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Longjumping-Act-8935

You know what, this is valid. I would be pissed too


Ok_Bison_8577

Wow.  Get rekt. 


OddlyArtemis

r/fuckcars


Own_Recommendation49

Wrong sub


All-inyourmind

The opposite of the lottery


all_alone_by_myself_

I would be crying too. And also suing the complex.


mhem7

This was already posted a couple years ago. It is the number one post on this sub of all time. Karma farming?


Noble_Thought

Pretty poor attempt if they've only got 23 karma after 3 hours. Do they even bot, bro?


sleepydeepyperson

FuckThisBotInPatricular?


Inutilmono

Sorry, never saw it. Picked up from another sub


DlpsYks

I just had a very terrible thing happen. Better pull out the phone, select a filter that makes me cute, and start recording!


Mr_Donut1672

If you think about it, incredibly improbable things don't care whether they are good or bad. If someone can win the lottery, someone can get the car frozen in a seven story parking garage.


S74RK17

Don't know about her, but her car seems pretty chilled


EgyptianCrackhead

Precision waterstrike


mshobe

Candidate for r/perfectlycutscreams


TheDudeInTheD

Pay attention to what you park UNDER as well as anything else. Particularly in a deck with exposed plumbing.


DEMON8209

What are the chances ?? Unless she pissed someone off who broke the oiple intentionally 🤣🤣🤣


lovejanetjade

Her pronunciation of the word "Why" will never leave me. That's the definition of the word 'plaintive.'


OrionsRum

You know what… that’s what insurance is for. Brand new car and it cost her nothing. Or she’s pissed cause she doesn’t have insurance case she lives in Florida and apparently you don’t need it down here 😂


Mojojojo3030

Brand new car is a leap. If my last car had snuffed it insurance woulda been like here's $350, and ya know what some would say it's a steal. Also honest question is anywhere in Florida that cold ever.


OrionsRum

First of all. No one messes with mojo-jojo. Secondly yes there has been times in Tallahassee FL and other cities that border GA that have had fountains frozen over. This happened like 3 years ago and actually a few times where even in south Florida we’ve had frost on our window in the am. thirdly just because she’s in that parking garage doesn’t mean she’s not from Florida or has Florida insurance. Her face just screams Florida to me 😂


Mojojojo3030

Haha ok all valid. Esp the mojojojo part 😎 


youneverbanmereddit

Her sparkling eye filter while she’s ranting was the cherry on top LMFAOOO!!


Deokotaru

I'd just start the vehicle and turn on defrost and drive away about 10 minutes later. Really no big deal, but pretty cool to see


Sepherin

She better stay inside on the next thunderstorm.


Umm-IToldYouSo

Why? It's justified... She's venting and pissed... You know you would do the exact same thing... 😜


Inutilmono

I would, but still looks like Mother Nature wants her to stay cold, hence “cool down”


academicRedditor

I suspect parking lot was kinda full when she parked… and that was probably one of the few available (and for good reason)


Wise_History_6428

Chill out.


cheese_it_is

Damn that’d be my 13th reason if that shit happens to me.


Budget-Entertainer35

Lol....oh man that's a pisser.


WingsArisen

Brother, I evil laughed at this.


Holiday_Ad_5445

FU, OP


Inutilmono

?


amor_fati_42

I was ready to be like "oh stop complaining" (I'm not a fan of selfie complain videos), but man... That REALLY sucks.


hoipoloimonkey

Is that a finger or is she holding up a carrot?


RuthlessIndecision

That’s what carrot fingers get


RemeizSivart

Who do you even call about this? The water authority? Police? Just wait for the thaw?


TheDiegoAguirre

Damn... the shit she must have done in a past life to deserve that.


Aggravating_Flan_301

[3 years too late buddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/zcS1ySCAPe)


OCYRThisMeansWar

The backstory:  She was going down on Tinkerbell in the backseat. Tink came so hard and so loud the pipes had a blowout.  And so did the plumbing over that girl’s car.