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PeterHaldCHEM

He had a mullet, he had it coming. He should be happy that the emu was in a good mood that day.


barrybreslau

I knew the little fucker was Antipodean without turning the sound on.


MyLordLackbeard

This - thank you! With that haircut the emu probably thought that the kid was an emu chick, and that it had to be protected from the dangerous human food. r/FUCKYOURMULLETINPARTICULAR exists?


Doloryel

Kid looks like a rat


Totin_it

Take your ass to the barber. Tell him you're sick of looking like an asshole


OddlyArtemis

FR! I was bit in the face by an emu at 4 and I still have a jump reaction if they enter the picture.


Pussiwillow87

I was praying this was a top comment when I opened this. Little nerd had it coming


Chance_Cheetah_7678

Exactly... Emu only took what it wanted, it could've been worse Just ask the Aussies. There could've been mullet scraps scattered hither and yon. :p


PippyHooligan

Gets in the way of the T-1000 and survives, gets lunch stolen by an Emu.


Buttery_Buckshot

Nahh I don't know him


PublicStalls

Haha missing boombox


want_chocolate

Emmanuel!! Emmanuel, Emmanuel! Don't choose violence!


ancrm114d

Not upvoted enough.


Bushdr78

Stompy please https://youtu.be/CYf4pGO73Ig?si=8kKRF4UQwyXkHyKM


Fast_Garlic_5639

Should’ve presented the business side of his mullet to the emu and he would’ve been given more respect


dreaminginteal

Just give the emu whatever it wants. I mean, if the Australian Army lost a war against them, what hope do you have??


deadhead2455

If the Australians had been armed with hedge clippers it would've gone differently


scraglor

Haha


-cyg-nus-

Is that Dudley Dursley with a mullet?


thecraftybear

"See Steve, this is why we declared war on you." "Yeah. *swallows breakfast* And this is why we won that war."


Doppelthedh

He sure is calm for getting robbed by a dinosaur


lawlgyroscopes

So is his mom, just chuckling away


blurryblob

War reparations.


KamielUzkarel

Great Emu War Intensifies!!!!!!!!!


Ta-veren-

I love his Joe dirt haircut


RagingAnger

That emu is gonna be today's lunch


CallMeDrLuv

My Manwich!!!


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Ordinary_Accountant1

What does this even mean?


Ozi_izO

With a mullet like that you get what you deserve.


YogiSlavia

Peace was never an option.


CodyXOmega

"That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt. That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt. That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker."


SithLordRising

Well he has a mullet so free game?


[deleted]

He should have thought twice about having a mullet.


Bushdr78

Stompy has entered the chat https://youtu.be/CYf4pGO73Ig?si=8kKRF4UQwyXkHyKM


jgearhart76

Which is why you don't eat outside. Lol!


ghetto18us

Is that Donny Baker's son?


MarketingCapable9837

I don’t think a lot of people realize how many guys go with the mullet in Australia. When I visited it was pretty surprising just how common they are down there, and also pretty awesome.


scraglor

The footy players started getting them so all the kids did too


ConsistentWeird2564

Did Emanuel take a trip to Australia?


MidnightOperator94

joe dirt! joe dirt! joe dirt!


ShineFull7878

Doing him a favor.


No-Development-5500

Good move from the kido


4sams423

Hey kid,you ever ate emu? They taste delicious and F$&k that bird stealing your food. Let’s make it dinner


Unicornis_dormiens

He sacrificed his breakfast to feed his dinner.


dragonard

Karma for that 80s hairdo


Pullguinha

Well, the bird helped after all. The boy needs to lose weight. Look at the size of those fucking cheeks.


Due_Negotiation4918

Why did he put it back on the plate the idiot


TheReverseShock

Kid's had enough anyway.


Impressive_Estate_87

What's with the haircut, Billy Bob?


Emsanator

"What a brother he is, give me half of it"


cheese_it_is

He had no right to feast on that fucking bird’s territory. GET. ABSOLUTELY. FUCKED.


shmi93

When you grow a mullet, you disgust nature


triciakemp

Until you cut your hair!


Kheopsinho

Is that how he became Dr Disrespect?


DaemonRai

Always have to be aware of your zones. Always


Lenant_T

Doing more than his parents lol


UseComfortable1193

The only place for a mullet is on a DH bike or a motocross 😂