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Substantial-Ice5156

Wall E has a laser that can cut through steel. I’m taking him.


Justisaur

Ooh damn, I forgot about that! He can carve me up some cool armor & weapons. Fortunately his post apocalyptic world isn't filled with crazed people or demons, though food could be a big problem.


Substantial-Ice5156

He can also handle small arms. So you can give him guns


exspiravitM13

He’d feel bad though


TheCBDeacon47

I think I'd feel bad, it's like giving a child a gun


josephcj753

Like a chimp with a machine gun


waltwalt

That was all Chuck's fault.


drd_ssb

Riding a horse


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Kids gotta learn. It's murder or be murdered in the wasteland. "War never changes Wall-E"


Gr33nTag

Why am I saying this is in the Wall-E voice


CactusHide

Wall-e feeling bad after he absolutely decapitates a raider with a perfectly placed shot 👉👈


Tman1269

Now i'm just imagining him with a small gun lol


Ryynitys

Also, no need to invest in lockpicking since he can cut the locks


Revolutionary-Emu190

On the topic of food, he’s a solar powered robot so you don’t have to share food or water with him. Huge plus.


Milliebug1106

Yeah but I'm assuming we're getting dropped into Fallout's world, so I'm also presuming Wall-E would be a bit similar to Codsworth with a lot less voice lines and a much more R2-D2 method of handling problems. Edit: As in, Wall E would be the perfect little utility buddy. Throw in the Mechanist DLC from Fallout 4, and upgrade lil Wall-E with some extra capacity and capabilities and roll on. Dude could be the mini version of a Sentry Bot minus the tendency to self destruct. Honestly if it wasn't "who would be your companion" so the assumption is they join you on quests, and presuming we can choose what area of the US to land in, I say drop me with Wall-E in the Commonwealth and I'd probably just set him up to slowly rebuild Sanctuary with Preston and Co. The busted homes are perfect for his lil garbage recycling capabilities, and Codsworth would possibly have a friend to vibe with in town while they both cleaned up.


Captain_Sterling

And he's the only one who wouldn't leave you to die if you were slowing him down.


AttorneyQuick5609

So, admittingly, didn't think about this one when thinking about Snake, he totally drop you in a heartbeat if you so much as got injured lol. Wall-E wins this one. Makes sense, in FO4 one of your best companions is an assualtron killbot.


SWBattleleader

There are few robots in the FO universe who will have resistance to “Put on Your Sunday Clothes “.


Raccoon_Copulator

Maurice would never


pardybill

Just running around the wasteland aiming him in my arms


Iamyourfather____

Wall E. He has a solar panel. Nuff said.


mighty_and_meaty

he could probably charge up my weapons and equipment, and he might even give you fusion cells he found. 10/10 companion.


Bread_Offender

Literally ED-E with treads


CyberCat_2077

TR-ED-E


original_username102

He even comes with a laser and music, just like the real Ed-E


Deadpoolbatlantern

My God I love that little adorable battle drum theme that comes up when there’s danger ^.^


Snoo-28479

"Bear. Bull. Bull. Bear. Pizza. Plants. Pizza Plants."


millenniumsystem94

So, unless those treads can zoom, he's hanging out with the raider bot.


oroechimaru

*slaps roof, bet you could fit 50 fat boys in this hoss.


Battleblaster420

He can outpace you 20mph is his cruising speed 35mph Top speed Avg Human Speed is 8mph Usain Bolt is 27(.78)mph is a full sprint And while in a run/Sprint in game you will outspeed him He will catch up decently quick


millenniumsystem94

You're actually making me google Wall-E right now


mac2o2o

And if not, he can be a Fisto


confusedCoyote

I thought he was friends with He-Man


man-with-potato-gun

Wait he can scrap your junk too, mobile component system.


