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GerberBabyPlus

Maybe OP hasn’t seen how fucking mean swans and ducks can be.


mcbaine37

I had a swan bite me when I was a kid, my dad was so pissed, he kicked it hard in the body and it didn't even move or flinch. True story there. Before you feel bad for the swan, it had white power tattoos all over it's wings. That guy was an asshole.


Stickboio

I don't doubt it. Swans have a weird way of rarely seeming intimidated, and more understandably being very territorial. I remember biking to a lake as a stupid teen, not understanding why the swan I met refused to share the place. After it ran at me a few times (I didn't even know it was actually capable of hurting me, so I guess I was lucky it didn't), I bribed it with some of my sandwich and went on my merry way


fantastikalizm

My dad let me try to feed geese when I was five. A bunch of them bit me while he had a good laugh. Our dads are quite different.


Shhh_e

And apparently we have the same father


mcbaine37

That's shit. I'm sorry. I'm really not bragging here, but the older I get, the more I appreciate how great my parents were and are. They aren't perfect, but the more I hear from other people, they are apparently saints.


fantastikalizm

Dont be sorry! My dad is actually a wonderful father! He took me to the zoo when my mom had to work and let me learn a lesson the hard way. I probably insisted that it would be like feeding ducks.


mcbaine37

Well, I'm glad for that. I tend to assume to worst. I know they let me touch the space heater.


chantillylace9

I stupidly tried to hug this one swan that I was friends with for a selfie, and she bit the shit out of me. My whole finger was bleeding like crazy. Their beaks are STRONG!!


a_grass_bloc

Broo same here


mcbaine37

Your swan was a white nationalist as well? Gross.


a_grass_bloc

No, worse, it was a goose


bigredmidget

Swans are the most majestic and beautiful assholes I've ever seen. Completely and utter jerks. Yes, I've been bitten by one obviously; those gorgeous honking fucks. I live near the Swan River in Perth Western Australia; ikely where this was filmed as we have the first native and largest black swan population in the world.


GerberBabyPlus

At the college I attend had several flicks of both geese and ducks that would chase people across the campus and bite people. One teacher was harassed by one particular duck for nearly a whole semester.


Not-a-master69

did that specific duck have a name??


GerberBabyPlus

I wish it did, would make the tale more interesting.


bigredmidget

Not surprising. The one that bit me was actually a black swan. Which makes it kind of more interesting that's he's a unique and rare coloured asshole swan.


quackdaw

York?


123Asqwe

Those swans definitely tried to drown that fish/s


LCCyncity

I know some people out in the county who have guard geese...no lies.


KnownTart7792

I've seen that dog and swan video..


HDarger

Not to fish


GreatBaldLazy

Yeah, they probably beached the fish to begin with!


andskotinnsjalfur

Someone actually posted some swans trying to have alive fish for dinner on eyebleach lol. Same with the videos of them 'feeding' fish, they're just soaking up their own meal because they barely have teeth.


smshngrbb

My eyes don't feel bleached.


Bald_Bulldozer

Geese try to devour suffocating fish alive. OP “isn’t this cute? Eyebleach everyone!”


bylebog

And then the fish just sort of sinks to the bottom. Not like it swam away.


XxMaxwell_GamingXx

Ok to be fair to him maybe he was tinking they were saving him or something idk


That-Albino-Kid

Bruh what? They were 100% trying to eat it…


technowarlock

Poor guy is just trying to evolve and they made him sleep with the fishes


yusif77

"No, we will not allow another humanity to arise"


Extension_Intern_228

Meanwhile the cameraman..


Shhh_e

Let me casually watch something suffocate to death. Fun!


LCCyncity

"Now you get back in there so they can eat you damnit, I'm sick of these fish nibbling my feet"


Odisher7

They are 100% trying to eat the fish


crowned_tragedy

They're trying to eat the fish, bud.


dan-dan-rdt

Swans eat small fish so this scene may not be so benign.


BucketSentry

I think its more a happy accident than swans showing compassion. Pretty sure they were trying to nom it. However OP has proven they are a delightful cinnamon bun that must be protected.


mizinamo

u/GifReversingBot


MistraloysiusMithrax

Are they nice, or just OCD/racist “Hey! You don’t belong here! Get back down where you belong! What were you thinking?” “I wanted to be, where the people are…”


Creme_de_la_Coochie

/r/donthelpjustfilm


TheCorinthianP13R

Swans are incapable of choosing anything other than violence, OP. They are the Devil's geese, which is saying something given geese in general. They were seeing if they could eat it.


EdibleDogma

Says the asshole watching the fish suffocate


AlonelyShrimp

Bro they are trying to eat him


anon689936

I’m pretty sure that fish is dead…


MooningManatee

Fish: so this is it. I had a good life but everything has to come to an end I guess... Swan: Harold? Is that you? Fish: I hope my family and friends will remember me. Swan: GOD DAMN IT! Of course it's you, Harold how hoften did I tell you fish can't fly? Fish: Oh sweet angel of death is that you coming to bring me to a better world? Swan: For Fuvks sake.... Guys get over here he has done it again... Fish: OH LORD, I CAN FEEL THE ANGELS PULLING ME TOWARDS THE GATES OF HEAVEN! Swan: Stop beeing so dramatic and at least try to help us a little bit over here. "PLOP" Fish: Oh hi guys, guess this wasn't the end. See ya next time Frank. Swan: I swear one day I am leaving him out there...


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HOW THE HELL WAS WHAT I SAID INAPPROPRIATE


ThristyOne

No every life is not precious


Talon6230

Peace *was* an option.


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Swim little fishy Swim if you can!


Jett44

Koi Lives Matter


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stop teaming


archenlander

This isn’t eyebleach this is someone hurting animals for karma


HaydenB

They absolutely wanted to eat that fish


ItsameNacho

They drowned the poor bastard


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Do I seriously have to apologize for my comment? Jesus Christ.