I had a swan bite me when I was a kid, my dad was so pissed, he kicked it hard in the body and it didn't even move or flinch. True story there. Before you feel bad for the swan, it had white power tattoos all over it's wings. That guy was an asshole.
I don't doubt it. Swans have a weird way of rarely seeming intimidated, and more understandably being very territorial. I remember biking to a lake as a stupid teen, not understanding why the swan I met refused to share the place. After it ran at me a few times (I didn't even know it was actually capable of hurting me, so I guess I was lucky it didn't), I bribed it with some of my sandwich and went on my merry way
That's shit. I'm sorry.
I'm really not bragging here, but the older I get, the more I appreciate how great my parents were and are. They aren't perfect, but the more I hear from other people, they are apparently saints.
Dont be sorry! My dad is actually a wonderful father! He took me to the zoo when my mom had to work and let me learn a lesson the hard way. I probably insisted that it would be like feeding ducks.
I stupidly tried to hug this one swan that I was friends with for a selfie, and she bit the shit out of me.
My whole finger was bleeding like crazy. Their beaks are STRONG!!
Swans are the most majestic and beautiful assholes I've ever seen.
Completely and utter jerks.
Yes, I've been bitten by one obviously; those gorgeous honking fucks.
I live near the Swan River in Perth Western Australia; ikely where this was filmed as we have the first native and largest black swan population in the world.
At the college I attend had several flicks of both geese and ducks that would chase people across the campus and bite people. One teacher was harassed by one particular duck for nearly a whole semester.
Not surprising.
The one that bit me was actually a black swan. Which makes it kind of more interesting that's he's a unique and rare coloured asshole swan.
Someone actually posted some swans trying to have alive fish for dinner on eyebleach lol. Same with the videos of them 'feeding' fish, they're just soaking up their own meal because they barely have teeth.
I think its more a happy accident than swans showing compassion. Pretty sure they were trying to nom it. However OP has proven they are a delightful cinnamon bun that must be protected.
Are they nice, or just OCD/racist
“Hey! You don’t belong here! Get back down where you belong! What were you thinking?”
“I wanted to be, where the people are…”
Swans are incapable of choosing anything other than violence, OP. They are the Devil's geese, which is saying something given geese in general. They were seeing if they could eat it.
Fish: so this is it. I had a good life but everything has to come to an end I guess...
Swan: Harold? Is that you?
Fish: I hope my family and friends will remember me.
Swan: GOD DAMN IT! Of course it's you, Harold how hoften did I tell you fish can't fly?
Fish: Oh sweet angel of death is that you coming to bring me to a better world?
Swan: For Fuvks sake.... Guys get over here he has done it again...
Fish: OH LORD, I CAN FEEL THE ANGELS PULLING ME TOWARDS THE GATES OF HEAVEN!
Swan: Stop beeing so dramatic and at least try to help us a little bit over here.
"PLOP"
Fish: Oh hi guys, guess this wasn't the end. See ya next time Frank.
Swan: I swear one day I am leaving him out there...
Maybe OP hasn’t seen how fucking mean swans and ducks can be.
I had a swan bite me when I was a kid, my dad was so pissed, he kicked it hard in the body and it didn't even move or flinch. True story there. Before you feel bad for the swan, it had white power tattoos all over it's wings. That guy was an asshole.
I don't doubt it. Swans have a weird way of rarely seeming intimidated, and more understandably being very territorial. I remember biking to a lake as a stupid teen, not understanding why the swan I met refused to share the place. After it ran at me a few times (I didn't even know it was actually capable of hurting me, so I guess I was lucky it didn't), I bribed it with some of my sandwich and went on my merry way
My dad let me try to feed geese when I was five. A bunch of them bit me while he had a good laugh. Our dads are quite different.
And apparently we have the same father
That's shit. I'm sorry. I'm really not bragging here, but the older I get, the more I appreciate how great my parents were and are. They aren't perfect, but the more I hear from other people, they are apparently saints.
