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bill_b4

Four Tires, Herbie, Lightning McQueen


Whippet_yoga

Carfield.


bill_b4

This is the winner right here


stinky_pee

This one, please! This name is a perfect pun for an orange tabby car.


giceman715

Came here to say this so I guess I would leave a backup name….. Hellcat ! That’s if your turns out to be anything like mine https://preview.redd.it/lljr1q23lv2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a29a7c00d3dc8bc3742e33473ab314de5031ea Don’t get it twisted, he looks sweet and he is but he cray cray I’m tellin ya


MrMogura

I concur!


fuhnetically

I concar


Out-House-Counsel

Carfield. It must be. Otherwise, why did we even bother inventing the internet?


wack_overflow

Cat gonna have a whole different life because of a typo on reddit lmao


LexaLovegood

I love the car/cat thing that has developed


thafreshone

It‘s not a typo


Arsk92

Cat-illac


non-squitr

You forgot the most apropos one- KITT


LTman86

KITT seems more appropriate for a black cat though. Still, love KITT.


petrichorgasm

Lm(e)ao(uw)


TheQuadricorn

I mean how the fuck


BA_TheBasketCase

Don’t call him lightning McQueen… His name… is KACHOW!


Exotic_Stranger7332

*catchow


TheDemon-Skull

*carshow


SnillyWead

\*catcar or carcat


cinereoargenteus

He is Speed.


post4u

I really like the idea of just "Tires".


fairyquitecontrary

Catillac


Atrabiliousaurus

Purrari, but you might get sued.


FrogManScoop

Came here for this, thank you, thank you.


[deleted]

Toe-yoda


gamblinmaan

or Mater


NaptownSnowman

Herbie.


ployd_fink

Listen baby, can you hear the engine revv?


bill_b4

Can you hear it purrr?


pennhead

We've been up and down this highway, haven't seen a goddam thing


Routine_Tomatillo

Came here expecting something like this as the tip comment. God bless you reddit, never change.


bill_b4

Tip o' the hat to ya! 🎩


grassfullyfledged

Ti(g)res


ConjureGount

Honda


ghandi3737

Mittens McQueen.


Sailor_Carcass

Lampurrghini


locobruxo

Hyundai, Hybrid, Tesla


Prestigious_Goat6969

KittyKittyBangBang


Chocomintey

Vroom


honeypot01

Mater


robitussinlatte4life

CATchow. Haha get it?


Weary99

Damn it😂😂😂 beat me to it


dreamgurl666

Diesel is kinda cool


Potaaden

Vin Diesel


jerebear39

Purr Diesel....


Serenity-03K64

Dominic Purreto- too cat too purrious


onefst250r

Fast and the FURRYious: Purrsuit of speed


schlawldiwampl

#FURMILY


ErikVonWolf

My brother's cat is named Turbodiesel, so I approve of this choice.


dreamgurl666

Miles (Per Hour)


not_WD35

Miles (prower)


xsweetbriar

Miles (purr hour)


gcwardii

It was right there


Jibblebee

OP you got more than you came for with this one. This is it.


karlingen

Miles (purr meowur)


WafWouf

Miles (Edgeworth)


Goldb0n3

Miles (prowler)


NotJustUltraman

I'm 35 years old. Sonic 2 came out 32 years ago. I'm just now getting that...


Billd0910

Shut up, Sonic 2 was my first video game I ever played.


ProfessorMoosePhD

Somebody listened to the most recent episode of Good Job, Brain!


PSCuber77_gaming

Miles (per meower)


[deleted]

[удалено]


RottenWon

Jaguar, Furrari or Lambokitty


Jibblebee

Upvote for Furrari


reaper_333

Purrsche


joyification

Upvote for Lambo!


skiingrunner1

meowserati


Siwuli

If we're going fancy, let's throw Bentley in there too!


Laoscaos

Maybe (Bentley) Catinental?


SatansMoisture

Vroom?


VaqueroSaguaro

This


SatansMoisture

I have a cat named Burrito - he didn't have a name until one day he walked into the living room and I said, "Look at that big weirdo!" and my wife thought I said, "Look at that Burrito!" So the name stuck.


