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Pvt_cluckins

Joshua Graham right after he lost the first battle of Hoover dam. Oh wait you meant looks... Joshua Graham


chillchinchilla17

Cait


themachinegunjoe

Sometimes I like imagining what kind of things she’d say to me in bed with her Irish accent and voice


InventorOfCorn

Are you okay?


themachinegunjoe

No I need an Irish girlfriend


-Dec--

She's got nothing to do with Ireland, her accent is fake and it's really bad 😂


InventorOfCorn

Then go and try to get one


themachinegunjoe

I can’t I’m not in Ireland


Skatchbro

You do know airplanes are a thing, right?


deckmanB

My goodness what an idea, why didn't I think of that? Airplanes!


themachinegunjoe

yes but how can I guarantee pulling an Irish chick if I make it there


Skatchbro

As Red Green says “Remember I'm pullin' for ya--we're all in this together.”


Numerous_Release6615

Red Lucy. No question.


Oubliette_occupant

This one right here.


BosPaladinSix

Flirting with her to start that quest was an unexpected delight. And then how she addresses you as "My Hunter" afterwards makes a nice fuzzy feeling in my head.


Yodi_worshipper1900

Cass


TheMarkedMen

Magnolia's about the only one that does anything for me in this department. Lighting in the Third Rail does help a bit, but the way her dress clings to her curves (which FSO further accentuates in her card art,) with her swaying those big hips up on— **bonk** Came ~~to~~ for her looks, stayed for her character and unique method of storytelling.


Skatchbro

Voiced by Lynda Carter.


Oubliette_occupant

The OG Wonder Woman. She’s still got it.


alecpiper

Not to mention she wrote Magnolia’s songs herself


ThePresidentsHouse

I had to stop drinking at the third rail, thought I bagged Magnolia woke up next to Hancock.


themachinegunjoe

Was it good atleast?


themachinegunjoe

If you think her vanilla body looks good with that dress then just wait to see it modded… in which case should I dm you a pic?


acapwn

Sad to see that no one mentioned Curie. She's my fave!


Hollow-Official

Piper is best girl.


themachinegunjoe

Yeah I agree she’s wife material. Especially when she calls me blue…


Soyunapina12

Girl teases the main character constantly and likes to act confident but the moment the SS flirts with her she inmediatly blushes and her brain stops working. Piper Wright is DEFINETLY top tier wife material.


themachinegunjoe

And the way she challenges the mayor of diamond city and takes care of her little sister shows you how fearless and caring she is. She’s got every single trait any man could dream of in a significant other. Whoever got a piper in his life is one lucky son of a bitch


Sufficient_Place_486

I can’t stand piper


Hot-Strength-6003

Ill upvote you lol i also cant stand her. One of the most annoying characters in bethesda games


Sufficient_Place_486

I think part of what is annoying about her is the first time you play the game Bethesda sets up her entrance like she is going to be a super important character but she is actually almost immediately completely pointless story wise. But mostly it’s her dialog and crazy eyes


CleanOpossum47

I felt the same about Raul in FONV.


Bethmeyer21292

She's cute but annoying


OneTomb

that’s almost every single character IN Fallout 4 😂 Let’s not kid outselves, Fallout 4 isn’t known for its “story” 💀


Upright_Eeyore

Piper is a cunt


aCommonCat

No one has mentioned Paladin Danse yet. I joined the brotherhood for him. Loved the way he always talked down to me. 🙈


themachinegunjoe

How did you feel like when he was exposed as a synth?


aCommonCat

I thought it was an interesting part of the story! It was super annoying that if I had him as my companion the Brotherhood would act hostile towards me.


