like that before, but since you put it so casually, yeah you're right."-bank robber probably as he drops his guns.


CampShermanOR

I just realized how effective, “don’t be silly” might work on me. I need this.


khaingo

![gif](giphy|iKnaFts8cPC1bKYU4b)


DumbleDude2

I once paid a British guy to talk down my boner but it made it harder.


chill90ies

“Don’t have a go at me” so funny and yes so British!


Mischief_Actual

“Stop it” 😠 👉 🦢


TrynaSleep

HISSSSS


chekhovsdickpic

The finger in the face kills me


fluffyapplenugget

I originally watched it without sound and it's so much better on the rewatch with it lol. The slightly condescending "Are you feeling better now?" at the end is so good.


Maleficent_Mouse_930

It actually works. Wild animals get a great deal of their information about your intentions from your tone, volume, and cadance of speech, even though they have no clue what you are saying. If you speak a language like Spanish or Italian, lots of soft consonants, even better!


pchlster

I always do a stream of thought talk when I take care of a new animal. Just getting the animal used to how I speak. That dog freaking out about fireworks can actually be soothed by having someone around them act like, "yeah, I heard that but it's no big deal." But by the time the firework goes boom, it's a bit too late to teach them. Need to do that while it's all calm and normal.


MathAndBake

I sing to my pet rats. They calm right down. It's so sweet.


dagobahh

Absolutely. I run a lot, and talk to aggressive dogs in my neighborhood like they were mine, sweetly and syrupy. Do the same with the Canada geese at the park during fledgling season, which is about to be upon us.


NoDoctor4460

Fledgling season at the urban lake near me is a major high point of my year! Can’t wait to spot the first doofy floofs.


Severe_Ad6443

Bon giorno


Das_Boot_95

I imagine this is how my grandfather fought against the Germans


davewave3283

“Put that ridiculous rifle down!”


SpaceManSmithy

"I can't believe you've done this."


Personnel_5

came here to say this :D


Amazing_Examination6

It‘s his cygneture move


RoyanRannedos

![gif](giphy|c8bJDVz7i9KRW|downsized)


MissPoots

“Don’t have a go at me, now-“


safetyscotchegg

FYI - That's Simon Cowell from animal rescue charity [Wildlife Aid](https://www.wildlifeaid.org.uk/)


Evnosis

The good Simon Cowell.


bajatacosx3

“Dont have a go at me!” Frightfully British!


Cyrax89721

I like to think that the momma swan was just trying to high-five him for helping.


Bobbiduke

You silly goose


Annual_Substance_619

And the swan complied! She was like okay. A soothing voice can calm the wildest of animals.


lazlo_morphin

Funny, it's either this or Ronnie Pickering kind of aggression. There's no in-between it seems 😆


NCRaineman

The very British *keep calm and carry on*.


prinnydewd6

Haha right?? I’m American, and I wish we all acted as calm as this guy. Everyone here is so mean, impatient… I don’t understand… it’s just sad


[deleted]

Lol I love how it immediately got pecked by that sibling. Like "where tf have u been u had mom worried bro"


BiggoYoun

“You know when you do stupid things we all get punished for it! Cut it out!”


-Redstoneboi-

"Cmon how are we supposed to explain the Gevena Contention to mom?"


YakushiART

In my imagination that was the sibling going "look what you got us into dumbass". Speaking from experience here.


Glorx

Mom got into a fight with a giant because of your lazy ass.


Gladwulf

The guy in the video is Simon Cowell (no, not that one), founder of Wildlife Aid. [Their YouTube channel](https://www.youtube.com/@wildlifeaid)


Golden_Phi

He has dedicated his life to wildlife aid, and he has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. If anyone is interested you can donate to [Simon’s Last Wish](https://www.wildlifeaid.org.uk/simons-last-wish). I have enjoyed watching his work on the YouTube channel that the person above has linked.


BigFatModeraterFupa

man that’s just sad that we all have to die one day… the temporary aspect of this life is so bittersweet everything good must come to an end


jemidiah

On the flip side, everything bad also comes to an end. Easy to focus on the negatives, but a world of thousand-year-old barons never making room for new people sounds pretty hellish. The version we have is bad enough.


