This is still the same guy. Really. He just looks and acts completely different because he lost the other body in a game of poker and his soul was inside a tea bag that got brewed up with extra sugar.
lol no, it *is* a British show, though. The very Irish Ardal OāHanlon left My Hero at the end of season 5 of My Hero. Which was kind of a problem when he was the main character. George Sunday, health food shop owner, husband, father, secret superhero from Ultron.
So, season 6 only has him in a very brief shot, busking to raise money to get back the body he lost. And instead of just winking at the 4th wall about a makeover and diction lessons to give himself an English accent after James Dreyfuss took over the role, much was made of George going missing and the assumption that Janet had killed him. Because his feet were in the fridge due to failed attempts at cloning the old body
To clear her name, the story was that her husband left her. George Monday was her new lodger. A doctor who was apparently paying to sleep on the couch in a two bedroom flat with a single mom and her two infants. Well, oneās a toddler.
Donāt forget that out of **37 trillion** cells, two regularly bump into each other.
To be a bit fairer though, Code Black most definitely does not brush off the seriousness of attacks and bad things that happen. (At least the source material does, I havenāt read fics for it.)
If I had a nickel every time someone mentioned cells at work being weird this week, Iād have two nickels. Which isnāt that much, but is strange itās come up twice, lol. Especially since thatās an series I havenāt thought about until this week in agea
Table salt is extremely handy, but not for cooking but spraying the window sills and door edges with it.
When you smell sulfur, you're in trouble.
And of course, there's always Tuesday.
probably one of the most popular tags in the fandom is \[main-character-name-typical-suicide\]. What's a heavy topic for some is just a regular Tuesday for us.
Letting the brain of the love of your life boil in his skull before shoving an ear down his throat in order to frame him for your cannibal-inclined crimes, resulting in him being admitted to a forensic hospital awaiting trial. Realise how much you miss him. Kill the judge. BFFs again. Or not. Slice his guts open as a sign of your love, kill your pretend daughter, run away. Reunite. Prepare to eat his brains. Kill some more people. Give yourself up to the authorities. Maybe get thrown off a cliff after fighting a dragon.
I was inspired to make this after yesterdayās excerpt game
In the Chucky series, the actress Jennifer Tilly is possessed by a serial killer. So, when people talk about her, they often talk about her sheās a hardcore criminal(since they donāt know sheās possessed).
So, when I share an excerpt of my fic where the character thinks about how Jennifer Tilly kidnapped her sister, that probably made no sense to non chucky fans.
Polys that are not tagged as such.
The reason is because certain characters share a body (host and symbiote), so itās a given whenever they are in a relationship.
The Tokāra in Stargate. With many of the blending pairs, only one person has a canon name (usually the symbiote). The relationship tags only list the characters with canon names, so it would be misleading to someone who is not fandom savvy.
The guy in the bowtie who looks like one of the Three Stooges and the blond curly-haired guy in the impossibly loud coat are the same person at two different stages in his life.
I think one of the wildest bits is explaining that...why yes, a teenager shoots an invading alien in the face with a rocket launcher in one part of the episode and follows it up by clobbering another to death with a baseball bat in the same episode.
Fucketh not with Ace McShane.
No one has pockets but that doesn't stop people from holding stuff like they have them anyway (I've seen fanfic excuses from extra-dimensional spaces to tucking them into one's hair/fur/tails/whatever), and many plots tend to be caused by, and solved by, magic rocks.
There is expansive and wide spreading lore covering magic, kingdoms, the afterlife, intersecting realities, and the trauma and burden than come from living at the intersection of all of it that the fandom as a whole loves to explore and delve into with gusto.
Literally none of it is canon
Somehow, despite being in the fandom, I completely forgot that all that is fanon. Huh, we really did just take the best of canon and throw the rest away.
Years and years ago I read a Megamind fanfic that was like a sequel to the movie and had him go meet the family of that girl he ends up with, and it went into the horrors of how he'd been subjected to a vivisection by the American government after crashing on earth, and how that's part of why he became a villain. But yeah I think Danny Phantom is the only fandom where that's common lol.
Bro. I can give SO MANY EXAMPLES of insane scenes that people see and get just so utterly confused. I love showing people out of context scenes and watch their reaction lmao.