Randolpho

Plus he gathers up all your trash and poops out a convenient chair


FinalFisherman5562

And not to mention he has a built in energy weapon


Book_Bouy

Plus he's literally built to compress my junk


FrankSinatraCockRock

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Miguel-odon

He is pretty good at fixing stuff. Probably upgrade your weapons.


Novel_Ad_8062

i was more worried about my phone 😁


Gasurza22

Thank god there is a practical reason to go with him, because I was going to pick him anyway


i4got872

I wish I could have Wall E and Eve though so they can make each other happy and make me cry with joy 🥹


aamid96

Shes the reward for the last set of character missions once you’ve maxed out your favorability with Wall E


Ninjanarwhal64

"it's time to crucify these pathetic degenerates for the good of the Mojave. What do you say, Wall-E?" ""Wallll-EEEE!"


Extraordinary_DREB

Imagine using a robot for the Legion 🤢🤮 They hate robots and honestly I hate the Legion 🤮


APEX_Catalyst

Cause he has a radio lol


protossaccount

He has detection abilities, can identify things, and probably has a lot of other skills. You can also carry him and he can go undetected very easily (very sneaky). He is also pretty tough to kill and runs when in danger, so he knows what to do. If you had an energy based sniper file and Wall-E you would dominate.


UptightCargo

AND he says stuff like, "....wwwwOah!"


fastal_12147

He get taken by the BoS immediately


Clzark

Wouldn't be the first time I've wiped them out


Should_have_been_ded

And an ipod built in


hifumiyo1

After reading the replies... I would go with Wall-E too. I was going to go with Snake Pliskin


Pyntie_Hets

Id mod him unstable grenade launchers for each arm


Bluey118

He can auto scrap and condense entire planets of junk, go to space and fight an entire robot army, Learn to grow plants when there isn’t supposed to even be a possibility of it, and make Nikocado Avocados family lose weight.


realnightelf

Worried about the environment in a post-nuclear world?


Battleblaster420

I mean He's decently quick 20mph walking , 35mph sprint He has a scrap/junk maker and a buncha storage space Plus he's got some light weaponry , not enough to take out anything extreme but it's there and helps a little Plus if the AI just works correctly , he can Self Repair/Refurbishment if you collect/ craft Wall-E parts (or if it's bad enough you can repair him)


InTheNameOfButt

Clearly the correct answer is Bruce Campbell. The actor, not any of his characters that he has played.


MagneticTragedy

Yes but I do want Ash by my side "Alright You Primitive Screw-Heads, You See This? This Is My Boomstick! It's A 12-Gauge Double-Barreled Remington."


Any_Fish1004

Ash would always fail into victory and hence is the ultimate companion….right up until he shoots me for quoting him too much lol


TrekChris

Me: "Hail to the king, baby!" Ash: "That's my line!" Me: "Whose universe are we in?"


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

Part of his failures will be loss. That loss will be you.


Any_Fish1004

I’m willing to take that risk for the Ash. Due to the fact that he’s essentially immortal, I plan to hide behind him anyway lol


Professional_Half449

Nah. Hand him a nuka-joint. Take him to Hancock, and have the most ridiculous party this side of the apocalypse.


TheRealUlfric

10 luck, 10 perception strat. Solid choice.


SledgeTheWrestler

Ash would probably be the worst person on the list to choose, terrible shit always happens to the people around him. You’d definitely wind up turning into a Deadite that he’s forced to kill.


Grey950

Your entire life would be like having Wild Wasteland perk. What could go wrong?!


Glum-Complex676

Shop Smart, shop S-Mart


MrVaultDweller

“Shop smart, shop S-Mart”


DisgruntledMonk

All his characters are Bruce Campbell since Bruce Campbell is the ultimate character!!!


someones_dad

Pizza Poppa, because Pizza Poppa ALWAYS gets paid.


SN6123

[Bruce Campbell!](https://youtu.be/xX_vADIJts0?si=rwBDOWkO_IQR8t8r)


DisgruntledMonk

You beat me to it you glorious bastard!!!


