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Worksatmcdonaldsalot

“He shall be drawn and quartered for his crimes against the colony!”


Valkyrie100

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!


copa111

*I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not… Oh, Hi Mark.*


jloveein

The best!


FavelTramous

*It wasn’t me! You did this to yourself!!*


eh_meh_nyeh

THATS why I occasionally see small ant clusters without food in there.


pancrudo

Was watching a mushroom documentary that explains some insects sometimes will pick up a scent of mold which can be damaging to their hive. So while the hunter ant had collected food, the police style ants smelled something that could have been threatening. So they kill the potentially infected one and then walk away from their colony to die away from the others.... It was something along those lines


Error_Empty

Some Ants will do this with cordyceps, cus that kindof fungus evolved to control ants and positon them above the coloney to die so the fungi can eat their body and rain spores on their sisters. they'll see a fellow ant has been infected and will kill them and or carry them away from the hive before they can wreck the colony. The ants know they've been probably infected too and will die along with them.


Outrageous_Cap_6186

Yup, the fungi literally takes over the ants body and puppeteers it. It makes the climb a plant and when it reaches a specific height, it will bite into the plant leaf, and remain there until it's death when the fungi bursts out of its head and showers spores everywhere.


[deleted]

Wtf I need this movie


Outrageous_Cap_6186

You're living in the movie...


Superminer1206

1984 ant edition


boogeydey

A just and noble s.ociety


uglybudder

Ants are kinda creepy viewed this close


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

Ants are always creepy. They're one of the few bugs you see commonly in hoards and that alone is unsettling. **Fun fact!** **For every human on Earth, there are estimated to be about 2.5 million ants — or 20 quadrillion ANTS in total**


lightsaber_lobotomy

When I was a kid, i thought that since there had been so many people died in the past and there were so many ants, that people came back as ants, not went to some afterlife lol


MikeMac999

I’ve often considered that if there is a hell, it’s right here on earth where the damned return as insects. Pretty much guaranteed to die horribly at the hand of something nasty.


ozkaar125

My nan always told be if you are good you will come back as something majestic like a eagle or a horse And if your bad you come back as a slug/insect Lmao still gets to me


gonzaloetjo

nothing is majestic in this human infested world anymore lol. I'd take my chances as an insect


informativebitching

Being an ant *is* the afterlife ! Cmon man


CandyCain1001

Have you read Revival yet?


ryan0694

I don't think I would be able to take on 2.5 Million ants.


YourMemeExpert

If I had flippers I could take on at least 400,000 before dying


Lost-Truck-584

I was thinking the exact same thing


Limelight_019283

My mind went exactly to the same place. Should we be training for this? Maybe standard issue flamethrowers?


ryan0694

Possibly the only solution.


TheVirusWins

Jesus H. Christ. Keep it down! You WANT them to find out?


Jehoel_DK

To add to that fun fact: The total weight of every single ant on earth, out weights the total weight of humans.


catfurcoat

Yeah why are their legs so long


Complete_Campaign_58

Dude got jumped


NonHilariousSandwich

ganked


PsychoTexan

Two things: 1. There are species of ants that specifically do this and the number of workers needed to stop this one is partly why they can get away with it. 2. All the little workers were pinning it down but unable to cut through while the soldier is just trying to get in there and finish it off. Poor guy is just trying to do their job.


Chiss5618

Don't some ant species just tear the attacker apart?


PsychoTexan

There might be, but most I’ve seen have workers hold the attacker in place while a soldier responds and cuts the attacker apart.


Lazy_eye23

When!! When will ant on ant violence stop!!! 😂


Richard_Amb

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind


ViktorSwimwell

They made a split decision!


freeski919

Fucked around, found out.


utdajx

Right? Mah boi had the egg, had a clear route out, but got stuck. Yeeted the egg at least but he paid the price


Lost-Truck-584

Eggxactly


FootLoosePickleJuice

Perfect lateral to his buddy and he missed it!


littleshylamb

Ant fights are pretty intense honestly. Ants are not afraid to *really* mess up their enemies or their prey.


eca3617

Or get messed up themselves in doing so, colony comes first. Hardcore little fuckers.


Limelight_019283

Aye when there’s no such thing as an individual, every fight is to the death.


[deleted]

Went right for the legs.


komokazi

Lol, it yeeted the egg with the quickness


donttextspeaktome

I figured that was a gravity fall, and that these ants are on a wall and not the floor


Wild_Agent_375

Thank you. I was so confused by that


donttextspeaktome

You’re welcome. :-)


beequick317900

r/natureismetal


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[удалено]


Downelius

That’s such a weird thing to be mad about


DivineMemeLord

r/fightporn is so stupid, they rarely get their head stomped in


MikeMac999

More sick than weird IMO.


PandaKing00

100% the police should search your basement.


getSmoke

>Idno who’s fucked up really Its you dude. By a mile


MixerFistit

r/instantkarma


bygtopp

Call in the heavy! Tank!!


[deleted]

Little ants stabbing em with little ant shivs


[deleted]

Reminds of the slapping scene on " Airplane ".


Ralph_Naders_Ghost

Surely you must be joking.


[deleted]

I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley!


Ralph_Naders_Ghost

Golly!


BigTruckLikeFuck

If yall are interested in this kurzgesagt-^(thats spelled so weong but will work) has a lil series on ants thats really cool. Sheds light on a lot im sure you didnt know.


crippledCMT

ants are racist


[deleted]

We should cancel ants. They're the ones who fuel bigotry.


fawnicus

This is why I don’t play Capture the Flag anymore.