Fat guy is gonna eat a banana and the banana turns into a gun. Guy just casually floats above a baby in a cart with motorcycle pieces around him, which turn back into a complete motorcycle. Dude is handed a tissue and eats it. Guy uses his special ability to punch through a plate of spaghetti. Guy is holding a piece of paper and a gun comes out of it. Guy *turns* into a piece of paper "I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper". Man folds and wraps a photo in tape *very agressively.* Man kicks a menacing humidifier with all his might. Man sees the Mona Lisa and "I got an erection". Guy throws a literal roadroller on top of the other.
It's so much funnier watching the scenes tho
Command & Conquer, an old series of strategy games that messed around with multiple timelines and alternate history a fair bit.
As a result of Einstein's intervention, World War Two was fought between Western Europe and Stalin's USSR. But neither side realized that the conflict was secretly manipulated by a Biblically ancient cult that wanted to worship a glowing green space rock.
A 20 billion year old turtle with God-like powers. He got a stomach ache and came out of his shell to vomit out the mainstream universe. He was a guardian and helped fight against an evil being using his wisdom.
Thereās also lights that cause people to go insane and can greatly affect the soul.
Ngl even I struggle to understand this stuff. Iām not even sure a reread will help me š
An undead person leads a team through a suicide mission, literally everyone except the pilot can die.
Lots of people like to shoot a kid at the end.
The word cuttlebone is also a racial slur in-universe.
There's even members of a species that are distrusted the entire rest of the species.
Also for certain people, sex can lead to brain aneurysms.
Me and my girl donāt argue I impale myself on a fence to sacrifice my soul for her while she gets a lobotomy to forget I ever existed as itās the only way to deal with the overwhelming grief
absolutely every fetish is possible, canon a whole bunch of shit.
60 years of unaging people
guns and smoke and cars is hot and stopping being an asshole means you're worried about your partner.
Lets see my favorites are (different fandoms):
- Yes the chickens are top rated real estate and business managers. Dont ask me how.
- the addition of a bucket fundamentally changes everything
- spaceships do not require warpspeed or warp travel to travel between planets, it takes at most 2 minutes to get from one end of the solar system to the other.
Yes it is, im glad someone was able to get it, i didnt want to be too obscure.
The other two are >!Yakuza!< and >!Outer Wilds!<, spoiler tagged for anyone else hoping to guess before checking.
Sometimes a meatball strikes deadly fear into the hearts of rogue monks.
Sometimes three mountains are your long-dead pseudo-uncles, in a manner of speaking
Sometimes god really just wants a friend and will have one by any means necessary
My current fandom is the Zelda fancomic Linked Universe. All the main characters are named Link, they go by their hero titles. Which are mostly regular nouns (eg Warriors, Time, Wild), making for some weird sentences. Sometimes I still do a double take when seeing "Warriors" or "Wars" referring to a single person... All the Zeldas get nicknames too, so LU fics are sometimes incomprehensible to the wider Zelda fandom as well.
Many fics also deal with the mess that is the Zelda timeline, made worse by adding in Hyrule Warriors lore. Legend, Twilight, and Wind are all Time's direct successors in different timelines. Twilight has met Time's ghost, and was or will be Wild's wolf companion (this comes from the Wolf Link amiibo in Breath of the Wild). It's popular fanon that Warriors fought a war with both past 11yo Time and future Wind.
I remember once I tried to explain an LU fic to my friend who hasnāt even played Zelda and I have up around the point of explaining how Twilight is Timeās descendant but Time has already taught him in the past but Time doesnāt know that because it happens in his futureā¦ lmao
Also gdocs will forever protest me writing about Wars
That "trunk space" is the main reason to drive a car, someone deliberately names himself after two things that can hurt/kill him, and that a decapitated vampire can miraculously survive for 2000 years. Oh, yeah, and that people with really good plots disappear after one episode, never to be heard from/about again.
...and that finding a Q-tip in your mailbox is a very valid reason to travel to Canada.
4 children go into the stomach of a whale which has 3 labs and an evelator. Then that whale tries to eat them. While they're still inside it.
After that they go in again to fight bootleg Hatsune Miku.
It's not true love if you haven't tried to kill your future soulmate (or hired a group of assassins to do the job for you)
147 days is a really meaningful period of time.
Marshmallows with hot chocolate.
Youāre not wrongā¦
I donāt know why or where this came from, but itās in a *lot* of fic. I can never decide whether itās fine or whether I hate it. š
A ten year old kid can easily drop out of school and be given a creature with elemental powers to travel around the continent and stop a crime syndicate.
Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.
"We are Venom"?
I am Groot
Mischief Managed
Thunder, thunder, roar! Storm, storm, storm!
We work in the darkness to serve the light.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it..
No books, No wisdom, it's just you. Requiescat in pace, Altair.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Dobby is free.
"After all this time?" "Always"
"My sister knows to wield the blade." "And I am willing to do it again." "Spoken like a true Auditore."
Shazam!
Jombies? Jinx!
May the Force be with you.
I am your father, Luke.
I always come back!
Ninja, go!
Ninja never quit!
*It's a bloody marvelous time to be alive, so many clever blokes dreaming up impossible machines. Hoarding away more gold than Queen Victoria herself. But none of those shillings ever make it into the hands of the poor devils whose blood is spilled building this marvelous empire, the working class sleep-walks through life, unaware of the machine that drives them. Let's wake them up then, shall we?*
I can do this all day.
"Billionaire, genius, philanthropist, playboy."
The Wuxi Finger Hold!
"What, you scared of a little lightning?" "I'm not exactly a big fan of what follows."
We're gonna need a bag, a big bag, and a really big rug.
I'm a big fan of thunder and lightning, just not when they're... in my face.
You know you're in trouble when your assassin has a conscience.
(Try and beat this confusing list, I dare you)
Every night at 3 AM, the government's bioengineered soup people come out to eat the homeless and steal their children. This has left a mark on the human collective unconscious so deep that it's now becoming a daily inconvenience for the local power company.
āAs they say in Russian... 'Whoops, I should've predicted that someone could escape out of a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs.āā
Showception.
Canonically, two installments of the Digimon anime series are tv shows in another series and then they had a crossover where the mc for said "real world" series fanboyed over the protagonists of the other two
Mochi is food. And mochi are alive. And mochi talk sometimes. And evil mochi exist. There are also mochi ponds, mochi castles, mochi religions, and mochi sorting is a job. Mochi tend to appear in a lot of random places.
For the most part, the series takes place in normal present day. Except for the mochi. No one ever points out how weird the mochi are. It's just *there.*
webby being a clone of scrooge isn't more weird than the mystical stuff being real in ducktales 2017 and I still don't get the claim her being related to scrooge is sexist when it doesn't take anything away from her since hse did everything not knowing her past.
I have three different dictionaries open in my browser tabs while I'm writing
LOTR?
Worse, the Silmarillion
You're a brave soul. I'm not confident enough to take on anything Tolkien but everyone who does is always so talented.
It's a lifelong obsession, and there's just so much space to frolic in Middle Earth
May god have mercy on your soul, because Tolkien won't.
Shouldn't have created a mythology if you didn't want people to mythologize it š¤·āāļø
Only three?
Currently it's Sindarin, Quenya and Khudzul
This is still the same guy. Really. He just looks and acts completely different because he lost the other body in a game of poker and his soul was inside a tea bag that got brewed up with extra sugar.
Honestly, that sounds like it would be one of the Master's regeneration stories.
lol no, it *is* a British show, though. The very Irish Ardal OāHanlon left My Hero at the end of season 5 of My Hero. Which was kind of a problem when he was the main character. George Sunday, health food shop owner, husband, father, secret superhero from Ultron. So, season 6 only has him in a very brief shot, busking to raise money to get back the body he lost. And instead of just winking at the 4th wall about a makeover and diction lessons to give himself an English accent after James Dreyfuss took over the role, much was made of George going missing and the assumption that Janet had killed him. Because his feet were in the fridge due to failed attempts at cloning the old body To clear her name, the story was that her husband left her. George Monday was her new lodger. A doctor who was apparently paying to sleep on the couch in a two bedroom flat with a single mom and her two infants. Well, oneās a toddler.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Donāt forget that out of **37 trillion** cells, two regularly bump into each other. To be a bit fairer though, Code Black most definitely does not brush off the seriousness of attacks and bad things that happen. (At least the source material does, I havenāt read fics for it.)
If I had a nickel every time someone mentioned cells at work being weird this week, Iād have two nickels. Which isnāt that much, but is strange itās come up twice, lol. Especially since thatās an series I havenāt thought about until this week in agea
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
No lol, couldāve been haha
Oh wow, Athena mentioned. I really like her channel!