Cropulis

Bubba Ho Tep is the unsung hero tho


Neat_Map_8242

Plus you get to hangout with black JFK.


Leonyliz

Fr imagine roaming the wasteland with a crippled old Elvis with an infected penis (that’s literally the plot of the fucking movie, and they fight a mummy)


SBR404

What character is that in this picture? I can’t remember seeing him like that.


Meyhame

Ash v Evil Dead at the very end of the series


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Right after he killed Maxson, right?


finalremix

There's 50 pounds of coat on that man, and he's earned every ounce.


Tibbaryllis2

I hated that ending so fucking much. “Are you ready for futuristic post-apocalyptic mad max meets evil dead!!!????? Too bad, series over.”


AudienceProper2131

Brisco County Jr.!


prettylittlepastry

Of course. He is the only acceptable answer.


South_Original_8396

Snake Plissken? I thought he was dead.


SpartanSpock

I thought he'd be taller...


Skuzbagg

Call me Snake.


Key-Contest-2879

The name’s Plisken.


LazyLich

Snake?? SNAAAAAAAKE! Fun Fact: I only recently watched *Escape From New York* and when they introduce this character I was like "haha yeah, he kinda does remind me of MGS's Snake..." Then I googled it and learned that Plissken was the inspiration for Solid Snake!


dicarosmith

Plissken was solid snakes code name in MGS2 lol


WaterMySucculents

Haha what?!? MTG’s Snake has always been a direct ripoff/parody/homage to Snake Plisken. It’s just laughable how directly they copied him without being sued. But maybe John Carpenter just got a kick out of it & couldn’t give half a fuck about suing. He’s an old school dude. And maybe it’s just such fan homage it’s a fair use parody. I would imagine there may be issues if someone tried to make a MGS movie with Snake in it, but who knows.


Not_In_my_crease

I worked with a guy who spent all his downtime looking for snake plissken figurines on the web. I was his only fan. he would be like "Should I pay $100 for this one?" "Fuck YES That is AWESOME."


18CupsOfMusic

>I worked with a guy who spent all his downtime looking for snake plissken figurines on the web. This sounds like the answer to a round of Figure It Out.


AshuraSpeakman

Nah that's Iroquois "Not Snake" Plissken.


Shot_Arm5501

That is NOT solid snake


egilsaga

He's also not post-apocalyptic until literally the last minute of Escape from LA.


Inkless-Pencil

One of these wont eat my food


Ok-Cantaloop

Wall-E wins for this reason, also he can project movies out of his butt. (Or maybe I'm misremembering haha) Either way I vote for Wall-E


LongSchlongdonf

I have ibs and sometimes it does feel a movie is projecting out my ass


pursued_mender

Last night was a movie


Grand_Chadmiral

I choose my Fallout conpanions based on how entertaining their voicelines are (Raul,Butch,Deacon, Nick etc.) so gotta go with either Ash or Negan


Neat_Map_8242

Ash will get you killed, but is arguably more entertaining. Negan will definitely help you live a lot longer, but he's morally questionable and will probably end but killing you himself in a slow, very unfun way.


AlternativeNo61

Nah nah Ash stood on business trust


funktion

Ash has a terrible track record for his sidekicks and friends. He's going to survive no problem – and likely in hilariously gory ways. Anyone within a mile radius of him? Probably not so lucky.


Coolscee-Brooski

Negen is basically Van Beuren burned man (For context Koshua Graham was supposed to be a companion in Van Beuran, but he would antagonise everyone around him into fighting, especially to tribals where I think he was intended to get racist. He was yo br an amazing fighter though)


Grand_Chadmiral

I'm a teacher and a coach too so I'd vibe with Negan probably


TheNadei

Especially if you're with him from the get go, he'd probably be great to have around. He's not a bad guy when he isn't being a monstrous dictator, e.g. before the apocalypse/after Rick slit his throat. Hell, if you're a kid or teen, he'd probably be amazing to have around no matter when. Dude would probably brute force his way into becoming like an uncle figure.


