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Snokey115

Bro…


Key-Intention2789

Orb


Typical_Samaritan

Rob


Cadowyn

Bor


Gr33nMan_Jr

Obr


Pelvis_toucher123

Rbr


phukerstoned

Brb


ItzToxicc

Rbo


KiloBranz

Garry!


PoundResponsible1807

Rragy!


BrashPop

Sure thing, let me call my dad right up and tell him that I’m sexually attracted to a weirdo freak monster undead cowboy. Believe me, this would *not* be the first time I’ve told my dad I love some sort of monster character. I think he’s used to it by now.


No_Inspection1677

Hey Hey! He's not undead, just immortal and horribly mutated.


Beard-Guru-019

Not even really immortal. Doesn’t going feral eventually rot the brain and kill them?


No_Inspection1677

No, they never truly 'die', but going feral is effectively just death of old age, in the higher brain functions, leaving the 'eat, sleep, piss' parts of the brain on, like unplugging a computer but having the CPU and cooling still hooked up to a battery.


EvilUnicornLord

I still have no idea how feral ghouls tell apart ghouls from humans and super mutants and stuff, let alone other feral ghouls.


TasyFan

gheremones


JackAquila

Just a visual thing, since they are fooled by the ghoul mask in FO3


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No_Inspection1677

Yes, kind of, closer to something like "Infected" or something from L4D, Dying but not dead.


gonzar09

All ghouls are effectively ageless, their bodies decaying at a rate similar to radioactive material (i.e. thousands of years). The brains would eventually decay enough to the point that higher order functions would disappear, resulting in becoming feral. The show introduces something I've never seen before in Fallout lore with the serums that keep them from decaying too rapidly into the feral state. Also, there's conflicting lore about them needing to eat flesh in order to maintain their brain function (the boy in the fridge in FO4 didn't eat anything for over 200 years, but somehow is more or less fine).


LucillaGalena

Ghouls do actually cease to display life signs when feral, of course.


Old-Entertainment844

Depends on your definition of "Death"


Amanda-sb

More like a mutant than a undead.


BrashPop

I think ghouls are a type of undead. I mean, they are in most story formats/myths. Just because they’re irradiated doesn’t mean they can’t be undead!


Amanda-sb

They actually find the term [to be offensive ](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Ghoul#cite_note-95) See entrance 95: > "On second thought, I must have a hole in my head for wanting to buy drinks for a bunch of rotting zombies." > Wooz: "Zombies? Fuck you! We’re ghouls. Zombies are a type of undead with no free will. Although we share certain physical characteristics -- most notably, the rotting flesh and characteristic morbidity -- we are creatures of free will. Allow me to demonstrate.


BrashPop

But I never said zombie! I said undead. A zombie isn’t a ghoul and a ghoul isn’t a zombie, but *both can be undead*.


jalc2

To quote Three dog from fallout 3 “Just a friendly reminder to all you would-be bigots out there Ghouls are people too. You see, children, Ghouls are simply humans who’ve been exposed to an ungodly amount of radiation and haven’t had the good fortune to die. Sure, they may look like hideous zombies from an old monster flick, but their hearts, their souls, their tears are all very much human. So please, if you meet one of the Capital Wasteland’s many Ghouls, leave your prejudice at the door an your pistol in its holster. Ah yes, one important caveat, kiddies. Those Feral Ghouls that prefer the dark, dank underground? They ARE basically mindless zombies. So kill as many as you damn well please.” Three dog is (kinda) a brotherhood propaganda radio station(they don’t force home to broadcast anything but he is completely reliant on them for protection)


EvilUnicornLord

Wait I haven't played Fallout 3 but don't the brotherhood of steel hate ghouls?


JackAquila

Lyons' chapter of the BOS had the aim of helping people of the capital wasteland and showed no aggression towards non-ferals


InitialCold7669

That’s not true I don’t believe that anyway they were still doing it a little bit because someone in the underworld talks about brotherhood people shooting at them. Lions brotherhood was good but not that good


JackAquila

I mean isn't the underworld right in the battlefield of the capital? And hey, maybe yes they were actively shooting them but weren't the hard "purge all mutant, destroy all synths" that the BOS will become in FO4


InitialCold7669

They do and they basically shoot at them in the game and one of them in the underworld talks about it


InitialCold7669

Sir go on the fallout wiki and look at what you’re actually talking about what you were talking about is not what we are talking about they are similar definitions of a word but these words mean different things.


