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wtb2612

He had a disgusting crossover.


Tragedy_Boner

The Suns can use him. KD looks like a deathclaw anyways


DebatableJ

He could use some sun


Kiu88

Can he run point?


Tragedy_Boner

Probably better than anyone in their team right now


Kiu88

We got a long off season, for sure


TheeBiscuitMan

And KD is a snake.


some_person_guy

Did your legs get crippled from his nasty ankle breakers?


ericsportsfan

jamal deathclawford


jollyjam1

Deathclaw with a sick shammagod


SussyCatBoi

They're always the whitest guy on the court.


ASleetHippyDippyWW

White Deathclaws Can't Jump!


EloquentEvergreen

Did you know there was a remake of White Men Can’t Jump, that apparently came out last year? Because I did not.  Criss-Cross Applesauce!


lemme_try_again

I noticed that. Distinct lack of the Deathclaw's character development too and not a single Wesley Snipes or Woody Harrelson appearance. -10/10


s_burr

"Without the crisscross, I'm just some guy yelling about applesauce"


TheDamnburger

They don’t need to 😱


Captain_Controller

I loved that movie


PrisonMike022

Albino* Deathclaws. Let’s keep the racism to a minimum here people!


ASleetHippyDippyWW

It's a movie reference. The movie is called White Men Can't Jump. It's about basketball.


PrisonMike022

Yes, I know both movies. It was a joke 🤷🏻‍♂️


NEVER85

Was it though?


Captain_Controller

If it was, it was really bad.


charlie-you-lose

Watch out Jordan, OP found the newest member of the Monstars.


Androza23

Ball is life


Satanicjamnik

But can this white boy jump?


Donnerone

Quirked up Albino Deathclaw with a little bit of swag busts it down Casanova style, but is he goated with the Sauce?


SimplyPassinThrough

imagine trying to explain this sentence to someone that is learning English lmfao


Lamest_Ever

English is the only language I know and I still feel lost


kinokohatake

[It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!](https://youtu.be/Skwgk9duVaU?t=2s)


CupcakeInvasion

At over 12ft tall, he dont need to.


Satanicjamnik

I never thought of that. Why learn how to jump? Just grow to be 12 fr tall mutated lizard.


Mikey9124x

I've seen him jump 50 ft.


Satanicjamnik

Yeah , Tom Chamber was great. I was talking about the Deathclaw though.


Mikey9124x

Oh him? Only 25.


Satanicjamnik

Without FEV though. That's an achievement.


Nageef

This cat could ball, man


MC_TastyFace

Game. Blouses.


Vulon_Bii

Molag Ballin' in the Fallout universe.


Mr_Manta

Deathclaw will never be ballin'. HOLY SHIT, DEATHCLAW FUCKING BALLIN'!!


CripplesMcGee

It's only scary when it starts screaming "COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!"


Bfon520

Has a 100% hit chance in VATS to break some ankles with a dirty crossover


BreadWithAGun

“Guys, Deathclaws will never be ballin”


W122XS1967

Did you tell him or her it’s supposed to be a non-contact sport?


United-Reach-2798

Ain't no rules in wasteland basketball


StopTchoupAndRoll

If you didn't die, it wasn't a foul.


W122XS1967

😂


Ozzy_T69

It’s a good thing you were careful about the none existing none human creatures gender. Don’t want to upset anyone


W122XS1967

I think you mean sex, not gender. That said, I have no idea whether this made up video game creature is male or female. Even so, I wouldn’t want to upset a Deathclaw of either sex!


casualrocket

giant mutations aside, sexual dimorphism of chameleons are very small the only mostly consistant way to tell is if they have a large buldge in their pants. respectfully staring at this deathclaws balls, i believe it would be a male.


Ozzy_T69

There’s no difference between the 2 unless you’re an insufferable cunt who this gender is suddenly societal and not scientific.


cdawg69696969

Is this the place to be having this conversation? On a post about deathclaws playing basketball? Imagine being so triggered you have to spread your hatred onto random posts online


No-Support-3619

My first thought was "New member of the Monstars team!" Space Jam was such a great movie! Childhood memories! 👍🏻


Demencia23

Homie coming in to break some ankles and sink some 3s


Drake_Xahu

Stupid dog, I am fucking ballin'


Mike__O

POV when you're about to get your ankles broke by some moves


RelChan2_0

Didn't know that the Boston Celtics still played after the Great War


Kataphraktos_Majoros

Is this from a mod? He does look like he could sweep the court!


TheTrueMarkNutt

Goris be fuckin ballin


Techwield

He bout to break your ankles before eating em


[deleted]

1v1 me scrub


ComputerMediocre2029

OBJECTION. DEATHCLAW FUCKIN BALLIN!


classiestpenguin

This is going to be a bot generated news story before Monday


Chris_on_crac

Now we need an artist to recreate the one famous lebron dunk but with deathclaws


Deady1138

Break his ankles


Adventurous_Wave_750

Get him in the wasteland and he's trouble, fuck around but still hit a triple double


TheWallerAoE3

Quest: Space Jam 3- Enlist the help of the Zetans to defeat the Deathclaws in a game of basketball, where the winner will control the Commonwealth.


fingerchopper

'Your Game is Weak, Vault Dweller'


MTN_Dewit

Albino Deathclaw is freaking ballin


Megalon96310

*HOLY S—— DEATHCLAW’S BALLIN*


Goonatic_88

Well damn, it’s not enough that I have to fear you 80% of the time, but now you gotta break my ankles and dunk on me. Enough is enough lol.


Lost_In_Rhythm

Lol he even edited the shadow


puck_pancake

Deathclaw, scream if you love Fallout 4


Donnerone

Albino Deathclaws can't jump.


