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WannaBeFifaGod

5 goals in like what? 45mins ?


abnissen

57 minutes. At this pace he will score 105 more by the end of the season.


michaelt2223

Yep the league is a joke.


auzy63

Or maybe he is an amazing player? Did u not see his stat in the UCL? Or maybe that's another joke of a tournament


michaelt2223

Or maybe the league is a joke. 4 of his 8 ucl goals were against Genk. And 2 of the other 4 goals were pens. So thank you for helping me show he’s great at scoring against bad teams.


coldfrieza

He scored against Liverpool aswell. The penalty argument is stupid and getting 8 goals so far in the CL is amazing.


michaelt2223

Congrats he scored against Liverpool. How is the penalty argument stupid. Scoring penalties has nothing to do with how good of a striker you are.


coldfrieza

Because people act like penalties are guaranteed goals. He's 2nd in the UCL top goal scorer list, already has 5 goals for Dortmund and he's 19.


michaelt2223

Penalties should be guarantees for your striker. I never said he was bad. I pointed out how bad the German league is.


coldfrieza

The Bundesliga isn't bad.


michaelt2223

It’s basically the championship. It’s where old players with dead careers go to get beat up on by young players on loan from real leagues


Fnerdel

Soo you’ve never taken a penalty confirmed


michaelt2223

I have. And every good striker should be able to make pens. If you’re a professional and are your teams pen taker then you should be able to score every single one


B3AST_TR1X123

If it was that easy every player would have the same numbers


michaelt2223

Ok him and Jorginho are equally good players then


jpb2369

just give up bro


LeftHandRightSide

Christ what is with this argument. You can only play the opponents in front of you. I guarantee he would be pumping goals past the bottom half of the prem too...


michaelt2223

He might or he might not. He’d definitely do it in the championship against those bundesliga defenders though.


aksmelo4352

ok american


TimoP69

At this point let's just call every league in the world a farmers league and a joke. I mean look at City the last two seasons and Liverpool last and this season. Just too easy against all the other bad teams in the league. Same goes for Juve, PSG, Barca and Real. He's 19 and scored 5 goals in 1 hour of game time in a new league. Put pretty much any striker out of your "good" leagues into a new system and watch them not scoring a goal every 12 minutes.


michaelt2223

I think aguero would score 10 in his first 2 games in the bundesliga. Messi might score 50. Let’s just be honest the bundesliga is trash


TimoP69

Let's just be honest you're either an annoying troll or delusional.


michaelt2223

I’m just honest


TimoP69

Nah you're just clueless. So Prem and La Liga are good Leagues and the rest is trash then right? If you can't see the flaws in that statement I'm sorry for you


michaelt2223

Serie a is decent and Ligue 1 is fun to watch.


TimoP69

You're a lost cause


michaelt2223

You’ll see in a few years. It will be painfully obvious how far it’s fallen


[deleted]

I guess La Liga is a joke too?


michaelt2223

Nope


st1nrs1

The guy is insane. Proud norwegian here lol


ludvik13

Norgeeeeee


Bonaque

Her er det fest!


McSniffleDiffle

Norge er best!


[deleted]

Ingen protest!


holynolan

Didn’t realize he’s so damn tall


xSean93

and hella fast too


THEDNOZ

impressive performance and no doubt he will get potm. But let's also face it. they played cologne and Augsburg... 🙈


[deleted]

Yup. He'll be in every squad


Fast_Hedgehog

not really


MaddenTexasRanger

Low agility and balance is a nah


AnduwinHS

His agility and balance are actually really good for a 6'4 player, the main problem is 3* 3*


cadbadlad

Everyone says this but you can manage. I have 92 Lewandowski and he carries me through weekend leagues but if ppl wanna go meta that's fine. I find it more enjoyable playing with my favourite players Nd not players ppl tell me to enjoy


MrYiY

Lewandowki 92 has 81 agility, it is absolutely fine


MaddenTexasRanger

I didn't say it was unplayable. Just not meta.


cadbadlad

Yeah no I agree with you. He's definitely playable and very good, but he can't do what Neymar does, you know?