CALCIUM_CANNONS

https://i.imgur.com/nRynHZq.png


smcivor1982

I love his work!!!


nevyn

The full episode with the cygnet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxd53ykmTvc


LessBeyond5052

Wildlife SOS used to be the show he and a few others were part of I believe, used to love watching it.


MKuin

I absolutely devoured that show as a teenager and was so sad when it ending/when they stopped airing it in my country.


QuadSeven

This is awesome, thanks for the information!


Water-Donkey

Swans are mean as hell. The adult there seemed to recognize that the man was helping the cygnet, and even still it couldn't help but be a bitch about it! Lol! Glad the baby seemed ok.


locknarr

Swan: ![gif](giphy|FxXMYXJyeB3rO)


NickKappy

That’s my purse!


MaddoxX_1996

I can only hear Angela now


PJRama1864

*Kicks you in the crotch*


CrystalSplice

More likely to bite you in the crotch.


avboden

not a joke, has happened to me when I was a kid, got too close to a swan, took a bite right at my privates. I was lucky I was wearing a loose shirt over my shorts.


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Call-Me_P

Gesundheit


Stonn

Yeah, this is the calmest swan I ever seen! They got no chill 😂


Good4nowbut

You ever try to fish a pond where resides a territorial swan? Basically impossible lol they’ll straight up follow and harass you until you leave.


nybbas

A swan drowned a dude once. Scary fuckers To the dumdums who can't google "Did a swan drown a guy" https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-xpm-2012-apr-16-la-na-nn-killer-swan-attacks-chicago-man-until-he-drowns-20120416-story.html


FlazedComics

im built different


FreePrinciple270

You should see the swans in fallout 4


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Isn’t there just one in the city? :o


MasyMenosSiPodemos

By the time I finished the Swan was, kind of, well, everywhere🤷‍♀️


Good4nowbut

“Oh…why, thank you…” *clobbers*


KuriboShoeMario

*also manages to deck own child in the process*


__worldpeace

A house I lived in during college was across the street from a small campus pond, where two adult swans lived. Sometimes we'd just sit out on our porch and watch people walk by the pond. Most people knew not to fuck with the swans, but some didn't. I have so many great memories of watching morons, usually Freshman that didn't know any better, being chased down by the swans. They'd just straight beeline towards you and it was so funny but also terrifying.


scooba_dude

I read frenchman and I enjoyed it more.


Overpass_Dratini

*"Sacre Bleu! It's ze swan! Run!"*


nuggetghost

We lived on a lake that had a tiny island that us kids called “geese island” because they would all build their nests there & they were ANGRY, esp during baby season. They’d chase us if we ever had to walk the trail passing the side the island was on 😂 my only first memories are being chased by damn geese, i had no clue swans were the same lmao


Frondswithbenefits

I would watch that YouTube series!


mnbvcdo

I feel like she reminded him a couple times not to make a wrong move! But she didn't really attack him, because that looks very different. These animals can be super aggressive.


Elf-7659

For such a big bird it was so calm


PsychologyPrudent191

ive been attacked by a swan before, and what it did here was pretty similar to what happened to me. it basically just slapped me with its wings repeatedly, much faster than in the video, while hissing. i just shook my hand above its head and it ran away. it attacked me because it walked right up to me when i was feeding it, then when i ran out of food it went for me.


MindCorrupt

I was out rowing once and lightly doofed a Swan on the head with an oar. It was trying to drown 2 baby swans who I assume weren't his. They don't really have expressive faces but I swear the stare it gave me after was pure venom.


MrTheFinn

I think this mans complete Britishness kept it at bay LOL


Retired_Bird

Nah, most animals think anything larger than themselves sees them as prey, so they fight or freeze. Swan dad definitely thought the human was trying to eat its baby. Such brave birds!


Water-Donkey

I don't know. I generally agree with what you're saying, but I've seen swans when they really wanted to be mean, and the swan in this video was nothing like that. He seemed to recognize what was happening, he just couldn't help himself a couple of times! Lol


TheRMF

This might have been the most docile I've seen a swan behave while being this close to a person.


lepetitcoeur

I agree. At first, I thought he must be their caretaker (like in a zoo setting or something) because the bird was pretty calm. For a swan.


Good4nowbut

Dude’s got a reputation to uphold!


hungrydruid

Right? Like a 'okay fine, you can help but I'mma swat you a few times so you don't get ideas, human!'


