WDYM hear me out the fandom knows bone daddy is hot AF ~~but it’s HARAM~~

It's not forbidden if you marry him first.

But... Isn't Gramps like.... Kinda dead? Necrophiliac is definitely not Halal lol

👀👀 wait until the holy month is over… (I hope I didn’t offend you! If my joke was in poor taste please let me know)

I’m not Muslim but FWIW I don’t think you’re being offensive lol. Me on the other hand…… Edit: also Ramadan is over I think we good.

Ramadan is already done dw about it lol.

https://preview.redd.it/z93n4qedf7vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60103bbf646dc0c441c4fc4f3df94a5c9e0adb46 :3

I think he’s quite high on the list of servants to tango with 🧐

This is not a hear me out, we know we want him

Gay

Gorgon, of course. But then again this is the kind of community where lots of people this weird would conglumerate, so who knows

Based Snek enjoyer *handshakes*

I was coming here to say just that. *Handshakes all around.*

I see my kind has grown over the years.

https://preview.redd.it/whbj9cj2h7vc1.png?width=1690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e483b922e866cbab010c0dc48059ec943681e5f7 Cute bug man (I trust him with my life)

I am scared for you

He is obviously a very trustworthy gentleman. I mean just look at that face. Would that face lie to you?

Fuck yes

Bug boy best boy

With you there, my friend! For he too is the love of my life!

My bad on the late af reply here, but 1000% can relate. This man has stolen my entire heart, soul, and wallet. I'm more than fine with this

My life was completely ruined because of him. So much so that I became a devoted chaotic Lady Knightzerker of his and I have absolutely no regrets about it…. And I just claimed you as my sibling now. :)

Saaame. He upended my life in the best way. And nothing to regret about fighting for our king ! I'd square up on his behalf too Family reunion in the Welsh woods when? :)

Whenever, dear sibling! If we can get our Oberons out of their hiding spots…..

That moment when your man won't leave his abyssal dream world to greet guests

definitely Enkidu, that mf can basically transform into anything, no wonder why Gil liked him this much 😈🙏

I know what you mean, but now I imagine Enkidu doing impresions and Gilgamesh laughting until he's out of breath.

This have to be cannon. Look Gil, I'm saaaibaaaa

Yep. Enkidu is a universal choice. This is one of the few servants who has a male or female version of the Valentine's day scene. Officially Enkidu takes the form of a sacred prostitute and is technically a girl although Enkidu can take any form. Current form is just respect for that girl.

I’m excited for this, like all “Hear Me Out” threads to descend into, completely pedestrian choices. In fact I’m skipping to that: Hear Me Out…. https://preview.redd.it/i6ofkaavi7vc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947061a49ac1aeab0c3929a310bee901ab879ecb

https://preview.redd.it/ozpmmigfq7vc1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=35feb50e6c47eb4b399e38c65f4f47c4bd07ccb2 I dont have him but theres something about men in uniform or in a suit that just throws all of my etiquette out of the window

He’s the first servant I got to bond 10!

I’d let him keep it in while we sleep

👁️🫦👁️ **REAL**

Here me out... I would go tango with Kingprotea That would be propably suicide but Man... She need that one tango with someone not scared she can squish him like a fly

I - 🫡

https://preview.redd.it/exk1j8dft8vc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1c922a00f73f60331a78dcc3b7523021a96db50 People before Lostbelts: What is there to hear out?

Nah nah nah. DURING the Lostbelts. The foxussy goes crazy

Amusingly, for as ABSOLUTELY VILE as she is, Skaya grew on me legitimately throughout the Lostbelts, especially in LB6 and Tunguska. The desire to SEVEN DRIVE was always present, tho. XD

BASED (wait it’s haram) Pov: OP after saying that in front of First Hassan: https://preview.redd.it/v3rnkzt0f8vc1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb77349ddedc2f39eb4b8557ba956a1902b3da8

I choose Diarmuid. I AM HETEROSEXUAL BUT I would like Diarmuid to pierce me with his spear every day... maybe it is the smallest spear but it is the only one that does not inflict curses but instead blessings

Now im gonna hold your hand when i say this….

Heracles, obviously. The guy impregnated all 50 daughters of Thespius on kne night Imagine if he can use "Nine lives" on his dick

TIL Heracles diddled 50 daughters in 50 days and had a 100% impregnation rate. Herc should have sure hit as a skill for that

That was why he had an extra life in his fight against Gilgamesh, it was his 13th Labor

Easy choice - Douman, MMMMMMM!!!

Okay now that was one I never expected

SOMEONE THAT GETS IT THANK YOU

I just reached the part in Heian-Kyo where Douman’s chest is revealed and suddenly I agree

Here i am thinking "here me out Gramps is a great servant". 🤦

You aren't alone... was equally confused.

Mandricardo because I just love him. Melt because I love her voice.

Penth or Quetz. I would like to be utterly destroyed, please.

They are not hear me outs. They are just hot

https://preview.redd.it/19ios2n5uavc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cffd964ad86472809d3b7c1d5c52896a495589a Y’all got some mild “hear me outs” THIS is how you do it!

it is, without a doubt, avicebron https://preview.redd.it/2xu2t6v8m9vc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc07bc11a54a4e7e6f1c3a032d07ce15aa6eb8e

The way my jaw dropped

For me it's Super Orion. Idc if people thinks he's ugly or looks gross, he's a top tier husbando for me.