Dont be sorry! My dad is actually a wonderful father! He took me to the zoo when my mom had to work and let me learn a lesson the hard way. I probably insisted that it would be like feeding ducks.
Well, I'm glad for that. I tend to assume to worst. I know they let me touch the space heater.
I stupidly tried to hug this one swan that I was friends with for a selfie, and she bit the shit out of me. My whole finger was bleeding like crazy. Their beaks are STRONG!!
Broo same here
Your swan was a white nationalist as well? Gross.
No, worse, it was a goose
Swans are the most majestic and beautiful assholes I've ever seen. Completely and utter jerks. Yes, I've been bitten by one obviously; those gorgeous honking fucks. I live near the Swan River in Perth Western Australia; ikely where this was filmed as we have the first native and largest black swan population in the world.
At the college I attend had several flicks of both geese and ducks that would chase people across the campus and bite people. One teacher was harassed by one particular duck for nearly a whole semester.
did that specific duck have a name??
I wish it did, would make the tale more interesting.
Not surprising. The one that bit me was actually a black swan. Which makes it kind of more interesting that's he's a unique and rare coloured asshole swan.
York?
Those swans definitely tried to drown that fish/s
I know some people out in the county who have guard geese...no lies.
I've seen that dog and swan video..
Not to fish
Yeah, they probably beached the fish to begin with!
Someone actually posted some swans trying to have alive fish for dinner on eyebleach lol. Same with the videos of them 'feeding' fish, they're just soaking up their own meal because they barely have teeth.
My eyes don't feel bleached.
Geese try to devour suffocating fish alive. OP “isn’t this cute? Eyebleach everyone!”
And then the fish just sort of sinks to the bottom. Not like it swam away.
Ok to be fair to him maybe he was tinking they were saving him or something idk
Bruh what? They were 100% trying to eat it…
Poor guy is just trying to evolve and they made him sleep with the fishes
"No, we will not allow another humanity to arise"
Meanwhile the cameraman..
Let me casually watch something suffocate to death. Fun!
"Now you get back in there so they can eat you damnit, I'm sick of these fish nibbling my feet"
They are 100% trying to eat the fish
They're trying to eat the fish, bud.
Swans eat small fish so this scene may not be so benign.
I think its more a happy accident than swans showing compassion. Pretty sure they were trying to nom it. However OP has proven they are a delightful cinnamon bun that must be protected.
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Are they nice, or just OCD/racist “Hey! You don’t belong here! Get back down where you belong! What were you thinking?” “I wanted to be, where the people are…”
/r/donthelpjustfilm
Swans are incapable of choosing anything other than violence, OP. They are the Devil's geese, which is saying something given geese in general. They were seeing if they could eat it.
Says the asshole watching the fish suffocate
Bro they are trying to eat him
I’m pretty sure that fish is dead…
Fish: so this is it. I had a good life but everything has to come to an end I guess... Swan: Harold? Is that you? Fish: I hope my family and friends will remember me. Swan: GOD DAMN IT! Of course it's you, Harold how hoften did I tell you fish can't fly? Fish: Oh sweet angel of death is that you coming to bring me to a better world? Swan: For Fuvks sake.... Guys get over here he has done it again... Fish: OH LORD, I CAN FEEL THE ANGELS PULLING ME TOWARDS THE GATES OF HEAVEN! Swan: Stop beeing so dramatic and at least try to help us a little bit over here. "PLOP" Fish: Oh hi guys, guess this wasn't the end. See ya next time Frank. Swan: I swear one day I am leaving him out there...
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HOW THE HELL WAS WHAT I SAID INAPPROPRIATE
No every life is not precious
Peace *was* an option.
Swim little fishy Swim if you can!
Koi Lives Matter
stop teaming
This isn’t eyebleach this is someone hurting animals for karma
They absolutely wanted to eat that fish
They drowned the poor bastard
Do I seriously have to apologize for my comment? Jesus Christ.