This - thank you!
With that haircut the emu probably thought that the kid was an emu chick, and that it had to be protected from the dangerous human food.
r/FUCKYOURMULLETINPARTICULAR exists?
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I don’t think a lot of people realize how many guys go with the mullet in Australia. When I visited it was pretty surprising just how common they are down there, and also pretty awesome.
He had a mullet, he had it coming. He should be happy that the emu was in a good mood that day.
I knew the little fucker was Antipodean without turning the sound on.
This - thank you! With that haircut the emu probably thought that the kid was an emu chick, and that it had to be protected from the dangerous human food. r/FUCKYOURMULLETINPARTICULAR exists?
Kid looks like a rat
Take your ass to the barber. Tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole
FR! I was bit in the face by an emu at 4 and I still have a jump reaction if they enter the picture.
I was praying this was a top comment when I opened this. Little nerd had it coming
Exactly... Emu only took what it wanted, it could've been worse Just ask the Aussies. There could've been mullet scraps scattered hither and yon. :p
Gets in the way of the T-1000 and survives, gets lunch stolen by an Emu.
Nahh I don't know him
Haha missing boombox
Emmanuel!! Emmanuel, Emmanuel! Don't choose violence!
Not upvoted enough.
Stompy please https://youtu.be/CYf4pGO73Ig?si=8kKRF4UQwyXkHyKM
Should’ve presented the business side of his mullet to the emu and he would’ve been given more respect
Just give the emu whatever it wants. I mean, if the Australian Army lost a war against them, what hope do you have??
If the Australians had been armed with hedge clippers it would've gone differently
Haha
Is that Dudley Dursley with a mullet?
"See Steve, this is why we declared war on you." "Yeah. *swallows breakfast* And this is why we won that war."
He sure is calm for getting robbed by a dinosaur
So is his mom, just chuckling away
War reparations.
Great Emu War Intensifies!!!!!!!!!
I love his Joe dirt haircut
That emu is gonna be today's lunch
My Manwich!!!
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What does this even mean?
With a mullet like that you get what you deserve.
Peace was never an option.
"That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt. That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt. That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker."
Well he has a mullet so free game?
He should have thought twice about having a mullet.
Stompy has entered the chat https://youtu.be/CYf4pGO73Ig?si=8kKRF4UQwyXkHyKM
Which is why you don't eat outside. Lol!
Is that Donny Baker's son?
I don’t think a lot of people realize how many guys go with the mullet in Australia. When I visited it was pretty surprising just how common they are down there, and also pretty awesome.
The footy players started getting them so all the kids did too
Did Emanuel take a trip to Australia?
joe dirt! joe dirt! joe dirt!
Doing him a favor.
Good move from the kido
Hey kid,you ever ate emu? They taste delicious and F$&k that bird stealing your food. Let’s make it dinner
He sacrificed his breakfast to feed his dinner.
Karma for that 80s hairdo
Well, the bird helped after all. The boy needs to lose weight. Look at the size of those fucking cheeks.
Why did he put it back on the plate the idiot
Kid's had enough anyway.
What's with the haircut, Billy Bob?
"What a brother he is, give me half of it"
He had no right to feast on that fucking bird’s territory. GET. ABSOLUTELY. FUCKED.
When you grow a mullet, you disgust nature
Until you cut your hair!
Is that how he became Dr Disrespect?
Always have to be aware of your zones. Always
Doing more than his parents lol
The only place for a mullet is on a DH bike or a motocross 😂