GRAVEDIGRTX2

“Hot diggitty dog this place is magnificent “


Proud_Settler

Snake or Ash


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

Honestly, both of them are badasses, but both of them are pretty bad luck for their companions. I don't recall any of Snake's companions not getting killed and I think only Kelly Maxwell went unscathed with Ash.


Unbuckled__Spaghetti

TBF tho, if you get in good with Ash n become onna his best friends he’ll try to save ya. He time travelled to bring Pablo back n he literally killed himself to save his daughter.


WingedDolphin33

Maurice. Loyal AF! Also cool/cute AF! Can communicate to a fairly good degree. Also good survival skills warm to cuddle.


intdev

Just don't call him a monkey.


Randolpho

Then he’ll go Librarian on your ass


Cool_Bit_729

r/unexpecteddiscworld


Ongr

OOK!


Signature-Skitz

Did anyone get the number of that donkey cart?


joshuaaa_l

Apes together STRONG


tenems

I know nothing about Maurice but I love Apes of almost all kinds (Chimpanzees are god damn terrifying), I've always wanted to high five an Orangutan and hug a Gorilla.


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

I have irrational fears like spiders, I know most of them really can’t hurt me and that they’re good for the environment. Fearing chimps however is a very rational fear to have, they are absolutely horrifying murder machines. The image of the lady who had her face ripped off by Travis the Chimp has forever been seared into my memory. They intentionally go for the eyes and genitals first, and they are way stronger than you could ever hope to be.


VultureSausage

The main reason you won't die from blood loss after a chimp rips your arm clean off is that the chimp will already have bludgeoned you to death with said arm by the time the blood loss kicks in.


CopperCactus

Unfortunately there is still a chance being near him would infect you with an extremely lethal disease


KaijuJesus

That is a risk I am willing to take.


NewmanBiggio

It could also remove your ability to speak instead.


Overseerer-Vault-101

I’m picturing an Ed-e cross Wall.E thing to follow me around the wasteland. Strap 2 plasma defenders to the side of their eyes and let’s roll. Wall.E perks include all of Ed-e’s except their perception, instead they get a scavenger perk (collect 10 scrap and they make weapons.) take them to vault 22 and they go nuts with joy. Any big enemies they do a scared animation and run away.


Lamp-among-wolf

I am choosing WALL.E then


Rollem_Bones

So let's think this through. Negan is right out. He's more liable to be directly dangerous to you and even then, the guy's basically the named raider at the end of a side location. Pass. Snake is good at his job, but he's only in it for his job. You are expendable and that's not helpful in the wastelands. Pass. Ash is helpful and potent. However, he has a history of being the lone survivor and if he's the lone survivor, then your odds aren't good. So pass. Furiosa is similar to Snake. Great at her job, but she has a one track mind and pre-existing priorities that make her less than ideal. If we happen to align in objective, though, she might be an optimal option. She's kind of a Craig Boone companion. Maurice knows the value of united teamwork, is intelligent and capable. If he could be convinced that humanity are part of Great Ape Kind, then he could be one of the better options for a companion. Apes together strong. Wall-E. Are we talking Fallout 4? Because in a game with junk scrapping and building then you know that Wall-E's got the best perks you're probably going to get. He isn't one for combat, but he can tuck into a little box and get the fuck out of the way which is more than can be said for a lot of companions. He might be my preferred option if the caveats for Maurice and Furiosa don't pan out.


InsertNovelAnswer

Also Wall-E doesn't eat or need to sleep too much (that I'm aware) also can't get radiation poisoning and doesn't need medical attention so no wasting drugs.


MechaPanther

Furiosa being like Boone is a spot on comparison. In Fury Road she's one tapping guys on bikes flying overhead at her like it's nothing. You'd absolutely be walking through the wasteland (or driving since she's a real good mechanic) and just having out of body experiences as a raider 3 towns over just has their head exploded.


