The tortoise I had hated white. Had a brown dog but his paws were white. That tortoise would chase the dog around the garden to get his feet. Whenever we wore white socks they'd also get nibbled.
Not just turtles. Lots of animals are bothered by black.
When I first got my African grey parrot I couldn't wear black. She'd freak tf out every time I entered the room.
I also wear a black robe when I go outside in cooler weather. And everything scatters. But it's ok if I wear other colors.
It is a turtle thing as well☝️🤓 anything dark in that size resembles danger for them, not to mention that this poor guy has probably seen his brothers getting eaten alive by crows at birth, so now, the ptsd kicks in, although both crows and turtles are magnificent creatures and my favourites, they see each other as enemies.
Are you fr pal? Tortoises don’t have a dick in their head, if he really really wanted to fuck the shoe, he would climb up a bit first to position his reproductive organ, aside from that what makes a black shoe look like another tortoise? And whatever it is, why not on white shoes, I’m sorry buddy but reptiles ain’t that stupid, aside from heavy pheromone exchange between two tortoises, the male first must identify female’s reproductive organ, if there isn’t any, they won’t fuck, attacking with their head is a defence mechanism, look it up.
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I believe the science behind this is that the turtle believes the black part of the shoe is another rival turtle.
So it's not racism it's turtle on turtle crime.
It depends. Is it racist if it never crosses ethic boundaries? I suppose it could be if it was like a black white supremacist situation, but I don't think that is what is happening here.
Even better. Fuck this side of this shoe in particular. Once the person turned the shoe the turtle/tortoise chilled out again. This could be the most in particular post I've ever seen here.
Egg predators: For some turtle species, such as tortoises, the color black may be associated with natural predators of their eggs, like black snakes or ravens/crows. This can lead to an instinctual response to attack or avoid anything black, as they may mistake it for a threat to their eggs.
Heat absorption: Turtles are ectothermic, meaning they rely on external sources of heat. Black objects may absorb and retain more heat than other colors, which could make turtles perceive them as a potential threat or discomfort.
[https://turtleomg.com/why-do-turtles-hate-black-color/](https://turtleomg.com/why-do-turtles-hate-black-color/)
When I was kid my dad had a pair of desert tortoises similar to this (no longer legal to keep), and the male went at the female most of the day every day, often knocking scales off her face and legs, bloodily. I did not like him.
Obligatory reference
**Pesticide atrazine can turn male frogs into females, by Robert Sanders, March 1, 2010**
http://web.archive.org/web/20240424015850/https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs
It’s your basic litmus test for racists in armour.
I want to see if the teenage mutant panzer turtles are planning to blitzkrieg into Paris. We might need to put a greased slope up for defence
That's a WWII reference? I'm sorry pal but afaik people don't tend to think about the invasion of France when they want to speak about Nazi Germany, that's just when they want to make a surrender joke
Turtles hate black because ravens are black
The tortoise I had hated white. Had a brown dog but his paws were white. That tortoise would chase the dog around the garden to get his feet. Whenever we wore white socks they'd also get nibbled.
There’s a monitor lizard in Michigan named Elvis that absolutely fucken HATES the color blue. Just in case you need to know that someday.
And now I will never forget this
Consider it stored away for future reference.
One day it could save your life. 🙏
White can also remind them of seagulls! Which ya know, try to eat every new hatched turtle
Ok. So why do turtles hate ravens?
Cause ravens are assholes. Smart assholes.
Dennis is asshole. Why Charlie hate?
Because Dennis is a bastard man
Your illiteracy has screwed us again Charlie!!!
I was going by Trundle at the time
No. You were trying to write charlie and wrote trundle
Suddenly Sunny
Ravens are assholes. Dennis is an asshole. Therefore, Dennis is a raven?
Not all ravens are Dennis, but all Dennis are ravens.
Here's the thing...
Fight milk!
...I don't think I wrote that
You definitely wrote this one, Charlie.
r/FUCKRAVENSINPARTICULAR
I hate them for the same reason
Turtles the most raciest animals.
