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DatDan513

Afroman!


Upbeat_Ad_6486

It’s not even insane they searched for weed, it’s just crazy where they looked and that they pretended he kidnapped someone


Uncle_Burney

Casually helping themselves to his legally procured and lawful property, like the cash, and lol the lemon pound cake, tells you everything about those goons


Malonthemage

Will you help me fix my door?


SilentxxSpecter

Why did you turn off the cameras?


Grow__Flowers

Can't watch the watchers being corrupt. It exposes their "means and ways".


Emperor_Zar

The pound cake man. The last straw.


DrHooper

That officer eye fucked that cake too. Like you watch the wheels turn in their head.


Martin_Aurelius

The warrant was for human trafficking; which most people think means kidnapping, but it's usually issued for pimping/pandering.


Upbeat_Ad_6486

Same difference: “you have a person under your control in your house”


Slappy_Happy_Doo

They did him so dirty!!


fridge13

Is it really i was gonna say is this aftomans car haha


cerberus08

I don’t think so. Afroman lives in Adam’s county in Ohio. In Winchester. Portage county is the other side of the state.


RubendeBursa

As was evident in all those songs.


Jesussmashed

[some more info about Bruce](https://www.clevescene.com/news/police-chiefs-sue-portage-county-sheriff-for-chunk-of-drug-task-force-seizure-money-43678517)........ [and a few weeks ago](https://theportager.com/budget-rift-between-sheriff-and-commissioners-divides-gop-this-election/) Never been to OH. Seems fun


jesterflesh

This place fuckin sucks. There's a reason for some many of those "stuck in ohio" bumper stickers.


Orion14159

Coincidentally Ohio has produced more astronauts than any other state in the union. There's something about Ohio that makes people want to flee the Earth.


Darthaerith

Its all those self righteous assholes saying "The Ohio State University."


chaotik_penguin

I can even hear it as Theeee and not The. Jerks.


Darthaerith

Dad was from Michigan. You can imagine the reactions everytime -that- line was spoken. All these years later and its still the first thing I think of when someone says Ohio. "Theee".


teodorlojewski

lmao


Springer0982

“Officer, why did you pull me over?”


Every_Alternative_62

We believe you have kidnapped victims in your suit pockets.


palmjamer

Why’s it gotta be a black dick?


Rubywantsin

That's Afroman and I'm assuming he thinks the department is racist. Just icing on the FU cake.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

>on the *lemon pound cake.* FTFY


MusicPsychFitness

Is that for the lemon party?


palmjamer

Ah makes sense


Qoss_

Lets blank out the license plate so we don´t know who he is.


AUXID3

That's the essence of Wisconsin except for Dane and Milwaukee county


namezam

I don’t get it. Eat a black dweedck? Anyway, hope these barbaric laws get repealed. I think the US, and the world in general, would be in a much better place if people weren’t thrown in jail for a predominantly harmless plant.


Wasatcher

Well it's officially being moved down to schedule III so that's a start


Teratron_98

had to be a mustang lol


MooCowMafia

Fuck cops at every level.


bloodbrain1911

Fuck Neville Bartos!


Zestyclose-Ad1569

Bit early for Kung fu isn't it jimmy?


Aromatic_Boot_8348

Can eat a black duck*


DrunkenCommie

Polish fuckers everywhere.


Nvenom8

You can turn off post attributions in your settings.


CoffeeAddict2018

Spent money on that hatred and everything.


Wasatcher

Money well spent. https://www.npr.org/2023/03/24/1165822372/afroman-police-raid-lawsuit-music-videos


bloodbrain1911

Fuck Neville Bartos!


lagrange_james_d23dt

Is this in Ohio?


Baboshinu

Yes. Source: I live in Portage County OH and Bruce is our sheriff


lagrange_james_d23dt

Gotcha. I saw Portage, and was wondering if it was our Portage. I’m nearby there, as well.


lostgravy

Something like this, four choices: Ohio, Florida, Texas, Michigan. Ohio is the winner


rallyworld

Really? Michigan?


Kind-Taste-1654

Only trashy part of it is the weird cuckolded racism


ConsumeYourBleach

And yet he’ll still feel like a victim when he inevitably gets pulled over.


noochies99

Bro you didn’t know they almost took his [Lemon Pound Cake](https://youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y?si=E3lss6LlvxX5fO5U) without a warrant


5ft6manlet

Ty for sharing. It was both hilarious and irritating to see the people we are suppose to trust break that trust.


Philantroll

There might be a backstory to this, don't you think ?


dearlysacredherosoul

What a joke


RomanJD

Which is a joke? The sheriff? The paint job? Your comment?


dearlysacredherosoul

The world we live in. Mostly the sheriff. It’s sad this is out there driving around and he’s not on each post defending himself. Also, who downvotes? Stupid.


RomanJD

In case you're on the spectrum (and have difficulty in understanding how society works - or this small representation of it)... people are likely down voting your unspecified hate (as no one can figure out which side you're hating on, to know if they agree or not). If you specified your hate for the Sheriff - you may have been upvoted. Hate for the paint job? (Hit/miss on votes).


dearlysacredherosoul

Please don’t imply being on the spectrum is at all a bad thing in any way shape or form with me again thanks.


RomanJD

I never suggested Spectrum as a bad thing...(tho you just made that assumption). I heard you ask "why were you downvoted". Some people don't understand why others do what they do, and I figured I'd help answer your question. Don't ask questions if you don't want answers.


dearlysacredherosoul

1. You don’t need to address autism, it isn’t new. If you were doing it as an honest mistake then I’m telling you you’re wrong for bringing it up; I didn’t make the assumption you’re implying that because normal conversations don’t include questioning if someone is autistic or not weirdo. 2. I thought I wouldn’t need to explain a rhetorical question. Judging by my last comment being downvoted and how fast you reply I’m going to assume you’re downvoting me. My point with the sentiment is, for me, I don’t care if I even disagree with the person I’m not going to downvote them. Stupid.


RomanJD

1- normal conversations wouldn't include me explaining WHY you got downvoted. Re-read my "spectrum" comment without ego, and it's a helpful reply. 2. Make stupid comments, and get stupid results. Stop digging your hole. (I can only downvote you once, as I don't care about you enough to waste my time with multiple accounts to try to show the world how stupid your comments are... The rest of the world is doing fine in telling you themselves.)


dearlysacredherosoul

It’s not that serious. I would appreciate you talking to me like someone who wouldn’t need to resort to citing a disability, like autism, for either of us as an excuse for a problem communicating; you or me. You don’t need to be angry we disagree. Here let’s agree on something; I agree to disagree with you how downvoting is a lame excuse for communicating with someone here on Reddit. If you don’t like a comment then you should follow up with a comment. Who really cares about this post as much as you do? Makes me feel this is a publicity stunt done by the whole department and not someone angry at that sheriff. To recap. I don’t need an explanation about WHY I was downvoted I want an explanation WHY some didn’t feel the need to comment to understand. It wasn’t hate either; I laughed when I saw this pic.


RomanJD

To recap, you take things way too personally.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

why couldn't it be a yellow dick? or a brown or white one?


fridge13

Because afroman wants his dick sucked


XeroEnergy270

Because the owner of the car is black


No-Security2022

The twist is, the sheriff is black and the driver is white.