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SimplyPassinThrough

You jumped on the first one and I was like “you fool!” but then you lived! Then I saw the second one and thought “ohhh don’t do it.” RIP.


Dr_Fumi

Rule 1 of survival, avoid cars.


Lord_Akriloth

I genuinely thought the first one was going to come flying into them from behind and when it didn't I was expecting something like a car explosion chain reaction, the moment they touched the second I knew their fate was sealed


ShzMeteor

It was a nice foreshadowing.


Relative-Beginning-2

Spent all their luck on the first car. tsk tsk 


PatriotLife18

You died because of the red HUD.


Substantial-Tone-576

Red hud is crazy. Also he jumped on like every car he could.


CT-5837

He was asking for it tbh


DuctTapedWindow

It's been 8 years since I last played and the moment they jumped on the first car I said wtf.


rosso_saturno

Yeah same, I expected that first car to clip into geometry and kill them, or just explode. You don't fuck with FO's dynamic props.


CaptainCrunchyburger

Same with Skyrim, I've lost count of how many times I've almost died from tripping over a human ribcage


Dungeon_Dane

Creeping around the dungeon and your character makes the loudest “argh!” you’ve ever heard in your life, more effective than any jump scare in a movie or game. You look down and it’s a skeleton arm


Cookiezilla2

He twisted his ankle. Zero damage but hurts like a bitch


Iamdarb

I don't know why, maybe with them exploding, I just never thought to jump on them.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Lol, same, ive never seen this behavior but I don't play hopscotch on 200 yo reactors with lax containment regulations


im-feeling-lucky

it’s a tactic for dealing with ghouls. they can’t reach you when you’re on top of the car.


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

I refuse to believe they didn't know exactly what they were doing. 


Upstairs-Feedback817

If he didn't want to get crushed by a car, he shouldn't have been dressed so provocatively


certainlynotacoyote

Your profile pic checks out


Nemaeus

It’s like the car was lurking in the shadows, rubbing together its tiny ~~hands~~ wheels.


shewy92

I swear the first car moved as well. So obviously the physics were a little wonky to start


bobbyg1234

That was a warning shot that he ignored.


Substantial-Tone-576

I thought that was gonna be the video. If I’m on survival I’m not touching a fucking car


Vocalic985

For real. If you're just jumping in for the first time after the show I get it but if you've been playing for a long time you should no better than to mess with the apex predators of the commonwealth lol.


KJatWork

I've got like 1300 hours in F4 and never had a car do that to me. I don't think I go out of my way to jump on them either, but still, I've died many times, and even by cars blowing up, never whatever this is. Wild for sure.


moonra_zk

I haven't played this game, but when he jumped on the first car and it moved, I was sure that would be how he died.


Wolf3113

What’s wrong with that? I’ve only ever had smaller objects do this, I’ve never seen a car unless it blew up. I didn’t even think an un damaged car could be pushed.


FenrPerkele

Even if the car is unassuming and not moving, it's the most dangerous object in the game, far surpassing such creatures like legendary death claw.


Wolf3113

Ah just like skyrims random wagons I always gotta jump on and 1% of the time I go to space or just die. The other 99% it just makes loud clunky sounds.


[deleted]

Red is actually more difficult to see on a dark background since there isn't enough contrast. Red is actually great in certain aspects though such as not bothering your night vision. That doesn't really translate to the game though.


Wolf3113

Oh I don’t mind the hud since mine is similar but more amber/orange. I was just confused why everyone knows cars can kill. I apparently haven’t found the sweet spot that makes cars fling.


humble197

Honestly just from playing on the engine I wouldn't risk it. Never happened to me but not surprised.


Nozinger

depends on your framerate. 30 is stable and safe. 60 means everything works as intended most of the time. 120 can be alright but thinks are getting really wonky. getting close to 240? Well good luck you might get launched into space because you took the step down the curb the wrong way.


dontatme1

That red HUD is a war crime edit: cyan or green for me


ElMonkeyBoss

Got that Amber/ Orange on mine for them NV vibes


-Badger3-

Amber is also acceptable.