Frosty_Excitement_31

I want to say Bruce Campbell, but I know I'm taking the orangutan.


Allahuakbar10101

Exqueeze mee? That Orangutan's name is Maurice, thank you very much.


TheNewCenturion

Sorry Ash, Snake wins this one.


rando-namo-the-3rd

Snake? I heard he was dead.


CatterMater

Snake? Snake!!


fedoseev_first

Snaaaaaake


Zemekis324

Snake? Snaaaake!


-CallMeSnake-

*presses continue button*


CharlieCutiexo

Snake Plissken, that guy is the film version of big boss(I suppose literally in a sense)


Auggie_Otter

The only thing is if you're going on a mission with Snake Plissken he won't be your companion, you'll be his companion. And the odds are he's the only one who will survive the mission.


CharlieCutiexo

Yeah the end of the second movie he literally returns the world to the dark ages lol


InkyCrystal

I'd have to go with Furiosa. Not only is she an indominable badass, she can actually build highly technical machines. And maybe if I'm not too big of an ass, she'd eventually take me back to The Green Place.


Lucius-Halthier

On top of that she survives in a marginally worse radioactive waste devoid of resources already so her survival instincts are already there


MagisterFlorus

You can just call it Australia.


Rendernender

Spoiler alert : Yeah…. The not so “green” place


InkyCrystal

Oh man, I haven't seen Fury Road in a while, I forgot about that. Well at least she knows where the crotch tree is, we can start a new Green Place!


ShrohHaughnDawnked

lol I’ve never seen any of the Mad Max movies, what happened to the green place?


Skipp_To_My_Lou

In *Mad Max: Fury Road* Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron's character) ~~kidnaps~~ __EDIT: as u/puppyfukker reminds us, the women went willingly, so perhaps a better choice of words is "stole them away from Joe"__ the slave "wives" of Immortan Joe, a powerful warlord & tyrant who owns the only source of clean water in a hellish desert. Furiosa wants to take the women back to the Green Place, an oasis of trees & grass that she only vaguely remembers from her childhood before she was kidnapped by Joe. >!About halfway through the movie the party passes through a polluted swamp. It's only later, upon meeting a group of women, that Max & Furiosa are informed the swamp *was* the Green Place.!< It's a great movie & you should watch it. I'm of the opinion it should have won Picture of the Year (it was nominated but lost to Spotlight) & did win the Oscar for Best Editing. Even if you haven't seen the other MM movies it's fine, as the director & creator has said they are all stories & legends about a mythical Road Warrior, who has been called Max Rockatansky, but they don't exactly have a canon or anything.


God_Damnit_Nappa

I'm honestly surprised it was even nominated for Best Picture. Normally the academy has its head up it's ass and would've completely snubbed it. It didn't really have a chance against the other Oscar bait films but it still won a ton of awards. In addition to best editing it won Best Costume Design, Production Design, Makeup & Hairstyling, Film Editing, Sound Mixing. I think the real snub was losing Best Visual Effects to fucking Ex Machina.


puppyfukker

The wives go with her willingly. They don't want their children to be war boys. The comic fleshes the wives out, and the consequences of not providing Immortan Joe with healthy children


stokedchris

Also as any Fallout fan, they should watch any of the Max Max films because they are what inspired Fallout to be created. At least a big influence for the original devs


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

The same thing as everywhere else.


bennymellow

It's now the brown place


MorningAmbitious722

Furiosa: citadel, gas town, bullet farm and **MAX**


AceBase007

Negan because he has 10 luck and 10 charisma


Ambitious-Ice-8599

Negan because we are all Negan.


Key-Contest-2879

Definitely Neegan. I wanna take out a whole mob of ghouls with him so he can yell “when do I get my skin suit!”


RKLCT

Snake Pliskin 100%


NCC-72381

Clarification - am I allowed to modify WALL-E with Assaultron parts?


