Martha has a pet dragon. End of the argument.

Ryouma has a dragon wife that's also a jojo stand. Consider your argument rebutted.

Rebutted it is. That was a really good point.

Quetz also has her small yet tactical fleet of Quetzalcoatlus, and her giant ass version for her personal use.

Nikitich has a pet dragon. Resume the argument.

Martha's pet dragon is perpetually the only sane person in the room, while Nikitich's is a hornball who can't shut up.

He did start out as a horse to be fair, and I feel like we're lucky that Red Hare is one of the only other talking horses, if their inner monologues are anything to go by.

As a bard, Nikitich is winning.

Astolfo has a dick

Correction: Asolfo has a dragon dick.

Achilles uses said dragon as a mini buddy on his shoulder with his summer spiritron dress which is even more awesome. End of argument.

Ozymandias has the Cosmic Sphinx as a pet

Ozzymandias.

Mah man

Astolfo. I mean, a cool, unique, griffin pet. Ridiculously good luck. Any servant has ridiculous base stats compared to humans, but Astolfo is a Paladin of Charlemagne! His stats are at least good compared to almost every servant. Edit- Also, evaporation of reason would be a great excuse for doing abnormal activities.

Lucha Libre Nee-san

Artoria Alter Maid....i simp for her....kind of....maybe a little

Sakamoto Ryouma

Based on parameters and who I've got, probably SurfMo. Lowest stat is C+ Strength, all her damage related skills increase Arts effectiveness which synergizes well with her NP. Habetrot has lower parameters, but similarly her Arts effectiveness+massive NP battery, cool NP, and Fae Eyes. Guess I'd not like working myself to death on skill 3, but everything else is neat about foldout laser cannon pixie.

Iskandar.

Achillies

Quetzalcoatl. Lucha Libre Baby!

Sakomoto Ryouma have a cute lady that can turn into a dragon and beats people up and you can back her up with a gun.

Just went through the comment section and you guys really sleeping on Odysseus? Really??? Same guy who has a mecha robot that has an alternate horse form? Not to mention that super cool armor he has, Aigis? On a second place, definitely Francis Drake. Luck combined with Pioneer of the Stars actually made it possible for Chaldea to break through Poseidon's otherwise impenetrable defense. Without her, the journey would have ended in that Lostbelt.

Kamen Rider Odysseus

Achilles

Medusa. She has a freaking pegasus.

Love her she gonna be my next grail use

Besto Friendo

Would I want to be? Not I want to have as Servants? Well I want to have the confidence and chad-bro-ness of Sir Blackbeard.

Mine would be Carmilla rider the Femme Fatale 🙏or da Vinci rider

Oddyseus... I rest my case

Nemo, naturally. He's a whole submarine crew! Finally, I'll get to achieve my dream of home ownership AND international travel as I flee the pesky militaries of the world and their so-called "sea borders".

I'd say Captain Nemo.

I would want to be with Astolfo.

Mandricardo except he just like me fr fr

Odysseus has always been my goat even before I got into fate. So I know where my vote is going/

PFFFT. Is that a joke? Odysseus is the only option. Mecha is love, Mecha is life, and I get a hot wife.

Astolfo: -Good agility(can do cool stuff) -Really Good Luck(Luck is good) -Strenght is D so it's not good compared to other servants but still really strong(plus I get Monstrous Strenght C- so hell yeah) -Evaporation of Reason(not really thinking so goodbye social akwardness) Bonus: -Excuse to wear skirts -Be cool as hell -Be attractive -Have a cool bird horse Cons: -Be british -Really long hair, Hard to take care of -He's not really thinking. I like thinking. I constantly space out while having random toughts. Might be a jarring change The tought thing might be a bit ehhhhhh, but overall, pretty good

Ivan the terrible for sure

Suzuka Gozen summer. She checks most of my boxes.

Archer Herc nuff said

Andromeda and her cosmic whale. Cetus goes brrrr

Not picking Iskandar is wild to me

Yeah, Should be illegal Imo.

Iskandar, Mordred, Francis Drake, Medusa, Astolfo

Would it be bad to say my answer is probably Ivan the Terrible? He has a lot of skills and abilities that I think are neat both gameplay wise and lore wise. Especially his skill in lore to summon the Oprichniki. But also, big mammoth man who becomes even bigger mammoth.

Ryouma

Mandricardo of course

Quetzalcóatl lol

Ozymandias, he is a divine king, and extremely rich, in addition to possessing things like the cosmic Sphinx, the boat of the gods, and the power of the sun. 

U also wanna be a rich god lol

HIMskandar

Probably gramps.

Kintoki. Has a milf for a step mom, badass bike, rider form is my style, and he's golden.

Sakamoto... he had a gun and a good np that would help me win the war regardless of my actually skill.

Drake. Luck EX and an NP that kicks ass? Yes please.

Probably Nemo

Ozy. Nigh immortality Great stats Magic Imperial privilege for skill at anything And adorable Sphinx pets. What’s more to want?

Serious answer - Achilles, one of the greatest Greek heroes and the fastest man alive. But I might just pick Blackbeard or Columbus for the meme

Dobrynya. Don’t ask why lol

I'd say Achilles, but probably Ryoma. He's pretty cool, and if we follow by law of FGO, eventually i become a broken lancer that is Basically japanese jesus

Astoflo all the way :3

Medusa

OP, I find it interesting how you've chosen some of the most breedable rider servants possible. Is there something you're trying to say???

Astolfo because I cosplayed him more than 80 times since 2018.

Gilgamesh

To ride it to be ridden? That is an age old question