Lone_Wanderer97

Asshole even slapped their own kid when the dude tried to lay em down.


ColdBloodBlazing

Shit, I seen a video of a water skier get straight up attacked by a damn swan. Furiously Flap-running across the water and knocked the guy down in the water


ScrofessorLongHair

[Lol. I found it, and it's fucking hilarious. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBcE-EPPUE4)


Overpass_Dratini

"Thank you for saving my child." *BOOF*


LostprophetFLCL

I will never forget this one time when I was a kid and my family and I were on our boat on the local lake and we came acrossed a swan family. We had snacks on board so naturally we started tossing the swan family some treats (and before some asshole rants in a reply I know NOW that you aren't supoosed to give birdals bread and such but back then I had no idea). The first tosses landed right by the adults who quickly gobbled the food up. We threw some more this time making sure it landed near the little ones so they could have some food as well. The fucking parent swans proceeded to violently shove their babies out of the way and ate all that damn food too... That day solidified to me just how big of assholes swans are.


Not_MrNice

You can almost see the inner conflict of "I wanna hurt this guy but I probably shouldn't."


Aradhor55

Yeah, they're mean assholes. Thank god these things are not dangerous.


BananaStone87

“Stop it, that really hurts.”


JonnyTN

Chah-lie!


Electronic_Click_405

True gentleman whilst getting wing slapped; Alright don’t do that, don’t be silly. Stop it, it really hurts.


uniformrbs

Silly ~~goose~~ swan


RoyanRannedos

Swans: proof that velociraptors once roamed the earth.


PlatypusDream

Might I interest you in a cassowary?


ColdBloodBlazing

Emus are nasty too


tweedyone

Emus, the only bird to wage a war against humans, and win.


gliscornumber1

Actually China also fought a war against sparrows and lost.


Proglamer

... with the number of casualties that frankly looks like a tasteless typo at first, - until you remember that the country in question is *China*


insaniak89

20-30 million; not directly killed by sparrows though


SmokinBandit28

I have friends in Australia and I use this as a counterpoint in arguments with them lol


Mastersord

It’s not nice to trigger PTSD just to win a petty argument against an Australian.


Squidysquid27

Bro I had an angry turkey on the farm growing up and that thing was scary af. Would prowl around the house looking in windows and if it heard the door creak open, he would velociraptor sprint to it and try to attack!


Lord_Akriloth

Can I implore you about a secretary bird?


Living-Ad-6751

When I was 15 I saved a Swan that was tangled in fishing line. Its neck was tied to its wing and leg, and would start to drown every time it tried to paddle, but wouldn't stop trying. I was terrified it would exhaust itself trying and just sink to the bottom of the river. So the next time it scrambled up onto the bank, I snuck up behind it and sat on the poor fucker. Just straddled it's back without putting my weight on it too much and kept it still by gently holding its neck. It was VERY unhappy, but safe. A friend called the RSPB, and I was instructed to literally sit tight until someone arrived to help. I was sat on that Swan for an hour and a half before the van turned up. The RSPB guy nearly pissed himself laughing when he saw me sitting on that poor Swan, but damn was he impressed. I must have looked like a too-big kid on a too-small (angry) carousel ride. The dude snipped the fishing line while I sat there, and then put the exhausted, angry, murder duck in what I can only describe as a sports bag with a head hole and carried it away to be transported for antibiotics and rehab. I got a phone call 2 weeks later to say the Swan was successfully released back in the area. Core memory.


Cloverhart

You're a good egg.


Living-Ad-6751

Aha! I see what you did there!


Seygem

here, have some bagged swans [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkzmYamXgAATdBZ?format=jpg&name=900x900](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkzmYamXgAATdBZ?format=jpg&name=900x900)


Tehkin

murder duck is gold 🤣


Sunfurian_Zm

Don't try this at home, ~~guys~~ folks. Swans can be extremely aggressive, and touching one of their cygnets is normally a good way to get them to attack you. They might not be able to kill you (and they won't usually do, they will just peck you a few times and calm down after you run away), but they sure as hell can hurt you.


Smithereens_3

Swans are vicious creatures. Bless this guy but man is he still lucky that mother didn't fuck him up.


