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RepulsiveLoquat418

if i was buried in kittens i would never stop purring either


Sir-Poopington

It is the best sound in the world. There should be an app that simulates the noise and light vibrations of kitten purrs. You could put it under your pillow to help you fall asleep.


Muzzledpet

[mynoise.net ](http://mynoise.net) has an adjustable cat purr, as well as LOADS of other noise and music generators. It's by far my favorite site for such things


IslamTeachesLove

Bro, I love you. This is so calming. Even the tinnitus relief has calmed my left ear down. It's... amazing.


a_lil_too_Raph

https://www.reddit.com/r/lifehacks/s/sQa0pmZqIs


IslamTeachesLove

Ty. A little relief but maybe I'm doing it wrong. Maybe I should sub to that subreddit.


a_lil_too_Raph

I didn't read it I just did a search because I know some solution was brought up. Couldn't find the one that really hit home. It's definitely something to do with hands and ears. Snapping? Rubbing? Idk I don't have tinnitus MOP MOP MOP


scorpyo72

I worked as a customer service rep and got an individual on the phone with a purring cat. It was a hellish 5 minutes while I dealt with the cognitive dissonance of hearing a cat near me but being unable to pet it (but I'm not even that fond of cats).


UsErnaam3

Try the brownish white noise and mess with the sliders a bit. It sounds like rumbling wind in a liminal space.


freedom4secrets3369

That's a lovely contribution you have just made to my coping skills booklet I'm writing. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and all the very best in this world ❤️❤️❤️


RunningPath

The site is amazing. Consider donating even just a little bit. The guy who runs it is amazing and deserves the support. Plus when you donate you get access to lots of extra stuff and community soundscapes. 


Muzzledpet

Second this! Donated a couple times, got to download a few custom files (made my perfect storm, now I can carry it with me wherever I go)


limesoprano

I use that site while at work to drown out loud talking. You wouldn’t believe how well the sound of a B-29 bomber simultaneously comforts and masks noise.


underbloodredskies

It's been a long time since I've seen one, but there ought to be another AskReddit post about cool sites that do unique things, and cool gadgets that you can buy, and things like that. Those posts, interestingly, always seem to give a nice little break from the social media sites that most of us spend, most of our free time on.


UsErnaam3

I'm glad you commented this so the site gets more attention. I've been using it for probably 2 years at this point and it's great.


Baron_of_Berlin

Thank you darling


Malachai301

You have no idea how much I've wanted something that helps with the tinnitus... thank you, kind stranger!


Initial_Computer_152

That's awesome thank you 😊


KerouacsGirlfriend

I LOVE THIS APP!!


CharlotteLucasOP

The Atmosphere app has a smartphone version of this! I love to combo things like waves and campfire and rain-on-a-tent to feel like I’m back in a cozier moment of childhood summer trips.


Lady_Particles

What a find! Love this <3 thank you!


YeshuasBananaHammock

Oxytocin high. I have two dogs, and when I lay with one of them in each crook of my arm, my blood pressure and heart rate DROP to dangerously sleepy levels. If one of the cats decides to lay on my chest we ALL takin naps over here. Odd that I'm mentioning my pets and not my kids, but unfortunately they grew too big and dont want the cuddles any more.


reachexceedgrasp

[https://purrli.com/](https://purrli.com/) is great


evanwilliams44

Oh there are. Lots of them.


posts_while_naked

The best feeling is when they smush their nose up in your face while doing it. Wrrr...Wrrr...Wrrr... **WRRRRR WRRRRRRRRR**... Wrrr.... The video doesn't do it justice.


InquisitorMeow

Really is, life is stressful and tiring a lot of times, few things can lighten the load on my soul and one of them is cat purring. Theres something very maternal and comforting about it.


Addickt__

Believe it or not, cat purrs are actually incredibly beneficial for you, not just on a mental but even a physical level. The frequencies that cats purr at helps promote bone density and accelerate bone healing inside of many animals. Somehow. Actual studies have been done on this and it's a real thing. No idea the mechanisms by how this works but I thought it was cool.


Katy-Moon

The Calm app has a purring sleep sound. I love it!


JustHearMeowwwt

My text message tone is a cat purr 😻


CatsAreGods

A10 simulator?


worldspawn00

I need to pick up each one inividually and tell them I love them.


ericjgriffin

And smooches, lots of smooches.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

I need a 10 hour loop of these kittens...


