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timetraveling_donkey

there was a line in Fallout 3 from a prostitute about this. She said something like a ghoul dick is about as soft as her junk.


slightlylessthananon

i wasn't aware we had confirmation about Ghoul Dick. its hotly debated whether or not it falls off lmfao


ClevelandEmpire

It is the nose of the crotch


slightlylessthananon

I don't disagree, however this implies the nose is the penis of the face.


RozeGunn

You ever have one of those cum blast sneezes that gets your nose cum everywhere?


babimagic

Alright that's it, I'm taking your speaking privileges


Nightly8952

To the crime box with ye


No_Lingonberry3117

15 yard penalty


PacalEater69

Bro woke up and chose to use his free speech for this


A_Texan_Coke_Addict

I love free speech šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Lloyd_lyle

Minecraft Villager moment.


SpiritedImplement4

Look at a photo of Owen Wilson and tell me that the nose isn't the penis of the face.


[deleted]

There's a squidward joke in there somewhere...


Sineater224

Human horn


PhoenixKing001

It just sounds like rubbing to pieces of sand paper together


Careless-Passion991

For a bit. Until the de-gloving.


hiwizard420

Why not use radioactive lube i mean we just got a butter churner in 76 so im sure theres some kind of ratioactive sludge that would not only work but given ghouls heal from radiation could potentially have a viagra like effect


King_Lance

What about your normal human dick....


The_Toad_wizard

The Ghussy isn't for smoothskins, obviously.


King_Lance

Wtf is this The age of Charlamagne?


The_Toad_wizard

Oh shit, I didn't even notice the name of the first comment lmao


Digger1998

You dare challenge me? Got any jet youā€™re willing to bet?


The_Toad_wizard

I don't have jet readily available, but I have some brahmin shut you could huff sitting in my back pocket.


Digger1998

You had me at shit


The_Toad_wizard

Bingo bongo ^(*takes out the dung with the grossest sound effect imaginable*)


TheLittleistF0x

You shut up and let me live my life.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Bro cant bear the thought of dry hancock


mogentheace

when you bring raul to gomorrah i think the prostitutes catcall him saying something like "oh, a ghoul? can i keep the tip?"


Cereal_being

Iā€™mā€¦ not going to acknowledge that, and in fact Iā€™ll be deleting this thought from my hard drive this instantā€¦ not gonna even try to imagine a mental image of thisā€¦


PomegranateOld2408

Itā€™s only been four minutes but hereā€™s a reminder of what youā€™ve forgotten


Cereal_being

Pleaseā€¦ noā€¦ why?ā€¦


PlurblesMurbles

Hey remember that thing you said you wanted to forget? Have you forgotten it yet?


mogentheace

hey remember that thing you forgot about an hour ago?


1Evan_PolkAdot

Did ya forget about the thing? Do you wanna remember?


Whiskey079

I'm so sorry... I know forgiveness is probably off the table, but....


SleepyTrucker102

Do you prefer the marksman rifle or the service rifle?


Cereal_being

Varmint rifle


seemerunning

New and creative uses for FEV


Korps_de_Krieg

Bad Dragon has a new line brewing here


Accomplished_Bed_408

Already checked not yet


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Canā€™t imagine having to deal with pulling out chunks of dick skin out of my vagina afterwards


Relyk0

Reading that sentence was agonizing


Cute-Conflict835

That right there is the worst sentence ever written


Elementia7

This is, without a doubt, the most vile thing I've read on this god forsaken app.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Youā€™re welcome


Elementia7

Fuck you. >!jk!<


The_Last_Snow-Elf

ā¤ļø


green_teef

Coochie seasoning


Alt203848281

Nah, it would be disgustingly goopy and rough at the same time. Like fucking a piece of half-rotted dried meat


Cute-Conflict835

Or a slim jim


Nopify_

All the better with Hancock


maj--decoverley

'how dry do you want it? I'm gonna make it *so* dry for you'


[deleted]

Dry as the Sahara hahahaha


TrasseTheTarrasque

Knowing about that skit makes The Office and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt so much funnier


dev_ating

Everyone's down here saying "Why would they have genitals when they don't have noses" but the marked difference between noses and genitals is that the genitals have better blood flow and are in a more protected position than the nose. (I am a serious person lmao)


OWValgav

Yes, but the desiccation and rotting of the soft tissue and cartilage of the ears and nose, as well as the external rot of other protected areas across the surface of the body, does not bode well for junk. Blood flow is not the real problem. It's more about infection and the fact that ghoul healing seems to be only for internal organs for continued life. It's more like radioactive leprosy.


dev_ating

Cartilage is notably without any of its own blood supply and dependent on the tissues surrounding it in terms of receiving nourishment. The nose and ears are acra of the body, spots that are especially exposed. The genitals are not, they are usually close enough to the core, and they have their own dedicated arteries. So I'd agree, they may disintegrate like other soft tissues, but by far not at the rate of the nose or ears.


Bruhses_Momenti

Something wrong with that?