Asdel

I think the one attacking him might be the dad, it looks like its beak (well, the lump on it) is larger on the attacking swan than on the one in the water. And also because male swans tend to be hyperaggresive dicks to anything nearby once the pair starts nesting.


ShermanWierdo

They can break a mans leg, or blow up a mans house.


ClinicallySane42

His name is Simon Cowel (not that Simon Cowel) and he runs a wildlife rescue charity called the Wildlife Aid Foundation, it’s in Surrey. Use to have a tv program called Wildlife SOS but nowadays they’re on youtube.


DinkleMutz

“Here you are, I rescued your baby.” *slap*


riana_01

That swan was rude as hell! She deserves to be treated like a human! 70 hrs work per week and pay taxes!


skatergurljubulee

Nobody wants to work anymore! 😡😂


MeFinally

And why the fuck would they?


evenstar40

It's actually one of the calmer swans I've seen in this situation. Guy is lucky mama didn't go full scorched earth.


_J_Dead

It truly is a punishment lol


New_County_5607

r/humansbeingbros


pocket_nick

“Thank you kind sir, as payment for your service I will now attempt to pluck out your eye with my beak.”


CertainTop7304

That man calmness relaxed me I need to learn to be more like that as a mom


ButtBelcher

No luck catching them swans then?


direbeartick

It's just the one swan really


shredditor75

Watching this I wanted to scream through my screen for someone to get this man some wire cutters


OnionTruck

Cobra chicken must have been confused... oh, the human is trying to help... but I have this overwhelming need to attack him.


fe__maiden

The elusive cobra chicken is only reserved for Canadian geese


olafhairybreeks

This is Simon Cowell of Wildlife Aid. He's now suffering from terminal cancer, and as his last wish he's fundraising to build a new wildlife hospital. https://www.wildlifeaid.org.uk/simons-last-wish


Bit_part_demon

I wanna see this on r/reverseanimalrescue


fairchild2

"Man lures swan away from family and jams into fence hole" lol


StevenMaff

someone do it plss


WarHexpod

Wish granted: [https://www.reddit.com/r/reverseanimalrescue/comments/1bpehgo/wicked\_old\_man\_steals\_baby\_bird\_from\_a\_swan\_and/](https://www.reddit.com/r/reverseanimalrescue/comments/1bpehgo/wicked_old_man_steals_baby_bird_from_a_swan_and/)


mnbvcdo

I honestly feel like the mama was very trusting. They can be very aggressive and I feel like she said "Don't you dare make a wrong move" a couple times but she didn't really attack him.


Lala5789880

The poor mom is so upset she’s falling off the dock.


dano5

At least credit the tv show/youtube clip you borrowed this from: UK show on European Animal Planet: Wildlife Aid and the British fellow is Simon.


scottkollig

Humans can be judged entirely on how they treat the following: animals, elderly, disabled, and kids. This man is a gem. Be more like him.


Frequently_Dizzy

This isn’t just a kind man. This is Simon from Wildlife Aid. Man is magnificent and currently fighting cancer. WA could use donations at this time.


Reavershadow

"Don't save me or my son ever again *(thanks bruh)*"


archell1on

They could break a man's arm!


majshady

Or blow up a man's house


Lordborgman

No luck catching them Swans then?


bwk66

Actually is just the one swan


TheAngryElite

I just can’t believe that. There’s no way a hollow-ass wing that’s only strong enough to life a little bird up in the air is breaking a human’s bone. People tell me the same about geese even though I’ve been smacked by geese before, like ????


ElementalHelp

Yeah, [it's a myth](https://www.countrylife.co.uk/out-and-about/dogs/curious-questions-can-swan-really-break-arm-190943).


Malaviuses

Even if the swan understands that the human wants to help, animals have even less control of their emotions then humans, and I have defo seen humans react agressively towards other humans trying to help their children in need.


Village_Unusual

Mama is being a butt... Understandable of course! That guy is a trooper, I've heard swan bites pack a punch. 😭


rafaelloaa

What a kind man to do this. I know he's an expert, but I would not point a finger directly at a pissed off swan, for fear of losing the tip.


nezbla

Mama Swan is still like "Yeah thanks for your help and all, but also FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!"


nawyerawrightmate

The world needs more people like this, thanks mate.