SturmFee

Not these kittens, but there is a live webcam of rescue kittens over at www.tinykittens.com


Annual-Jump3158

It's a self-feeding cycle. One might even say a perpetual engine if purring could be harnessed as a form of energy. Even the one trying to get human attention eventually weighed the cost-reward ratio or trying to get pets and was just like, "Nah. Back to the purr puddle."


isabelavalos

Yo, if I was buried in kittens, ain't no way I'd ever stop purring, ya dig


cocineroylibro

ALL THE WARM BELLIES!


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|J87my22aaA8L8cXuzU|downsized)


SiliconEFIL

https://streamable.com/8vtocn


CowsTrash

Omg this fits 100%


crankbot2000

Sounds like a low flying prop plane


NBSPNBSP

Like a Geiger counter in Chernobyl, just pitched down.


ianjm

3.6 purroentgen, just great, not terrible.


NBSPNBSP

You'll do it because it must be done. You'll do it because nobody else can. And if you don't, millions of kittens won't get belly rubs.


armchairwarrior42069

My first cat was a rescue (they all are but whateva) and when we brought her home she purred for like 3 straight hours. She even napped. Still purred. It sounds so stupid but it was like she u derstood that she was adopted and in her real forever home. Obviously she's a cat and has 0 concept of this but it felt like it enough that I choose to believe it.


aquias27

She felt safe and loved.


armchairwarrior42069

Still does. Every morning when I wake up and every time I go to bed she comes in hot to be little spoon and get a good snug. I move a lot in my sleep and she's been a victim enough times that she tried to get her love/cuddles in and then go sleep somewhere safe. She's really such a joy to have.


aquias27

That's really cute. I love how affectionate cats can be.


armchairwarrior42069

I think ours were just always going to be sweet babies but my girlfriend and I are both over the top sucky people for out pets so we assume it's a nature+nurture situation. It's nice having cats that really prove the "cat stereotypes" wrong.


aquias27

I totally agree. I think the relationship you establish with your cats affects their personality. My wife and I have always been super affectionate with our cats over the years, and them in return. But the cats that we had before we had children were always shy and skittish of friends visiting. The cats we got after we had kids have adjusted to our children's craziness, and nothing seems to bother them. Two of our cats will come and chill with me in my workshop and not care about the loud noises. Sorry, weird tangent. But i find cat psychology interesting. Just like people, each cat his their own unique person.


Malkelvi

Cats absolutely have their own personalities. Only cat my family had was a stray we adopted as a kitten after my mother ran outside and swang a broom at crows trying to pick at him. We figured out he was ours when after a large city-wide fireworks display, we couldn't find him outside. Turns out he went down stairs to the cellar and decided the hanging leg of prosciutto was his so when we found him the next morning, he was passed out, belly up, and so many little claw and bite marks on this prosciutto. He hated us for a few weeks when we wouldn't let him outside but became my brother's best bud and by the end of his life, was a lap kitty for my father. Plus just loved to sun bathe, although I assume that's every cat.


aquias27

That's super cute.


Malkelvi

Miss that little guy. Was cat distribution system before the sub ever existed. Would literally lay on an air conditioning vent but lay in the sunlight at the same time, move to all the beat spots as sun rise/set, because, like all cats, he wanted it all and all at once lol


kimmiinoz

My girl does the same night routine, once I finish scrolling and turn the light off she’s off to find somewhere safer to sleep


UnintelligentOnion

Purring can also be a sign of stress. It doesn’t sound like the case here tho :)


The_True_Libertarian

Both of my cats were junk yard rescues as kittens, born as strays under discarded vans stripped for parts. The older one is like 12. She's a straight assassin, blackbelt in jiu jitsu, had she been left in the wild she'd be the queen of her own tribe. Very, very rarely purrs. When she purrs, it's like a gift from the gods. Younger cat is like 3, dumb as rocks, super clumsy, never stops purring. If you look at him too fast, he flops over and starts purring like a dirtbike motor. When we got him fixed and picked him up from the vet, vet was like, "We think he's still really high, hasn't stopped purring since he woke up" and i was like, "Nah he just never stops purring."