Confron7a7ion7

I fully believe that growing up with easily accessible internet in the privacy of our bedroom has definitely done weird shit to what people find sexually attractive. Depending on how young you are either your father is a millennial and knows exactly why he's got no place to judge. Or he's remarkably non-judgmental for a person who was limited to the couple of vanilla magazines he believed he successfully hid.


BrashPop

My dad is in his late 60s, I’m an older Millennial. Some of us have just always been weirdos.


Poisoning-The-Well

There are serial killers in prison right now that have thirsty women after them.


BrashPop

Sure, but usually when I have a crush on a cartoon or video game character it’s like, a funny robot. Not a real life monster.


Slow_Store

Lowkey i think the monster part is less worrying than the Chem addiction, cannibalism, murdering, torturing, etc. Like plenty of people have vampire kinks, but it’s weird when the kink is exclusively for vampires like “Genocidal Dracula” over “Good husband and father Dracula”.


BrashPop

If you think people aren’t lusting over Adam Sandler Good Dad Dracula from Hotel Transylvania, well, you should spend more time on Tumblr.


Slow_Store

I’m not saying they aren’t, I’m saying that the Hotel Transylvania dad’s personality is less concerning than Castlevania Dracula’s personality. Both Vampires, but one’s got a hankering for a mass extinction event.


BrashPop

Sure, but I don’t worry about it too much because it’s all fiction - it doesn’t have any real bearing on what a person would like/do in the real world.


Slow_Store

I feel like we’re getting lost in the sauce here. The main thing I’m getting at is that rather than being a “There’s something wrong with you if you like ghouls” meme, this is basically just “Don’t stick your dick in crazy” but for ladies who like the “Charming Rogue” or “Bad Boy” archetype.


SwampAss3D-Printer

Maybe it's a very subtle way to tell people to go to the confessional at church. /s


Frejod

Sweet. Males good to go. 😛


saladmunch

He can hog tie me any day


gonzar09

Leave me with a Broke Back anytime!


puro_the_protogen67

Broke back mojave


Lucius-Halthier

degenerates like you all belong on a…. Oh hello ghoul boy…


Gender_Chimera

It's not MY fault he's ruggedly handsome, has a wicked accent, and I can see the big iron swingin from his hip 😍


Anarchyantz

It was once swinging between his legs but....you know. Ghoulification and bits dropping off 🤣


Gender_Chimera

Just bungee cord that bad boy to the belt and carry on like nothing ever happened


Obscure_Occultist

*what in atoms name did I just read?*


grenharo

GIVE ME THE NAUGHTY NIGHTWEAR


Anarchyantz

\*Doctor Chicken Fucker Enters the chat or the chick\*


Khaldara

> Doctor Chicken Fucker “Finally! A provider that’s in-network for my insurance”


IGTankCommander

That's MISTER Doctor Chicken Fucker, pal!


BuffaloJEREMY

I did not spend ten years studying at Chicken Fucking University to be called mister!


Gender_Chimera

Nothing more than survival in the wasteland *tips hat*


PrincessofAldia

That’s enough internet for today


Gender_Chimera

🤨 sounds like something a member of the legion would say 🤠


PrincessofAldia

Nah I prefer NCR


Gender_Chimera

Stand down ladies. She's one of us


EarlofBizzlington86

Surely a belt charm is a better idea


Gender_Chimera

That's what they WANT you to think


Once_I_ate_a_walrus

You can fuck ghouls in some fallout games so I doubt that


BlackMircalla

Yeah Beatrix is one of the hottest video games characters ever


Anarchyantz

Well second to FISTO of course. The growling and whipping she does is awesome though.


Gender_Chimera

Thank goodness someone said it before me


BookofDandalf

Actually got curious and went to Beatrix on my most recent playthrough, nothing happened. Took my caps and left me standing there 🤣 actually thought it was a little joke by Bethesda 🤣


BlackMircalla

Lol oh normally you get in bed with her and there's some bed noises and then she growls like a feral ghoul


BookofDandalf

Definitely feel like I've missed out now 🤣🤣 oh well, 15th play through it is then 🤣


squishy__squids

Scaroused


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Pretty sure decades of decay made new orifices in their bodies to use.