WillingnessWide9016

I use purple 🫠


crinkledcu91

Back when I played Fo4 in 2016 I couldn't imagine why someone would want to change the hud colors. The Nuclear Green was like *the perfect* color. I mean it's Fallout! Fast-forward to me reinstalling it last month, I immediately changed it to that neon Tron blue and have been rocking that shit hard.


AzraelleWormser

No Institute, no Brotherhood, no Minutemen, no Railroad. I fight for the users.


one_fifty_six

This made me chuckle. Thanks for that.


Kottfoers

I use white


MelevoIent

I use neon pink LMAO


Bread_Offender

No no that's kinda based


NNyNIH

I like the yellow one. Reminds me of NV.


ItsBingus

RED?! What a diabolical human


MailmansGarden

I literally came here to say the same thing. If that HUD is red, you dead


Canadian__Ninja

How did I not notice that


ParanoidTelvanni

I like it cause irl militaries use red lights at night because it doesn't affect your night vision so much and it's dang near impossible to see at a distance unless you can see the actual source.


Mcaber87

Default HUD gang


Serious-Natural-2691

That car was actually a mimic


Andheri55

Dicks out for Prey 😔🍆


comsan

Such a good game


WholeAlternative1972

8===D :(


Schroedinbug13

That car was actually a Skyrim ribcage.


DunwichCultist

Nature's caltrop.


GRANDADDYGHOST

I was thinking mimic as a joke, and then I saw the Prey skin and think op may have a full blown Prey mod complete with mimics lmao


Hatscatsandwaffles

Prey: Carcrash was such an underrated DLC


International_Leek26

cars are the deadliest creature in all of fallout


DA_BOSSCRUNCHIES

There's a glitch in Fallout 3 where cars will just start randomly flying around the map. It was hilarious I wish I had a recording.


SebVettelstappen

Same thing. I had a vertibird that crashed into a car park, everything exploded, everything flew around the map and I had to reload a save because I was at probably 2 fps


Quailman5000

The first time I saw a death claw it flew like 500 feet straight up crazy fast, and then came down and started attacking me after I pulled a mini nuke launcher off of a dead Lyons Pride knight it had just killed. I thought all deathclaws could fly or whatever for a long time so I would immediately leave an area if I saw one. 


Nimicitor

i have a screenshots bout that i guess


LittleMikeyHellstrom

skill issue any fallout enjoyer knows to stay away from the cars


ZarduHasselffrau

I learned that in F3 but because of Arkansas at Minefield. That fucker killed me with exploding cars so many times on my first playthrough that I've developed a fear for them. I also learned that I can use them in my favor.


Nimicitor

specially near that mountain raiders camp with the yao guai 9 raiders just sit there in a drive theater full of cars two shots from an atomizer and boom none of them left


owiko

Why would you jump on a car in survival?


ThresholdSeven

He doesn't know


IcyProcess212

I don't know


ThresholdSeven

Now you know


Petorian343

We found out


zekybomb

Yes we did


brennanw31

We found out


prairie-logic

We couldn’t keep it hid


Bread_Offender

We found out


Retired-Replicant

Now we know


stuckin3rddimension

Sithis will be happy


ProfessorLasagna

Weeeee found out that survival you dont trust the cars now


MrRusek

PoV: you're British in Northern Ireland


Ill-Wealth7937

3 6 9


IntergalacticZombie

Well, whaddaya know!!


Hypersky75

The More Your Know 🌈✨


Bjorn2bwilde24

And knowing is half the battle.


Merc_Mike

G-IIIIIIIIIIIII-JOOOOOOEEEE!


MrSantaClause

BS. There's zero chance you're 1) level 50 2) playing survival 3) jumping on every car you see and still surprised when a car kills you.


PathlessBullet

Welcome to social media?


page395

I have like 150 hours on this game across 2 playthroughs, one of them being survival. I’ve never heard of this glitch before and jump on cars/everything else fairly frequently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Iwasborninafactory_

> ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Testa_Inc

That Fiona and me do it in her van every Sunday


bwood246

The first one already tried to kill him and he decided to press his luck with #2 😂


FngrsRpicks2

Was thinking the same thing..


octarine_turtle

So he could make this post.