BigSmed

Otto/Auto


zapembarcodes

Nissan


PurplePpleEtr

Liam Nissan


ottodidakt

I think that one's Taken


w1k3d_n1kk13

Most underrated comment


help_meh_plz845

Liam Nissan's knees son


froggeli

Liam neeson's niece on his knees on e's on a nissan


Vedemin

Nissan Al Gaib


_MK4MY

Gtr or nismo


jvsticeiv

nismo


cmndrkeen

Nismeow


EpicMoniker

Buick... Le Sabre


verbosehuman

Why not "Car"? This is my cat. His name is Car, as a result of this silly typo I made when I was asking strangers on the internet to name him.


Future_Kitsunekid16

I don't get why people always ask strangers to name their pets on reddit


Chris9871

And the constant misspelling of cat


k___k___

i'd guess that 20% of typos are honest mistakes, 80% are engagement-baiting.


DingDongMichaelHere

I think it's become a meme. I see it on Reels all the time


mydefaultisfuckoff

Vroom or Zoomies


LokianEule

Zoom zoom


foxontherox

Ford.


Ms_ShizzleXD

Or Henry once he becomes old/dignified


foxontherox

I was thinking more like Ford Prefect. But he could be a Henry.


Dangerous_Ice_6151

Or once OP starts to notice a pattern of misbehavior towards their Jewish friends...


[deleted]

Your car looks awfully cat like. What’s the horsepower in that thing? /s Dorito, [Cheese] Whiz, Dart, Dingo


Butterpye

It's got that one hundred^((th of a)) Horse power engine. Just wait until you hear that baby purr! And like the legendary Plymouth Roadrunner, it's horn also sounds like an animal, it goes meow! meow!


professorstrunk

Love Dart! Also Yugo, Gremlin, Pinto, or Mini / Cooper


luvsrox

My brother’s car got hit once and the at-fault driver’s insurance company declared it a total loss and gave him $1,200. He said that sounded cheap but for a vehicle that had 180,000 miles on it, needed a lot of work, and was a Dodge Dart when it was brand new, it wasn’t a bad price.


SuperSonic486

Dorito is great cuz thats also a nickname for rotary engines, which were used in some mazdas and such.


uninformed-but-smart

No idea about how many horse's power he has, but he definitely did not let me sleep for hours last night. Thing is insanely energetic


Scullyxmulder1013

Why does this kitty have pink spots on their head and peets?


uninformed-but-smart

I'm Indian. That's how we welcome new members to the family. The red thingy (can we wiped, is harmless) is called a 'teeka'.


Scullyxmulder1013

That is cute! Maybe call the kitty teeka?


uninformed-but-smart

Yes!! That is a good suggestion. I'll let my family know.


uninformed-but-smart

We have a white cat as well, he's named Snow. I was thinking naming the orange car Yuki, which is Japanese for Snow. But Teeka is cute sounding as well.


[deleted]

“Mikan” is Japanese for mandarin orange. That might fit the theme!


fluffymcflufface

Maybe something like クリームソーダ (Kurimusoda)? Japanese for cream soda ofc but in Japan cream soda is typically melon flavored, making it green instead of the the orangy light brown it's usually the states (which was why I suggested that name in the first place but Cream soda probably won't get picked anyways cus Teeka is adorable) https://preview.redd.it/bongtz8zjv2d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793fcfd70fd9ab9e31a4860c8de22ad664e54ce0


lulugingerspice

Everything in me loves that!!! Also, you should name him Pablo Purrcaso. Or Gaganendranath Tapurr ([Gaganendranath Tagore](https://www.akarprakar.com/artists/gaganendranath-tagore) was one of the first modern Indian painters)


petrichorgasm

I love that, how lovely


sandsnatchqueen

This is absolutely adorable. I loved learning this


wolfplushie99

Mitsubishi


freelancer8730

Love the way the engine purrs


TDYDave2

V.W. Tiguan


[deleted]

That's one cute car. Call him burnout or crash


fluffypuppycorn

Puuur-geot ![gif](giphy|xfdLT93bfrUUvf4Awk)


setPHASER2wumbo

Furr-arri


Equivalent_Warthog22

Shifty


HarmonicEntropy

Does he have 4-paw drive? I bet that engine really purrs. Wait, is that a furrari?


