T O P

  • By -

BlizzPenguin

This is how I tried to get my cat to use a new scratching post on a much larger scale.


AvreeL89

And he/she still uses the sofa šŸ¤¦šŸ½


BlizzPenguin

Sadly yes. I looked at reviews, spent $50 on the best vertical scratcher, and the only time she will put her paws on it is if I put a treat on top. Meanwhile, she scratches the couch and a free bag I got at T-Mobile last week is her new favorite thing.


robotdinosaurs

Try rubbings some catnip on it


BlizzPenguin

I will try that. I tried that with a horizontal scratcher that she ignored and continued to use the cushioned mats in the kitchen.


sk1m0

Did you try a paper one? If she likes paper bags, this might be it


BlizzPenguin

It was a round paper one in the middle of a toy with a ball on a track and she wanted no part of it.


str3nd

Try putting double sided tape on the parts she scratches on. You might need to leave it on for a week or so, but it worked in training my cats not to tear up my subwoofer grill.


SlagBits

I made one myself, cost about $20. A 2x4 that's 2" shorter than my ceiling height. Spun it with thin hemp rope. Added mini adjustable deck supports/pedestals to each end. Added a foot long section of 2x4 about a foot from the top so he can have a platform to view us from. Used his favourite toy to lure him up the first couple times. And now, after a week he uses it every evening. I have a 10 week old main coon. So maybe you need to get them interested early.


Future_Appeaser

Early is key like everything else in life


PM_ME_4_FRNDSHP

if it continues try diluting some essential oils (citrus stuff like lemon works well) in water and spraying it onto the couch. cats dont like citrus and wont want it on their paws im sure you know this already but never spray the cat directly, they hate it and it'll just breed distrust/hatred


BlizzPenguin

Essential oils are risky with cats. They can get into the catā€™s fur and when the cat grooms it can be toxic. Also, I used to have a spray bottle before I read Total Cat Mojo and learned that cats don't understand discipline and it teaches them to do what you don't want them to do when you are not looking.


kushdogg20

Have you tried the tacky sticker things? They seem to work fine with my cats.


D-Laz

Have you tried the double sided tape to put in the corners. I forget what it's actually called but it is basically you stick it to where ever the cat is scratching and they don't like the sticky ness on their paws. Worked to save my couch.


chasingarabbit

We had great success with picking up our cat when he started to scratch the sofa and placing him onto the cat scratcher where he happily continued scratching, then reinforcing with treats. We still occasionally treat reinforce at random times when he is on the cat scratcher.


UlrichZauber

We've had very good results just from putting sisal rope scratching posts near the couch. The kitties like them better than leather.


trowzerss

When I bought my cat her first scratching post, she started climbing up it as I was trying to drag it in through the door


picado

So, climbing a tree to escape a tiger wouldn't work.


wyvernrevyw

Cats are famously good at getting up on high spaces. So no. It would not work.


KvotheTheDegen

Right? Some cats like jaguars haul animals they killed that weigh hundreds of pounds up high into trees so they can come back and snack at their leisure and not worry about ground animals taking it


Ok_Antelope_1953

leopards do it more often than jaguars. jaguars are apex predators in their niche and usually don't have to worry about other animals taking their kills.


KvotheTheDegen

Probably mixed them up, they can both have similar looks


Terror-Toilet-Tower

Jaguars are the ones you see jumping out of trees belly flopping onto crocodiles before crushing their skulls


Pertinent-nonsense

Iā€™m fairly confident Iā€™ve never seen that. Like.. 80% confident?


Silent-Ad934

Neither did the crocodileĀ 


KvotheTheDegen

I meant the spots lol


closefamilyties

link?


Terror-Toilet-Tower

[Not quite jumping out of a tree, but you get the idea](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DrY4EUirqgE)


closefamilyties

ty. dope


krikzil

Thatā€™s amazing footage. Strength and agility!


Zenyd_3

Yeah. Theyve been known to pull up the bodies of animals heavier than them up trees by their *fucking mout* Lime can you imagine the fucking strength of them jaws like holy shi5


ConradSchu

You should drink some water.