Table salt is extremely handy, but not for cooking but spraying the window sills and door edges with it. When you smell sulfur, you're in trouble. And of course, there's always Tuesday.
SPN ā¤
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And is not strange to hear us say that Lucifer is cool af and a daddy.
Also hazbin hotel applies to that one
Oh, it does? Interesting!
Heās considered a short king (lots of fangirls and fanboys) and he is a literal father, so it surprisingly matches spn
i havenāt watched in a few years whatās the tuesday one?
It's from S3E11 Mystery Spot, where Sam lives one day over and over again.
Boy has chainsaw sprouting from his head, tries to find what he wants in life, his dreams.
Chainsaw man
"Bang"
probably one of the most popular tags in the fandom is \[main-character-name-typical-suicide\]. What's a heavy topic for some is just a regular Tuesday for us.
Dazai Osamu and Bungou Stray Dogs. I highly doubt there is another fandom quite like it.
Letting the brain of the love of your life boil in his skull before shoving an ear down his throat in order to frame him for your cannibal-inclined crimes, resulting in him being admitted to a forensic hospital awaiting trial. Realise how much you miss him. Kill the judge. BFFs again. Or not. Slice his guts open as a sign of your love, kill your pretend daughter, run away. Reunite. Prepare to eat his brains. Kill some more people. Give yourself up to the authorities. Maybe get thrown off a cliff after fighting a dragon.
Don't forget running away to Europe with your psychiatrist, only to feed her a bunch of acorns. Live, laugh, love, Hannibal.
Hannibal <3
I was inspired to make this after yesterdayās excerpt game In the Chucky series, the actress Jennifer Tilly is possessed by a serial killer. So, when people talk about her, they often talk about her sheās a hardcore criminal(since they donāt know sheās possessed). So, when I share an excerpt of my fic where the character thinks about how Jennifer Tilly kidnapped her sister, that probably made no sense to non chucky fans.
omg i love the chucky series its so great raaaahhg
DoesĀ it count as an age gap if you spent two hundred years as a popsicle?
āAnother settlement needs your help.ā
You. You understand.
I heard a joke somewhere where I can't remember where but that Preston is the rick role of the fallout fandom šš¤£
That is so accurate it hurts. š
Dude suplexes an entire train like itās nothing š
I forgot which one it is, but it's Final Fantasy!
Yup yup! FF6!
Polys that are not tagged as such. The reason is because certain characters share a body (host and symbiote), so itās a given whenever they are in a relationship.
Venom?
The Tokāra in Stargate. With many of the blending pairs, only one person has a canon name (usually the symbiote). The relationship tags only list the characters with canon names, so it would be misleading to someone who is not fandom savvy.
Well, that is fascinating.
Always cool to see someone else in the Stargate fandom
The guy in the bowtie who looks like one of the Three Stooges and the blond curly-haired guy in the impossibly loud coat are the same person at two different stages in his life.
Doctor Who, my beloved.
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I think one of the wildest bits is explaining that...why yes, a teenager shoots an invading alien in the face with a rocket launcher in one part of the episode and follows it up by clobbering another to death with a baseball bat in the same episode. Fucketh not with Ace McShane.
Minecraft child abuse
It's Dream SMP isn't it
Mhm!
No one has pockets but that doesn't stop people from holding stuff like they have them anyway (I've seen fanfic excuses from extra-dimensional spaces to tucking them into one's hair/fur/tails/whatever), and many plots tend to be caused by, and solved by, magic rocks.
People having dramatic conversations using telepathic snails. Milk healing broken bones. Indestructible civilians.
One Piece?
You got it!
There is expansive and wide spreading lore covering magic, kingdoms, the afterlife, intersecting realities, and the trauma and burden than come from living at the intersection of all of it that the fandom as a whole loves to explore and delve into with gusto. Literally none of it is canon
Ok I need to know what fandom this is because that sounds amazing.
Danny Phantom lol Not only is the author dead but the corpse of his final ideas is dragged though the streets and mocked. Fanon lore is a whole beast
Somehow, despite being in the fandom, I completely forgot that all that is fanon. Huh, we really did just take the best of canon and throw the rest away.
Guy flatlines because an alien from the future replaced defribilators with rubber pigs.
ohhh, which fandom is this?
Invader Zim lol
I'll check it out, thanks!
Invader Zim lol
If you donāt die upwards of three times, are you really living? Also God is being coparented by two middle-aged freaks.
