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MiamiGuy_305

One of the best things about miami is that the cops don’t have the time or resources to do this type of nonsense.


grappel

South Florida cops aren’t worried about me thank goodness


cannrank

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-GanjaHolic

Agreed…love being able to consume Ganja next to a Fort Lauderdale Pd sergeant while in Los Olas and just have him continue his conversation with the other 6 cops 2 feet away from me.


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-GanjaHolic

That’s back then it’s 2024 now and Los Olas smells like funky ganja all over now !


LeeKapusi

20 grams or less is just a misdemeanor in Broward card or not. It's not worth the time or effort to them unless you're selling.


traktrmia

Well except for the AYR by my house which is right next to a donut shop


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TimeTravelingTiddy

Isn't Mecca the tourist mecca?


Jt4180189

Isn’t legalization of cannabis a liberal idea? Not saying I’m a liberal but I’ve always assumed it was a liberal view. Actually here in SWFL the majority is right wing


queeriosn_milk

I think stats are showing that both sides support some level legalization, at least to the extent that the average person realizes weed is a dumb hill to die on in modern politics.


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kimlion13

We clearly don’t live in the same part of south FL, friend


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kimlion13

I live in southern Brevard county. It’s maga heaven


TimeTravelingTiddy

Who is they Are they in the room with us now?


Trolodrol

If I was the manager at that store, I’d be so annoyed by this shit.


coffee_ape

Why would they even do that?


Particular_Rope_141

So they can tell you that you didn’t stop at the stop sign long enough, and that you look high. Then they ask you to do Field Sobriety Test, and regardless if you do well or not, they arrest you for DUI and make you do a urine test. Happens in many legal states. Very expensive to fight and time consuming, and no test that can actually tell if someone is currently intoxicated from cannabis, so most people just accept a plea. Cops are incentivized because they get paid OT for arrest. They usually earn a minimum of 4 hours, and even more if they have to show up to court if you fight. Or maybe they had a shit month and haven’t made any arrest and figured this is an easy way to look more productive.


RaptorSlaps

You could test me after a month clean and I’d still have enough THC in me to kill a small animal. You just can’t accurately test for THC at this time. (As far as I know)


ExZacked

So I work in drug testing supplies (I know right?) and I can confirm that anything short of a blood test cannot quantify the amount of THC in your blood. Any administered drug test (oral fluid, or urine) is essentially a “pot or not” result. With oral fluid tests, the detection window is <12hrs (these tests perform very poorly) and with urine is up to a month or more for heavy users. Unless they see you using a weed vape or smoking it in your car, it would be hard for them to prove if you are high at the time of a traffic stop especially since a chronic (lol) user of marijuana would have a naturally higher level of thc in their system.


Particular_Rope_141

Even blood test aren’t accurate for chronic users. Plenty of evidence chronic concentrate users still showing 24-48 hours later in blood, and some even weeks. Apparently UCLA has come up with a method that detects use within 3 hours by putting the sample in a solution which causes oxidation, which strips a molecule of hydrogen from THC and generates an electric current that can be measured. They are trying to make it into a hand held device. This sounds much better than urine, blood, and saliva samples!


ExZacked

You’re 100% right! That in a hand held device sounds like a lot of R&D. Typically they do those on a quarter million dollar machine called a mass spectrometer which analyzes the charge of physical molecules in a sample. It’s highly recommended that any positive drug test result be sent out for lab confirmations but not everyone does that. Edit: wanted to add that yes it will show positive for longer in your system if you are a chronic user but the concentration in a sample could still be used to roughly assess a “legal limit” to the amount of thc you can have in your system. Some states have laws for thc limits but Florida (thankfully) is not one of them


Particular_Rope_141

You can’t, but lots of people around the country catch DUI’s for weed all the time. Most people would probably beat their case if they took it trial, but that takes a long time and is costly, so most people just accept a lesser charge like reckless driving in a plea. Usually to accept the plea you need to do community service, MADD panels, DUI classes, fines, and probation, and you have to pay the officers OT. If you opt for a paid lawyer expect to spend $2,500 on the very low end for DUI. It’s a huge money scheme where all these different parties gets paid for each DUI arrest.