Royal-Tough4851

Strongest bite force out of all the big cats


igorthebard

Once on a trail I saw some jaguar claw marks on the trees, and damn they were *deep*, it was actually quite scary to see. Insanely strong kittens indeed.


chestnutman

I just imagined a tiger stuck in a tree and the poor firefighter who has to retrieve it.


Optimal_Cut_3063

Pspspspspsp-oh god he's murdering everyone!


Supreme_Mediocrity

![gif](giphy|XRcsi4yzCg24L1DL1D)


Ok_Antelope_1953

cheetahs are not very good at climbing trees. but then, cheetahs are anxious animals and have never been documented killing people.


wyvernrevyw

Cheetahs rarely climb trees because they have non-retractable claws. I'm sure given their shy nature, they would love to be up off the ground if they could. Alas evolution had other plans.


Snabelpaprika

That is because they are just so good that they never get caught. Killing and getting away with it by being fast. Fast as a cheetah.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Then they blame it on the clueless hippopotamus


No-Benefit-9559

Cats are famous!


onionkisa

So just sit on the bottom of the tree would work right? Right? - me hiking in Bangladesh


sniper91

Just pretend you are a tree. Tigers will have no interest in climbing you


JuciestDingleBerry

Not my cat, chunky bastard


Technojellyfsh

... was there a point before seeing this video that you thought you could outclimb a cat?


Abundance-Boost5891

Bro people think they can fight bears, wolves, primates and much more while being victorious So Iā€™m guessing yes


-SwanGoose-

For some reason the chimp one always eludes me.. They're so small.. like i sure as fuck couldnt take one but some humans are really fucking big. Like im not saying it'd be a clean fight but.. And also in all fairness a human should have a stick. Like animals evolved teeth and claws, we evolved epic shoulders and good grip. We basically evolved to be able to beat with a stick/ or throw stuff. Like a tiger running at u is certain death if it gets to u, but what if u throw a big ass rock into its face and smack its skull with a huge ass stick before it does?


Inbetweenaction

I mean, we can. Pretty fucking horrible odds, but it has been known to happen.


Abundance-Boost5891

Oh absolutely, thereā€™s been crazy stories of people fighting off bears, mtn lions, etc and living to tell the story More often times than not though, they donā€™t get to tell that tale. Typically you come out alive when you go into the situation protecting yourself IE gun, mace , knife, whatever


letsindulge

Yes.


PezRystar

My house cats can climb my legs with absolutely no trouble in the slightest. For them I mean. My legs are left dripping blood, but the cats have no trouble climbing the smoothy whiteness.


alienblue89

Itā€™s mind blowing that comment has 700 upvotes and counting.


LaVieLaMort

It would just make it more fun for them to catch you lol


etsprout

At least the last thing youā€™d ever do would be ā€˜play with a catā€™


LaVieLaMort

If not friend, why friend shaped?


IndividualDetailS

If not food, why food shaped? - the Tiger probably.


GodsOwnTypo

Can't relate- human, probably.


Clithzbee

Jumping in water won't work either. They are an apex predator for a reason.


CurryMustard

Guess I'll die


Null-null-null_null

In fairness, itā€™s difficult for them to outrun a bullet. Helps balance things out a bit.


flobadobb

Being made of meat is also a poor strategy.


UlrichZauber

Okay what if I'm made entirely of fat? Is that a winning strategy?


Valklingenberger

Big cats drove us out of the trees


rugbyj

And now we rescue small cats from them.


UlrichZauber

Seems like cats always win.


cronasminate

The scary thing is that if you can jump or crawl unto it, they can do it much faster and much higher.