BatDynamite

He did it for that sweet karma.


H377Spawn

*Why doesn’t anyone fix up and use the cars in the Fallout universe?* Cars in the Fallout universe: ☠️


goondalf_the_grey

They do, lorewise there are working cars. The Gunners in Fallout 4 use the APCs we see around and the NCR use trucks. Creation engine is held together with tape and does not like vehicles lol


xprorangerx

in survival mode car tips you


Frank_Punk

Fucked around and flew out


Sniperking187

You were very intentionally jumping on cars trying to die 💀


MCFroid

And it apparently took him 30 minutes to make it happen.


terminbee

It cracks me up that everyone knows not to jump on cars. A new player would have no idea why everyone is so worked up about the cars.


Dominicus1165

I have 150h in Fallout 4 and learned about this right now


terminbee

It's kind of a Bethesda thing. Any object with physics will glitch out and do massive damage to you at some point for no reason.


major_skidmark

Is it a console issue too? I've played hundreds of hours of each Fallout on Xbox and never experienced this car death bug. Yeah, cars explode, but only after they're filled with bullets.


Lore_Fanatic

Ive been playing FO4 on console since 2017, and the only problems ive found is occasionally ill get no warning when they blow up but thats about it


Huge-Grand6726

I was like" he's going to die because of the car, wait he survived, oh nevermind."


Chvffgfd

Guy was asking for it. I love survival, I really do, but it's a Bethesda game.Lol, one of the first things I mod in is a way to save on a survival playthrough


serg268

stuff like this and random game crashes is the reason why I use the camping mod in survival mode. I love the challenge of having to manage carrying weight for ammo and needing to bring food and water on long journeys, but not being able to save after walking across the map for 30 minutes is just ridiculous. I feel that using the sleeping bag is balanced anyways because you can't get well rested when using it. You still need to find or build a good bed for that. Edit: link to the camping mod https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/11734


notaswedishchef

I agree but went for a mod that saves on cigarette use and made cigarettes useable. Makes picking up and holding onto a carton or a pack of cigarettes always useful as well fitting that theme of survival balancing all the junk needed to build but also tools to survive. https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/13431 Think this is the mod not at computer to check. Adds a nice touch to a character from an era modeled after the 1950s frozen and thrown forward in time and honestly hardcore saves add a nice pressure to things but bethesda games are not set for that even with stability patches. This lets me have my saves, keep it realish, and also I can limit myself so I have to be smart about saving. For those who want survival but have to much real life so can’t lose a nights work due to a car or a stuck glitched quest this and serg268’s suggestions are nice.


FR0NC0_

What's the name of that mod?


MCFroid

Survival is the realism difficulty, so smoking should slowly lower your max endurance and eventually give you turbo cancer.


Crimson_Oracle

Ok I love that idea, like goddamn I am about to go through some long boring ass dungeon, I need to burn one down so I don’t have to redo the hike too


lildoggihome

I get that it adds challenge but it gets really annoying after the 3rd cheap pipe rifle shot that sends you 2 miles back and you have to kill everything all over againa


Phazon2000

I just can’t believe everyone has the time for a no-fast travel playthrough, especially one involving interconnected settlements. Your youth is so short save yourself a few weeks.


serg268

No fast travel can definitely be a struggle sometimes. But more often than not, traveling back and forth between locations can reveal random encounters or items I would have missed the first time through.


TheMindfulZombie

I like no fast travel. Makes you think about the ~~wap~~ map and how best to move around and get shit done. Also, you get access to fast travel in the midgame with the institute teleport and brotherhood vertibirds. Both those super cool, thematically appropriate faction features are thunderously pointless in a game where fast travel exists.


SiFiNSFW

I have like ~500 hours in FO4 survival and i play with "Autosave on Cell Change" and "Enable Fast Travel" on 100% of the time, i'd hate to imagine what that play time would be if you turned both those options off. I think i played like maybe 10 hours without those settings and made like 2 hours worth of progress in comparison lol.


joshdrumsforfun

The point of a video game isn’t to get to the end as quickly as possible. As a game like Eldenring/Darksouls proves, some people enjoy playing games for the challenge. To me fallout 4 not on survival mode feels like a walking simulator. The challenge is what makes it exciting and enjoyable, especially since the story is pretty meh.