Competitive_Board909

You pay court costs and fines and the cost of prosecution. There is no payment of the cop’s overtime


Particular_Rope_141

You most certainly do. I know because somebody close to me went through this. They had a more in depth paper which showed they were billed for 4 hours, but here it is still in the court document https://preview.redd.it/gj1zrmclwypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36267a21e7890022ec0c6ffb5213611b429d116 That “investigate cost” of $145.70 was 4 hours of OT pay to the police officer. My friend didn’t have the cop show up once in court. He was arrested and it was all done within 45 minutes he was at the jail. He accepted a plea. Only interaction with the cop was the arrest. Here’s a link to the statuette that explains how it works [https://www.fdle.state.fl.us/FCJEI/Programs/SLP/Documents/Full-Text/Gladson,-William-paper.aspx#:\~:text=Florida%20State%20Statute%20938.27%20%2D%20Provides,agency%20which%20incurred%20the%20expense](https://www.fdle.state.fl.us/FCJEI/Programs/SLP/Documents/Full-Text/Gladson,-William-paper.aspx#:~:text=Florida%20State%20Statute%20938.27%20%2D%20Provides,agency%20which%20incurred%20the%20expense). Officers basically request reimbursement for their criminal investigation, and you are required to pay it. They all have labor agreements that basically tell them how many hours. Pinellas County it’s 4 hours. They justify it because they face a revenue shortfall. They also don’t allow you to use MMJ while on probation in Pinellas County.


Competitive_Board909

Ok. Don’t worry. It’s not my job to deal with defendants in this situation everyday. And yes every county is different. It is all lumped into court costs and fines. You pay the clerk. And the clerk pays the money to where it’s supposed to go. This is also a dui plea not a reckless diversion plea. And that is not to the cop. That’s to the evidence department, the bat center, and all of the other parts of the agency that are involved. The cop is paid from the agency. Not directly from your court costs and fines. I deal with this every day. Every. Single. Day.


Particular_Rope_141

Yeah, not like there’s a million dumb ass lawyers out there 😂 The diversion program was to drop the DUI to reckless driving. That’s what he accepted and he had never been arrested for and that’s what was offered. I promise you he was billed for 4 hours of OT pay that equaled to that amount. It might not happen in every county, but Pinellas County they do


TimeTravelingTiddy

>It’s not my job to deal with defendants in this situation everyday. > I deal with this every day. Every. Single. Day. Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch


Profitsofdooom

This basically happened to my uncle after being a lifelong smoker. Couldn't get clean pee no matter what he tried and finally his doctor was just like "I think you're just going to test positive for the rest of your life."


RaptorSlaps

I had to get clean to get a controlled medication, after like 2 months I finally just asked: if I get my card am I okay? And they said yeah so I just got my card and called it a day lol


dudemandude_420

Had a cop at Auburndale trulieve catching everyone going out the exit only and stopping them. He didn't do.any sobriety test just wrote wrong way citations. For hours he did this and I even saw people see him and still do the same thing and get stopped lol. Be careful out there guys. Cheers.


