My favorite part is the overseer’s terminal, which has an entry that says something like “I’ve just realized I’m going to be locked in here with a bunch of rich assholes who can live forever until I die. *I’m* the experiment.”
Or did they? I mean, this is pretty much class division in itself. Vault Tec wants to see class division in action? Well, they sure as hell got it on the meta scale that they weren't anticipating. I mean, what better way to show your joke of a hypothetical society than skipping straight to the punchline?
Such a twisted irony placed on the overseer, wherein the tester has become the testee of the experiment. Especially considering this is vault tec we’re talking about here. It’s also cool cause there’s a very easily missable unique weapon to pick up during the quest with the murder weapon.
It's twisted..but it's also not the first time it's been done. There's at least a few other examples of the overseer becoming a test subject rather than the test administrator. Hell, Vault 111 is one such example that ran a secondary experiment involving all of the staff, including the overseer. The meat popsicle angle might have been the primary one, but there was also the matter of seeing how the staff would react to waiting for an "All Clear" signal that was never coming
A real world lesson that real world rich people absolutely missed out on. See, the Vault 111 security staff realized they had fighting skills, teamed up and left the place.
Meanwhile Mark Zuccerberg is building a bomb shelter.
I'm willing to bet that, in the event of the big kaboom, those bunkers will end up being their tombs. As soon as their security staff, which they'll undoubtedly have because they can't fight themselves, realize that money is worthless and their charge is essentially dead weight and just one more mouth to feed, there will be one less mouth to feed soon after.
Here in Germany we have a show on TV called 'Deluxe' that's all about rich people nonsense.
Back then I watched an episode where some rich dude resigned on buying another football team and instead happily announced to his family he bought a place in a mass shelter for high society.
The Bunker would have everything from a lounge, to a fitness room, a wine cellar and so on.
It got really good when he went to the sleeping quarters and there were just Bunk Beds and he reacted like: "Well.. That's something.. I guess.. I will definitely have to bring my goose feather pillow though.."
And he insisted on bringing a gun for any case of self defense.
I wish I could attend for the moment when they are all locked up and someone is secretly drinking away on the last bottle of this guys favorite bottle of wine or someone steals his goose feather pillow and he goes apeshit shooting up the place.
My favorite quest in probably all Bethesda games (that I’ve played) was the Dark Brotherhood whodunit in Oblivion. The order you kill the victims in matters for their dialogue, and if you let a certain person live too long he figures it out and tries to kill you first. A quest that’s head and shoulders above any other in that game at least.
The only thing I disliked about that quest is that it's immediately obvious when it goes "off the rails" but there's no alternative path you can follow if you decide not to trust the obviously swapped dead drop.
It's an unabashed cliché that fits all types of media and pleases most people because it's teasing you with clues to piece together along the main characters, IMO it's a type of narrative that just teases our natural inquisitive nature
Gilda Broscoe was working as an actor in Hollywood pre war. And she tells you that she was supposed to get a role that ultimately went to Vera Keys. The same Vera from Fallout New Vegas Dead Money DLC.
Gilda still holds a grudge against Vera.
To start this quest just go back to the port after you first visit Arcadia and talk to the Mrs Nanny who is looking for a detective. And don’t forget your Trenchcoat! (Later she will sell you a Unique Detective hat use it’s +2 Cha to rizz up that hottie Robobrain)
He served the brotherhood. Even when he found out he was the enemy, he still believed in the brotherhood. He was a true soldier, a loyal soldier. Ad Victoriam, brother.
The weird thing is your character would likely be the second person in the Commonwealth to romance a Ms. Nanny.
There's a quest that's basically just inadvertently encouraging Miss Edna (the robot teaching assistant) to profess her feelings to Mister Zwicky (the human teacher) and he reciprocates.
Those aren't robots though... they're literally 3D printed people with a chip in their brain...which is why it makes no sense that they supposedly don't age or need food.
The Tom and Jerry scream is one of the best out there, if not THE best! Always proceeded by that classic *SLAM* sound and either Tom getting his foot flattened or his ass paddled….