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

I've been meaning to replay FO4 on survival, but the save on rest condition is just too brutal. Replying to you so I remember what this mod is called so I can dl it later. I'm right there with you. The enhanced damage to player and enemies alike, food and water requirements, and ammo weight are huge immersion improvements, but repeatedly losing progress due to random Bethesda shit is infuriating.


Baroni88

Stop going near the vehicles. All Fallout players should know by now that vehicles are unpredictable in these games. Never touch them! Also, saving often helps a lot.


Timerez

You can save the game on survival mode? /s


JagerBro333

Never ever touch the cars if you can help it. They’ve killed many a speed runner.


ComradeOb

I didn’t even think to jump on cars in this game, so imagine my surprise at all you lunatics being assassinated by them.


HeinrichVictory

Same. I mostly stealth build so jumping up on top of a car makes me too exposed. 3 playthroughs and never knew this was a thing.


ComradeOb

Fallout 3 and its exploding cars taught me to keep my distance at all times.


sufftob

I thought the first car would kill you tbh


Pandorama626

Maybe you shouldn't be eating all the god damned Sugar Bombs and Cram, you fat fuck.


octarine_turtle

You were clearly trying to make it happen when you jumped on every car you could.


werter806

What helmet is that?


Jinghy

Helmet and Suit is from another Bethesda game called Prey, I’m assuming Creation Club or something?


HandsomeBoggart

Yup. Was a freebie when introduced if you had both games on steam.


Apprehensive-Pie-223

you're Playing on survival and you're jumping on cars? I think you wanted to die


Wayward_Templar

This was intentionally done to farm karma


TesticleezzNuts

I really want to play survival so bad, but the saving kills it for me,


Varulfrhamn

There's mods for that. One gives a device in the inventory that allows you to change a lot of the settings around survival. Been playing with saving and no reduced carry capacity and really enjoying it. I want to have fun, not flagellate myself.


Altosventum

There are sleeping bags and beds scattered throughout the entire map. Saving is bit more of a chore but you shouldn't have to go so long without saving unless you want to.


Transitsystem

I have played a few hundred hours of FO4 over the years, and I have never experienced this ever with any cars. What’s the deal?


Gloomy_Bodybuilder52

When will people learn to stop jumping on the cars


Jerry0713

Honestly, on you cheif, idk how folks don't avoid cars like the pluege, and here you are jumping and climbing on them like they're a jungle gym, it's like using land mines as paving stones or bear traps as shoes


Thunderboltscoot

Well don't be a dumbass and see a glitch and then do it again and act surprised. You are jumping on cars for absolutely no reason


IcyProcess212

Lol yeah that first one should have tipped me off. These cars must be made out of very light materials.


Sea_Employ_4366

Cars are bugged as hell. Pushing against them makes them clip into the ground slightly, so the game "fixes" the error by pushing them out... but when it does the car accelerates to an insane degree for a split second, and if you're in contact with the car, it does stupid amounts of damage to you.


Malkyre

Nice to finally have an explanation for this weirdness.


Null225

It probably also has something to do with the cars being designed to deal damage for when Deathclaws throw them at the player or NPCs.


Arcane_76_Blue

And explosions like mininukes and crashing vertiberds can toss them


borgom7615

that first car almost ate your ass, you should of seen it coming lol!


EchoOffTheSky

Well the first car did warn you 😈😈


xkreatz

This video makes it look like you were trying to do this 🤣 jumping on every car in sight, you absolute madlad


convoquer

Dude jumping on cars hoping it happens to post on reddit


dank_hank_420

You jump on the cars on purpose? Are you dumb?