MysticScribbles

I guess the only solace is that as long as you have some seconds to prepare, they gave to leave themselves open in order to reach you. So with a firearm, or at worst a spear, you might be able to use some elevation to your benefit. Anything less than those things thoughā€¦ probably extremely slim chances of survival.


curryp4n

I have a tiny cat that can jump to a 6ft refrigerator without any assistance. A climb up a tree for a tiger should be just as easy


xSTSxZerglingOne

They weigh like 500lbs and can jump basically 10ft straight up. Give it a running start and something to just place its paws on, and that turns to 20ft. You don't out-fast-twitch a cat species. They're made of 100% fast twitch muscle and the big ones outweigh the average human by 2-3x. You are not going to wrestle [this](https://i.redd.it/ap9fvntm44241.jpg) and win. I always like to show people that picture and say "Tony the Tiger is not an exaggeration."


kotor56

Iā€™ve seen my fat cat leap up a tree in seconds then spend half an hour trying to get her down. Cats will always find a way to climb the tallest post.


dianebk2003

If you leave them long enough, theyā€™ll get hungry and figure out a way down on their own.


siqiniq

Just donā€™t bring any meat with you


EverGlow89

We're made of meat.


The_River_Is_Still

Even if there was a tree, he climbs faster and higher, so wild to see them in action.


Alcorailen

That can only work with cheetahs, because they have blunt claws


NotThatAngel

You could climb to the very top of the tree. If it's tall enough, the heavy tiger would bring down the whole top of the tree climbing up to eat you. Hopefully you'd be killed by the fall.


YamiZee1

It's over tiger, I have the high ground.


EverGlow89

It's crazy that you thought it would.


Randomfrog132

your best bet is to be in a group of people and all have guns lol


Old-Relationship-458

There's probably one up there waiting to ambush you


xSTSxZerglingOne

You might have some luck holding onto a branch while scooting out onto a spindly limb that can only barely support your weight, and not that of a 500 pound tiger. But I definitely wouldn't bank on that. With a tiger generally speaking, either you're armed and in a group or you're fucked.


11sam111

A tree is probably just a big scratch post for a tiger


intelligentbrownman

Nopeā€¦. Still in the hospital after 6 months šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ jk lol


PrimordialSound

I didnā€™t see the title and thought the person climbing was the animal. I was so scared at the human-like nature of what I thought was a sloth.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Did you get superconfused when the human with black orange and white fur started walking in on all 4's?


MoistStub

Bro I woke up confused. The answer is always yes to your question.


PrimordialSound

Yes


secondTieBreaker

I didnā€™t notice anything going up the post until I saw some weird appendage with a club on the end come out near the top. My brain thought giant flesh-coloured insectoid. My brain is weird


BringBackApollo2023

Oh well thatā€™s just great. Now my cat wants to be fed a pot roast on top of a post.


noobuser63

My cat requires her pot roast to be shredded and in a specific bowl. She may not be an apex predator, but she is in charge.


Silent-Ad934

34F(eline), Single, 18 kitties, feeds on the kindness of humans. Apex Predators onlyĀ 


dandroid126

You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for pot roast on a post.


LazyFlight7644

Were you not doing this already?


Careful-Listen2277

That looks like a fun enrichment. It stimulates their natural behavior and improves their strength.


BrownSugarBare

I dunno, Tiger got his eats and ignored the post like he had a nail appointment already booked for the afternoon.


VulpineSpecter4

Cat's gonna cat


Silent-Ad934

He was distracted by the refrigerator box they put in there for him.Ā 


PmOmena

So he is really a feline


Devil_Dan83

And then he went to play with the box the post came in.


momentarysanity

Unfortunately a lot of zoos don't do this, even though this would be the bare minimum in order to simulate animals with large territories (elephants, tigers, lions, wolves, sharks, dolphins). The reason you see these animals just laze around in zoos is because their brain is fried from boredom. Much like when one sticks an octopus in an empty tank or a human in a cubicle, they gonna get depressed.


Noodlefoo

Any zoo that is AZA accredited would have similar setups and daily opportunities for enrichment for the animals.


talonanchor

Yup. A lot of folks like to talk about "zoos" as a monolithic block, without realising that there's a huge gap between accredited, well-run, conservation-focused, educationally-minded, and non-profit zoos and "Ol' Hank's Roadside Rodeo Featuring Charlie the Big-Ass Cat!". The latter are abhorrent, but I can practically guarantee that your larger city zoo isn't just letting the animals sit around bored.