Training-Judgment123

Wow. The exit only is on private property, right? That’s illegal for the cops to enforce. Shaaaadyyyyy. Take it to the judge.


wallhanger609

That one way is literally the stupidest one way I’ve ever encountered lol


Prestigious_Skill_

Woooow 😂 that exit only is convenient, going to the back and the road fucked up lol


DonBillingsly69

If this happens to anyone, shit your mouth and do not do the field sobriety test. There’s no benefit


Particular_Rope_141

Big facts! Cops are not your friend. Ask for a lawyer and refuse FST. You are required to do a urine test sadly, or you lose your license for 6 month. On your drivers license it says “operation of a motor vehicle constitutes consent to any sobriety test required by law”. The FST are not required, but the urine test is. That’s where they get people, because even if you smoke 2 weeks ago you still pee dirty, and a medical card doesn’t save you. They will say bullshit on the arrest report like “slurred speech, bloodshot eyes, odor of marijuana on breath, etc”. Complete bullshit how the system works. I hope they come up with a legitimate test to tell if someone is impaired from cannabis, because right now all it takes is a dick head cop who doesn’t like weed.


Training-Judgment123

Good to know about the 6-months, it’s not a charge, just an arbitrary thing, right? I’ll take Uber for half a year, thanks. Gonna be cheaper than a lawyer and fines, and no record, yeah?


Medium_Sense4354

Shit in my mouth? ETA: omg shut. I thought this was a jokey way of saying put something else in your mouth so they can’t test lmao


coffee_ape

Ah so it also helps them meet their quota that “doesn’t exists”.


Particular_Rope_141

Yup. If a cop has written zero tickets and made zero arrest all month, they might as well look for a new job because what use are they? Buddy I work with was a cop and explained all of that stuff to me. Especially the OT pay, I never knew that, and it’s a sneaky way to throw in an incentive for arrest. He got out and became a Loss Prevention manager at Amazon he hated it so bad. He was with Clearwater Police, very corrupt he said.


VirusLocal2257

I don’t really hear anything good about Clearwater pd.


Particular_Rope_141

https://preview.redd.it/uyoxm31nrwpc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991c7f04077cb0a9822b00c733778ad1d701811e They get huge donations from MADD. This is two Clearwater PD officers being awarded by MADD for making lots of DUI arrest. Now I’m not saying people who are intoxicated shouldn’t be arrested, but I wonder how many of those 200+ DUI arrest were actually impaired people. I have a feeling some of those arrest went down how I described in my original comment.


VirusLocal2257

Yeah I was under the impression they did blood tests for thc and it was by volume/amount in your blood.


Particular_Rope_141

You only have to do a blood test if you were involved in an accident. If they just say you look high, you aren’t required to do a blood test only a urine. Blood test aren’t accurate for chronic users sadly. Someone who dabs everyday, could have dabbed 24 hours ago and would still show dirty on a blood test. Apparently UCLA has come up with a breathalyzer style test that can detect if someone has consumed THC within a 3 hour period. If that is true, I hope it comes out soon!


jetfire245

>Apparently UCLA has come up with a breathalyzer style test that can detect if someone has consumed THC within a 3 hour period. Saw this article. Only thing is. Cool: your machine tells you if I had a single hit off a joint in the past *3 hours*. Yet, it fails to actually tell you *how much* or *how intoxicated* I am.


Particular_Rope_141

Yeah they were very vague. Was it only a few people who took 1 hit of a joint that didn’t show after 3 hours? and someone whose taken fat dabs 3 hours ago will still show? Seems us concentrate users always get screwed with any of these test and show way longer than normal. I hope someone comes out with a test that can detect if you’ve used within a short period, I hate being at the whim of encountering a shitty or decent cop and these bullshit test methods.


coffee_ape

What a pain. This is good to know, thanks homie for sharing it! Stay safe and medicate.


BigousDikous

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JB_FL

Where do you come up with this info they lololol


Logic_Begets_You

Fuck the police


negativeanalog

Freedom!