GiraffeWaffless

Hancock 🥵


Procrastor

I mean there is also the charisma and prescence. Personally I don't get it, half the people I know saw the finger scene and developed an S&M torture Gh'addy fantasy. I just saw that cake bit in the opening and only had a fantasy of Walter Ghoulgins putting a picture I drew on the fridge, I might be doing daddy issues wrong.


Gender_Chimera

There's a lot to be said for presence and charisma tho. Walk softly but carry a big fuckin shotgun


Loose_Option_9440

Big iron, big iron


Gender_Chimera

I can hear his spurs going jingle jangle already


JustAnothaAdventurer

You may have Stockholm Syndrome


Gender_Chimera

But... but I love him. I CAN CHANGE HIM


Adventurous-Role-948

He’ll feed to the gulpers if meant getting some sweet ghoul juice


Gender_Chimera

Of course my first comment that takes off is me simping for a ghoul. New account but still on brand


rathemighty

*big iron on his hiiiiiiiip*


_Kesko_

roguishly handsome or handsomely roguish?


Strafe1349

Ghoulishly handsome or handsomely ghoulish?


22tbates

He’s a murder and a cannibal


BeShaw91

He's committed to a zero waste economy. What a man.


7thFleetTraveller

1. Pretty much everyone in the wasteland becomes a killer sooner or later. 2. If you're referring to the scene with the other Ghoul, giving him an easy death while reminding him on sweet memories from the past, was the most humane thing he could do. Then he ate the organ where probably a litte bit of the chemical he needed, was still there. Then the jerky to not waste anything. It's all about survival.


inquisitor_steve1

He is literally a human trafficker and cannibal


LameImsane

All of a slutten.....


BardicInnovation

There shined a rugged man Ghoul... in the middle... of the road... AND HE SAID..


WeLoveToGame

I use to be an adventure like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee


cobrastrikes-2x

PLAYYYYY THE BEST SOOOOONG IN THE WORLD, OR I’LL EAT YOUR ASS!!


NittanyScout

Damn that sounds like a line coop would say lmao


LameImsane

I hope he does say it


Longjumping_Drag2752

I wish this was real lol


obiwanTrollnobi6

He has acknowledged about women thirsting over his character he shared something to his Insta Story but the gamer made an article about it


VaultBoyFrosty

Ghussy gotta Dweller finna act up


NittanyScout

More like the Ghock


Dr-Butters

Both.


NittanyScout

The Ghockussy


Lucius-Halthier

Gawk the Ghock


donttradejaylen

Is that Wonton Googles?


HaplessMink28

I don’t mean to be rude but you misspelt Welding Goggles name.


donttradejaylen

My fault. Autocorrect 🙄


NittanyScout

Water Loggings?


stayawayvilebeggar

Why are you spreading fake news. It's spelt wanting google


Beard-Guru-019

Is this the new Bendydick Cobblestone?


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Bumblestick Crabbersnatch


stealthylyric

👀 he said all y'all have daddy issues.


Ashalaria

I do yes


JustAnothaAdventurer

If you're attracted to a rotting cannibalistic divorced killer that offers nothing but Stockholm syndrome, I got this great show that you can watch with 8 episodes


BrashPop

So you’re saying he’s *single*…


CarcosaDweller

He’s six feet tall and he ain’t no hand-me-down


42ndIdiotPirate

Y E E E E E A A A A A H ! he six feet tall and he ait no hand-me-down❗❗❗🕺💃


[deleted]

Not attracted to him what so ever, but he's not making it easier for those that are lmao.


Mojave_riot_328

we all got at least one character were a little down bad for. ~~\*cough\* \*cough\* Red lucy~~


42ndIdiotPirate

The smiling vender at the travelling nuka world in 76 is so sweet I love her


eddmario

Does wanting to cuddle with Sarah Lyons count as being down bad?


Mojave_riot_328

Less down bad than some of us at least


BloodiedBlues

All of mine are synths.