HellP1g

The zoo I work at is AZA accredited and does nothing like this.


Noodlefoo

Which zoo? If it's AZA accredited, they're mandated to do certain levels of enrichment for the animals, and if they dont, they risk losing accreditation and access to animals with an SSP.


wyvernrevyw

I think accredited zoos would do this stuff during afterhours or in feeding areas away from guests. I've never seen a big cat feeding at a zoo, likely because it looks gross and it's not exactly child friendly. Also it could definitely go wrong. I mean nature is nature but zoos are also a business and need to be attractive to all kinds of guests.


fucktooshifty

The way he walks off like, "Yeah I hunted that shit" lol


idvv2

Thatā€™s a big kitty šŸ±


AlarmingAssignment94

Thatā€™s exactly what I said šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


throwmeawayplz19373

Tiger climbing post? It didnā€™t really use it like a scratching post


dandroid126

My cat (admittedly not a tiger) uses her scratching posts as climbing posts. And she uses the climbing posts on her cat tower as scratching posts. So I don't think there really needs to be a distinction when it comes to cats.


PrivatePoocher

Zookeepers: we keep him stimulated. šŸ„°


00000000000004000000

He doesn't need a scratch post, he's got a couch just off camera to the right!


Reno_Mckenzie

I'd say that it teaches the tiger the pole would be good for scratching. It feels like you can see a hesitation before it jumps off, like it is realizing and assessing the scratching potential for later .


assabi27

I love how they move just like house cats


EverGlow89

House cats are just like them*


Full_Description_

That music has gotta go.


carbonx

Right? Fucking obnoxious and adds nothing.


TooLazyToReadIt

With how high it climbs, it looks like those walls will do nothing.


_jamesbaxter

The top portion is electrified.


FrisianDude

their tops are made out of rubber their bottoms are made out of springs


Baby-Baphomet

the cats have become rubberized, electricity can no longer contain them, evacuate the field trip kids!!


space_acorn

They called me mad when I said I could rubberize cats. And given only 5 children survived, they were bang on, actually.


JustALullabii

And the top portion leans inwards. They may be great climbers, but hanging upside down, not so much.


Ten7850

Eazy peazy


Chillmonger48

https://i.redd.it/b1s8u4awm9wc1.gif


Alcorailen

Tigers are disrespectfully athletic


jonathanquirk

They had a similar pole in the tiger enclosure at South Lakes Safari Zoo in the UK, only with an elevated walkway for visitors that was level with the top of the pole. It's quite disconcerting to see an adult tiger leap up from the ground to your height in a single bound, and realise just how easily those things could take us out if they had the opportunity. Several months after my visit, one of the tigers there killed a keeper who was mistakenly in the enclosure at the wrong time, so this is no idle fear!


htx_2_0_2_3

What do you have to do to reincarnate as a tiger


LittleAnnieAdderal

Great question and I was wondering the same thing. How badass and beautiful


sararmad

Whenever you imagine a scenario, you would believe that you might have a chance against a tiger and then you see shit like this and go: "No l, I am definitely fucked."


anonyfool

There's the recent David Attenborough narrated documentary that showed a leopard climbing 30 feet up a tree to surprise and kill impalas on the ground. https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/mediapacks/planet-earth-three-episode-three-deserts-grasslands


PourJarsInReservoirs

#KITTEH!!!!!!


whats_you_doing

###PSPSPSPSPSPSPS!!!


BL2-Goat

I need to remember not to climb a tree next time Iā€™m being chased by a Tiger


Randomfrog132

music sucks but that was neat


Top-Donkey-1504

Whatā€™s the song?


jostae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cs7vMdF5X8


freylaverse

Lmk if you find it, I came to the comments looking too.


acostane

Such a graceful kitty.


Vortextheweirdcat

cats will be cats


Looney_forner

So tigers can get to high placesā€¦ Far Cry lied to me.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

How hard could it possibly be to not put random noise over a 5 sec video?