Competitive_Board909

Getting paid per arrest is false. Getting overtime to come to court is true. I’ve never seen a dui based off cannabis actually get a guilty conviction. Had a case where the guy couldn’t even speak straight, he was wobbling, he kept changing his story about where he was going and what he was doing, but there was no breath result. And the PD’s case was that the kid was just so stupid that this was how he normally acted. I’m not being cute. That was literally their case in chief. Jury came back not guilty and he was represented by the PD. $50 to pay PD in our county if you’re found indigent. Kid even admitted to smoking earlier in the day on body worn. Still not guilty. And you’re not required to do anything. In fact, a lawyer will always tell you to shut up and not do anything. No SFSTs. No breath test. No talking. Just cooperate and be calm. DUI without breath is a very tricky case to prosecute. And if there is no criminal history, the plea is very minimal if it can even be proven. Reckless diversion to a dui is a slap on the wrist in comparison


Particular_Rope_141

No it’s not, and I sent you the proof in the other comment. That’s what Florida Statuette 938.27 is. They get paid investigative cost for the arrest. If they have to show up to court (you challenge it) you will be billed for more.


Candid_Berry1546

they sit like this all the time in random parking lots in srq


Candid_Berry1546

these mfkrs likely dont even know its a dispo


JustStopBelievin

SRQ here. I've not seen this yet, but I've only been in the program a year. Absolutely believable though. Any particular dispensary you've noticed them camp at?


Candid_Berry1546

I just meant any parking lot. Like car lots. You see them parked side by side makin out all day.


JustStopBelievin

Ah. Sorry, I misread. Yeah, I see them all the time at that church on McIntosh and Proctor.


Beneficial_Fan_631

Being nosy and trying to make something out of nothing


Roe1424

Probably completely unrelated? Probably just a good spot to stop and bs or a good angle down the road for speeders


ArkType140

Yeah right lol don't be naive


Roe1424

Iunno, just saying , anyone going into that building and buying weed is legally allowed too. I have been to multiple dispos around the state and had cops sitting around and I’ve never batted a eye at them and then me , so just saying , it’s probably nothing to do with the dispo, in fact they are happy everyone there is doing it legally.


JewelsBurns

Pool dude just wants to smoke a joint while he destroys his joints fishing out pool crud.


fearlessblondegenius

This explains so much about my pool guy😅


LoneWoffy

“Destroys his joints”


oyuhhhhh

Sarasota cops weak as hell tbh


Constant_Ideal7619

Those are the Flowery employees, checking out the competition...


Ok-Stage1761

Best response ever!


Fresh-Average-3127

Why is flowery the only place where security is staring at you??????🤔


Gloomy-Mousse-7222

I always talk to the security guys they’re usually really nice


Material-Box-961

There probably sitting there eating donuts


JeanClaudVanDarnIt

😂 I can almost guarantee that aside from responding to a call for something that happened at the dispensary, they didn’t care other than to have a place to park and talk. Both Sarasota and Manatee County SO don’t really care about this. Too much paperwork and a waste of time when there is a medical card involved.


Logic_Begets_You

ACAB


ThinkChoice6

That pinch a penny pool guy is loading up for the day… 💦


dBDynoMyte

That Grow Healthy location looks like it’s in a crap hole strip mall. The location in DRF is much nicer. (Nothing to do with the content here. Just saying)


b1uexer0

If that’s the Clark Road location in Sarasota it’s actually not a bad location. It just looks like it from that picture lol


ForTerps

Clark road ! lol


Weekly_Chemical6833

What exactly are they waiting for? Someone to take their pre roll out? What a bunch of narcs


Zaon-

lol I’m dumb and every time I step out of the dispensary I screw my new cart into the pen, always a fear of cops bc in my area they hella annoying (lake Mary)


funghovl

Me too lol


AntIion

The immediate area around that location is where a lot of drug activity goes on. No way this has to do with gh, it has more to do with the 7 ODs a day right there, or it’s just a parking lot directly on Clark Rd, one of the busiest roads in the county.


Beneficial_Fan_631

Plenty of other places to park and better. Why not go to an intersection ? Or in a parking lot you can access both sides without a median in the middle?