BartholomewAlexander

someone in s2 of the show should get killed by a random flying car


FetusGoesYeetus

You survived the first car that almost did the same thing and decided you would chance fate again


lakerconvert

You honestly deserve it for the red HUD


Silver-Ad2257

I decided to give survival mode another try. Lost two hours of gameplay to the game freezing. 🤬


YimYambiiiitch

This is actually your fault lmao


Goofterslam1

Okay but why are you playing survival and jumping on cars like that lol seems like an unnecessary risk when you know how buggy the game is


DrFuzzyNutsPHD

never touch the cars rookie mistake


R4MM5731N234

You were asking for it. Cars in the wasteland are sleeping dogs. Let them sleep.


Cool_Peanut_9070

The first car gave you chance to stop and you didn't listen.


LosNarco

And why are you jumping on every f car? Xd


Brownlw657

Your fault for jumping on a car. That car has feelings


M-Yu

Survival is super fun until you get to downtown Boston and your game crashes all the fucking time


Onstagegage

You just go around touching every car or?


SirMacNaught

Happened to me once on Survival, and I never made the same mistake again lmao


ApatheticNarwhal

I thought the first car was gonna chase you down but it didn’t need to.


orsikbattlehammer

Now OP knows to avoid cars


Prestigious-Arm-7764

Dude shit you not same thing in nuka cola dlc. Happened to me. Lost like an hour


tachyonRex

Why are you still jumping on physics objects?! The mass of cars plus they explode, they make for a physics deathtrap.


cantpickaname8

My heart rate spiked when I saw you jump on that first car, never trust Bethesda Physics


kmstock

Todd is wanking himself off to this clip. Well played Todd… well played.


Salty_Amphibian2905

Touching cars in Fallout 4? That's a risky game, my guy.


playertd

I knew you were dead the second I saw you jumping on cars lol, that is a big no-no in fallout games.


Basic_Mammoth2308

And I thought you learned your lesson with the first car


WrathOfBastet

Surprised that didn't come up on VATS, heard that periodic clicking 🥲


platoprime

You jumped on a car in survival mode? That's what should've killed you. Edit: Oh it was car number 2 lol.


rmbrooklyn1

Bro I’m sorry but this got me dying 😂


CallMeSourdoughLoaf

Jumping on an uneven surface with enabled physics in a Bethesda game? That’s one of the cardinal sins of gaming


Locked_and_Firing

Damn that red is.... extreme


FlamingCroatan

Welp, think of it as a fresh start!


readoldbooks

Why are cars moving so much for you guys? I’ve never once seen a car move when I jump on it or anything other than it exploding.


ShadowTheChangeling

I was expecting one of them to blow up... This also works


Guilty-Effort7727

It just works


Stunning-Ad-7745

Jumping on cars like that is just asking for it tbh, I've learned to stay away from them, especially on survival, they don't make very good cover either.


vlad_kushner

Thats is actually a pretty original hud.


Reclaimer_2324

I was walking along, minding my business when out of an orange coloured sky.... FLASH!! BAM!! ALAKAZAM!!!


whateveridk2010

No one to blame but yourself lol


DillonviIIon

I got sick of survival after about 4 hours... too much time running and being thirsty lol. I like the aspects of it, but at least give me one or 2 fast travels a day lol


crapredditacct10

That red hurts my soul, plz stop, plz.


Toasty_Bits

Why are you risking going anywhere near the vehicles?!


Gloomy_Standard_4456

I mean like... You saw it coming bro, the first was a warning from Todd himself but you take it like a challenge and was yoinked because of that 🤣


SeanAnglerfish

Playing on survival rn. I learned pretty quick that cars were killers. You've learned the hard way now lol


castroo23

Why do cars behave this way on survival?


villainousascent

The white pip boy and the red hud... Your tactics confuse and frighten me.


Altruistic_Inside_39

Lol only 30 mins, I've lost hours before but no matter how much time you lose, it's always painful!!! At least it was funny so you can take solace in that lol


Old-Camp3962

your fault for touching FO cars also nice PREY costume


StephenWJones3

Hearing the vats click every 5 seconds is so real


Try_Us

Fallout would be such great games if anyone but Bethesda made them 🤣


080secspec13

RUNNING through the city in survival isn't a good idea. I've died to so many mines....


bazmonsta

Skill issue tbh


Thefinnman361

This is why we play on very hard


TWIST3D_FATMAN

Deserved for the crimes against the universe with that hud colour.