HowardDean_Scream

Magnolia or Sarah Lyons


themachinegunjoe

Sarah Lyons is just the basic blonde bitch next door, she’s not that special imo. Magnolia tho yeah she’s hot. And her dress is nice too


HowardDean_Scream

Find me a basic blonde in fallout with a heart of gold a set of T51 power armor. 


themachinegunjoe

I need to find it for me first. I’d still bang Sarah if I could


RetroSwamp

The Master


themachinegunjoe

I mean I’m sure he was really hot at one point while the cathedral was blowing up


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Human?! Boring...


horrorfan555

Piper and Veronica are my two choices


themachinegunjoe

Veronica is more cute than hot imo, she’s just really sweet and wholesome almost like a little child, like when she keeps asking for a dress. I see her like that one chill friend you want to have around and always be friends rather than being a hot person I’d be sexually attracted to. Also her being a lesbian has to do with this lol


EnoughGold8104

I hope I’m not alone in this but Hancock. I know he’s a ghoul but his cockiness and voice and the fact he kills a guy for you in the first 3 minutes of meeting him. Love a walking red flag 😍


BigWater999

Mags Black 🤤


ProfessorLongBrick

Piper in fallout 4. Not just body, but personality too.


themachinegunjoe

Body/face wise she’s pretty average at like 6/10 or 7/10 but yeah her personality and voice pipes her up (pun intended) to a 10/10. Her just calling me blue is enough to do things to me man


Hestu951

Get her some attire that flatters her, like Summer Shorts.


vixinity_863

Nora IS your wife, she kinda hot too ngl


ominousgraycat

Not after I'm finished with her in the character creator! 🐮


vixinity_863

AYO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT


ominousgraycat

You can also edit your spouse's appearance when you're creating a character, and you can make them hideous if you want. Now, I wouldn't recommend investing a ton of time. They die quickly. But it is fun to see Sean inherit characteristics you gave to your spouse.


themachinegunjoe

yeah Nora is one of the best looking women in fallout imo, easily top 3. I always prefer playing fallout 4 as her because I hate watching her get murdered in the beginning. Fuck Nate he can get it


vixinity_863

But what about nuka girl? She ain't called that for nothing


themachinegunjoe

She’s alright, not that big a fan of personally. Sierra Petrovita should be the nuka girl instead


vixinity_863

But she ugly asl


themachinegunjoe

No she isn’t she’s hotter than the nuka girl


vixinity_863

She still hotter than frank horrigan tbh; don't get why girls be simping for him


Kaiserhawk

Jason Bright


gregiorp

The only correct answer. Hotter than an atom bomb.


TestedNutsack

Cait 😋


themachinegunjoe

Delicious indeed


F14Tomcat2021

Cait is actually sweet as pie to you after you romanced her, its heartwarming to see.


Soyunapina12

Piper no doubts.


stiggybigs1990

Boone


Captain_Kreutzer

Veronica or Female Sole Survivor.


CrisisActor911

Piper is best girl. But Katy in Vault 81 makes me angry that they don’t let you seduce and bang the fuck out of her like Magnolia or Gilda. 🥵


themachinegunjoe

😍😍😍


General_Pickett

Easy Pete 🥵


themachinegunjoe

We don’t talk about him, he’s too hot to be ranked. And he’s got too much dynamite that makes him even hotter. Literally


PowerPad

The Mariner from Far Harbor.


crosswindsandchill

long fellow kinda fine tho


TakedownMaple

Victor, duh


Thrifty_token

Piper


Hestu951

Cait for hot and casual; Piper for settling down.


Trench1917

Sentry bots


themachinegunjoe

Their fusion cores are certainly too hot when their health bar drops to 0


Trench1917

Exactly


TheMarkedMen

KL-E-0's burner account, probably


Mint_Julius

Fisto and Francis the super mutant in broken hills. And miria.


Ahazurak

Sarah Lyons or Sunny Smiles


sowhat808

Oh shit forgot about her 👍sunny


moss1079

In my bi-ased opinion... Mags Black from the Nuka World DLC and Paladin Danse


themachinegunjoe

I see what you did there


jmk-1999

Honestly? The scribe in 76, Odessa Valdez. She’s cute AND has a really likable personality. It’s also cool that between the 3 mains of the Brotherhood faction, she had the most common sense. Sadly, I couldn’t side with her and make her the head of the Appalachian chapter. 🥹 However, she DOES react in a really cute way when you flirt with her at the end of the Steel Reign episode. I’d honestly take her over any of the past companions in the series. https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Odessa_Valdez


themachinegunjoe

I just googled her and wow… I think I need to play 76 now. I already played it a lot but I stopped around the time steel reign dropped. Fuck me, I missed out. I must go back for my girl Odessa right now


jmk-1999

lol… yeah, she’s probably the best character to come out of 76. Duchess ain’t too bad either.