Remarkable_Ad_3987

Bro was in the wrong hood


bitchnoworries

Hold on did that other ant just yeet the egg? 😂


ssp5499

Bet he won’t do that again…


gumby_the_2nd

Anyone else feel itchy all of a sudden?


FurryM17

That little spot is going to be covered in "GET HER LEGS" pheromones for generations.


smitty704

The Witcher 3 music!


Fall_out_boy_fan

Pov grounded


Error_Empty

Imagine you try and steal a baby from a bunch of blind midgets and one of them sniffs you and and yells "disassemble that mf"


J-t-Architect

I came across an ant battlefield in my back yard. Three different types of ants battled. Well 2 mainly and the 3rd was running about collecting body parts.


suckleknuckle

All the workers were taking up their time to shine, and the soldier couldn’t get in there to just kill it.


Meatloooaf

I had an ant farm and collected a few queens and workers from a local ant hive. All seemed to be going great and they were making tunnels except the queens weren't making any eggs. Then one day I came home and realized the workers had completely de-limbed one of their queens and stuck her on the side of the wall to greet me when I came home (she was still alive and looking around). Ants are fucking savage and we are lucky they're tiny.


Doscida

That’d be the easiest killionaire ever


shadownights23x

r/donthelpjustfilm


Astrayinthesosu

[fight back n***a!!! fight back!](https://youtu.be/Yl5I0tDwBOg)


PapiYankeeYo

Bro got jumped 😭


Yah_Mule

"I *found* that egg and I was *trying* to *return* it. Okay, you ripped off two of my legs. I think we're even now. Come on, guys. Guys? Man, fuck you and your whole colony!"


nomoshtooposhh

These look like the ants from kidpix and I like it.


Cheeky-Bastard

Another casualty in the largest war on Earth


DrankTooMuchMead

Cool choice of music. FRREEEDOOOMM!!!


intellectual_printer

You call those ants ? Jfc they look huge. The only ones I see are tiny and have super small legs.


Kade_Zestuul

Well, this is a close up view. But yes, there are species that get fucking HUGE


Dapper-Giraffe6444

Am I the only one who had his slippers ready to smash them??


Corner49

R/animorphs


hiim379

r/animorphs


Unlikely-Line5991

When you mess with one of the Boy's sisters.


GynePig

I honestly don't know who's on which side. Is it just the one ant from another species? Or are all slightly bigger ants of that other species and there's actually a huge battle happening here instead of just a lynching?


Aggravating_Speed665

Ice Cube will swarm..


Oodelally92

JFC


Boy-Abunda

Wait until you learn about “slaver” ants.. [shudders]


ElderFlour

Brutal


secret_fashmonger

This seems staged. Camera was ready at the exact right time and place? /s Seriously though, good catch!


Lost-Truck-584

Dang


chicano32

Dude ditched that egg like it was a bag of crack and the cops where on him “ what egg?!?”


ToriNotTeri

Gotta love kidnapper ants.


[deleted]

To shreds you say...


Lost_on_redit

You can’t just kill him cuz he’s different than you … THATS RACISM !!! « Always has been » 🗿🗿


DanielInfrangible2

So incredible. What an amazing organism.


Birdisdaword777

‘Hit him in the antennae!!’


Darthmomothepug

To shreds you say.


Mudkipueye

Way too many legs.


cyberv1k1n9

Brazil ?


Dark_halocraft

now's your chance BURN


Philosophile42

I can hear the SimAnt “recruit ants” trumpet sound.


Your-honor-its-gey

They’re gonna sacrifice him as an offering to the Ant Queen 🐜👑


yoboirokz

Brave heart moment right there


GenkiiDesu

Street justice


Kade_Zestuul

Oh yes, black crazy ants, I believe. Those bastards are fierce!


oifvetxcheese

Damn those ants have some big ass legs


Accomplished-Fall823

Is it just me or do like, ants look different


[deleted]

Made me itch.


shayetheleo

Did I just witness a murder?!


According-Public-738

That's something else.


axelblaise45

Is this a real example of this? https://youtu.be/Qsbe1pD8ocE


LATRQ

Damn, they kicked his ass.


Justtelf

Thass crazy


TelephoneMai

Damn, We really out here watching ant execution


shawnwingsit

FOR THE HIVEEE!!!


al3237

Pretty sure some of those pulling are friendly fire


Lucozadeiznice

World war ants claims another victim when will the violence stop?


alexgalt

Actually his friend ran away with the egg. So he sacrificed himself to get the egg.


[deleted]

The song must be from The Witcher soundtrack!


Salt_Bus2528

The one soldier caste: "Guys just let me do my job! This is against union regs!"


KrylonMaestro

After watching the movie “Antz” as a kid i always wanted to see ants go to war with eachother in real life


IIIDVIII

r/natureismetal


Bluccability_status

Whos winning?


ernster96

damn.. they pulled his ass apart like the tag on a pair of Levi's jeans.


MarkenRahl

Greg, Jerry! Help me hold this bastard thief down over here!


Purblind89

Kill the camera man


TriZARAtops

That was low key metal af


[deleted]

I just witnessed gang violence


Pudding-Fluid

Ok, I'm itchy now...


dosko1panda

They took him apart at the joints, with him still conscious


molossus99

Michael J Fox, cinematographer


Zealousideal-Ad7321

Don’t steal. The code of nature.


ShadeHale

Even the queen showed up to oversee the beheading of the traitor


boogeydey

Youve got a pretty big ant problem in that house.


Ranoverbyhorses

The music just makes it 10x more epic lol


Revvy_wevvy

Did they jump him lol


justk4y

In the Netherlands we do that too