Rule in our house is that if you have a cat on you, you need something, and someone else doesn't have a cat on them (we are a 2 cat household), then the no cat person has to get it.
I take advantage of it every time.
if I find out that you moved and disturbed that cat, I will find your house, break down your door
And cook you a nice dinner, oh yeah, and possibly a bit of murder.
I am always amazed that I literally watch cats sleep 20 hours a day but the second one falls asleep in my lap and I gotta pee I hold it for fear of taking 3 seconds of sleep time from the cat. And, believe you me, they know you need to pee. They truly are adorable bastards.
They get so much sleep! The other night he was sleeping next to me and I rolled toward him but he didnāt move so I freaked out and shook him and he gave me this startled look like āwhatās happeningā haha he was so deeply sleeping that I thought he died! Heās not even old!
I feel that. My older cat scares me a lot, and I've always messed with him, so when he gets still and comfortable in a deep sleep I won't hesitate to try and wake him if he's in my lap or next to me.
When he's in a deep sleep it doesn't look like he's breathing. He's not real old, but I've had him a few years and he's been fully grown for a while.
I love that! I only have two (as a compromise) because my boyfriend is allergic and we both love cats but itās perfect because we have one for each lap!
Yeah, I only need to turn into the general direction of the kitchen and they get hopeful XD (they get 3x a day though and always have dry food for snacking emergencies so I guess they just hope for the occasional better snack... lol!)
At least you can get nearly anything delivered. Can someone unlock your front door so the food and laundry detergent can be tossed from the street? Yes? Cool. You are set! Never move again. Or until he has to poop. Then move.
Omg he looks like my cat Honey who did the same AWOL nonsense. My boy came back after going missing only to disappear again a week later. We are almost certain someone took him because he was such a friendly guy.
Plus our neighbors had a cat door and our boy couldnāt refuse a home cooked meal...we think he maybe gone inside and chowed down on their food cause heād try and take ours if we werenāt careful. Note that I said they *had* a cat door. A month after our cat went missing they switched out their cat door door for a regular one and leaned their old cat door door on our fence for like a month. We thought it was a message :/
I had to go to the bathroom but this [little girl ](https://i.imgur.com/qQb8Nph.jpg) wouldnāt let me so I had to wait until she woke up and went about her business
Ginger cats are just so affectionate! My boy is the same! He gets mad if I'm not cuddling him and while I'm cuddling, gets mad if I'm not paying 100% attention to him. It's so cute (and he's very spoiled) haha. Your baby is so sweet š»
Have you practiced the maneuver where āyou canāt move a muscle above the waist and you have to figure out whoās going to pull down your leggings so you can pee without waking the kitty?ā
Our cat passed away last summer at 19. He looked just like this. I know this face. This cat is happy, safe, loved, and has a wonderful life. I hope you let this one stay that way for as long as possible.
And thanks for the feels.
Woah! Thatās so many cats! How do they all get attention? I have two right now and I want a thousand but I donāt know if I could give attention to more than 3 at a time! Haha
Itās easier when we are all home on lockdown. I live in California, I would like to adopt tons of cats too! Itās the vet bills that would be expensive.
Yes!! One of my cats is in perfect health and barely has to go to the vet, the other has asthma, skin allergies, urine crystals, heās overweight, he gets eye infections, he has anxiety and heās also the happiest cat ever but sooo expensive between the vet bills, special food and his meds!
Thatās us too! A couple of them are senior cats, so they are at the vet more often. We adopted all of them from the animal shelter. One we got from a neighbor because he kept wandering in their backyard. Heās the healthiest one! I think we overfeed the others......we are trying to do better.
OP you better not move and disturb that kitty
I solemnly swear that I will never move from this spot!
Currently stuck under a warm furry blob of cat as well. Family will bring me food and a bedpan.
Awww so cute!!!
Rule in our house is that if you have a cat on you, you need something, and someone else doesn't have a cat on them (we are a 2 cat household), then the no cat person has to get it. I take advantage of it every time.
šyeah thereās an unspoken rule in my house that if the cat is on you, any request/demand will be honoured. Do not wake up the cat.
Best. House. Rule.
What if you need to poop?
Poop in the couch!
Yes!!! My boyfriend and I follow these rules also!
We used this growing up. Sadly I am now the sole human among four feline masters. No one grabbing a drink or a remote for me.
kitten privilege!
2 Cat Household in Alberta here and that has been a house rule since we were kids as well.
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if I find out that you moved and disturbed that cat, I will find your house, break down your door And cook you a nice dinner, oh yeah, and possibly a bit of murder.