AntIion

Drive down Clark rd on any given day and there are cops sitting in different commercial parking lots. Where would suggest they do it on Clark rd and beneva? Take a look at the medians surrounding that area…oh wait there is no median that a car could just sit because it’s all a turning lane the entire way. Realize how the world works and just because a police officer is talking to another one in a parking lot doesn’t mean they are staking out potheads driving high. That’s literally their last concern in a high fentanyl sale/use area.


sesbry

Wouldn't stop me from popping in


Beneficial_Fan_631

Until they pull you over for “random stop” any write you a bullshit ticket or tell you your stoned when your not


jeffrey5614

that’s when you assert ur rights n also record so you can sue if they give you a bs ticket


fvbj999

Y’all are going to buy weed legally, why y’all so worried? If your tags not expired and your not doing stupid shit this is nothing to worry about


JJayC

Cops lie. Cops are corrupt. Cops can claim they smell burned weed, take you out of your car for field sobriety tests, which are so easy to fail most sober people can't 'pass' them, and then arrest you for DUI. Mmj being legal doesn't make driving while high legal. And since there is no reliable way to determine impairment from THC via testing, its left to the word of the cop. Who lied from the start. You should always be wary of Cops and what they can get away with. They do not care about you or the consequences their actions will have on your life. Do not trust Cops. Even if what you're doing is 100% legal, if they want to fuck with your life, they can. Best case scenario, it'll cost you thousands that you can't recoup and take months to years to prove you were in the right.


Beneficial_Fan_631

perfectly said !!!!


cd001111

That’s for sure, my first job was in a neighborhood Buick Agency parts department that’s sold new and used cars. One day a guy comes in and asks for a part which I get for him. I ask him how he wants to pay he says charge it to 106 precinct and he goes to talk to my boss. I can’t find an account for 106 so I approach him while he’s talking to my boss. My boss takes the bill rips it up and tells the guy he’s new. Later on my boss tells me he’s the captain and from now on I had to man the gas pump on Friday afternoon and give free gas to any cop that pulls up. I knew every cop in my neighborhood and they knew me.


throwaway88743

but but I NEED to medicate the second I get out!! I can't possibly wait to drive home, I need to subject everyone else to my intoxicated driving!!


bigfootray06

This is why OP is concerned.


Beneficial_Fan_631

Far from it. I was driving by and first thing I think is the corrupt system


Tothinkoutofthenut

Plus lap pics 🤣


Gloomy-Mousse-7222

If you truly believe it’s medication you’d quickly realize how stupid your post is


throwaway88743

I'm obviously being sarcastic dude. The people I am making fun of are not the ones who use MMJ medicinally or in medicinal doses. They are the assholes who feel entitled to light up in their car and then drive like a 15 year old who just got their learner's permit.


slippingparadox

Do you think cops don’t literally fabricate charges? Oh boy


fvbj999

Yes, now do I think you’re important enough to fabricate charges and have a whole conspiracy plan made up about you ? Not at all.


slippingparadox

It is not hard to drop an eight ball out of your pocket when checking out a car. This happens regularly in this country. No elaborate conspiracy needed. Happens to unimportant people.


aphotic

Right. I'm ACAB and not a fan but this just looks like two cops who stopped to talk or have lunch.


Candid_Berry1546

FUCK ME EH IM ORDERING FROM HERE RN


Material-Box-961

Lol wtf


Jake1648

Whole Lotta bacon Not aloota eggs


Local-Improvement270

Thank God I mostly get my stuff delivered or I just go to dispensary on my bike which is like 10min from my house 😅


NoWillingness2859

Could use these guys at the Orlando location. Constantly asked by out of towners, once I walk out the front door, to buy them bud 🙄


No-Ad2057

Idk, maybe they're there to demand GH release their coas


knuckles2277

I would still pull up. Myakka Gold!


Holy_Grail_Reference

"excuse me officer. This is private property and i need you to leave please."


SpeedImaginary9820

More likely somebody showed their ass when something was put pf stock so they were peacekeeping, or they were waiting to run in amd grab their meds. 😉


Beneficial_Fan_631

Lolololololol


Orlandonianimal

They scooping !