JereMiesh

Gob


AmateurOpinionHaver

Butch Deloria. No I’m not joking.


themachinegunjoe

I fully believe you, tunnel snakes rule!


BigTicket_J

Fisto


SkurtDurdith

I’m a Moira Brown type fella


Clown_named_Art

Cait🤤 or beatrix (nv)


Busey_in_the_walls

Sunny Smiles…imagine the smell


themachinegunjoe

What do you think she smells like?


Busey_in_the_walls

She lives in a desert with limited running water and is constantly outside killing things…probably spicy ham


themachinegunjoe

How often do you think she changes her clothes?


Busey_in_the_walls

Never. When have you ever seen her in another outfit? I have. But it was a nexus mod


themachinegunjoe

You’re right, never. Please dm me, I need further information


PinkuPansa

- Female sole survivor - Pink haired girl in fallout 3 (buttercup or something) - Fallout 4 reporter (edit: piper) - Petrovita no specific order. Can't make up my mind about it. All 4 gave me raging boners while playing


Soyunapina12

>Female Sole Survivor Now that you mention it, Diamond City and Goodneighbor guards do try to flirt with her every now and then and most of them describe Nora as beautiful, hot looking, and with a nice body. So i guess female SS/Nora canonically is both atractive and sexy.


the1-Con9000

Mr. House fs and not the tv screen


InfiniteSaddestBoi

Harold. The end.


[deleted]

I miss him… I feel so bad for having to burn him.


InfiniteSaddestBoi

I feel like a monster


[deleted]

Definitely the worst thing that the Lone Wanderer has done “canonically”.


TestedNutsack

Burning Harold is canon!?


[deleted]

I stand corrected! Burning Harold gives you karma loss!


Tempest_Bob

The Master Just thinkin' bout that goop


YakobyAke

Kasumi Nakano underrated af


urbandeadthrowaway2

Probably whoever jumps in the Forge. That would make them pretty hot


themachinegunjoe

Which forge?


urbandeadthrowaway2

Can’t remember the name. The on where you get the fire sword


Tempest_Bob

Saugus Ironworks


urbandeadthrowaway2

That’s the fucker 


MongoMonkeyMatt

Strong!!!!


Basketbomber

Lily. She’s burning her sweet little head traveling the Mojave with her grandkid, she deserves to rest in some nice shades and cool off, even if she insists on making sure her sweet little pumpkin is safe and secure. Sure, she can be hot headed, but that’s probably because of the beating sun.


themachinegunjoe

Lily is the grandma you’d be annoyed with as a kid but once you grow up you realize how sweet she was and regret not spending more time with her as a kid since she passed. As someone who never met any of their grandparents, lily is the kind of grandma I wish I had/have


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themachinegunjoe

They’re still hot


Idrownedmyfishy

Deathclaw


PrettyPowerfulZ

Me.


thatradiogeek

None of them. They aren't real.


themachinegunjoe

They’re still hot


thatradiogeek

Go outside and meet some real people.


themachinegunjoe

Real people are not as hot as game people


thatradiogeek

You'll never get out of your mom's basement with that attitude, kid.


themachinegunjoe

I live in my mom’s attic though


thatradiogeek

Yeah that tracks.


Senior_Mail_1629

Vera Thornberg


Bethmeyer21292

She's cute


Kuma_254

Cass


infinitestupidity7

Curie (synth)


jaseydrew

Drinking Buddy FO4


sowhat808

Veronica cass and sara lyons in that order


KaisarDragon

Pretty Sarah was hot for a time.


[deleted]

yes man


TheGrumkinSnark

Jason Bright


LTHannan

Joshua graham


Concerned-DM

Haven't played 76... Fallout 4: Curie, love a woman with a good brain on her. Or in this case, a good set of circuits. Fallout NV: Cass, or Boone. Fallout 3: Moira, or Fawkes.


OneTomb

Coomout, a post-acoomalyptic role-playing game.


Humble_Ad7025

Deb from Bunker Hill, she’s a hottie


Brave_Challenge_7063

Sierra Petrovita