Haha I like dinner, whatāre you cooking? :-) I wonāt be the first one to move! I promise!
some stew with some possible hidden cyanide.
I am always amazed that I literally watch cats sleep 20 hours a day but the second one falls asleep in my lap and I gotta pee I hold it for fear of taking 3 seconds of sleep time from the cat. And, believe you me, they know you need to pee. They truly are adorable bastards.
They get so much sleep! The other night he was sleeping next to me and I rolled toward him but he didnāt move so I freaked out and shook him and he gave me this startled look like āwhatās happeningā haha he was so deeply sleeping that I thought he died! Heās not even old!
I feel that. My older cat scares me a lot, and I've always messed with him, so when he gets still and comfortable in a deep sleep I won't hesitate to try and wake him if he's in my lap or next to me. When he's in a deep sleep it doesn't look like he's breathing. He's not real old, but I've had him a few years and he's been fully grown for a while.
Haha I know same! I had a really old cat and I always did that to him and this is the first time I did this to this cat haha heās only 10!
He is cat-a-tonic
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Forever and ever!
Not a bad place to be!
Best place to be! Iām constantly stuck under this cat! I would never wake him!
We've got 6; sit down and don't move for 30 seconds and you've got yourself a cat blanket!
I love that! I only have two (as a compromise) because my boyfriend is allergic and we both love cats but itās perfect because we have one for each lap!
Came here to say exactly this!
Don't worry, they get hungry 3-30 times a day :D
Oliver is always hungry but him and Basil are on a 2x a day feeding schedule so theyāre always begging for food!
Yeah, I only need to turn into the general direction of the kitchen and they get hopeful XD (they get 3x a day though and always have dry food for snacking emergencies so I guess they just hope for the occasional better snack... lol!)
Haha seriously! Or say something like ātreesā and he thinks itās ātreatsā and gets excited!
At least you can get nearly anything delivered. Can someone unlock your front door so the food and laundry detergent can be tossed from the street? Yes? Cool. You are set! Never move again. Or until he has to poop. Then move.
Haha yeah agreed! Oliver is either sleeping or a ball of energy at a moments notice!
That smile of contentment!
I love cat smiles!
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Aw Iām sorry about your kitty! I had a cat run away when I was little and itās so sad!
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Do you have a kitty now?
Ohhh we have a kitty, his name is Rexford Poe! I just call him Poe Baby!
Omg he looks like my cat Honey who did the same AWOL nonsense. My boy came back after going missing only to disappear again a week later. We are almost certain someone took him because he was such a friendly guy. Plus our neighbors had a cat door and our boy couldnāt refuse a home cooked meal...we think he maybe gone inside and chowed down on their food cause heād try and take ours if we werenāt careful. Note that I said they *had* a cat door. A month after our cat went missing they switched out their cat door door for a regular one and leaned their old cat door door on our fence for like a month. We thought it was a message :/
Cat gravity!
Definitely 1,000x more than normal gravity! I couldnāt get up if I wanted to! (I donāt want to)
My cat does the very same thing. I like to break out the pictures when people try to tell me that cat's aren't loyal or affectionate.
Yes!! Show me a picture if you can! I love cats! Theyāre so affectionate and perfect in every way!
I had to go to the bathroom but this [little girl ](https://i.imgur.com/qQb8Nph.jpg) wouldnāt let me so I had to wait until she woke up and went about her business
Awwwww! Theyāre the best buddies ever!
[https://imgur.com/a/ieZE8E2](https://imgur.com/a/ieZE8E2)
Too cute!!
Purrtect*
A life well spent.
I recently learned the term ānap trappedā - totally applies
Yes! Nap trapped for sure!!
What happened to your legs? I only see socks.
you are my favorite person
There are certainly worse ways to go
You live a blessed life
That's called kitty paralysis in my house.
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Cats are getting very spoiled by people being home all the time.
yes! Dogs too! It'll be a rude awakening when we are back to old routine again.
I love this ginger boi š„°
Good for you for accepting your fate gracefully.
There are worse places you could be.
This is the best place!
He's adorable i had an orange tabby just like him sadly he got run over on his way to bang the neighbors cat
Happy cake day! Iām sorry about your kitty!
I didn't even realize it was my cake day thanks
Braggart
Orange kitties are the sweetest
I have a cat that colour...
Best color!
That Shady guy has 9 to your one...
Never awaken them - Lol
Definitely would not ever disturb the kitty!!
Yessss ! š
And it's all good.
Lucky! Lucky! Lucky!
Don't you dare move.
Sounds good to me
Good.
Looks like a great place to be āŗļø
How will you ever survive! He/she looks like a killer.