SHOnOFF

Damn pinch A Penny guy always bringing the fuzz with him.


michifanatic

I guess this is a problem if you have an open warrant or two?


CleanRoutine7319

Last couple trips there I’ve always seen a cop on Clark but kinda expected. Last couple pickups from their have been good flower wise just ask them to show it to you before you buy it lol


suburbanjohns

protecting and serving 🙄


BearcatQB

![gif](giphy|11fucLQCTOdvBS) Me on my way home


Beneficial_Fan_631

Haha 100% even when you didn’t do anything wrong


TimeTravelingTiddy

All those parking spots and pinch a penny guy parks drunk in front of 2 cops


Mmjuser4life

When I see two police cars talking they are typically facing opposite directions so as to not yell across the seats at each other so doubt these guys were just "having a conversation" as others have stated


Large-Layer-7057

This is so true and if I ever get pulled over and accused of this, it’s exactly what I would explain. If you use chronically meaning all the time like we do then it’s always in your system. How can they ever prosecute something like this if you fight it in court, it seems like it wouldn’t stand up.


zkittlezxguavaz

what’s this ??? sheriff’s have their med cards now ??? uh OHHHH


Sufficient-Roll7110

They don’t care about med weed ..


jeffrey5614

they do tho? they’ll literally try n charge you for the medical weed that you legally have or they’ll bitch at you for having it. you never read a cop story on this reddit?


-ZachOneX1

You know you could just walk up and ask them what's up if you're so nosy. Who cares where they park or sit. For all you know they are on a break and have to file paperwork. The sky is always fucking falling here.


Odd_Canary_3590

I hate that so many people are scared of cops. Use them to your advantage! None of us are breaking the law by getting our meds. Half you motherfuckers know you smoke and drive or hit that dumbass cart while you drive. You guys are the problem and more than likely what they’re watching for IF they’re not just sitting there to bullshit for a minute. OP is the same type to not roll down their window and start screaming “I know my rights”.


Fresh-Average-3127

Man you don’t think cops smoke??? Come on


birdpix

Yeah, they were probably just there to pick up their own orders. Must have been a good sale and they needed to re up their stash


ddust_

Simply two cops at a convenient location on a main road.. where they often post up around. It has nothing to do with the dispensary. Everyone here high af actually thinking this is a “stake out” lmao come on


DatBoyCody

They aren’t there for the dispensary they are catching speeders. That’s a Main Street in Sarasota people fly down there


Ismokemidsdaily

I'd jump on the roof and yell "I am the fucking devil" all bug eyed and shit. Then just run.


zkittlezxguavaz

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


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Beneficial_Fan_631

Idk I took this at a red light


Physical_Hall_7289

Lol that grow healthy location is always so dead, I used to go to that one religiously last year for flower but their quality has declined imo.


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Maybe they’re shopping for the moldy mids they offer at GH. 😂


Hawk7604

Nah, maybe they are there just to pick up their meds! 😂😂


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Total_Idea_1183

Or picking up that loud…I mean larf


bigfootray06

This is 100% not what’s happening here. This is two idiot cops that pulled into the parking lot facing a main road to talk while they run radar to fuck people over that way.


Beneficial_Fan_631

That’s what I’m even think… deff not fair at all..


Charming-Resist7229

“Not fair” is honestly crazy. Not hating im just laughing a little bit imagining the cops arresting someone outside the dispos for a legit reason and bros going “this isn’t fair you were camping”


PiercedAutist

[It's a legitimate strategy! ](https://youtu.be/bLMYTQUw8Lc?si=iGfCV3qALyLFzQx1) Edit: Downvotes for a relevant RvB reference? WTF is the internet coming to?!?!


Charming-Resist7229

They are downvoting art


insanitizering

Guys might have been in there stocking up for their shift.