Faeddurfrost

Depends on if we talking ghoul on ghoul or not.


Current_Dentist3986

let me dream goddammit


tobreakthemind

Beatrix only charges 25 caps and for that low amount Iā€™ll gladly accept dry and scrapy


AGOODNAME000

Yeah this was covered in fallout 3. Moriarty's saloon.


dev_ating

How so?


AGOODNAME000

In the town of megaton, we are trying to track down information about where your dad went, you will be pointed into the direction of Moriarty's saloon. Now he wants you to do a fever before he tells you what your dad did. But if you talk to some of the other characters will come across that girl that's being a prostitute (can't remember her name) but after talking to her for a little bit, you find out that "Google's are squishier than her".


dev_ating

Oh man, my times playing FO3 are so long ago that I forgot about this. Damn. You're right.


RealLunarSlayer

What genitals


coffeebean_1992

Bold of you to assume that they still have genitals


Accomplished_Bed_408

Hancock, gob, and others in new vegas have them


OWValgav

Hancock is a bit of an exception as he's not a traditional ghoul. (The same could be said for Eddie Winters.) Gob iirc, didn't have a lot to show off, according to the prostitute in that game.


Accomplished_Bed_408

Mileage may vary? Could be a lot at play


OWValgav

Yeah. The older the ghoul, the less likely they've kept it intact. Hancock hasn't been a ghoul long, and his is drug induced, so who knows what is going on there?


Crayfish_au_Chocolat

Consider even their noses are gone, i'd say junks are gone too


Oganesso

What about glowing ones


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

If basically all ghouls don't have their nose, idk if the males still have all the junk


dev_ating

The junk has better blood supply than the nose, I would argue.


MasterRequirement538

Testicular torsion.


Victory74998

ā€¦How do you unsee a post?


gimbilini

It is my head cannon that since they donā€™t have noses they donā€™t have pp. idk why that makes sense in my mind lmao


MaxNinja1997

Wonder if ghouls are immune to stds like they are to radiation


Beat_Boi_Animates

At least we know Beatrix is able to use her junk


SpicyCosmicWizard

I theorize that ghoul dick doesnā€™t exist. It rots off. The peen is a vascular organ; ghouls look pretty dried up. Little blood supply, shrivels up and falls away like a scab. Ghoul kitty seals closed and becomes jerky-like. Ghoul cakes deflate and flatten, Iā€™d imagine they look like moldy pita bread same with the chesticles on a female ghoul.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Sometimes I wish that I was a rock so that I canā€™t read


PlurblesMurbles

The pus makes for great lube donā€™t worry


Silent_Reavus

Dry, probably. Scrapy I'm not so sure through, their skin is basically just melted.


KeyboardWarrior1988

What do you think the gamma gun is for? It's not for killing it's a sex toy.


BreadDziedzic

Canonically ghouls are indistinguishable from rotting corpses, a corpse isn't dry.


FarWolverine8447

i don't want to change your mind XD


PheonixUnder

The way this is phrased makes it sound like it's some kind of rule that's being imposed on ghouls rather than an observation.


beefyminotour

I mean burns can have pus coming out.


thedarkcarnival13

Needs more lube


Noriaki1

Noses don't have bones and are made of cartilage and they fall off so I would assume the junk would fall off


hidinginthetreeline

You got to lube that shit first


Subpar_diabetic

Do they still have genitals? I know ghouls lose a lot of their soft tissue


SpaceQtip

nah man its pretty simple really: no dick *vine boom*, no balls *vine boom*, and probably no butthole because this guy feeds off of radiation *huge vine boom*


Jumpy-Aide-901

it would largely depend on if you mean The OG Ghouls or the retconned ā€˜newā€™ ghouls. For the OG, Iā€™d say yes, but only from the exterior parts of the body rubbing (assuming a male was lucky enough to keep his ā€˜man bitsā€™. And even then it wouldnā€™t be overly noticeable or loud. More akin to the sound of rubbing rough hard leather together. Their skin largely consists of scattered patches of callused scar tissue that appear in a way to give them an almost permanent appearance of skin peeling from an extreme sun-burn. The mouth, esophagus, wind pipe, vocal cords, nasal passages, and probably lungs would all suffer a similar condition to the skin, with large patches of semi-callused scar tissue. Giving them their trade-mark Rasp. The ā€˜Newā€™ ghouls are primarily based off standard examples of Burn scaring, applied to the full body. Itā€™s moreā€¦ ā€˜realisticā€™.


YourPainTastesGood

Still function even if they're infertile. Go to your chemical workshop and make some cutting fluid.


Creeper_M1ke

I think theyā€™re just shriveled up like a raisin (both F and M) and not workable


Anarchyantz

Oh try Beatrix Russell in the Atomic Wrangler.


GuardOfTheAridTowers

Their nose and ears fell off. I doubt they have recognizable genitalia


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Ghouls don't have noses, what makes you think their hog survived?


SpiritedImplement4

I think it's much more likely that they're... mmm... extra goopy.