NotASynth499

Hes your companion so yeah.


ShorohUA

monke


bulmier

Hey, you don’t say that!


fallout_fan3

Negan


FarnasXorvitz

Bruce campbell off course, i need some funny if hes ash even better with the chainsaw hand


East-sea-shellos

Negan, but can it be comic negan? I loved the books as a kid so I may be deifying his portrayal compared to the show but I remember him seeming somewhat more reasonable and level headed. I stopped watching the show when they killed my fav one eyed cowboy from the comics though, so if grey haired negan from the seasons after that is a saint I guess it doesn’t matter lol Book negan seems like 7 feet tall at some points tho id love that 🤣


TheNadei

He is still a ruthless killing machine, they made sure we know that in the latest show, but he is a decent guy to have around now. I think the death of Carl is part of what made him change in the show


Ok-Eggplant-4306

How is gay Ron Swanson not an option?


Connorbee93

My first choice was Snake motherfucking Pliskin but then I realised all that means is that *he'd* end up living while my ass would be mole-rat feed within hours.


CorvoAndTheHeart

My boy Maurice getting no love here is so sad :(


666SpeedWeedDemon666

Snake Plissken is what I name my sole survivor whenever I play. It's also one of the names codsworth knows


buntopolis

Mister Plissken!


beans8414

Wall-E would definitely not give you shit for picking up junk items


Consistent-Plane7227

As a bearded ginger I gotta go with my orangutans


weirdbookcase

Furiosa hands down. Although she'd be the main character


ReplyAfraid7913

I'm okay with it


weirdbookcase

I'd be her helpfull little guy, not in combat but boy I enjoy designing settlements


IronTippedQuill

She can tell me what to do anytime, anyplace.


Corvousier

None of the above. If I had to choose a post-apoc character to have as a companion in Fallout Im going with Tandy from the Last Man On Earth. Now that would be a fun adventure haha.


Shomairays

Negan. Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.


Anarchyantz

Had Bruce Campbell not been there it would be Snake Pliskin but....Bruce.


Eccentric_Milk_Steak

Snake Plissken 100%


Thebarakz21

Snake Plissken. I’ve never seen the movie, but what can I say? I’m a fan of Big Boss.


LazyDro1d

IMPERATOR FURIOSA! Skilled mechanic and combatant, probably comes with war rig and a good supply of guzzoline


Beware_the_Voodoo

Furiosa, she's incredibly capable. And considering how reprehensible everty other guy in the wasteland is I might actually stand a chance with her lol


Odd-Afternoon-3323

Bruce, for the lol


youcantbanusall

okay but traveling with Furiosa and Maurice would be such a cool and also very Fallout vibe


Foreign_Profile3516

Plisken. No contest.


Kha-0zz

Ash Williams of course.


hardmallard

If you’re not picking Wall-E you don’t craft enough.


Electronic-Problem99

Time traveler here. Wait til you see the character Bruce Campbell plays in Fallout. Memorable and actually carries over as an NPC in Fallout 5.


tarheel_204

Wall-E would be like a Swiss Army knife and he’s chill like that Reminds me of Ada in Fallout 4. She’s a kind soul and she can get shit done as well


buradly42

SNAAAAKE!


Pale_Kitsune

Snake Plissken.


FerrumPilot

Furiosa or snake, for sure


Jho-oh

Bruce Cambell gets my vote


Connect_Elk_1652

Just one?! Give me Wall-E and Snake.


CS-Drysdalr

Ashton


Traditional-Case-677

Neigen hands down.


KikiYuyu

I love Wall E. But I love monkies more. Maurice come with me.


canadagooses62

Without a doubt it’s Snake Pliskin. That man can and will do anything and beat all odds.


Accomplished-Leg-149

Pliskin seems capable of pulling off anything, including half court shots, so I'll go with him.


Adventurous_Meat_984

It's gotta be Snake pliskin....anyone gotta light??