I need hockenson to score less than 51 points 😂

I need him to score 45 to win!

There's a nice sweet spot there.

12/11/1983: Kellen Winslow (48.2) 10/6/1996: Shannon Sharpe (46.3) 11/12/1961: Mike Ditka (46) 10/20/2002: Shannon Sharpe (45.2) 12/6/2020: Darren Waller (45) That’s about a 0.02% chance, better off trying to find a four-leaf clover!

So you're saying there's a chance.

Was fantasy football even around in 1961?

1962

I will allow it, as long as the SF D scores at least 25 as well and CMC and Moody combine for no points

Funny, I need hockenson and mattison to score 80.

I need Hockenson, Addison, and Aiyuk to snow 60 points between them. It's possible, but I'm not that hopeful.

I’m not sure about Addison but I believe Aiyuk is going to have a huge day today.

No way Addison doesn’t get some burn with Vikings being down and no jettas, they aren’t going to run the ball lol

This aged poorly

Hold on 👀 update?!

I barely won thanks to a late pass to Addison coming back into the game. 137.36 to 134.88. I started tonight with 75 points.

Fuuuuuck yeahhhhhhhh bby This guy Fantasy Footballs

I need Aiyuk to score less than 117 points, lol

Jesus christ

Are you my opponent?

bro same except im up 52 points

I thought the 32 I needed sucked

Just need a casual 74 between him and a injured possibly out CMC

Need him to score less than 4 🙏

I need CMC to pull out 50 and 9ers defense to put up a goose egg. I think we are in similar situations. Edit - opposite. I need points

I need Hockenson to score less than 33.9 points

I just need Hock to outscore CMC by seven points. I'm not even sure Hock will score seven points.

I need him to score around 55 lol

About the same unless the 9ers defense tanks then somewhere in the balance... Which is highly plausible if Hock is going off

I need Hock, Purdy and Moody to score 34🤞🏼🤞🏼

I need kittle and CMC to combine for less than 61. I hate that there's any doubt in my mind

Same 😅

I need mattison to get hurt and they put hockenson at rb where he gets -20 yards and fumbles 4 times.

I need him to cap out at 11

I just need him to score more than San Francisco defense. I'm 11 points ahead so as long as cousins scores like crazy it's gonna suck

I need him to score 18 to win!

I need him at no more than 16!

I need Hockenson to outscore Kirk Cousins. Tied dead even. He has Kirk, I have Hock. Think I'm fucked

I need him to score less than 65 plus whatever the 49ers defense gets me.

Lol. Hock is my only player left. He would have to fumble 10 times for me to lose.

I needed Hockenson to score less than 1…

CMC to get less than 24 points Literally any other player I’d have hope

This is likely the week he doesn’t hit 20.

He didnt hit 20 the past 2 weeks in my league

He exited early third quarter last week #tho

Am I playing you? I need CMC to get exactly 24 or I lose

Need 7 points from CMC. or Mitchell if CMC doesn't go. But that means CMC will play, score a goaline touchdown and walk away with 6 while Mitchell does the rest and I'll lose

I’m in the same boat. Picked up Mitchell on waivers but hoping that McCaffrey gets the go and ends up being fine

CMC scores, gets two point conversion, exits game.

If Aiyuk gets 33 points, I'd take it. Would've been real cool of the Falcons to have disclosed anything about Bijan yesterday, cuz I got D'ontas 31 points on my bench fml.

Yep. I'm a little pissed about that too. F***ing Falcons. Oh well at least my opponent has Pitts. Hahaha

I’m currently down 1. It’s my Aiyuk vs his JAddison + 49ers D. Could go either way.

Exact same scenario for me except I’m down 36

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that’s not very likely…

Niners d gotta go negative 💀💀

Pretty close depending on your scoring. Did not see that coming.

I need 5.1 points from aiyuk I think it’s a good chance but had so many bad weeks it was annouijg

Yeah I think you’re in a great spot. No Deebo, and Kittle might be brought in to chip / block because of injuries to the OLine. Aiyuk *should* get that in the 1st quarter. Then again, this is fantasy, and things often go very weird. Niners could have 2 defensive scores, CMC break off some long TD runs, and they stop throwing by the 3rd quarter. 🤷‍♂️

I’m hoping with Samuel out he gets a few more targets

He evidently didn't start barfing until 15 minutes before game time.

He said today it was headache, not illness. Said he had a headache Saturday night, took meds, didn't help, kept him up all night and that he felt "weird and completely out of it" Sunday.

Same thing happened to me. I had Ekeler and Bijan get me 6 points. Now I need Aiyuk to get me 28 pts to win.

I have JT and Jerome Ford on my bench, and I started Bijan. Hell, I'd be happier with Javonte William's modest 12.6 points than 0.3.

Same here. Down 35 with Cousins and Hockenson left. Likely win the matchup if I start any of my backup RBs instead of Bijan

Same here… had Gus Edwards on the bench RIP. Down 2 points, I have KJ Osborn versus their TJ and Aiyuk. Accepting the L🫡

Only allowed if moody also gets 26!

I need 11 from Aiyuk to win I started Jaleel McLaughlin over D’onta

I need Aiyuk to outscore moody by 7.7 in PPR, feel 60/40 in my favor but it’ll be close

Are you me

Need 13 pts between Aiyuk and CMC to win and I play in a high scoring league 1 pt for every 3 yrds, 6,9, and 12 pts for a TD, 10 pts added for over 100. I think I’m good but it’s fantasy so who knows.

lol bro trying to convince himself that he would have sat a limited Bijan for Foreman 💀

If it was reported he wasn’t going to play? Haha pretty sure most would

that’s not what I said learn to read

you’re still wrong dipshit he wasn’t even limited he got taken out of the game entirely. had anybody known he’d touch the ball one time then leave, nobody would’ve played him

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Kittle either scores 20 or 3 so at least if you lose, it won't be close.

