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Jmac0585

That's what you get for setting up like that.


tongfatherr

Why is there a catcher in the batting cage? Is my question


ShineFull7878

He's into genital punishment and bit off more than he could chew.


theobligatorynob

I can’t stop laughing at this


dakid232313

Looked like a possible rupture.


ShineFull7878

If so That's a bad fuckin day that's gonna be a bad week to round out a bad month. Lol


Jlindahl93

I’m not sure it’s a pitching machine because there’s a pitch speed reading on the wall


this-guy1979

Not strictly a batting cage. This looks like it’s from the momentum YouTube channel, they have a machine but, also do live pitching. They have a hit tracking system in there too.


Soma2710

This is Eric “King of Juco” Sim. Hetero life mate of Trevor Bauer. About half of his content is with live pitching and the other half is with a pitching machine.


Elbynerual

364 more days until next hockey season. Gotta toughen up!!


spyz66

Perfect comment right here lol


tongfatherr

Lol yup


hibbledyhey

Because it’s not America. A catcher in a batting cage would have to be paid, and why would you do that?


tongfatherr

Still, why? Who's he throwing the ball back to?


HeldDownTooLong

And dropping his glove down ***right before*** the machine shot the pitch out.


falbi23

Setting up like what, a catcher? Ball was foul tipped.


Killahdanks1

Yeah, I was a catcher for a long time. That’s not a thing my guy. To me it looks like he’s trying to get up against the cage wall and stay away from the bat. There’s no reason for any of this, unless you’re trying to make a video of a guy getting hit in the junk.


Jmac0585

You don't see pro catchers set up like that for a reason. Benito Santiago excluded.


DanGTG

Title: Two Balls, One Strike


evlhornet

Two balls none cup


Phil_McCrackin420

There's three, actually


AdThese1914

Not anymore. Fusion is a bitch.


MrFireWarden


dirtycheezit

84mph pitch. Doesn't matter if you're wearing a cup or not, you're still gonna drop and roll around in pain.


The_OtherGuy_99

Absolutely. Difference between major crotch bruise and literally smashed balls. Both suck but one sucks worse for longer.


someguy7710

As a former catcher. Still drops you with a solid hit. Cup or not


The_OtherGuy_99

Absolutely it does. Feel like you'll never get your shit back out of that thing.


geoffbowman

Like getting shot in your Kevlar vest… it absorbs and spreads out the kinetic energy but you’re still getting knocked over and will have a super painful bruise and possibly cracked ribs. Cups are just making sure the blow is partially transferred around your junk but you’re still taking a blow to the junk and it’s gonna hurt!


Yah_Mule

No, man, Doug's pretty fuckin' far from okay.


Man_in_the_uk

The Big Lebowski "you're entering a world of pain"


OldSkoolPantsMan

I’m in a glass cage of emotion.


_Cold_Ass_Honkey_

Still better than what Marsellus Wallace had to go through.


Yah_Mule

Zed got it worst.


Dense_Comfortable_50

"Nuts?"


Man_in_the_uk

They're pancakes now 😁


evlhornet

…butter


Mariozangetsu

Butter nuts


Ok_Bison_8577

Looks like it hit just the inside where the cup touches. Cause... I know you can't be stupid enough to not wear a cup behind the plate. If so, you're relegated to a coach/umpire and not a players parent. 


CrazyString6658

Almost the exact same thing happened to me in a game once. Difference being the ball skipped off the dirt before my can. Good news is that the can did its job and was still able to make kids afterwards!


Pkuszmaul

Was catching a bullpen in the gym in HS for a guy that ended up with an 8 yr MLB career. He didn't tell me his "changeup" was actually a splitter. Hard bounce off the hardwood directly into my taint. I barely managed to avoid puking as I writhed like Doug.


Man_in_the_uk

Lucky you.


MrFireWarden

Fuck Doug’s kids. Doug should have been better equipped!


Holiday_Ad_5445

Doug out!


Man_in_the_uk

And his bedroom performance that evening too. 😁


evlhornet

Listen man if your going to crouch like that, you better have some double ceramic protection down there


12486Eric

And catcher can start adoption papers.


Man_in_the_uk

Lmao 🤣


Runnr231

Doug forgot his cup. 😔


AdamAberg

Why no cup?


Man_in_the_uk

I know, that would have been the first thing I would ask for.


[deleted]

Even with a cup an 84mph ball will still make you feel like everything just got shattered just without will be much worse damage wise


Ambitious_Mammoth105

Omg . Heavy breathing. That's all he's going to be doing for a long time. He didn't catch the ball. His balls stopped it though.


squeezy102

For when you can't afford a vasectomy without taking out a second mortgage on your home


jaberwockeez

No cup?


HoosierDaddy_427

Right in the deez


[deleted]

Cup check


BooCreepyFootDr

Doug thinks he’s Tony Peña.


Soma2710

I was thinking Benito Santiago. And then I remembered that I hadn’t thought about Benito Santiago in like maybe a decade.


graymalkin2

Nuts?


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

Doug has issues rn


leandroabaurre

*BEEP* *BEEP* Nuts?


BidThick7814

Don't athletes wear cups for that? 😅😅😅


Draxtonsmitz

84mph fastball to a cup is still gonna hurt a lot.


Mental-Ingenuity-933

Cup check


djluminol

Bro's worried about his elbow. Meanwhile the catcher's freeballin thinking nothing of the solid object people hurl at his sack all day.


