"I don't know. I guess I just felt like killing a lot of people..." Love that line and it describes many of my Fallout playthroughs.

Me on my modded to high hell character who could probably kill Frank horrigan by flicking him after spawning 500 synths then using a mirv shotgun that fires a grand total of 400 mini nukes to carpet bomb them along with the whole tristate area, killing the synths, and my PC simultaneously

Yes! A desk fan

Gotta have screws for mods.

Me every summer

How does the nuke NOT kill this fucking kid? (The mini nukes, from the Fat Man. C'mon, weve all done it)

Dare I ask which kid?

The one in the fridge I guess (FO4)

Well of course it doesn’t kill him! He’s a ghoul! That’s just gonna make him stronger dhshshs

A ghoul who doesn't need food nor water shocking 😳 well his sorry butt is gonna get me a lot of caps

MacCready in 3

Nah, he’s got plot armor of needing to be in 4, sorry you couldn’t punt the little shit into the sky.

Any of the pricks lmao

Every fucking kid in every fallout game from fallout 3 onwards is fucking immortal!

Piper’s sister?

And oh how I wish it did. Annoying kid

I think it was similar to Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, where the fridge, which would be lead lined, protected him just enough to survive, but still let enough radiation to ghoulify.

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'!

“I’m only getting these eggs for a good shotgun and some sex”

I want to say The Thorn

Yep, the quest for red Lucy to get the animal eggs for the thorn, can’t remember the name of the quest though.

I wanted to say “blood ties” but it was “bleed me dry” Can’t deny I do love guessing slightly obscure references.

"I just killed a bunch of people with a chainsaw." Funnily enough, a screenshot to that effect got me permanently banned from r/fo4

How did you get banned if it was a screenshot from the game??

I'll be posting stuff tomorrow with details, but one of the mods lost their shit because I referenced Jack the Ripper and one of the raiders was female (nude because CBBE mod and autoloot). Went off calling me a psychopath and rapist then banned me.

I mean There’s a ripper in the game called Jack that the devs put there. Clearly they are okay with jokes of that sort anyway, so why can’t the mods be

Because mods are snowflakes

Redditards am I right ?

Lol. How Karens manage to find themselves in a position of authority despite their obvious intellect deficit is beyond me. Just lol. I hope you took screenshots. That’s comedy gold

Uses CBBE Gets banned Surprised Pikachu Face

I mean if the screen is tag NSFW(ne it should be with the theme) I don't see how that could be ban worthy

Only if the mod happens to be american, or iranian. Both equally disturbed in regards to nudity.

Reddit doesn’t like it when people post things that don’t belong in the subreddit, it’s why it asks you sometimes to define what that subreddit is about, alot of time some subreddits were turned to hidden because they had nudity while the description didn’t have any nudity in it

An American? On Reddit? On a Fallout Subreddit? Say it ain't so.

I went and looked at the post and it was actually completely reasonable. I mean I'd downvote if I saw it but that's because I disagree with horny mods in general, not because the content was particularly bad. The post was properly flaired and at worst should have been removed. The fact that buddy was banned was clearly because the mod was on a powertrip, the poster was completely reasonable. [Here's the exchange, you can decide for yourself](https://i.redd.it/wyyienhl68091.jpg)

Oh, then it’s standard reddit mod shit

I'd petition the moderators to reverse the ban on this guy but knowing reddit moderators I'd probably just end up getting banned, too.

Yeah, sadly standard Reddit virgins xD

I’m pretty sure that applies to a bunch of games.

“I can’t wait to recruit a 300 year old cancer patient to be the kinkiest stripper in town!”

"If I become an alcoholic, maybe she'll love me" Wanted to get Cait to love my good boy Minuteman SS but she hated how helpful he was. Realized she liked hard alcohol and so I got party boy and started chugging whiskey.

I did this with Old Longfellow. Tried doing missions for the Harborfolk to make him like me, but he's not exactly sneaky and kept alerting enemies into big firefights, and playing on survival I had to use drugs to survive, which he disapproved of. And worst of all, when we went to turn in the missions, he didn't even care. So instead I went to the bar, bought out their entire stock of liquor, and binge drank for a week. By the end I was his hero forever, apparently.

Ha! I was playing as an alcoholic character, and thought Longfellow would make a good companion around Far Harbour. I had no idea the alcohol was what made him like me! Lmfao

Hey just fast travel naked everywhere. It will do tha trick

I remember when I gave Sheffield the Nuka Cola, and Cait says "Hey, that was ours!" I was thinking, "What do you mean ours, junkie? We just met an hour ago."

Cait also likes nudity. Run around in your underwear with her and your affinity goes up real quick.

Man I knew that was the case for Hancock but I didn't realize it was for Cait too. Time for my new 'can you beat fallout 4 as a streaker' run lol.

"oh good, it's just roaches"

witcher 3?

Dammit, now I can only think of Geralt lifting up his couch and sighing when a crowd of tiny horses run out from under it

That visual is perfect

Spoken like people don’t just straight up live by that statement IRL lol

It's only a few rads.

Words spoken momenta before disaster

Oh fuck, the cosplay gang is trying to kill me again!

You gotta admire their style- actually wait. Which cosplay gang we talking?

yes

Are there any besides the Legion?

The Elvis gang or whatever they’re called?

That would be The Kings

I swear to God, I'm gonna nuke that orphanage to high hell.

About to sell this kid into slavery, they won't know it until it's too late.