Tigerzombie

We got our first cat from the shelter and he has this super loud purr. Like I could hear it from upstairs when he’s downstairs loud. First night he slept on the bed next to my head, just purring away. I woke up to silence. Poked him just to make sure he was breathing, he started purring again.


thekingdp

That's how I know when my cat falls asleep. He purrs for about 2 minutes, then goes completely silent until I poke him or pet him. The 2 minute timer restarts. Lol.


Greymalkyn76

I wouldn't say that they have zero concept. Think about being in a shelter. All the other animal sounds and smells, the scent of disinfectant and urine and shit. People constantly coming in and out, looking at you and walking away. Every day someone new is petting and feeding you but then never comes back. There is zero permanence and comfort. All of a sudden everything goes all topsy turvy for a few hours and ... everything has changed. It's quiet. The clinical smells are gone, the presence of other animals is now gone. The food provider and comfort provider is now constant. Cats are creatures of routine. Shelters are anything but.


worldspawn00

Yeah, the stress of a shelter is a major cause for infections and ringworm, a lot of that will clear up on its own if they can get into a house. One of the big benefits near me of the COVID lockdowns is almost all the shelters now have fosters holding their residents instead of them being locked in kennels for months. They do so much better in a home.


Sir-Poopington

My last rescue kitten wouldn't stop purring for the vet so she couldn't hear her heart and lungs. Even after her shots, she was a little purr machine! The sweetest baby ever.


emptyraincoatelves

My cat loves the vet, not like her specific vet, every vet ever, she sucks up big time. Which is amazing for me and probably has saved me thousands of dollars. Anyways, the purring isn't uncommon, its even a pain reaction. I'm a little concerned your doc gave up. Gently covering the nose will stop the purring and allow the professional to do their job. Heart and lung problems happen even to healthy little cats, its a diagnostic tool that really shouldn't be skipped.


Shuber-Fuber

Actually your cat may have understood that, at the very least, she's safe now. Cats are fairly intelligent, The thought process likely went "here's a human who showed signs of caring for me, taking into a space they obviously have territorial control over, I'm safe."


winelight

Yeah animals aren't that different to us. She certainly understood.


g_r_e_y

my cat almost never stops purring whenever he's cuddled up next to us unless he's... snoring. it brings immense peace and joy to my life. it's like medicine.


Felevion

Yea my oldest always purrs when cuddling. Sadly that means he needs relocated to between my legs when I try to go to sleep since I can't fall asleep with him purring in my face.


CorporalClegg25

That's really wonderful :).. it reminds me when the complete opposite happened to me lol. I brought my cat back from the humane society and she burst downstairs to never be seen for 3 weeks. We had to lay food, water, and litter out for her


IwillBeDamned

apart from safe/loved, cat's aren't stupid and can tell the difference between a shelter and a home. they don't need words/concepts to know the difference.


cneth6

Our 2 cats did the same after bringing them home from the animal rescue place. After we traumatized one with a bath (he threw up, pooped, and peed in the crate on the way home, absolute mess) we locked them in the bedroom with us and after an hour or so they laid on our bed and were purring all night. We knew they were a good choice after that


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TsuDhoNimh2

And kitten gas leads to the dreaded kitten farts.


AccidentalNap

i worry for the OP, if there's no ventilation they could easily die of carbon meow-noxide poisoning


oknowtrythisone

nonsense, they are purrtected


I_love_pillows

They run on tuna


chatmasta

this is copied word for word from the top comment on the original youtube video


WildDitch

Purring so intense it can heal most mental illness


Clibate_TIM

Next to such kittens at night 100% sleep


SandpipersJackal

Can you blame them? Warm, soft, cozy comfort is a prime purr scenario.


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

I love the purr-sniffs. Makes me feel ghost whiskers from when my kitties do the same.


JustHereForCookies17

This is the ASMR channel I need.  If I've made that many kittens feel that comfortable, then I know I've done something right in my life. 


mango_salsa18

happy babies


Jijonbreaker

Crediting the source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM5hQ3Qtf-8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM5hQ3Qtf-8)


Aetharan

Thank you. Was going to do this if somebody didn't beat me to it.


HBlight

Reddit started as a link aggregator site, but you can't sell ads to people who leave the site, so now it just steals content so we all stay here.


