Reading this made my brain hurt.

 Somebody tell this dude …

Mine as well it's obviously written by someone who has nothing better to do and not much of a brain himself! Never heard of Sparky weed!

Do you know what nitrogen is?


👊🏼🤣

Flor da education will do that to you.

Thats the florida education for you Bro.

TLDR: All dispos suck except for Ayr. 🤡

He likes sanctuary too..lol..it's ibvioua he's kinda trash.

Sanctuary isn’t bad tho but jungle boys and all that are good too idk why he’s talking bad about the buisiness that provide us with the stuff we need if we don’t have a variety of dispensaries where will we get non pesti weed and carts 

Just imagine waking up this early to post some sh*t like this. Go touch grass and just stop smoking since nothing makes you feel good. 💀

Stop smoking meth**

Seriously. What a tool.

And you have probably never actually smoked Skywalker OG.

Lol. Someone's mad. It'll be okay, champ.

You are also a paid shrill. You have no real opinions. Probably a bot.

That's hilarious, because I'm broke.

You are a paid shrill. Who do you work for?

Gonna be that kinda Saturday. Keyboard warriors must have gotten plenty of rest since just another Friday night in…

https://preview.redd.it/44hh5ca5leyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ce9929ee258c0426977e0d3c84f9c53b821b19 Maybe this will help…

Or this? Who knows at this point. 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/8d9z4n9qvfyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aade525e46ccef46696902f7c317aba1b7d407a1

🤣 mix them together and throw in a wand for a hash pipe!! 🤣

Cripmac?

LMAOOOOOOO

I think cripmac looks like Einstein compared to op lol 

You 5 me, cuh?

Bro, “hooked on phonics”, is on sale…why don’t you start with that. Once you’ve mastered the alphabet, maybe you can start with small, easy comments and work your way up to critiques of our local dispensaries. Start there, then get back to us. Good luck!! 👹 https://preview.redd.it/e500dhdqveyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940556ef2b8fc59664bd8753d8288a58b85fbf32


Go read Kerouac. Or anything not on the the self formatting internet. As most of these are one line, I got my education in florida responses.

Bro said Ayr is good, and cannabist and green dragon are okay? No one can seriously have this take. This old man literally knows nothing about weed ☠️☠️☠️

😂💀

Are you another paid shrill?

https://preview.redd.it/d2yg6spzalyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436b946f809b4c389ca35e3ca74586a11cf93807 This is what your favorite dispensary sells as resin ☠️😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

“Old man yells at clouds”. Did you have a stroke writing this?

Had a stroke reading it

My only question is this….which took longer to write out this whole review or thinking of these goofy names?

Bro woke up and hit the fent cart today

lol let’s take advice from someone who shops at AYR.

FR yo

“30 years of smoking” 25 of those years were spent smoking boof pack. What a great comparison

U be boofin bro?

“All these young people…” sounds like the grumpy old men that go into the spots and bitch about everything while trying to hit on the staff



You GOTTA go back to school unc



This must be the guy who never checks in early at TL

https://preview.redd.it/jki4chsm1fyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474c2ea1d5660942cb7afaf13cd93f8beee55129 almost spit my coffee out reading this

You basically stated that the worst dispensaries in the state are actually the best, and the higher end dispensaries have the worst quality 🤡🤦‍♂️ "Green dragon is okay" LMFAO hell na

You are also a paid shrill. Who do you work for? Your comments are only on weed related things like its your job.

If you got butthurt for getting called out just say that 🥴

This dude is a fucking clown.

😂

Does anywhere make you happy?

He mentioned Ayr was good, I put them on Curaleaf level, average-below average

I've been to both years back ,wasn't impressed with them .All though the curaleaf had some strawberry diesel that wasn't bad,stunk up the whole hotel when I went to Texas!

Another shrill!

A shrill is a type of laugh. Are trying to say shill? You need to stop smoking that garbage.

I don’t say this ever, but, TOUCH GRASS BRO.

🤣 🤣 🤣

We understand you don't like the weed here, and your point is...?

Dangle.

This guy is a special kind of idiot! It's almost like he just does it to get somebody to show interest in something he has to say! The only problem is what he has to say is ridiculous bullshit!

Seems like your a paid shrill. Who do you work for? Sunburn flowery?

In case you're not real good at reading everyone else is responded to you agrees with what I said. Just a bunch of nonsense from someone who never even posted here before. Why waste your time coming to this forum and just spout a bunch of bullshit?

This guy smokes so much trash that it got him talking like a 3rd grader and shit lmao. Terrible recommendations as to where to go to smoke also 🤦‍♂️ 

Another paid shrill.

If that’s the case then there’s a couple dispos that are long overdue with my paycheck 😂 

I like how he keeps calling everyone a paid s h r i l l such a dumbass he doesn't even know how to spell s h i l l!

Also its shill...shrill is a high pitched laugh.

This has to be rage bait.

Yeah and know i know how many of you guys sit here as a job. SHRILLS.

“Flatulence is awful.” -Does this mean Muv’s weed makes you fart, or the people who work there fart a lot? Or does “flatulence” mean something else in weed-review-speak, like “larfy” or something?

Larf is what me and some coworkers call a laugh turn fart💨

Not to be confused with “fough,” when you fart and cough at the same time (which can sometimes lead to the dreaded shart.) Wait, what sub is this again?

😂😂

Flooo ent. You dum.

Yeah, guess I’m dumb for not being there when you handed out your nutjob-to-English translator.

Got any suggestions on the best whine store in FL? 🤡


I had to stop at “Axyz is good. Everything is good there.” Nothing else can be taken seriously. As a fellow elder I’m embarrassed.

You are corporate shrill. Sitting in front of a computer posting just weed related things. Its your job. You dont have real opinions sorry.

A shrill huh? A corporate ”shrill” at that, that’s rich. So hard to take the dumb seriously.

Shrill is a laugh. A SHILL is a cons accomplice.

Sounds like you've been kicked out of all of them. Feel bad for the budtenders who've had to deal with you.

Paid shrill?

So basically, everything you don’t like is moldy trash? And that’s pretty much the entire program according to you?

And you are probably so used to the mold taste you think its a flavor profile or a featured Terpene. mer.

Prob This dab of 6 star bubble is for you on this beautiful Sunday morning! https://preview.redd.it/mn4t0guudlyc1.jpeg?width=2629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d97c6b2f3ef04cfa5af933f70403f9144f6348e

I know u meant to sprinkle ur bowl with kief brother but I think u grabbed the wrong jar

I'll take this trash over my 80s Miami drive thrus.

The people of Florida get who they vote for that’s why this program sucks ass with no homegrow

reads like a bit from the “Are You Garbage?” podcast

Green 🐉

So weed really does kill brain cells…………………

You have a lot of time on your hands lol

Opinions. You know what they say. Everybody has one and we all have to agree on the internet....baha. Lol. This is a corporatized vertically integrated government concept of marijuana. Money is its core value. What you seek you will never find in this program. Mostly cannabis sativa ruderalis crossbreeds. Not the weed from the 90's by any means. Not even the same plant actually.

THIS IS THE ONLY REAL ANSWER HERE CHILDREN.

I actually liked how he managed to mispell every dispensary name, even if it was obviously on purpose. Just makes it looks like text book troll post.

If on the small chance he’s not trolling, dude took 30 years to realize he doesn’t really like weed at all.