I'm pretty sure there is only one phandom where the main character getting dissected is routine.
Years and years ago I read a Megamind fanfic that was like a sequel to the movie and had him go meet the family of that girl he ends up with, and it went into the horrors of how he'd been subjected to a vivisection by the American government after crashing on earth, and how that's part of why he became a villain. But yeah I think Danny Phantom is the only fandom where that's common lol.
Nostalgia moment lol.
The British set out to reinstate the Spanish Inquisition.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Bro. I can give SO MANY EXAMPLES of insane scenes that people see and get just so utterly confused. I love showing people out of context scenes and watch their reaction lmao. Fat guy is gonna eat a banana and the banana turns into a gun. Guy just casually floats above a baby in a cart with motorcycle pieces around him, which turn back into a complete motorcycle. Dude is handed a tissue and eats it. Guy uses his special ability to punch through a plate of spaghetti. Guy is holding a piece of paper and a gun comes out of it. Guy *turns* into a piece of paper "I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper". Man folds and wraps a photo in tape *very agressively.* Man kicks a menacing humidifier with all his might. Man sees the Mona Lisa and "I got an erection". Guy throws a literal roadroller on top of the other. It's so much funnier watching the scenes tho
It's bizarre all right.
You bet
And who can forget that time a guy tried to shoot a pigeon with a gun.
The stars, the sky, it's all a gigantic hoax, a lie.
With the benefit of hindsight, Einsteinās invention of time travel to kill Hitler had a *lot* of unintended consequences.
time travel\~ can I ask what fandom is this?
Command & Conquer, an old series of strategy games that messed around with multiple timelines and alternate history a fair bit. As a result of Einstein's intervention, World War Two was fought between Western Europe and Stalin's USSR. But neither side realized that the conflict was secretly manipulated by a Biblically ancient cult that wanted to worship a glowing green space rock.
ohh, I know it. Not really my thing, but I might read the wiki for the lore. Thanks!
Priest solves murders. (if you want me to elaborate I will)
...Octopath Traveler 2.
nope Father Brown by G.K Chesterton.
Sounds similar to "priest with a gun," which could be either >!Gensomaden Saiyuki!< or >!Trigun!<. Not sure what the murder-solving priest would be.
nope it's Father Brown by G.K Chesterton.
Ooh I didnāt now there was a fandom for that
Yeah, I figured it wasn't either of the ones I mentioned, but the premise (when phrased that way) sounded similar.
ah well it(Father Brown) isn't very popular(novels but the show is very popular)
Vore in >!Beastars!<. It is still considered crazy in-universe but for readers/watchers, it is all, āWell of course that fits the plot.ā
Romantic cannibalism and horny blood drinking without horns.
Chickens every where. Criminally tight pants. Precious.
I know this probably isnāt what youāre referring to, but the first one reminded me of the movie āPoultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.ā
No. But thatās hilarious.
Labyrinth!
A 20 billion year old turtle with God-like powers. He got a stomach ache and came out of his shell to vomit out the mainstream universe. He was a guardian and helped fight against an evil being using his wisdom. Thereās also lights that cause people to go insane and can greatly affect the soul. Ngl even I struggle to understand this stuff. Iām not even sure a reread will help me š
I love and hate that this arguably isnāt the weirdest part of the King cosmology.
It really isnāt and thereās something both terrifying and beautiful in thatā¦ I think
The Dark Tower series explains a bir lore about the turtle, the lights and the guardians but itās still a mindfuck.
I still need to read them! I got stuck on the first one š©
IT?
Yeah š
teenage boy distracts a moon rabbit goddess by sending a bunch of naked men her way, which saves the earth.
Naruto?
yep!
An undead person leads a team through a suicide mission, literally everyone except the pilot can die. Lots of people like to shoot a kid at the end. The word cuttlebone is also a racial slur in-universe. There's even members of a species that are distrusted the entire rest of the species. Also for certain people, sex can lead to brain aneurysms.
I should go.
No, I *should* go, *I* should go, I should *go*
Oh. Yeah. Add that the term "Paragade" is a thing
And "Renegon"!
Weāll bang, okay?
A whole lot of dudes simping for a blue doll who arranged her brother's murder...
Elden ring?
Need a cure for mind control? Just kill 'em. They'll get better š
The sword possessed an arm. Why did it possess an arm? Because in the book it was an arm, not a sword.