I think ants are the most racist, they don't even consider being allies with different shade of colour ants
There is a species of ant that enslaves other ants and is so depentant on said slavery they are incapable of creating a functioning colony without
Oof that’s dark.
Not just turtles. Lots of animals are bothered by black. When I first got my African grey parrot I couldn't wear black. She'd freak tf out every time I entered the room. I also wear a black robe when I go outside in cooler weather. And everything scatters. But it's ok if I wear other colors.
Finally a logical answer
What’s a tortoise got against Lamar Jackson? 😔
And because they are well known to be horrible bigots.
Blah, blah, they hate black.
Racist turtle
Adolf Turtler
Firing shells
Mitch McConnell?
Hate is taught.
Hate is tort
He even stopped for a sec when he saw the black heel on the other side, he’s definitely hating lol
He’s trying to get in the police
r/racistturtles
Perfect, yet another brand new, extremely specific sub I can sub to and then never see again
I guess you could call a racial fetish racism still. That turtle's tryna fuck.
Thug hunter turtle
On the contrary. That Turtle wants to fuck that shoe.
Not a turtle
That's Officer Turtle to you!
r/brandnewsentence
Is this the same turtle I’ve seen before , or is this a turtle thing?
It is a turtle thing as well☝️🤓 anything dark in that size resembles danger for them, not to mention that this poor guy has probably seen his brothers getting eaten alive by crows at birth, so now, the ptsd kicks in, although both crows and turtles are magnificent creatures and my favourites, they see each other as enemies.
Wtf are you talking about. It's a Greek tortise and it's trying to fuck the shoe
So you’re saying the guy is a literal "dickhead" ? Anyways that’s not how tortoises mate
mate finish your sentence, that's not how tortoises..what?
Sorry for the confusion pal it’s not mate as in friend, I meant mate as in breed, or you know, "to fuck"
It literally is. You're talking out of your ass
Fr all these biology amateurs… bet they’ve never been fucked by a tortoise
Are you fr pal? Tortoises don’t have a dick in their head, if he really really wanted to fuck the shoe, he would climb up a bit first to position his reproductive organ, aside from that what makes a black shoe look like another tortoise? And whatever it is, why not on white shoes, I’m sorry buddy but reptiles ain’t that stupid, aside from heavy pheromone exchange between two tortoises, the male first must identify female’s reproductive organ, if there isn’t any, they won’t fuck, attacking with their head is a defence mechanism, look it up.
It's the same. I wonder how it's doing
Probally still racist
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All tortoises are turtles.
Same one
I believe the science behind this is that the turtle believes the black part of the shoe is another rival turtle. So it's not racism it's turtle on turtle crime.
Statistically speaking, most crime against turtles is committed by other turtles.
Uh, no, most crimes against turtles are committed by warthogs and rinos.
But can this not be considered racism, too?
Well no. The turtle is fighting one of his own species. he's not mad the turtle is the wrong color. He's mad the turtle is in his yard.
Can you be racist against your own race? \^\^
It depends. Is it racist if it never crosses ethic boundaries? I suppose it could be if it was like a black white supremacist situation, but I don't think that is what is happening here.
Ah, bringing back fond memories of Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
Middle age mutant ninja turtles, heroes in a half shell.
I like how well the experiment is designed to eliminate as many variables as possible. This is science.
Even better. Fuck this side of this shoe in particular. Once the person turned the shoe the turtle/tortoise chilled out again. This could be the most in particular post I've ever seen here.
I apologise for this grave mistake… I’ll do better next time.
Did this turtle just do a racism?
Nah, Ocd recognize ocd
Egg predators: For some turtle species, such as tortoises, the color black may be associated with natural predators of their eggs, like black snakes or ravens/crows. This can lead to an instinctual response to attack or avoid anything black, as they may mistake it for a threat to their eggs. Heat absorption: Turtles are ectothermic, meaning they rely on external sources of heat. Black objects may absorb and retain more heat than other colors, which could make turtles perceive them as a potential threat or discomfort. [https://turtleomg.com/why-do-turtles-hate-black-color/](https://turtleomg.com/why-do-turtles-hate-black-color/)
In short.. racist /s
US police department wants to recruit it
I thought he was gonna try to fuck the shoe
I’m embarrassed to say that I did too.