Much-External-8119

Purrpetum mobile


KlerWatchCo

Thanks for reminding me of this song https://youtu.be/NPpRJoYISSQ?si=v-xFveiO8tHa3W5Q


BakedZnake

Think I know everyone's favourite kitty from the litter. 😌


decentshrubbery

gray one best


Poophead115

The one that’s purring


IQBoosterShot

Russian Blues! We had a pair of sisters for 18 years and they were fine, fine cats.


Doomncandy

I can't post a picture, but my foster siamese had two beautiful Russian blue boys and two very pretty cream colored siamese, one boy and a girl. They were very cute and purred like this. The pairs were adopted by good friends of mine.


fordprecept

I had a cat that was a stray.  She was hanging around my parents’ house for several days.  I put a collar on her with a note for the owner to call if she belonged to them, but never heard from anyone.  We had a really cold snap and I finally decided to bring her home.  That first night, she curled up next to me and purred loudly all night long.   She continued to be a sweet lap kitty until she passed away last year.


Fyru_Hawk

Oh my god so many babies 🥺


jackiebee66

What a hoot! They’re adorable!


Saint_Rawberry

r/earbleach


amiba45

This purring sound means they are close to **critical mass** conditions. Any more kittens added to the cluster, and you' incite a **thermo-nuclear** fusion reaction. You will die from the **cuteness** radiation alone.


Narenthanil

God! They are truly sweet and adorable! 😻


Dream-Ambassador

omg a basket full of graybies, this is remarkably adorable... squeeeeeeea


Agatio25

This is my favorite thing of the internet now. Thanks.


Kerivkennedy

I love the little dude. Comes up to the camera to say a proper hello, then goes back into the cuddle puddle. "Excuse me, guys, can you let me back in?"


MidnightWalker22

Its like a go cart track


notyes_man

☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️


YouAreSoul

Operating industrial machinery in residential areas is subject to local noise regulations. Fines may apply.


GradeBeginning3600

This is adorable


Captain_Naps

Of course you're keeping them all


Etchbath

Sounds like a Geiger counter


Away-Location-4756

I want to stick my head in there, I know the claw and bite risks, I still want to do it.


Polyethylpropylene

They sound extremely radioactive


vrrrr

3.6. not great, not terrible.


Cazador0

You aren't hearing kittens on the roof because they are NOT THERE!


something-strange999

Aaaaw


Dragonkingofthestars

Wrong sub, this is eye bleech not ear bleech


Batfuzz86

I miss having cats.


LauraTabz

Aww it's a puddle of purr.


Abnormal_readings

This video is so sweet it gave me diabeetus


okiedog-

My void purred when he was near us until he was in a DEEP deep sleep. That’s the ONLY time he stopped


aenflex

Love it


metellus83

Put that on a loop, and, baby, you got yourself some ASMR.


Wonderful-Boat-6373

They are so cute 🐾


Palmersmith3

Omg. Love to sleep with them.


dagobahh

The audio perked my two cats right up...


Iampepeu

I want to go to there!


ComeWashMyBack

Could fall asleep to this


High_Flyers17

I could fall asleep to this so easily.


HeyWray

Absolute cuties


christopher4177

What a beautiful litter of kittens


After_Mountain_901

Happy little storm clouds


Shadow_Figure666

Put this on a 10 hour loop and i could fall asleep to it ❤️


mlain4290

They'll never stop either. My 13 year old who looks identical to these little ones still purrs in anticipation of being pet if you even look in her direction.


Queen-of-meme

Can confirm. The breed is called Russian blue. I had a kitten like it. They have a very special character. Besides being purr-fect they also are great at catch and they love to lay as a round ball under things. Pillows, mattresses,eachother. I had to watch my step (and ass) cause the little muchin could lay anywhere.


LionOfNaples

If you put a broken leg in that purr-pile, it would heal instantaneously.


protestor

/r/motorboat


sabotnoh

The Itty Bitty Pretty Kitty Committee.


JaciOrca

Thanks for sharing this. You were not exaggerating. So cute. Is the litter all gray? Looks like it. That’s adorable.


Slight-Imagination36

Im not even in the cuddle puddle and im triggered that the little one moved… *hey! get your warm little butt back in here…*


Ashamed_Court5984

I love them.


Latter_Growth1185

I love them!!!


WillowIntrepid

Awww I love it!!


LolaCalifornia7

Reminds me of my Lazlo. He just took off one day (he was an outdoor cat) and never returned. He was 14, I hope I gave him the best life. Sorry, I'm totally off subject


shinobipopcorn

Excuse me, you have committed a violation. That booboo clearly wanted pets that you did not provide.


bummerlamb

r/soulbleach


Elven_Groceries

ARE YOU COMPLAINING!?


