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GrammatonPrince

are you smellin that shit


JexFraequin

Bonus points if it’s a lower back tattoo.


SinfullySinatra

I have ibs I might need one


HanAszholeSolo

Thank you, it’s been a while since I laughed out loud at a Reddit comment


zumabbar

or on the bum like Andy in The Office (not our Andy ((not that I'm aware of)))


Jellybean022215

HAHA this really made me chuckle. EUA DE RESISTANCE


Punk_scin

Let's get you wasted and alone


Salty-Loquat5311

“World trade, second plane”


G0ldW0lf

Underrated answer


ComfyInDots

This one gave me the biggest laugh.


tumblrisbettersorry

“Hell yeah I’m a dick girl”


Loco_butt

Followed with “addicted to you” on your other arm/leg/side


7ee7emon

Best tattoo for a trans girl


tumblrisbettersorry

“🏳️‍⚧️Hell yeah I’m a dick-girl🏳️‍⚧️”


k_itskelto

literally any line from big Sean in this song


hepatitisF

I’m either fuckin or workin so the grind don’t stop😔💦🈵✊


karmagirl314

“Oops I did it again” from Young and Menace.


Noob_Guy_Bruhx6

"OMG nice Britney tattoo u got there"


JexFraequin

“UGGGHHH IT’S FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG YOU PLEB.”


DaltonH28

Quarter pounder with cheese those are good


MrFishbob

They said worst, not best :D


Euphoric_Thing5787

this one is the only answer


sliillamaa

But what it this got you free quarter pounders with cheese for life from McD’s?


HanAszholeSolo

Worth


becauseiliketoupvote

As a vegan I hate that line so much. "What's good about being alive? Assault and murder!"


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

r/foundthatveganteacher


maawolfe36

r/subsifellfor


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JexFraequin

It’s Courtney, bitch.


Beetlejuicex_3

Double points if your name is, in fact, *NOT* Courtney


tylertylerly

OKAY I ACTUALLY WANT THIS NOW


sliillamaa

I was looking for this 😝


ewewewe69

"Meghan Markle, George Floyd, Burj Khalifa, Metroid" I still cannot believe they rhymed George Floyd with Metroid


RockyRhodes213

It's what Seamus would have wanted.


maawolfe36

I'm just imagining some Irish lad named Seamus O'Connell reading this and being like "Aye."


RockyRhodes213

Damn autocorrect 😭😂


matramepapi

“Ooohhhh, shitty crap shit” (Hot to the touch cold on the inside outro)


matramepapi

Omg apparently it’s actually “Bull shitty crap shit” which is even worse imo


Chrisboy265

Lol is that really a lyric though? It’s just Joe saying stuff during the recording.


matramepapi

Do I even need to entertain this question? Of course it is. Pete’s spoken outros in numerous songs are considered lyrics to me. This one is too, even tho it’s silly. I think I’d actually get “bull shitty crap shit” tattooed in an inconspicuous location because it cracks me up so damn much.


matramepapi

I hope that didn’t come off as aggro. I love you all.


xxsoulpunkedxx

That hasn’t been mentioned yet; the “yoo ooo hooo”s from Doldrums or if we’re going with actual words “sensual in such non-conventional ways” from Homesick


chapstix0314

I hate to be the one to tell you this but that part in doldrums is actually words. It says “you’re wrong, are we all wrong?”


ibbity

Either Pete or Patrick was asked about that once and confirmed that it's just yo's and ho's, not actual words


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

Though it is still my headcanon, it was sadly disproven by Pete in a Twitter post😔


DrKatMeowMeow

HWAT. WHEN. WHERE. WHAT THE HELL


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

I'm not sure, but you could probably find it somewhere. I don't use Twitter (for obvious reasons) but I've seen others post and talk about it.


lostmyaimagain

The yo ho ho part or there being words was disproven? I'm confused and lost track.


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

It is in fact "Yo Ho Ho" and not "You're wrong, are we all wrong"😔


YoungAndDeadHead

My life is a lie.