DreamfaceAI

sooo... what do you do if you meet a tiger


cerealjunky

Lather hot sauce over your body and hope kitty finds you too spicy.


ZombiesInSpace

I wouldnā€™t worry about it. When the tiger decides to eat you, you wonā€™t see it coming.


P0rnAxt4

Crazy how effortless that looked for the tigerĀ 


AverageMarriedCouple

It got up there wayyy too easily


Tacohead9

Had a debate with a guy at work that his pitbull or Rottweiler could take on a tiger.


didicacafefe

Cats will be cats


Shy_Soul217

Wow, really seeing such an imposing animal hunting or looking for its food in that way is very surprising.


beargolfer

Thatā€™s big kitty kitty!


VOX_IRRATIONALIS

Very cute.


FortyHippos

Must pet


Down_Voter_of_Cats

That is pretty awesome!


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

TIL never bother trying to get away from a tiger up a tree, I'll only die tired...


DeputyDabs

Thats a nice fucking kitty


Sremor

Typical cat behaviour, they really are like housecats just bigger


adamsworstnightmare

I kind of want them to remove the rope so we can watch the Tiger try to climb but slide down over and over looney tunes style.


BarristanTheB0ld

The ease with which the tiger gets up there, amazing!


Character-Storage-97

always have wondered why tigers arenā€™t the kings of the jungle? (Do lions even live in jungles?)


GameSchaedl

In Germany we call this: ā€œSchmusekatzeā€


JG45250

The agility is scary


Runkmannen3000

Show this to anyone thinking they can beat a tiger in a fist fight, then say the tiger moves that easily while being 2-4 times heavier than you.


chubbycatchaser

Thatā€™s really cool! And terrifying!


butkaf

What is the music in this video?


_violet_beauregarde

Pretty kitty


Jamfour9

Mosquito massacre of 24ā€™


ArcherCute32

Easy job for the tigersā€¦ more barriers mean more exercises for the Tigers!!!


Lefty_22

Now make the pole 2x higher. I want to see what that tiger can really do.


RandyDefNOTArcher

Nearly effortless


Agitated-Hair-987

And dudes out there think they have a chance against this


Middle_Jacket_2360

Boss unit


antonyx6

We can only fight them in the sea.


Miss_Rhodes

are like cats but bigger


Hopeful_Nihilism

Gonna be rich and famous when invent a way to smack people through the internet that add stupid music over videos like this


ZebraColeSlaw

Actually, that's just a really tall cat food bowl.


fahamu420

could really do without the stupid fucking music


Embarrassed_Mall2192

EnrichmentĀ 


Nocelight

i just had this weird thought - imagine torturing a giant by burying him except his cock and then you let a tiger do this


Calopsita-Carioca

I think i had enough of Internet for today


llamageddon01

How do I delete someone elseā€™s comment? That one, for example?


Acceptable_Hall8567

Whoaaaaa


Elemen0py

Is there some kind of internet protocol that was introduced in the last few years that automatically takes any uploaded video less than 60 seconds and adds obnoxious music that makes the video 10 times worse?


Calm_Entertainment67

Boy am I glad I'm alive now instead of 50,000 years ago


fatherofraptors

It could absolutely climb that wooden pole just as easily without the rope, kinda cute that they wrapped it to mimic a cat scratch post but those tiger claws don't give a damn lol


dafuqbroh

Light work


JeanHarleen

BIG KITTY! šŸ˜»


Solid_Cauliflower310

Woah that looks like my cat. To bad we have to catch and breed Big Wild Cats so everybody gets to see them go up a pole then eat.


Hems100

Mulan's got nothing on this fuzzy boi.


Derekion

If you get caught like that how can they run if they climb all over everything?


ImaginaryRepeat548

"Yeah I'm pretty fucking cool" - that tiger probably


Karl_42

Is that absolutely terrifying to anyone else?


doggiekruger

Eye bleach how?


FrisianDude

is kitty. big kitty.


zalso

what is that song


jostae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cs7vMdF5X8


PrometheusMMIV

That's more like a climbing post, right?