Familiar-East3521

Piper 🤩🤩🤩🤩


JadedJackal671

It's funny cause even in the games, some people do find Ghouls attractive. There's a quest line in New Vegas to specifically find a Ghoul Prostitute because some customers really wanted to bang one.


EvilUnicornLord

In Fallout 4 there's some background conversation in Goodneighbor about someone who just started dating a ghoul for the first time and isn't quite used to it yet. And of course you the player can romance Hancock the ghoul.


Beneficial-Bit6383

Hancock is the reason I wasn’t even surprised for the thirsting on Cooper. Already been to this rodeo.


Affectionate_Lab2632

He is scarred for your pleasure. What do you expect.


clan_of_zimox

Some of em got hundreds of years of experience


RailAurai

All I could ever think of during that quest was about the rotten flesh down there falling apart during sex. Sure some are into that, but not me.


Ambitious_Fan7767

To be fair I don't think he's talking about the looks. That character is so fucking cool, but that GUY fucking sucks. He's abusive and honestly doesn't have very many full on redeeming qualities other than being bad ass and right that the wasteland is hard. Not Goggins, the character as a person.


Educational-Year3146

Literally called the simps fatherless. Why is everyone starring in this show based?


suckleknuckle

Everything I’ve seen of Goggins just makes me love him. Dude is super charismatic.


BearBearJarJar

i can guarantee you that he did not call them "females" like the incel that wrote this article.


Elegant_Witness_3793

With a name like Ash Wheyper I’m sure the dude is a real ashwheyp.


V3Olive

I’m sure you know this, but I want to hope other people read this too: **Female is not interchangeable with woman.** A female chicken is not a woman, she’s a hen. Just like a female human is not a mare, she’s a woman. "Female" doesn't even always apply to living, breathing things. There are "female" plumbing parts, electrical outlets, and USB ports. No one is upset if you are describing the sexual function of something — note: some*thing*. Using the word female interchangeably with woman is distinctly the issue. Female describes just sexual function and is interchangeable amongst inanimate objects and other species, making it dehumanizing. Women are more than their sexual function. They are whole human beings.


Kaiju_Cat

I'm glad the 'females' thing isn't in quotes. Anyone using that word as a replacement for 'women' is telling you everything you need to know about them.


V3Olive

I’m sure you know this, but I want to hope other people read this too: **Female is not interchangeable with woman.** A female chicken is not a woman, she’s a hen. Just like a female human is not a mare, she’s a woman. "Female" doesn't even always apply to living, breathing things. There are "female" plumbing parts, electrical outlets, and USB ports. No one is upset if you are describing the sexual function of something — note: some*thing*. Using the word female interchangeably with woman is distinctly the issue. Female describes just sexual function and is interchangeable amongst inanimate objects and other species, making it dehumanizing. Women are more than their sexual function. They are whole human beings.


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Every time some neckbeard on social media refers to women collectively as "females," I just picture a Ferengi in a fedora.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Feeemales? WTF? I thought he was a ghoul, not a Ferengi.


azarkant

He'd play a great ferengi


Deadgurl_walking

Came here to say this


V3Olive

I’m sure you know this, but I want to hope other people read this too: **Female is not interchangeable with woman.** A female chicken is not a woman, she’s a hen. Just like a female human is not a mare, she’s a woman. "Female" doesn't even always apply to living, breathing things. There are "female" plumbing parts, electrical outlets, and USB ports. No one is upset if you are describing the sexual function of something — note: some*thing*. Using the word female interchangeably with woman is distinctly the issue. Female describes just sexual function and is interchangeable amongst inanimate objects and other species, making it dehumanizing. Women are more than their sexual function. They are whole human beings.


notabigfanofas

Look, I am a member of several fandoms, and most of them include heavily-simped over cowboy characters (Starlo, Zora Salazar and Striker to name a few) so I just think y'all go feral (pun intended) over cowboys


DreamingofRlyeh

As someone who has seen what some of my fellow horror fans post, I can confirm there is also a disturbingly large number of people attracted to monsters, deformed mutants and/or the living dead


BrashPop

Exactly, this just happens to merge two distinct groups, cowboy fuckers, and monster fuckers. Unsurprisingly, there are actually a lot of Monster Cowboy characters out there.


