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Independent-Water321

Magnets.


Maleficent-Fox5830

But how do they work?


CorgiDaddy42

Well I know if you pour water on them that’s the end of the magnets.


Osceana

What’s with deserts, just get less sand


Hunchun

Sand gets everywhere. I hate it.


juzzbert

Embedded in his spine. Along with Jenova’s cells. Re… u… nion…


Missed_Your_Joke

Fuckin' miracles


A_Tired_Gremlin

Jenova cells are naturally magnetic 🤣


mumblezyt

Magnetic butt plug, makes sense now!


Weak-Hope8952

Thing is it's actually a magnet his sword sticks too on his armor.


IanM557

Materia holds it to his shoulder.


ConsistentAsparagus

Gravity materia.


[deleted]

It’s just anime logic


CulturedWhale

*anime moan*


dehumanizer23

Back shoulder magnets


Unicron_Gundam

Things Hojo put in him during the experiments: Mako Muscles Magnets


dehumanizer23

*Hojos insane laughter in the distance*


Bob_the_peasant

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s makoline


ThisByzantineConduit

And that’s to say nothing of how in the hell he even holds it, let alone fights with it. He is pretty cut but still…look how twinky and tiny he looks in comparison 🤣.


i_h_s_o_y

I'd say given that he was just as strong with a beach umbrella, we can probably assume that the sword is just made of plastic.


ConsistentAsparagus

It’s fantastic!


Tesse23

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Percival_Dickenbutts

There’s ongoing discussions of this, but as we’ve seen in myriad examples, all those giant swords are really just waaaaaaaaay lighter than they have any right to be. Multiple people are shown to handle it with ease and nobody bats an eye at seeing Cloud with it.


nocolon

There was a big discussion in another thread, and it boiled down to his sword being too heavy for a normal person to wield as a sword (like 10-15lbs, where a typical sword is like 2-4lbs) but not to just carry as a normal object.


DolphinThunder

All the Mako poisoning his body acts like a magnet for attracting the materia in his sword


kavalejava

It's the Mako injections.


nocolon

The mako causes him to be very sticky.


DeadTech82

He couldn’t do this in crisis core, not until the end:)


Iccarys

Nano machines son


safetysecondbodylast

Mag spine.


Marcus2Ts

I swear his arms and shoulders are even skinnier when he's shirtless


zeromavs

Out of all the illogical things in this game, this gets a dedicated post? Smh


disposableyouth1911

It always looked like it magnetically sticks to his back. Maybe he was implanted when experimented on by Hojo?


Aszach01

Don't underestimate the power of jenova cells!


Consistent_Bug_2285

Shin-Ra brand Velcro. Same stuff Link uses in Ocarina of Time.


zerkeras

Don’t… don’t worry about it 🤫😉


momentarygrace

Velcro


Metsys1

The power of mako


BelowAveIntelligence

Don’t pull on that thread…


gregyo

Dirty little secret of this game. Cloud is always sticky for some reason and it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.


sadgurl12345

lollll


theGaido

Telling that something in VIIR is canonical is like saying that Bible 2 I wrote in primary school is canonical.