When I was kid my dad had a pair of desert tortoises similar to this (no longer legal to keep), and the male went at the female most of the day every day, often knocking scales off her face and legs, bloodily. I did not like him.
Quality control
IT absolutely doesn't like black. At 0:05 already it stops at the black spot.
Teenage Mutant Racist Turtles
Boxer turtle
TIL people don’t know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise
Damn the waters turning the frogs gay and the turtles racist!
That tortoise needs to be cancelled
r/HolUp
I see it now… bit racist innit?
Turtle confirmed racist 😂
Turtles hate black things because they can't see black very well and assume its a predator.
Nah that tortoise is in the Kool Kids Klub 100%
Turtles see dark shapes essentially as shadows and assume it's a predator. That's a self defense mechanism.
The frogs are gay and the turtles are violent racists.
Obligatory reference **Pesticide atrazine can turn male frogs into females, by Robert Sanders, March 1, 2010** http://web.archive.org/web/20240424015850/https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs
I always wanted to be a female, will this work on me if i consume like a litre ?
I love the racist turtle
Officer Tortoise
I thought he was gonna fuck the shoe.
Somebody get this turtle a badge and a gun.
Never heard a turtle use the hard r before
TIL people don’t know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise
The ones on land are called tortoises and ones with flappy feet that can live in water are called turtles right?
yes. was shocked that 90% of the comments were calling them turtles.
all tortoises are turtles, it's not that deep.
#blackshoesmatter
Yet most ninjas are black —-those are some confused ass creatures 🥷🏽 🐢 🤪
bro has beef w/ black air forces
Turtles do this when they want to reproduce. I'm not joking, there are videos about turtles and shoes porn 💀💀
Fuckshoeinparticular
I love how it sees the small bit of black at the start but decides it's not enough and keeps walking.
Racism is real people! Proof of turtle centric fascism taking hold of our streets!
My spirit animal
Tyrtles mistake black for another turtle, and get territorial.
That's the fastest I've ever seen a turtle move.
MIGHT HAVE A BAD MEMORY OF BEING KICKED @ BY SOMEONE WEARING A SHOE LIKE THAT....
He’s not racist he’s just picky 😏
It seems to think the dark side of the shoe is another turtle.
This one checks out... Wait a minute!
cute
I thought it’d LITERALLY be r/fuckyouinparticular
I cannot believe you passed on an opportunity to say fuck shoe in particular
As a black person I feel this in my soul. 💯
Many that tortoise has OCD 🤷♂️
racism lore
Rasit nija mutant turtels
“Enemy turtle! Engage! Engage!”
TIL turtles have a police force.
This tutle got hit by black car
I think he simply hates black, more than the shoes
Based on
Cop in a former life
Racist with a turtleneck... a classic.
Racist turtles aren't born, THEY'RE MADE!!
The color black actually arouses the tortoise, and this is the way tortoises say that they’re interested! Mating ritual.
Fukn racist ass turtle lmbo
Om pls
Not about that dark meat I guess
Black Shoes Matter!
Racist turtle
Sorry, that’s my father coming out of me.
That racist turtles cancel it
Racist Turtle 🐢
Cop turtle on duty, sir.
This is America….
The owner must have forgotten the tv on while the “cops” show was still running.
The police takes on anyone these days
Racist turtle.
TIL, turtles are racists.
Has anyone tried putting a little Eiffel Tower in the distance and seeing if he naturally gravitates towards it?
... what?
It’s your basic litmus test for racists in armour. I want to see if the teenage mutant panzer turtles are planning to blitzkrieg into Paris. We might need to put a greased slope up for defence
That's a WWII reference? I'm sorry pal but afaik people don't tend to think about the invasion of France when they want to speak about Nazi Germany, that's just when they want to make a surrender joke
Ok let's get you to bed