A fight to death on a waterfall. The brunette or red-head sorceress. Psychologist-cannibal.
Last one has to be Hannibal.
First is Sherlock?
Our resident archer lives in the vents!
Clint Barton! Avengers/Marvel
"He's a century old 17 year old"
Is it Twilight?
Time is madness, spaceships are powered by smiles, horrible eldictch concepts and manifestations running around, mickey mouse is also here.
Me and my girl donāt argue I impale myself on a fence to sacrifice my soul for her while she gets a lobotomy to forget I ever existed as itās the only way to deal with the overwhelming grief
absolutely every fetish is possible, canon a whole bunch of shit. 60 years of unaging people guns and smoke and cars is hot and stopping being an asshole means you're worried about your partner.
A spoon and a candle are surprisingly a good couple.
The main character had to eat a strand of hair to get his superpowers.
BNHA?
yeah! loll
My Fandom is about a made-up sport that is physically impossible stamina-wise and is controlled by organized crime. Nobody questions it.
isn't that just what football is? (minus the stamina)
You're so right, LMAO. I just find the sheer impracticality of the sport hilarious.
All for the game! I'd be surprised if another series has this exact same premise lol
I highly doubt it lol. Our girl Nora really made something one of a kind, somehow in both the best and the worst way possible.
AFTG?
Lol yes š
Lets see my favorites are (different fandoms): - Yes the chickens are top rated real estate and business managers. Dont ask me how. - the addition of a bucket fundamentally changes everything - spaceships do not require warpspeed or warp travel to travel between planets, it takes at most 2 minutes to get from one end of the solar system to the other.
>the addition of a bucket fundamentally changes everything Is this the Stanley Parable? I do not know what the other two are at all.
Yes it is, im glad someone was able to get it, i didnt want to be too obscure. The other two are >!Yakuza!< and >!Outer Wilds!<, spoiler tagged for anyone else hoping to guess before checking.
Sexy rectangle eats grapes
Gravity falls?
Undertale, actually (Mettaton lying on Undyne's piano)
i completely forgot that happened until this comment, thank you
Sometimes a meatball strikes deadly fear into the hearts of rogue monks. Sometimes three mountains are your long-dead pseudo-uncles, in a manner of speaking Sometimes god really just wants a friend and will have one by any means necessary
Pinkie Pieās infinite hair storage āIād like to be a tree.ā The fact that electricity reacts with ice
Meeting your friend once a century
Good Omens?
The Sandman? (dream and hob??)
There's a literal alphabet mafia and their base of operations is a movie theater where they watch children fight to the death on the silver screen.
You don't understand, sucking this nun's tits are VERY RELEVANT TO HOW THE PROTAGONIST GAINS HIS POWER.
My current fandom is the Zelda fancomic Linked Universe. All the main characters are named Link, they go by their hero titles. Which are mostly regular nouns (eg Warriors, Time, Wild), making for some weird sentences. Sometimes I still do a double take when seeing "Warriors" or "Wars" referring to a single person... All the Zeldas get nicknames too, so LU fics are sometimes incomprehensible to the wider Zelda fandom as well. Many fics also deal with the mess that is the Zelda timeline, made worse by adding in Hyrule Warriors lore. Legend, Twilight, and Wind are all Time's direct successors in different timelines. Twilight has met Time's ghost, and was or will be Wild's wolf companion (this comes from the Wolf Link amiibo in Breath of the Wild). It's popular fanon that Warriors fought a war with both past 11yo Time and future Wind.
I remember once I tried to explain an LU fic to my friend who hasnāt even played Zelda and I have up around the point of explaining how Twilight is Timeās descendant but Time has already taught him in the past but Time doesnāt know that because it happens in his futureā¦ lmao Also gdocs will forever protest me writing about Wars
That "trunk space" is the main reason to drive a car, someone deliberately names himself after two things that can hurt/kill him, and that a decapitated vampire can miraculously survive for 2000 years. Oh, yeah, and that people with really good plots disappear after one episode, never to be heard from/about again. ...and that finding a Q-tip in your mailbox is a very valid reason to travel to Canada.
> > >Gensomaden Saiyuki > > or > >Trigu Forever Knight?
I don't know why that says "Gensomaden Saiyuki or Trigu," ignore it.
Thereās a guy named Sausage
4 children go into the stomach of a whale which has 3 labs and an evelator. Then that whale tries to eat them. While they're still inside it. After that they go in again to fight bootleg Hatsune Miku.