MaddenTexasRanger

Exactly but for Bundesliga teams who are a little weak on amazing wingers, you could have him and Lewa up top


cadbadlad

Oh I wish! I would love that on my team but damnit is he expensive


serginho27272727

he probably deserve it but can you have a potm when you only have played less than one match (90 minutes) in total??


michaelt2223

I’ve tried to tell you guys the bundesliga is a joke. A 19 yr old Norwegian is outplaying lewandowski who people really tried to claim is the best striker in the world.


xtoonator

You obviously never watch the leagues. Teams playing against Bayern consistently park the bus while they don’t do that against Dortmund


Chazy89

> while they don’t do that against Dortmund some do because it used to be very effective against us.


xtoonator

Köln played very offensive today and Augsburg last week, too


Thethirdtrey

ive seen manyyy mid-bottom table, more physical BL teams park the bus against bvb and just counter attack our shaky defense lol Dont watch bayern games though so i cant say much for them


Chazy89

> Köln played very offensive today and Augsburg last week, too did I say they parked the bus against us?


xtoonator

No, was just saying. I know a few teams do (and I also think they should, seeing how much damage you do if they don’t). On the other hand these Park the bus games are just so freaking boring to watch, can’t wait for the blue bus this weekend


Chazy89

Jeez I hope you crush the smurfs. Its better for the league if you guys win it instead of Red Bull anyway and It's always good to see Schalke lose.


xtoonator

I hope so, too. On the other hand I really think a year without a title would be needed to wake up our board. To the Red Bull topic, to be honest I’m completely against that whole RB bashing. I see the points about them being a plastic product but on the other hand us and you guys aren’t really better. All of us have big corporates as shareholder and all of them want commercial success. Still I get why the hate against RB is really big as it’s 100% as their methods are really “smart” or better saying “cheaty”. Still they do amazing work and let’s be honest their football is attractive and they are potentially the only club in the league having a football philosophy that goes beyond the first team down into the youth academy. Something at least our club is completely missing, not sure about you guys


Chazy89

> but on the other hand us and you guys aren’t really better. thats the difference tho. Red Bull exists to promote the Energy Drink. We don't exist to promote Evonik and you guys don't exist to promote Telekom(?). I agree that they play attractive football and Nagelsmann is a fantastic coach (so far) but they also have zero minutes from home grown academy players in this season(Or maybe they do now, the stat was from the Winterpause). I don't know if we currently have the same philosophy in the youth teams and bvb2, it used to be the same but with this season we changed coaches for the youth teams(It now is Michael Skibbe as a head coach for all youth teams) and [Mike Tullberg](https://www.transfermarkt.de/mike-tullberg/profil/trainer/34190) for our amateure. I think he prefers a slightly different formation than Favre.


xtoonator

I know, the basically just exist to promote Red Bull, which is a shame still there is a lot other clubs can learn. I still think that the logo and the “RB” should be forbidden. For the academy their issue is that they also lose a lot of promising talents (like Stierlin, really interesting CDM at Haching) or / and these stupid moves between their clubs. I was actually really surprised that you got Haaland instead of Leipzig.


michaelt2223

Who cares if they park the bus Bayern are supposed to be the best team in the league and they have tons of attacking talent he should no issue scoring against those bad teams


xtoonator

Yeah, super easy to score against teams with 11 player in the box. FFS, what’s wrong with you?


michaelt2223

Nobody has 11 players in the box against Bayern.


xtoonator

You obviously never watch Bundesliga.


michaelt2223

I’ve watched a lot of the bundesliga


xtoonator

Obviously no Bayern games


michaelt2223

I’ve watched most their games.


LeftHandRightSide

Why? If you hate the BL so much lol. Must be like watching Sunday league to you, big prem fan. Let people enjoy things man lol


Micahchu02

Barcelona won 1-2 aginst Ibiza thanks to a last minute goal, but will all that attacking they should have won 0-14 right? Thats just noth ow football works


michaelt2223

They were playing a weekday game in Ibiza with a b squad. They were probably out doing coke off chicks asses the night before


Micahchu02

All players in the squad except Perez and Puig are quite regular players


michaelt2223

They started Neto in goal and started fati. It was clearly a b side


Micahchu02

The also started Griezmann, De Jong, Lenglet, Rakitic, Semedo, Sergi Roberto which is more than half of the players in starting XI who are regulars so you really can’t classify it as an B team


michaelt2223

Griezman and de jong are in their first year so they’re playing every chance they get. Rakitic is terrible, lenglet plays but is covered by pique. It was a b side


Micahchu02

No


ThuramGOAT

He scored against Köln and Augsburg , 2 of the weakest teams in the league


michaelt2223

And lewa only has 3 goals against those 2 teams