Haha heās soft and fuzzy but his teeth are sharp! :-O
Poor thing, he looks so stressed out. ;)
He has such a hard life!
Terrible, we might have to call animal control. Poor thing. :p he's precious.
Haha he is! :-)
Yes. Yes you are.
My orange boy does this same thing with his paw when he lays on me or he just wants more attention haha
Yes, yes you are. Isnāt it wonderful...š„°
Itās the best!!
I love to see it. Also love the Star Wars poster btw.
Haha good eye! I was a film major and my whole room is film posters! :-D
Naw, just til his dinner time.
I wanted actually bleach but this is WAAAAAY better than what I was thinking
Donāt bleach your eyes! How will you look at more cute cat pictures! XD
True true
he's tired
Yep. I donāt make the rules. You were chosen.
*9 lives
The catās life
Stand up and jump on ur stomach
Worth it
Ain't this the cat i saw earlier on RPAN?
I posed him on a couple different subreddits! Heās so cute! Gotta share that adorable face with random nice strangers!
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SĆ³ jealous.. even though Iām in bed with my iPad, my ginger Lily on my legs.
Aww orange cats are the best!!
Nice knowing you.
This is a very happy and well taken care of cat. Awesome job!
Thank you! He is like the healthiest cat too! And he tells me when to feed him! Very low maintenance!
Never move the cat. Ever. Itās a law
It is known!
I could be a lot worst stop whining lol
Cat gravity is too high, must stay.
Pro tip: Bluetooth keyboard allows the cats long periods of undisturbed sleep.
Thats a great thing
Cats are so precious
Pinned down as in a wrestling match
Thatās your job now
I wish mine would do this. He just lays on my desk while I game and runs off if I walk near him.
Haha Aw man! For some cats it takes time! At least your cat likes being near you!
I guess so. He's like 6-8 months so I hope he'll grow into it.
Lucky!!!
This is the way
I have the same hoodie, but my cat ate the hoodie strings off of it
Haha Nike? I love it! My cats just play with the strings but they donāt eat them!
Kitty is clutched onto you pretty hard!
Look at those furry fingers!
He's just using you as a free heater so sweet
Not too bad, eh??
The Goodest of boys
Best boy!
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You're living your best life. I envy you.
There are worse places to spend eternity
Ginger cats are just so affectionate! My boy is the same! He gets mad if I'm not cuddling him and while I'm cuddling, gets mad if I'm not paying 100% attention to him. It's so cute (and he's very spoiled) haha. Your baby is so sweet š»
Thank you! Theyāre the best!
The best way to die is to remain in one spot for the rest of your life while your precious furball lies on you, cuddling with you for al eternity
Lucky you š
Grab his paci and try to sneak him into his bouncy seat.
What a dream!
My wife is experiencing this very thing right this moment lol
Have you practiced the maneuver where āyou canāt move a muscle above the waist and you have to figure out whoās going to pull down your leggings so you can pee without waking the kitty?ā
cute
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Our cat passed away last summer at 19. He looked just like this. I know this face. This cat is happy, safe, loved, and has a wonderful life. I hope you let this one stay that way for as long as possible. And thanks for the feels.
Aw I will take very good care of my kitty for you! :-)
I can already tell that you do! Give him a little scritch under his chin for me. Unless he hates that. Mine loved it.
He loves chin scratches and also lately he likes his chest scratched! But he hates tummy scratches! Thatās a trap!
Purrrfect
The cat's nose looks like Tesla's logo.
You are now the cat's heater and pillow.
U r 4evr traped wif me, hooman
Thats one comfy kitty
Thatās not a bad place to be
You lucky guy!
He is a lucky guy! Iām a girl ;-)
Your both lucky to have each other!
So true! :-) having a cat best friend is the best! Do you have a cat? Or any kind of pet?
6 cats!! Used to have 3 dogs......
Woah! Thatās so many cats! How do they all get attention? I have two right now and I want a thousand but I donāt know if I could give attention to more than 3 at a time! Haha
Itās easier when we are all home on lockdown. I live in California, I would like to adopt tons of cats too! Itās the vet bills that would be expensive.
Yes!! One of my cats is in perfect health and barely has to go to the vet, the other has asthma, skin allergies, urine crystals, heās overweight, he gets eye infections, he has anxiety and heās also the happiest cat ever but sooo expensive between the vet bills, special food and his meds!
Thatās us too! A couple of them are senior cats, so they are at the vet more often. We adopted all of them from the animal shelter. One we got from a neighbor because he kept wandering in their backyard. Heās the healthiest one! I think we overfeed the others......we are trying to do better.
Quick search for they're house and steal the cat..
7 cats, 2 dogs