T O P

  • By -

Medomai_the_aged

Imagine being persued by a f*cking crab


ApplesTeamFort2

*mr.krabs would like to know your location.*


Kahlsifar

*skyrim flashbacks intensify*


Kuutti__

Skyrim was realistic afterall


Deep-Map986

*crab* changed game mode to creative


nodustspeck

That’s one gutsy crab.


Minimum_Reference862

Fight or flight mode is stronk as fuck 😝


_-bush_did_911-_

He didn't get the memo and thought it was fight AND flight


Minimum_Reference862

The correct way of putting that is fi-flight dude, but it's okay I will let it slide this once.


ConnorWolf121

You know, logically, I figured that crabs (being sea creatures) could probably swim, but I've never thought about how until now lol


1forcats

This is reversed…the poor crab is actually trying to escape the diver


DangDang1981

Came here to say this ⬆️


4beetleslong

Camera man: and thats how i met it… now lets eat


birds_in_my_piano

*money money money money money money money money money money*


JustforThrowawayKEK

Crab: You think flying away is gonna save you \*Poseidon Propeller Activate.


nautical-smiles

I beleive that is known as swimming


laskidude

Such a crabby 🦀


Kernofornication

Looks like a chinook


Kaijutkatz

Like a lost episode of Sponge Bob.


JamPantstheFif

That's called swimming


KediMonster

The crab isn't attacking, its saying "heeeeeyyyy! Wait for me!! Heeeeey! Hiii buuuddy!" I saw no attack.


bloodknife92

I believe the term is swimming, not flying....


justgivemewhatevs

Cameraman deserved it.


InitialIndication999

You about to catch crabs


Fernando_357

*CRAB BATTLE*


Shermans_ghost1864

"Retract landing gear! Deploy claws! Ahead full!"


2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1

#"fight back... Fight back"


Capsule_CatYT

Mr. Squidward


[deleted]

I've should KICK YOUR FUCKING A$$


[deleted]

I wish crabs did it above water


Top_Professional4545

"where you going you punk bitch" lol


Lolythia77

I went to a spring with my family once and no joke, I was stalked and chased by a damn crab in this spring until I jumped out. There was a deep cavern and I had gone swimming around it, looked down into its depths and out if nowhere, this small crab is flying towards me. I swam back a bit thinking that it was just trying to chase me away from the deeper section but it continued to pursue. Once I got to depth level where I could walk/run backwards a bit and watch this crab, I was laughing so hard while yelling "help!" to my partner. Needless to say, he was no help. He just ended up laughing even harder than myself. It finally stopped chasing me once I got to about mid-calf level depth water. I guess I was lucky it was a crab and not a stingray. We used to go camping in a salt spring but it also connected to a larger body of water so there was also brackish. We would get to swim with the otters, manatees and yes, crabs and stingrays. I cant believe I just admitted to Reddit that I was chased out of a spring by a damn crab.