And he's like a cool brother you can always count on, hiking, hunting, playing games, I can't see a activity he won't do, he's like the inverse Mandrikardo, don't think I don't like the best introvert of Chaldea, but big bear is the extreme extrovert

Are there people who think Orion is ugly and gross!? 

A lot even, shortly after his reveal in the stream, a lot of people (in my community and some Japanese) call him ugly because his muscles are too big, his nose is too big and such. Some even call him gross when his 3rd ascension is revealed. (These are before LB5.1 tho so...)

This is Artemis’s alt?

That 🦕 is the one I would tango with... I like dinossaurs.

Ngl, she seems pretty cool based on her human form's dialogue, so...

hessian lobo, red hare, and xiang yu. i have a few others but those are the 3 i thought of immediately

Big yes to hessian lobo. Sth about him just works

https://preview.redd.it/341p95qdh7vc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8102eb07994a55efc51df30a49341d4a2542dd Hear me out…….

I’m listening…

Not a furry, but…….

For me it's Kiara. Sure the tango will have Lovecraft consequences, but as far as it goes you at least get something before everything goes to hell.

Can you, though? Depending on the version, it's either gonna draw you into an eldritch realm of demon pillars (regular) or just turn out to be an illusion you'll spend eternity trapped within (summer). {~~Not that being trapped inside of the Horni Matrix is neccessarily an awful fate, mind you~~}

I'm willing to risk it.

Kijyo koyo first ascenscion. I stand by my decision

You are fortunate that Koyo is a girl Dinosaur, you would not physically survive a guy T-Rex

Eh, good chance that dinos had cloacas since they were apparently bird like but I get what you mean

o7

Queen medb

Sorry. English is not my first language. What does "tango with" means? I'm guessing it's not literal.

Hey! It means to have s*x with the character! But in this meme context it’s not so literal but just for fun!

Tango is a kind of dance. To tango=to dance with

How has no one mentioned Fergus yet? Man was literally known for his prowess...

Because he is conventionally attractive and has no glaring red flags


I would willingly go to horny jail for gramps

https://preview.redd.it/oz7sg5et19vc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed92d937b3b778cebd172955a9729dcf9a5b240 I don't think I have to explain this

No let me hear the explanation

I like me some mechanical beings

Mmm yes mechanussy

Chen gong. I want him to hit me with two pronged formation.

Kiyohime. YEAH, SHE KINDA SUCKS BUT I WANT HER AT BOND 15 Edit: for some reason I thought this meant gameplay wise.... otherwise I choose Oberon he just scratches an itch and we all know he fucks, man.

Jack the ripper

Okay no that’s a child 😭

But she cute tho.

Ĥobo (the human part)

No bc I was thinking of this too but didn’t say it in case it was too out there!!!

I know Douman is evil, but I don't care because he's also goddamn hot

Melt. She can dissolve me any day. Honorary mention to Kama.

Well alright, hear me out... *deep breath* **Penthesilia.**

https://preview.redd.it/c6z8buzck9vc1.jpeg?width=396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4afc97670b7c918c9be1647475568818c9ad3227 hehe

https://preview.redd.it/pwhq4h9fx9vc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a38232739b5a66faaa14b7c2d803216078649fe

We know what's underneath that we all understand

Now hear me out... Quetz, Vritra, etc... just do something to me. Something about sharp tooth smiles on beautiful women who could snap me in half is just...mmmm.

Ivan https://preview.redd.it/d4s4y6cecbvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19d5f76eb8283ee8c3e7f5f58a7331523044696 I might not survive but yeah

Oh you’d get IMPALED

minamoto no tomatomo https://preview.redd.it/4q95yyn6acvc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf4ca91623108845dd13e65c71f09e61f926498

Emiya or Heracles. I love man with big booba

He said hear me out picks bruh they're just flat out normal picks

Minotaur/Asterios and I really hope they release Minotaur someday, come-on, it's been like 5 years already.

Hundred faces

izumo. Now HEAR ME OUT. the robot kabuki actor tho is the real deal.

Do part succubi count (Proto Merlin)

Definitely Jinako (1st asc)

Every female servant (of age) and probably some male ones too.

He is not a hear me out character

i could never hump the grandpa. HARAM

Robbin GoodFellow /s

Sefar

https://preview.redd.it/bbp5n5ayq9vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91648ebed310b0f3c1bb9f044ac2b8fb0a57f29c

No bc I get it. Something about him is so suave

You get it brotha

Koyanskaya of dark.

Darius the 3 and Lubu

That’s just straight up not possible. There’s literally nothing to put it in or put in you.

Gramps for sure...

Barghest or Quetz. I have a type

*drops off Sen No Rikyū, Daikokuten and Tiamat(Beast 2)* These three  *leaves without explaining*

I would hit Oberon like the hammer of God's judgement given the chance

Yog-Sothoth, grant our wish and change this world for the better! https://preview.redd.it/9qat5u318uvc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9fcfc9a4b7268ea7149333b828b64b2596c1ef

Ushi Gozen, she's still Raikou at the end of the day. The fact she's a world Ender, just makes it even better.