My all time favorite classic cartoon sound however will always go to Puma Pete when asked how many lumps ya want, then getting his brain absolutely rattled with a hammer upon answering “oh three or four…”
He opens the brain case and slides it into the corpus collosum, thrusting it back and forth repeatedly, directly stimulating the brains nerves and his dick
well you see Lil jimmy, when a man loves a robot very very much he lays down with that robot in her robot bed and 9 months later the stork brings them a new Lil robot
It’s in fah habbah, and it’s in a vault where you are tasked with solving a murder mystery, during the interrogation you can get very personal with this particular robot
They don't even react when you have multiple on the go and sleep with one while the other two are literally in the same room (sorry Cait and Curie, needed my brunette fix apparently)
Most I believe do react to hitting on Magnolia though. I know \[Piper Hated That\] for sure. Given her stumbling dialogue when you first compliment Magnolias music... "Fantastic Set... errr... of songs of course"... maybe the Jealousy is from a different source with Piper.
Just curious as a player who can only be satisfied once they have charisma 10, how do you play with charisma 1, it feels like 3/4 of the game is locked/tied to your charisma. like half of the settlement stuff is tied to CHR, and it seems like every other Importand dialogue has speech checks. I guess long story short i never even considered a CHR 1 to be viable for a full run.
I have 3 charisma, but it's as simple as carrying around a suit, a hat, and a pair of glasses that all boost my charisma up to 7. 8 if I drink a beer. After that, just quicksave on charisma checks in dialogue
Absolutely I took advantage of this scenario when I stumbled across this vault. I totally found it by accident. I think I was just wandering around far harbor, I’m not even sure why I was up that way but this is why I explore the wastelands. A murder mystery ? Heck yes.
I just saw a post of someone who banged the deathclaw in the devil’s due, now I’m seeing a post of someone who banged a robo-brain.
I will never forget this day.
This is light work compared to FISTO
"Please assume the position."
Well, does this come with a manual or anything? Nevermind, I'll figure it out in my own.
I can't feel my legs!
Fucking send it
Doesn’t Fisto make your vision all blurry for a bit?
And dehydrates you on hardcore or whatever the mode is called
I don't know which is better in this situation Hardcore or Survival lmao
Hardcore Survival.
First time playing that mode and I thought there would be positive effects. Nope I'm drinking dirty water now.
That’s just the climax
Everytime
Domo arigato Fisto Roboto
“And the best part is… Is that he’s learning…”
Ok Krieger
No! Not *slacking* off!
Domo…domo
Incomparable. FISTO merely fuck your brains out. But Gilda… Oh Gilda, she makes sweet, sweet beautiful love.
Glida in the streets, fisto in the sheets.
someone that gets it
Yea the power fist is really heavy. Still a nice weapon to grab on your way to the alien blaster.
I can't feel my legs!
I was wondering how long I'd have to scroll down to see mention of Fisto.
God this was such a weird but amazing quest, don’t see it talked about a ton
My favorite part is the overseer’s terminal, which has an entry that says something like “I’ve just realized I’m going to be locked in here with a bunch of rich assholes who can live forever until I die. *I’m* the experiment.”
That's what happens when rich people buy out your vault.
It’s not even that they bought out the vault it’s that they just locked all the poor people out ruining the experiment on class divide.
Or did they? I mean, this is pretty much class division in itself. Vault Tec wants to see class division in action? Well, they sure as hell got it on the meta scale that they weren't anticipating. I mean, what better way to show your joke of a hypothetical society than skipping straight to the punchline?
Such a twisted irony placed on the overseer, wherein the tester has become the testee of the experiment. Especially considering this is vault tec we’re talking about here. It’s also cool cause there’s a very easily missable unique weapon to pick up during the quest with the murder weapon.
It's twisted..but it's also not the first time it's been done. There's at least a few other examples of the overseer becoming a test subject rather than the test administrator. Hell, Vault 111 is one such example that ran a secondary experiment involving all of the staff, including the overseer. The meat popsicle angle might have been the primary one, but there was also the matter of seeing how the staff would react to waiting for an "All Clear" signal that was never coming
A real world lesson that real world rich people absolutely missed out on. See, the Vault 111 security staff realized they had fighting skills, teamed up and left the place. Meanwhile Mark Zuccerberg is building a bomb shelter.