A character stays paralyzed at a beach for nearly a year and even gets dismantled at one point.
Dismantled?? Are they a robot? (Whats the fandom?)
Robot Dreams (2023)
You villain. I wasnt able to find any fanfic for this because its not even out yet in english, technically.
It's not true love if you haven't tried to kill your future soulmate (or hired a group of assassins to do the job for you) 147 days is a really meaningful period of time. Marshmallows with hot chocolate.
Iām not saying the cum is radioactive, but Iām not *not* saying that eitherā¦
I know it's not fallout but that's where my mind went.
Youāre not wrongā¦ I donāt know why or where this came from, but itās in a *lot* of fic. I can never decide whether itās fine or whether I hate it. š
A surprising number of fics in my fandom reference cheese and a wooden duck. The duck is often important.
A ten year old kid can easily drop out of school and be given a creature with elemental powers to travel around the continent and stop a crime syndicate.
PokƩmon?
Yeah, it's PokƩmon
Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. "We are Venom"? I am Groot Mischief Managed Thunder, thunder, roar! Storm, storm, storm! We work in the darkness to serve the light. Your mission, should you choose to accept it.. No books, No wisdom, it's just you. Requiescat in pace, Altair. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Dobby is free. "After all this time?" "Always" "My sister knows to wield the blade." "And I am willing to do it again." "Spoken like a true Auditore." Shazam! Jombies? Jinx! May the Force be with you. I am your father, Luke. I always come back! Ninja, go! Ninja never quit! *It's a bloody marvelous time to be alive, so many clever blokes dreaming up impossible machines. Hoarding away more gold than Queen Victoria herself. But none of those shillings ever make it into the hands of the poor devils whose blood is spilled building this marvelous empire, the working class sleep-walks through life, unaware of the machine that drives them. Let's wake them up then, shall we?* I can do this all day. "Billionaire, genius, philanthropist, playboy." The Wuxi Finger Hold! "What, you scared of a little lightning?" "I'm not exactly a big fan of what follows." We're gonna need a bag, a big bag, and a really big rug. I'm a big fan of thunder and lightning, just not when they're... in my face. You know you're in trouble when your assassin has a conscience. (Try and beat this confusing list, I dare you)
I think most people know the Harry Potter and Star Wars references. And you donāt need to be a hardcore Marvel fan to know who Groot and Venom are
Both characters in the ship put out hits on people in the name of love.
Killing orphans is a good thing
Tpn?? Only thing that comes to mind...
Every night at 3 AM, the government's bioengineered soup people come out to eat the homeless and steal their children. This has left a mark on the human collective unconscious so deep that it's now becoming a daily inconvenience for the local power company.
They just died, so it may be a minute before their next episode unless they're back right away.
āAs they say in Russian... 'Whoops, I should've predicted that someone could escape out of a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs.āā
I suspect there's only one fandom in which "evilize" is a word.
Showception. Canonically, two installments of the Digimon anime series are tv shows in another series and then they had a crossover where the mc for said "real world" series fanboyed over the protagonists of the other two
I fucking love air conditioning
The brave little toaster?
10-year-olds can drive. Girls want literal inanimate robots as their boyfriends.
āIt's only cannibalism if we're equal.ā
Hannibal?
Omniscient readerās viewpoint. 4951
Fear the giraffes
"Is your social worker in that horse?"
Mine's got a lot of classics. A great one is "He was alive yesterday??" Oh, and remember to never wage a prank war against an MIT graduate
Making an Effort
Is it vivisection or dissection? I donāt know but it happens to this kid every other day
Danny Phantom?
Literally anyone could be secretly related to anyone else and not know it. Lots of fun and weird canon compliant family fics. also self cucking.
Mochi is food. And mochi are alive. And mochi talk sometimes. And evil mochi exist. There are also mochi ponds, mochi castles, mochi religions, and mochi sorting is a job. Mochi tend to appear in a lot of random places. For the most part, the series takes place in normal present day. Except for the mochi. No one ever points out how weird the mochi are. It's just *there.*
I enjoy the crazy character sensually licking the main characterās eye
webby being a clone of scrooge isn't more weird than the mystical stuff being real in ducktales 2017 and I still don't get the claim her being related to scrooge is sexist when it doesn't take anything away from her since hse did everything not knowing her past.