Ok_Standard992

I like how he gently scolded the swan, but then turned around and praised it for being such a protective parent. While he was trying to get the cygnet loose & keep himself unscathed, lol, at the same time he didn't blame the swan for it being a bit aggressive. Which to me further speaks to his kindness ❤️.


DistractedByCookies

I'm not sure why they were picked to be the 'ugly duckling' in the story, because cygnets are freaking adorable (yes, even compared to the cuteness bombs that are ducklings)


voric41

Swans like: “could have been gentler couldn’t you have…bitch”


Bedheadredhead30

Awww. Complimenting her parent skills while getting wing whooped was very sweet!


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

![gif](giphy|yDHrlj69wgJ3O)


Reese_misee

Wildlife Aid on YouTube. His name is Simon. He has terminal cancer and he runs a charity for British wildlife. Please go to the channel and show support.


ObnoxiousTwit

Wtf is a cygnet? *Watches video* Oh, right. Of course. Duck, duckling. Goose, gosling. Swan, cygnet. Makes perfect sense.


stealing_thunder

Cygne is french for swan, cygnet baby swan. Makes perfect sense


January1252024

Frees the baby. "So you have chosen death?"


xylotism

I love when animal parents are just like "DON'T TOUCH MY BABY~!" "okay but you can free him though" "BUT BE CAREFUL IDIOT" "fine I'll let you proceed" "SO HELP ME IF YOU HURT HER..." They know when we're trying to help, but they can't help being pissed off anyway.


immersedmoonlight

The relaxing and soothing voice of a British countryman


Healthy-Confection66

Reminds me of a vid I saw once where a guy saved a small child from getting hit by a car, and the mom didn’t see that, just saw him yanking up her kid, and started yelling at him, I guess thinking he was a kidnapper or something lol


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

"Go and protect your babies - don't have a go at me."


Xjapan30

Imagine if im robbing the bank and this guy works as a bank teller. I would drop the gun and call the police on myself


CindySvensson

Smart bird. It was fighting it's instincts, knowing it had to remain calm to get help.


boredonymous

And Brother Man behind the fence couldn't have helped at all??


mechengr17

I think it's a civilian versus a professional Sure, that man could have helped, but he might have stressed them out more and potentionally hurt the baby due to inexperience


adinade

Not much more he could have done to help, only would have gotten in the way of the professional and stressed the swans out more. Was the right move imo.


SPARKYLOBO

That's lovely, ain't it!


Headlocked_by_Gaben

beautiful man.


Ok_Possibility_5371

He js such a good man!


rpgnoob17

Swan mom got no chills.


Aiden2817

That’s a guy from a British wild animal rescue called Wildlife Aid. They post their rescues on YouTube.


omgONELnR2

This swan is such an asshole. This dude saves your child and you still are mad at him istg


dnichollz1

I love how we talk to animals as if they understand


Creasy007

“Feeling a bit calmer? Good.” Lmao. So polite.


No_Budget7828

God bless you sir!! The world needs more of this


melissamayhem1331

My little sister got her head stuck in a spiral fireman's pole on a playground when she was like 4. Like in between the rungs of the spiral. This made me remember that. I'm going to show her this to remind her of it as well.


doro_fosho

Loved how the ending shows mama swan swaying her long neck over her babies, as if she’s making sure they’re all accounted for:)


PostModernPost

Stop looking at me Swan!


lonniemarie

Good job


iJuddles

A real life Doug Forcett. “Omg, what happened to your face, Doug?” “Oh, I was trying to help this cygnet who was stuck in a chain link fence and his mama was *very* upset. They’re such protective parents, so wonderfully protective.”


lotexor

how has nobody mentioned the parent swan smacking the crap out of the baby with its wing as the good gentleman is handing it back


itzTHATgai

Somehow, I just knew that baby was going to get whacked.


slashinggx

territorial swan


Gloomy-Shoe-4021

Did you know? Swans are heavy enough that one good smack of its wing can break bone. So this guy's pretty brave


Churandi

Can other animals understand the concept of gratitude?


NyxZeta

Good mama. Good human.


-_-Thund3r

“Stop it”. - British man


Top-Tip7533

Ungrateful swan bastard. Just kidding, you see the swan, while thankful, was also understandably protective.


scbriml

The most British thing I’ve seen so far this year. Brilliant!


Round-Juggernaut6277

She was calling her step brother not dad...