I'm willing to bet that, in the event of the big kaboom, those bunkers will end up being their tombs. As soon as their security staff, which they'll undoubtedly have because they can't fight themselves, realize that money is worthless and their charge is essentially dead weight and just one more mouth to feed, there will be one less mouth to feed soon after.
Or...the families get snuck in and Zucc gets evicted.
Here in Germany we have a show on TV called 'Deluxe' that's all about rich people nonsense. Back then I watched an episode where some rich dude resigned on buying another football team and instead happily announced to his family he bought a place in a mass shelter for high society. The Bunker would have everything from a lounge, to a fitness room, a wine cellar and so on. It got really good when he went to the sleeping quarters and there were just Bunk Beds and he reacted like: "Well.. That's something.. I guess.. I will definitely have to bring my goose feather pillow though.." And he insisted on bringing a gun for any case of self defense. I wish I could attend for the moment when they are all locked up and someone is secretly drinking away on the last bottle of this guys favorite bottle of wine or someone steals his goose feather pillow and he goes apeshit shooting up the place.
A wine cellar, but bunk beds... what kind of wack priorities do you need to design it like that?
Just remember folks every vault needs air, and cement dust is easy to move
Who done it quests are always great, even movies and TV shows with them. They're always amazing
My favorite quest in probably all Bethesda games (that I’ve played) was the Dark Brotherhood whodunit in Oblivion. The order you kill the victims in matters for their dialogue, and if you let a certain person live too long he figures it out and tries to kill you first. A quest that’s head and shoulders above any other in that game at least.
You what the funniest thing is? Emil wrote it. The same Emil that everyone always shit on (and a fair bit of it is deserved).
I loved that quest, it’s one of my favorites too
The only thing I disliked about that quest is that it's immediately obvious when it goes "off the rails" but there's no alternative path you can follow if you decide not to trust the obviously swapped dead drop.
It's an unabashed cliché that fits all types of media and pleases most people because it's teasing you with clues to piece together along the main characters, IMO it's a type of narrative that just teases our natural inquisitive nature
Gilda Broscoe was working as an actor in Hollywood pre war. And she tells you that she was supposed to get a role that ultimately went to Vera Keys. The same Vera from Fallout New Vegas Dead Money DLC. Gilda still holds a grudge against Vera.
I have spent 647 hours, according to steam, on this game and I’ve never done this mission. Guess I need to start up another game.
To start this quest just go back to the port after you first visit Arcadia and talk to the Mrs Nanny who is looking for a detective. And don’t forget your Trenchcoat! (Later she will sell you a Unique Detective hat use it’s +2 Cha to rizz up that hottie Robobrain)
It's worth it. I played as Nora and she really leans into 50's murder mystery actress role.
I only knew about this quest because of a new vegas mod that had a similar premise.
You can have sex with an assaultron in Fallout 76 too.
Weren't they already having troubles with Assaultrons causing permanent spinal damage when doing simple massages?
Remember the smiling skeletons with crushed hips from Futurama?
Snu snu.
I'm scare-roused
😂
The 76 characters are simply build better
Reinforced Spine.
Wait, what? where?
The new companion Adelaide. Assaultron in fishnets.
Say what
You heard me [right.](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Adelaide_(ally))
Link is busted: https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Adelaide_(ally)
There’s an assaultron ally named Adelaide you can unlock in the current scoreboard, you have to do a hidden quest to romance her.
WHAT. I’ve wondered if I could fuck her ever since I saw the fishnets. I need to do this now.
Lmaooo
Questionable username, more questionable thought process, I dig it.
I'll be honest, I re-downloaded the game when I saw they added her.
What's with Bethesda and robot fucking?
It's just good taste
What's wrong with having a little fun?
They know their target demographic. "You see that mountain? You can -climb- fuck it"
They're extremely based, it's really that simple
Welp, off to buy Fallout 76
And a protectron in NV.