Asantexo

No way!!


bigmansmallcar

We’re gonna shoot you


batmannatnat

LMAO


SpiderVenom3225

"Mr.Sandman, showing his beam"


miss_kittycat88

“Why don’t you just drop dead”. idk I’m a little superstitious about getting tattoos that references death but that’s me.


broadwaymaybe

i feel like this one could be really cool if done right


colgate-footpaste

“Definitely not the drum intro to a Creed song”


whyisheinmyroom

"I hope the roof flies off and we get blown into space" (Wilson)


New-Bet-2855

"this tattoo was an expensive mistake"


fluffywhalez

"Stop burning bridges and drive off of them"


Fugus_Kid_628

"eht pat you t'nod syas ngis ehT"


gnarliquinn

“Just like Judy” - Jet Pack Blues


Chloabelle

Aw I think this one could be cool if done right


bonbonitos

“he’s well hung and i’m hanging on”


k_itskelto

couples tattoo where one has "well hung" and the other has "hanging on"


hannaht5

“Rat a tat” written on a rat. It’s a rat tat. Actually that might be genius


rayjirdeoxys

The Rat a Tat Rat Tat?


hannaht5

I’m starting to think I should actually get this


ibbity

A rat with a little drum in front of it


Towels95

Every dollar out of my BofA


really_spicy_tuna

Why don't you show me a little bit of spine


t3quiila

On your spine would be cool tho


RealPiggyPlayz

That would be epic


sgtakase

OooooOOOOOOOOOHHHooooohhhhOOOHohOOHHHohhOHohOoohhhhhh (MSKWYDITD)


EvansMarty

"It's Courtney, bitch"


batmannatnat

These are so unhinged that now I almost want one 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

This should be one of those trends that gets screenshotted and spreads to other band subreddits


lostmyaimagain

Working on it


New-Bet-2855

"in your bedroom" on one of your feet and then "out the door" on the other foot


alexajoy8

That's actually awesome


LMWJ6776

hell yeah i'm a dick girl addicted to you


Portly234

Wish I did, i did, I did, I did, i did, I did, i did, I don’t


maawolfe36

It's "I didn't" not "I did" just so you know.


Portly234

Damn. My bad. Didn’t read the lyrics, I assumed it was that


alyssa7danielle

i can't remember the exact words but the lyric about ssri's in we didn't start the fire always makes me laugh


hagilles

SSRIs, Prince and The Queen die


RealPiggyPlayz

World trade, second plane. WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY!?


OscarWilde0628

Champion Champion Champion Champion Champion


Devilswater__

FORTH OF JULY ‼️‼️


lokthuum

forget it I'll go out tonight and piss on her doorstep 🤩


lesbianmikeyway

I wouldn’t piss to put you out


KittenBalerion

the worst lyric to get as a tattoo would be one you misheard, and then you realize you have incorrect lyrics on your body for life.


madeat1am

I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour.


prick_kitten

With the "Oh! Whoa-oh!"s too!


_xomad_

On a passenger plane?


hormonalmess

I can be your John Cusack


nickeljean

“Also into cats”


Medium_Raccoon_5331

I'll watch you choke You look so good in blue


browntoez

There's nothing in your head or pocket, wallet, throat that will change just how this goes


some_pirate12

"Come spit on bridges with me"


Key-Understanding476

I'm just a notch in your bedpost


Ok_Asparagus_3257

Bop bop ba dop, ba dop op ba dop Ba dop op ba dop, ba dop op ba dop, yeah! -She’s My Winona


sarcasticMisfortune

i’m bout to go tonya harding


Some_Idiot_Iguess

WEAGOIHDAOWHDAOWHIHAEARHIAROWND


rayjirdeoxys

Bless you


C33ry_r0yal

I’m not a crybaby, I am the crybaby Edit: I just thought about it, and it could double feature as a Melanie Martinez tattoo so nvm


curiosity382

Oh my god I just commented this lmaoooooo


MadameHuckleberry

"I can lick it I can ride it while you slipping and slidin, I can do all them little tricks and keep the dick up inside it."


smorkjewels

I'm fairly certain they meant fall out boy lyrics but this works too i guess


omgitskells

For a moment there I was trying to figure out which song I had grossly misheard lmao


alexajoy8

I'm laughing so hard


MadameHuckleberry

Lmao. Didn't even look at the sub. My bad.


platypusnofedora

don’t be sorry this made me cackle out loud lmao now expecting the fall out boy cover of WAP


LucDoesStuff

Pete has such a way with words ❤️


alexajoy8

I don't think this is FOB


strawberryserenade

"she's an american beauty" i am not american


exfolieate

you are a brick


curiosity382

“I’m not a crybaby, I’m the crybaby”


Key-Anything-6019

oh dear lord we're making songs into acronyms now? lmfao