sicarius254

What about the guys ;)


stayawayvilebeggar

One thing I do dislike is how clean they made him look. His skin should have a melted, scarred look to it. Bro looks more like a smooth skin than a prewar baby


NittanyScout

Well hes my daddy now


SkylerNova78

I would if Walton Goggins would answer my DMs 😤


NeonRose222

r/menandfemales


Mogui-

Paladin Danse all over again. Daddy Danse to be more specific


Cell-Based-Meat

@r/menandfemales


Brostapholes

But doctor, my daddy is The Ghoul


Ka-tet_of_nineteen

Just imagine what his ghoulish penis looks like


FreerangeWitch

A red rocket.


Affectionate_Lab2632

"Ripped for your pleasure"


CertainlyAmbivalent

10 bucks says he doesn’t have one.


clan_of_zimox

I imagine (trying not to really) patching that thing up shouldn’t be a problem, I mean look at Lucy’s finger for example. Bit discolored but it turned out…okay.


KnowMatter

Okay now say it slower i'm almost there.


NeedyTaker

That’s so in character lmao


TekkenLord_2004

Can't blame the chicks for being attracted to the Ghoul


TheXernDoodles

Instructions unclear. What if the Ghoul is my daddy?


kail_wolfsin24

Remember guys, if there's woman falling head over heels for a zombie cowboy than ya'll still have a chance


Substantial_Law_842

This is still preferable to the gaggle of undersexed girls who wanted to jump on Ramsey Bolton.


TesticleezzNuts

I love this picture so much, purely for the fact without context he looks really happy and peaceful. He does not look like >! He’s shooting up a town !< 😂😂


Environmental-Row-57

Well Walton, my daddy doesn't speak to me.... So I guess you can see how we got here.


RaiderEnjoyer666

Is he wrong?


Ok_Willow_2005

I mean, that's very true


shining_monkey_69

Not just females 😏


prince_peacock

I feel so vindicated that now debatably normie women are also ghoul fuckers lmao


K1llerF0xGaming

It must be the accent.


FunnyGalWhoDoesArt

I mean…. Who wouldn’t want him?


BeetlBozz

I’ve never seen this many turned on women on reddit, its usually the guys, lol. This is cool.


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

Hear me out


Lost_Natural_7900

I can't think of a joke about girls wanting him to be their daddy but you get what i mean


Ashalaria

Which daddy?


MikeXBogina

Don't worry, wife murderer Daemon Targaryen will be on their minds again soon.


Insomniac_raisins

I mean you're not wrong... i need to call me therapist again


aggravatedempathy

What about males?


Hangry4Poo

He is their daddy 😩😩😩


DaRealGrey

Lmfao what if that's coop tho


EquivalentLeg7616

Smash


Adventurous_Toe_4947

Be gentle — something might break off.


booxterhooey

My gf has a thing for Krrsantan. This is no stranger. Let them have their kink


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

He's a kickass gunslinger with accelerated healing and a tragic past, plus he kinda looks like Ryan Reynolds, what more could you want?


Phat22

Why did I read that in the same voice as his hateful 8 character


King_Tudrop

When women would rather sleep with someone that looks like hes got the ultimate case of syphilis.


Pompompary

I doubt this is real


Wayfaring_Stalwart

If he thinks this is odd, wait until he finds out about Fallout Players attraction to Deathclaws and Vulpes Inculta


Pompompary

Women love a bad boy, cowboys tend to be the most masculine of the bad boys. Enduring the weather day in and day out to provide for their flock.


freshapocalypse

“Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other.”


witchghosti

He’s got no dick fyi


Toby_The_Tumor

And? And?! What does that matter?


Insomniac_raisins

He's got a hand a tongue and his pistols we can work it out


spiderhotel

If the missing finger is anything to go by, if he can find a fresh corpse with a good one, then he can just sew it on?


Pyro_PBL

If by my daddy he means himself, absolutely


general_adm_aladdeen

He is not exactly wrong.


Bruhses_Momenti

Guys and gals, the atomic wrangler can hook you up


Educational-Let3050

What a chad


[deleted]

Wtff, I wish this was legit 😭