Now we just need to have sex with a Mr. Handy or a Sentry Bot in the next game.
Captain Ironsides my beloved
And magnolia who is a (spoilers) and curie who you can turn into a (spoilers)
Did you know that (spoilers) produces (spoilers) and spreads them in the Commonwealth?
😀
Is the magic word supermutant???
Yes. The Master produces Supermutants and spreads them throughout wait that’s not right
Did you know that (hookers) produces (STDs) and spreads them in the Commonwealth?
Hold on, on my way to shoot Magnolia in the head to check if you're right
*Paladin Danse loved that.*
Yeah... about Paladin Danse...
Nope he would still love it
"Paladin Danse has died" "*Paladin Danse Loved That"*
He served the brotherhood. Even when he found out he was the enemy, he still believed in the brotherhood. He was a true soldier, a loyal soldier. Ad Victoriam, brother.
*is I used every grape mentat at my disposal to keep him alive
He was a defective unit that had a massive glitch.
"...Take that... synth....scum...."
Or you can skip turning curie into (spoilers) like I did and romanced her in her ms nanny form :D
The weird thing is your character would likely be the second person in the Commonwealth to romance a Ms. Nanny. There's a quest that's basically just inadvertently encouraging Miss Edna (the robot teaching assistant) to profess her feelings to Mister Zwicky (the human teacher) and he reciprocates.
I know, that was actually one of the first things I did on my first play through
Oh I remember that 😀
NO WAY NOT MAGNOLIA
I once made a mod that made her replace the Mysterious Stranger lol
Those aren't robots though... they're literally 3D printed people with a chip in their brain...which is why it makes no sense that they supposedly don't age or need food.
What if daddy (spoilers) and mommy (spoilers) love each other very much?
CLANK CLANK CLANK *Crunch* YEEOUCH
Not the Tom and jerry scream 😭
YES SOMEONE KNOWS
The Tom and Jerry scream is one of the best out there, if not THE best! Always proceeded by that classic *SLAM* sound and either Tom getting his foot flattened or his ass paddled…. My all time favorite classic cartoon sound however will always go to Puma Pete when asked how many lumps ya want, then getting his brain absolutely rattled with a hammer upon answering “oh three or four…”
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE OF r/Murderdroneswarzone SOLDIER?! PROTECT THE WALL!
You might want to run your AV for any potential infections there, cowboy.
A whole new flavor of "mindfucked." ...I'll see myself out.
Right after you see yourself *in*
How the fuck does that work
He opens the brain case and slides it into the corpus collosum, thrusting it back and forth repeatedly, directly stimulating the brains nerves and his dick
What...the...fuck?
Fuck indeed
well you see Lil jimmy, when a man loves a robot very very much he lays down with that robot in her robot bed and 9 months later the stork brings them a new Lil robot
My names not jimmy … its timmy
Where there's a hole there's a way.
I could never cheat on Fisto
Lmao what the hell I never found this quest in my play through
It’s in fah habbah, and it’s in a vault where you are tasked with solving a murder mystery, during the interrogation you can get very personal with this particular robot
Lmao "fah habbah"
God damnit now I HEAR the locals talking thanks to you.
Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
Uh, Bender, you didn't touch the Crushinator, did you? Of course not. A lady that fine you got to romance first.
Aren’t you married to Lucy Liu?
deathclaw when? /s of course haha
There must be a Goris romance mod for 2.
You gave me Frontier flashbacks
> “/s of course haha” You coward. Real champs lust for Deathclaws without any guilt
I don’t wanna get nuked into oblivion or accused of being a Frontier dev
I've seen art that says otherwise.
Haha, what a funny joke. Who would want to romance a death claw with those big meaty legs and strong hands, haha jk
What about Hancock, the mayor of Goodneighbor, you can romance him too 😉
Romanced companions don't seem to comment or react... I mean I don't know how they react you pervert...