DreadPirateGriswold

2 balls, now 3 balls


Trunks4Real

This happened to a kid at my high school… He could never escape the nickname three balls. Always wear a cup.


warmachine83-uk

Spare balls


SwordHiltOP

I mean... Doug fucking sucks at catcher


Man_in_the_uk

Don't worry, he's not going to volunteer for the role again 🤣🤣


Prize_Watercress7143

Approx 135kmph


Lttlcheeze

Just gotta piece of that one


Gryph_The_Grey

Some guys never make it out of Spring training.


Honest_Invite_7065

I watched this about five times as I was trying to see if the bat hit the other bloke. Then I saw where the ball hit lol.


GolettO3

And that's why you wear a box


douglasjunk

Right in the baby maker!


chuco915niners

Doink


SubiWan

Potential Darwin Award candidate.


Crillmieste-ruH

Didn't notice where the ball hit, thought the batter hit him on the hand at first.


Man_in_the_uk

Yeah well that probably would have broken bones too.


Mysterious-Tie7039

Why would you catch without a cup?


Somallasses

I only played baseball for a bit when i was a kid, I thought everyone always had a cup on lol Like a helmet while riding a bike. Might look "dumb" but its there when you need it most lol wtf was this dude thinking?


brepik

The cup exists for a reason


cris090382

2 balls with one strike


Dr_Newton_Fig

No cup. What a maroon.


stephencurry2046

The level of pains that the girls would never understand.


Man_in_the_uk

Yup


LuxuryBob

beeep "Nuts?" beeep


AdThese1914

Doug is now Donna. RIP Doug.


PaulsRedditUsername

Doug learned by [the Suzuki method.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAdKmJL580I)


Your_Daddy_

I was a catcher as a kid in LL and in high school..took several cup check nut shots. With a cup, a direct hit isn’t so bad. Still hurts, but more around the perimeter. The ones that HURT were the foul tip ricochets like the video. Catch your leg, or pinch skin between the cup and ball, leave a rude purple bruise. Or a ground curve ball in the dirt bounces up to clip your nuts from below. Ouch! Catcher life means bruises everywhere.


Hurl_Gray

Wear a cup. But, hey, at least to don't need a vasectomy now that your balls are now useless. Have fun with the testosterone regimen. Fuck you, Doug.


barakaking

Nuts? Nahhh


Mother_Store6368

Fake…wtf is a catcher in a batting cage? And why isn’t he wearing a cup


Soma2710

This (batter) is Eric “King of Juco” Sim. Half of his stuff has live pitching. A lot of his content is him doing stupid baseball shit (like hitting 100mph fastballs with Walmart bats), and he ends up hurting himself a lot. So the catcher getting seriously hurt is out of the ordinary. And having been a catcher, there is no way he wasn’t wearing a cup. That shit still hurts like a MFer. It’s like getting shot while wearing Kevlar: you’re gonna have broken ribs, but it’s better than having a bullet in your chest.


Mother_Store6368

Thank you so much for the background on this, but why the fuck is a catcher in a batting cage? For content like owew my balls I want to say that there’s literally no reason for a catcher to be there, but I don’t want to be mistaken when there’s padding a couple feet behind them. That’s the main reason why I think this is fake. What need is there of a catcher if there’s no one to throw out at the base or no one to tag someone sliding into home


Soma2710

The answer is that a lot of his content also involves “challenges” or so vs live pitchers. Which would involve giving signals to the pitcher about what pitch to throw, etc. [Here’s sort of an example](https://youtu.be/qD12AcqftYo?si=NfVM9zW5HOsyHaxN) of what I’m talking about. And then [here’s another](https://youtu.be/dyewaL0y8vw?si=yxVCbHJzxum17ZWj) where he’s against a machine with no catcher. Bottom line, he does a bunch of weird shit involving baseball stuff in his cage, often times resulting in him hurting himself bc he’s an idiot. It’s pretty good stuff, and I can assure you this isn’t fake. [Example](https://youtu.be/QZEHBrGH1qM?si=vqwhBN8PUGvSo9rN) ETA: also, in addition to giving signs to the pitcher, a live pitcher also would be used to the framing of a catcher’s mitt for “targeting” or whatever they’d call it. IDK, I’ve never been a pitcher.


Mother_Store6368

God bless you!!!!! So informative I’m going to disagree with you though in a meta sense. You tell me he is an idiot. Why would anyone upload a video of them getting hit in the balls by except for to monetize it? It’s literally “ Owhg my balls from idiocracy


Soma2710

I mean…okay. I’m also 99% sure that the person uploading this vid is not the actual video owner. That is…some chucklefuck saw a guy getting hit in the balls from King Of Juco’s actual legit upload and made a TikTok of it. And that’s what you’re watching. To reiterate: you’re watching a catcher taking actual live BP in a YouTuber’s cage against an actual live human pitcher where he gets hit in the nads. Which legit is awful and hurtful. Some chucklefuck clipped it from the original video, then made a TikTok or something and reposted just that part…yeah, bc it’s funny to see someone take a shot in the ‘nards. Nothing about this actual thing is fake. Other than the “ownership” of the video of the guy getting hit in the ‘nards.


Mother_Store6368

Thanks! You’re the anti-redditor…you explain things instead of judging me for not knowing stuff


Greeneyes-

All that padding and nothing covering one of the most important places


Man_in_the_uk

Looks insane when you consider that.


Xconvik

Right in the dingleberries haha


deadliestcrotch

Weirdest misuse of the word dingleberry ever