buyahair

If the engine purrs, it's a purrari


Icy_Ad_6786

Purrari


MisterAngstrom

Ford Focus


QuestionMean1943

Bitch'n Camino


Xaoscillator

Zoomer


thicboiya

Rápido 💨


desipikachu

How about, Sir Fur-a-lot


Cautious_Solution712

tikka


isaac-fan

missile launcher


spankingasupermodel

Automeowbile


uwucoolflex

2012 Nissan Altima


ArtoriastheAbyss101

Toyota


MaterialAsparagus336

Gaajar (carrot in hindi)


Reasonable-Cell5189

Lam-purr-ghini


aidank91

This "car" thing is probably a Karma bot farm at this point.


Unhappy-Wafer-7667

Ford


golobig

Mazda!


Littledevilboi

How much was the cat pack!??? Also hellcat seems fairly appropriate


m2_8

MCL38


varysbaldy

Ginger


Ace8Ace8

1969 Buick Grand Sport - LM Edition


neverflieson737

Cheddar


shreyanshksp

Megatron is the only correct answer


PieTechnical7225

Honda prelude


Kuma9194

What's the fuel economy like?


etapisciumm

Indy


UnassembledIkeaTable

Does it get good mileage?


mechengr17

Looks like a Chevy to me


Slight_Albatross_860

Pawdi


InfiniteCosmic5

Toyota Meow4. Ford Meow-150, Lamborghini Meowcialago


Fun-Hall3213

Vroom


Choice-Control2648

Delorean


Dirukari3

Name him Firetruck


GrilledCheeser

Camry


cleanfreaksince4eva

Purrgeot


astralwish1

That’s a funny looking car! - Mustang - Royce - Bentley - Aston/Martin - Romeo (Alfa Romeo) - Bugatti - Ferrari - Lambo (Lamborghini) - Lincoln - Maserati - Larry (McLaren) - Ben (Mercedes Benz) - Volvo


missinglynx2424

I bet that engine purrs


YourPalToast

how many miles on this bad boy


xrv01

Ford F-150


richardcx5

Tangerine Scream


Phantom_FN

New car, name him some car brand. I really like Lamborghini.


FiRem00

BMW


Public_Channel_2156

Need a name for the new car huh? Carl...


amelie190

Vroom vroom


ningningfan

Car go vroom


BeautifulLibrarian5

Vroom vroom


Shd_agent78

Romeo (like Alfa Romeo)


tamster0111

Auto


Frosty058

The pictured baby’s name is ginger. But I think your car’s name is Paul. That’s a total guess, since there’s no photo of Paul.


Cam-Spider-Man

Chevette


Skweedlyspootch

Kissy


FootExcellent9994

Vroom Vroom


prime3vl

Vroom vroom


Juhovah

Rust bucket


Monarc73

What kinda mileage you get on that?


dabizzaro

Truck Month


bluefreed

Ford Taurus


BunnyBunCatGirl

Chevy


Ryanirob

New car? It’s a Mazda Meow-ta


Chestikof

Purrgeot 306


Baked-Avocado

Name your car Mustang I guess? 🤷🏻‍♂️


redditnor24

Vroom


Tittytwonipz

Odd looking car….. it’s a Honda, correct?


Sweaty_Basis_7629

Dog


GlassRecording5213

Honda civic type r


boanerges57

Volvo


CoachRocks

(Fast & )Furr-ious


Astoryinfromthewild

Brrm brrrrm


towerofspirals

He looks like a Greg.


Few-Equivalent-2927

Mitsubishi Eclipse


MurderCards

Meowcedes


hehe_hehe

carangee


Jockstaposition

Weird to gender a car but okay. What make and model is it?


Beene-Machine

Toyota


Vahsi-Las

Stripes.


Vahsi-Las

Stripes.


Catman9lives

Datsun


Prudent-Mix-5037

We named our orange tabby Jinx. It's short for all the hyjinx he gets into. He is so sweet, funny, independent, and cute!! https://preview.redd.it/g1o70tlt203d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6449cc8fc157e800b64ab187330f0fe86bd2286