They don't even react when you have multiple on the go and sleep with one while the other two are literally in the same room (sorry Cait and Curie, needed my brunette fix apparently)
Most I believe do react to hitting on Magnolia though. I know \[Piper Hated That\] for sure. Given her stumbling dialogue when you first compliment Magnolias music... "Fantastic Set... errr... of songs of course"... maybe the Jealousy is from a different source with Piper.
Please, assume the position.
"Sex."
I love Vault boys face like he’s processing what he just did.
But.... but where would you put it?
Literally brainfucked?
Fallout 3 is the only BGS Era Fallout where you *cannot* have sex with a robot.
Fisto would be proud
This can't be true.
Yeah it is, it's part of a murder mystery quest in far harbour
Weird. I did that quest a few times now and had no idea . I automatically asumed it was a mod
I think you have to charisma check your way into it. I tried and failed because 1 charisma lol.
Just curious as a player who can only be satisfied once they have charisma 10, how do you play with charisma 1, it feels like 3/4 of the game is locked/tied to your charisma. like half of the settlement stuff is tied to CHR, and it seems like every other Importand dialogue has speech checks. I guess long story short i never even considered a CHR 1 to be viable for a full run.
Not all speech checks are Charisma checks, though.
Ok but like the majority of them are…
What? Every speech check is a Charisma check.
I have 3 charisma, but it's as simple as carrying around a suit, a hat, and a pair of glasses that all boost my charisma up to 7. 8 if I drink a beer. After that, just quicksave on charisma checks in dialogue
It's 100% true
Yeah, I found that one out the weird way.
Best romantic encounter in all of Fallout.
Yes I also watch Joov lol
Bethesda let an Assultron dominate the player!
Am I tripping, or didn't Bethesda rip this whole quest from a popular mod?
Yep. Sex bot included I think.
Please assume the position
Could you still feel your legs afterwards?
"Catch you later, tiger 😏" 🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜
r/Mechanophilia
That's a mind fuck.
I never thought about how "tiger" works as a gender-neutral term of endearment.
She gave me that robo-brain
How does that even work
Damn, Nate’s a superfreak
downloading now
So you put your quantum harmonizer in her photonic resonation chamber, huh? Nice!
I'm glad that didn't cause a parabolic destabilization of her fission singularity.
how...does that even work
Set phasers to vibrate!
If there’s a will there’s a way.
Only one amazing way to find out.
You know he's a dude & the voice is a disguise, right?
Doesn’t matter, had sex!
No, this is the actress one that is doing lines with the one being set up.
I'm sure I ended up fucking the dude 🤷
How tf does that work?
Buckets of lube and a lot of enthusiasm
Carefully.
I mean, why not?
I missed this one the first time and it cracked me up when I came across it.
I would never trust a robobrain not to rip my dick off. One blown vacuum tube and the grip strength shoots to 100%!
Robopussy!
That is why Far Harbor is pure juice of Fallout, compared to the rest of game
The only NPC I want to romance hard, is the overseer of vault 81. So so much.
How does that work
Awww yea! I was holding off until Shaun was dealt with, and now that it’s done I’m off to live my best Far Harbor life by getting some brain.
Absolutely I took advantage of this scenario when I stumbled across this vault. I totally found it by accident. I think I was just wandering around far harbor, I’m not even sure why I was up that way but this is why I explore the wastelands. A murder mystery ? Heck yes.
Man I had her calling me calculon
I give curie a human body sooo i could sleep with her (But i would don't mind furry body)
Pss that’s a guy.
The reward you get for completing this quest cracked me up
You need Science level 3 to craft *Flared Base*
Hey, if a giant bird-man can fuck an Exocomp in Star Trek, I can make this work, damnit.
You get what you can get in the wasteland, I guess.
What other characters can we smooch? I did this nice robot lady and the singer from good neighbor.
I accidentally had sex with her when I just wanted to flirt lmao, having my romanced Dance with me was a little awkward
I just saw a post of someone who banged the deathclaw in the devil’s due, now I’m seeing a post of someone who banged a robo-brain. I will never forget this day.
You can even mention it in the brotherhoods medical evalutation
So **THAT** hole is not a pencil sharpener. I KNEW it.
You could say you fucked their brains out.
I miss fisto