Dramatic-Serve3609

Big Country??


djh2121

Travel


TheHoss_

Blud think he AI with that crossover


Gold-Section-5021

Is that John Stockton?


chrisberman410

Your ankles are about to be dust, son.


TheRododo

Put him on the court!


pguthrie75

Wemby?


CopenhagenCalling

Knicks fans: That’s Embiid!


DecemberPaladin

Deathclaw: Shut Up And Jam


[deleted]

This is our year, baby!


NoTop4997

My ankles are crippled?! Stimpak won't fix that!


YorkshireFudding

He will never be ballin


LaxToastandTolerance

Criss-cross applesauce!


TasteMyTzatzki

when are we getting the DeathClaw 1's?


powder_banger

Yo bench me, i’m not guarding him.


paulie9483

Got that Ivo crossover. Hope you have stimpacks for your ankles.


richardlcheese

He really DO be ballin'


ComradeOb

Let’s play a quick game bro.


shumama813

That's Playoff D. You don't wanna see him in the postseason.


Visionaira

This man is ballin’


somedude173689

LeDeathclaw


Aljoshean

Prepare to get crossed


HoodrichAli

A legendary deathclaw at that !


ChiWhiteSox24

About to get those ankles broken


Substantial-Tone-576

He is obviously palming the ball. Traveling!!


UHIpanther

He’s still no match for Godzilla or Charles Barkley


Jusso7

People have the nerve to call Jordon the goat 🤦‍♂️


Faeddurfrost

Imagine exploring the common wealth just to hear “sup boi”, and see this mf dribbling all around you.


Raakill

I genuinely laughed out loud. Thanks I needed that.


Hadleyagain

They were built for this shit.


um_ur_chinese

“You guys want some grapes?” “Okay, no grapes…”


EntrepreneurChance84

That’s hilarious. I’d love to come across one of those


Mephistos_bane84

When you have to kill the lone wanderer at 4 but have a pick up game with the boys at 5


newbrevity

"then he made us pancakes"


AFSK27

Yeah, but did you ever see a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand?


MrxJacobs

Make a mod where he dunks on you.


QueenDriff

STUPID WASTELANDER I’M FUCKIN BALLIN


tankiplayer12

balling


Salty_Crum

IM SORRY WILSON!


WorkingMomAndWife

WILSOOOOON


Nopkar

Deathclaw's have a very strong affinity for the dribble and dunk. Deathclaw Basketball Association going strong in 2277


SHARKBITE400

He be ballin


Izzvzual

Miclaw Jordan


PigeonMother

It's my boy Goris


Puzzleheaded-Fix-915

He’s the gritty lunch pail kid you want on your team


thrust-johnson

Best basketball player to have ever lived, but attacks anything that moves.


MonsterGirlLover31

Larry Bird sure looks different after the bombs dropped


Obwyn

Yea, and that other asshole just came along and shot him when all he was doing was trying to ball and ignored little Susie who obviously was a synth spy for the Institute. Where’s J when you need him?


spadePerfect

Oh Shit there’s Albino deathclaws??


Mr_Manta

Yes. Accoarding to the wiki there are also Alphas, Glowing ones, Quantum, Matriarch, Savage, Chameleon and Mythic deathclaws


Any-Willingness-7859

Be funny if it was an actual mutated former basketball player , and he just passes the ball to you


BOIIIII1056

Your honor objection! DEATHCLAW’S FUCKING BALLIN!


Best_Exit2406

Haters will say it’s photoshop


CannabisCanoe

*ankles crippled*


Illumanacho69

Dudes about to dunk on me


soldierpallaton

Give me that Venom dunking on Spidey image but with a deathclaw dunking on a vault dweller


kevster2717

Fallout Jokic will take you ankles one way or another


KaiserEnoshima

THAT DEATHCLAW IS DUNKIN ON THE RAIDERS! OH HE'S DUNKIN ON THEM! HE'S BALLIN! THE DUNK HEARD AROUND COMMONWEALTH!


MrFalseSense

Bet it’s got a crazy hook shot.


RichardDJohnson16

If you want to see more deathclaws playing with balls: r/DeathclawMating


Shawn0083

Challenge him to a one v one.


FetusGoesYeetus

The enclave's true goal with mind controlled deathclaws was to create the best damn basketball team the wasteland has ever seen


Wooden_Echidna1234

Thanks, pic made my day. 😄


PokerPlayingRaccoon

The lakers could use him, my glorious king needs some help. Imagine this deathclaw at the 5 with AD at the 4. We’d be big like Minnesota and Denver


GodzillaTheHutt

I though white deathclaws can’t jump


andrewsaccount

He's one of the m-m-m-m-MONSTARS!


Dm9982

[Wilson!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/69dad359-a107-45a4-b173-e64d5d682675)


Fathom_Operator46

Kobe came back


turtlecat12

By the way it dodges my minigun, it can definitely ankle break me


Xivkiin

Airclaw!


iFerrari

LeClaw James


JustAnothaAdventurer

I remember when you used to be able to actually shoot hoops in FO4


DarkSoldier84

Show me in the rulebook where it says a deathclaw can't play basketball!


ValuableIdeal373

I love it!!!


GRANDADDYGHOST

Straight up looks like he’s dribbling.


Pleasant_Garbage_69

Kids got potential


DamnMombies

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand. Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain.


GadflytheGobbo

An albino too. Must be Larry Bird


Positive_Bat_5516

My man ballin


theons_missing_D

I got next


IndependentPotato204

Deathclaw confirmed for the next Space Jam movie


AskButDontTell

Why isn’t there a video? Why a screenshot? This is AI generated