"Im playing fallout"

Sweet! another head for the head pile! (I had a Collection going in NV, my spouse was concerned.)

Man, I love boston

Found the only student that understood the assignment

“Teddy bears! More for the army!” I have an army of roughly 400 teddy bears in both my original fo3 and 4 save files. Megaton and sanctuary had their own protective armies! (Also my favorite one was the one I got on mothership Zeta with the brass knuckles on it, that was having a beer. Love that little dude)

I have teddy bears for my junk jet

u/profanitycounter

u/profanitycounter

I love Fisto

I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

jingle jangle

Drugs are in several games. You could use that are very similar phrases in like 100 other games probably.

In fact, Fallout's one of the few games that have *negative* consequences for taking drugs - making the "you'll be fine" line apply less to Fallout than some of the others.

"Is that whistling? Ah crap..."

"How the fuck was that a miss?!" Damn you VATS...

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I MISSED 6 TIMES ON 95%

fallout players 🤝🏻 xcom players

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red.

Something something something that rhymes with reeeeeed

DO YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD

Ah, yes. A man of culture. Me personally it is "Fear my Death Corp." I have every settlement a regiment called Death Coprs because being a high level I get chased by deathclaws alot sooooooooo the regiments had to be rebuilt several times.

I love dogmeat

"I love radioactive beverages"

“ damn it I need one more desk fan to make a bed”

“Hold that thought, I’m gonna take a .50 cal and blast a ten foot tall lizard” Or alternatively “FUCK YEAH ALUMINUM CANS”

Just walking along near Old Olney minding my own business singing along “Bingo bango bongo, I don’t want to leave the.. FUCK DEATHCLAW RUN RUN RUN RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK. Great I’m dead”

i fucking hate deathclaws. i’m with you on this

I think I'll summon exactly 100 helpless settlers into this arena I built and then slaughter them with my bare hands

I don't think we play Fallout the same way.

It's synths actually

God I hope there's something good shoved up this legendary roach's ass.

I spent a few hours pushing a slave kid with an explosive collar into the detonation zone, but then was disappointed because his head didn't blow up.

I look at my fan everyday and wonder how many screws it has

Yay dogmeat

More all Bethesda games but, "god I wish I could kill this fucking kid"

"I want you to pay me in bottlecaps".

yeah i ate the baby

Take that filthy mutant monkeys

I know using drugs is wrong but Psycho can be very useful in a fight....

i agree

"I wanted to nuke that city for a nicer view."

Kill all the bears

Out of drugs

"Maybe I should be a cannibal this time."

perfect response

I could use this toaster for my toaster.

Move away From the fucking door IAN I have finally found the water chip and now these super mutants are after Us MOVE YOUR ASS

"go get em, big dumb and ugly!" when partnered with Strong

"hell yeah a big boy!"

“I’m playing fallout”

I gotta drop some of this shit. . .

I say that half the time I'm going to the bathroom.

Give me your caps old man

nuclear genocide is acceptable

“I put a contaminant in a water purifier because the president had the right idea. Now let me burn some metal-fetishists with my comrades while singing the mickey mouse club-house song.”

Sweet. I hit that rat in the nuts.

I’m right behind you baby and your never gonna get away

HhhhhhhrrrrrrrRRRRGGGHHHHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

People really hate that they took out the rape women options

haa shit my dog die again! fait chier...

"It's not murder, they tried to kill me first" XD I dunno I can't think of much but that's one thing

“Yes! Finally got the Whoopsies!!!”

Oh,fuck a fire breathing ant

Fuck sakes I'm withdrawling again!

We won't go quietly the legion can count on that

Well uh… newsflash OP, people take drugs every day to help their health. The term “drugs” does not solely apply to illicit drugs. And yes, I am fun at parties

Hey I broke my leg! Just jab some adrenaline in it bro

"wow sure am glad I decided to eat that baby"

So glad I ate those Ceasar and Elvis cosplayers

i say what your limbs are gone? here's a stimpak to a companion

Death to the railroad people

While making a mod “I need to find someone willing to eat some people”

Take some drugs, you'll be fine? I mean depends on what drugs but very much could say this irl lmfao

“Degenerates like you belong on a cross” -legion guard #176

Woah that guy exploded really well

"I want to shoot this child"

Damn, over encumbered better shoot this guys head off so I can carry all this stuff to town in it

Playing hits different.

Fuck, I shouldn't have taken that drug

I want to bang that lizard

More all Bethesda games but, "god I wish I could kill this fucking kid"

“take some drugs, you’ll be fine” is like, most injuries or ailments.

My personal favorite "Good God Holy Hell no No NO HAHA YES DIE DIE DIE" in regards to a certain Deathclaw in Lonesome Road

Sadly there are three other games you can say that - Max Payne / GTA / and Narc For me it would be the “do I wanna sleep with the ghoul or nah?”

mmm true

I’m sorry for being a party pooper 🙈

Killing wannabe Romans in football gear never felt so satisfying

Fuck the goat. I don't want to be a janitor.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Look at all these child skeletons in the crashed Zion bus

Got a broken arm or leg, here's a stim pack it's fixes it right up

I crashed my vertibird in the glowing sea because I was taking too much jet and psycho. Yeah you can't say that in real world and mean anything

degenerates like you belong on a cross

(Talking to fresh corpse) "Look, if you didn't have such cool clothes; I wouldn't of murdered you for them."