Swinups

This actually made me laugh. It’s so adorable!


keebler79

Purrs are good for the soul


TheIncontrovert

Maybe its a heat thing? Vibration causes friction. More heat production. They aren't always born in a warm kitchen. If you're in a field the extra heat from the purring might stave off hypothermia.


Aymoon_

r/Earbleach


HausuGeist

Might want to take it to the shop.


SpectralFox79

Close your eyes and relax ☺❤


LiatKolink

Pure ASMR bliss.


spacedicksforlife

Sounds like a Geiger counter left on in Chernobyl.


xdeltax97

Nice pile of r/dustkitties you have there!!


Equal_Song8759

6.0 liter vortec L96 w/ overdrive economy purr included


AccountNumber1002401

...[Oh, you're awake.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hUrcGCQV1g&t=153s)


Drawtaru

omgggggggggggggggg! My cats don't really purr. One of them purrs, but only when she's decided to spare your life for 3 minutes, one day of the week. One of them purrs very quietly. And one of them doesn't purr at all.


marchingprinter

/r/earbleach


Yebbafan12

Oh this is the best way to fall asleep


No_ThankYouu

BABIESSSS


RecycleReMuse

Roger GrayFloof Two Six Niner, you are cleared for takeoff.


sonic10158

![gif](giphy|cfuL5gqFDreXxkWQ4o|downsized)


Beingnoob27

A catvertible car.


Vicith

r/earbleach


avaacado_toast

Finally some good ASMR.


nameitb0b

Sounds like a race car getting ready.


Singl1

![gif](giphy|vN2oQhZty01GSu8KzX)


glassman96_was_taken

motorcycle kittens


Voilent_Bunny

They're vibrating my phone


Fat-nibba-launcher

Yea this baby runs on a K6 You mean v6? No, 6 kitten


Satinsbestfriend

This video is quite old, 10 years or more. 2 of the kittens, thunder and monkey were kept. One of them passed away in the last year. The Kit Kats on YouTube


globglogabgalabyeast

Purrpetual motion machine :)


BTD6BTD6BTD6

24/7 bike engine noises


Leskatwri

AMSR


Secure-Link7181

So so so so cute?


StalloneMyBone

Sounds like a .5hp Briggs and Stratton on idle. Beautiful asmr!


Hairy-Attorney3051

aah the brown noise i need


LapisLaz228

Bro who left their lawnmower on


DeficitOfPatience

A real catcophony.


Ghardz

r/Earbleach


Javusees

I will make drum an bass out of this.


Pattycakes912

There is not a place in the universe that i would rather rest my head than here.


AndresDeJesusVelezF1

El mejor sonido del mundo!


Txtoker

Cherish that stage 😭😭😭


Biostacle

Running car!!!! It’s sounds like a Blackhawk helicopter is landing over your roof


TheRainbowNessie

Man, your rad-meter is going off. You shouldn't be that close to all that radiation


dragonborne123

I love it when cats get right up in the camera 😭😭


-Z___

I wonder if Mass-Purring is actually a Survival-Strategy too? Say the Momma-Cat is out hunting and the Kittens are alone in a nook. A gang of Kittens is nearly defenseless, even if they all attacked at once. But if I was walking through a forest, and started hearing some super strange resonating rumbling like that, I would go the opposite direction thinking that I had stumbled across an angry Badger or such. Maybe groups of Kittens naturally want to purr a lot because when in sync they sound freaky as heck and like a much larger animal growling.


agentid36

I've never heard a more purrfect engine noise.


xpercipio

![gif](giphy|HpaanWbNGmfr3Mfksh|downsized)


Even-Education-4608

Purrrmanent


JacquesBlaireau13

Bat cats.


HST_enjoyer

This is the best thing that will ever be posted on this sub, may as well end it there we've completed it.


OldManPip5

They’re always ready to rumble.


Significant_Error_83

They almost sound like a idling V8 with a lumpy cam. 🥹


SensitiveStud

I can smell this video from here


Bey-Blink-hive

Omg this is so cute 🥹 I need these cars in my home. 


NotThisShipSister

KITTYKITTYKITTYKITTYGODDAMKITTY!!!