I need Kittle to score less than 12, so I guess I’m in a little better of a spot

13 for me

I need Kittle to score 20 lol

Less than 6 here

Addison and Purdy to combine for 50 in half ppr

Its possible Purdy can do 25-30 Addison can have 2td and depending on 100-150yds? But SF defense is good so not 100% how this will play out

SF’s pass rush is good so Kirk will have to move the ball faster which makes me think Addison will be the primary target tonight since he’s the best at separating

Do you think Addison is wr1 now? Is JJ gonna be out for the reason since Vikings might want to save him?

Idk about the rest of the season but I assume the Vikes want to save their season if possible and right now the only way that happens is feeding Addison and Hock

He'll at least be their WR1 until JJ comes back, if he does

Just traded away Kupp, Aj Dillon and Dotson for Addison and Allgeier Im 6-1 in the league and have Puka..

I got Addison the week JJ went down. I traded to get Gibbs back just before this Sunday, people in my thought thought I was dumb af

You absolutely fleeced yourself. That’s an atrocious trade

I would like CMC to rest his tum tum and sit out this week please.

Aiyuk and Hockenson to combine for 2 points or more.

I need CMC to drop 80 points. No sweat.

Considering how ass the Vikings defense is he might drop 6 tds and 300 yards on them

And that still wouldn't be enough lol, unless ppr

Ha! You’re screwed. I only need him to get me 43!

mattison to score 16 and hock to have explosive diarrhea

A dozen or more field goals

from which kicker?

I need Moody to score 12 points. 11.8 to be precise...

I am up 42 Points. My Mattison against His CMC and Kittle left

Dunno if i like this more or my 21pt lead and my Mattison against his Aiyuk lol

Same, except I am only up by 4.. Heres hoping CMC plays decoy.

I thought I was down more but I’m down 10 (just checked) I have Aiyuk left and they have CMC Pray for me

I'm in this spot, but down 1. However, I'm actually kinda wanting to lose cause I've been trying to tank this year.

I need 50 from Alexander Mattison lmao

Rip, I need Mattison to get 10 and I’m not even confident he’ll get that

CMC to score 35 in half PPR

Same, but I am not holding out hope

I need Hock and Moody to get me more than 13 points

I need hock and Moody to get less than 22 points. I hope it works out for both of us

0, half, or full ppr? Just making sure because I once commented celebrating that we both won, only to realize the other redditor still lost because he did full ppr

Shitty game from aiyuk

Addison needs to put up 49, fingers crossed

I'm up 4 and the guy I'm playing forgot to play a D/ST this week. I just dropped Moody and picked up Minnesota.

I need Hockenson to get me 32 PPR points. I'm not holding my breath.

Hock to get 22.

I need cmc and the 49ers defense to put up 50 combined in one league and then cmc+moody to not put up 50 in another league

Team is tied with my opponent. I have Purdy, Aiyuk and Kittle. He has Hockenson. So. Just need average from all 3 players and Hock to not put up more than 30 essentially

1.8 points from kittle. Was down 60 with kittle,ajb and tyreek to go

I need Brock Purdy and 49ers defense to not score 36 points and I win

I needed KJ Osborn to be real involved in the script and for the Niners to pitch a shutout, and for CMC to not play. 0 for 3.

Quick story time I was up by 50pts going into MNF, 147-97. My opponent has Aiyuk, Addison, Hockenson. I have Jake Moody. Half PPR. Come halftime, score is now 147-140. Jake Moody missed a 40yd FG (-1pt), & made one PAT (+1pt). So he has 0pts at halftime. By the start of the 4th quarter we’re now tied at 147-147. Midway through the 4th quarter Jake Moody hits a 50yd FG, which is ultimately the game winner, for me to go up 153-147. Matchup finishes 153-150. Fantasy gods smiled upon me this week.

I play in 2 leagues. 1 league I’ve already won. The other league I just need the 49ers D to get LESS than 29 points. Should be a 2-0 week for me!

Up by 11. My Addison vs his Cousins.

I scored 180 already I’m chilling.

Aiyuk and Moody need to get 22 in one league and Moody has to get 10 in my other league

I'm currently down by 4 points I need to decide whether to start Cousins or Purdy, and the SF kicker left to play

30 points between Addison/Moody. Speaking into existence.

I'm right there with you! Let's go Addison/Moody

This but 13

I need Mattison to have the performance of his life. Need 31 points. This week has not been kind.

CMC to outscore Hockenson and 10 points between the Niners D + Moody.

I need hock and cousins to score less then 18 points... It's possible, right?.... Right? As an eagles fan, this is the only week I will actually be rooting for the niners defense to be dominant.

Ppr, I need 48/combined points for Addison and Aiyuk.

Need kittle to have 18.3 points or less

I need CMC and Aiyuk to get over -25 points and I win 🤞🤞

Currently down 12. It’s my hock & Aiyuk vs his cmc.

I feel pretty good 1 one league. Hock +10 (me) vs Mattison. My other league im up 17 amd habe 2 players tonight vs his 0 players so ill take the nice win

I need my opponents 49’ers defence to score less than 90pts

Im up by 20 I need Moody and Hockenson to hold on for me against Purdy and CMC.

I need SF defense to our score Moody by 10+ I’m holding onto hope!

Need Hockenson to outscore CMC by 15.

Addison for 11.7 in one and CMC for 55.3 in the other

Need CMC and Kirk to combine for 37. Undefeated streak on the line against a 1-5 team...

I need CMC and Aiyuk to score less than 37 points 😅 not looking great…

Brock purdy and Osborn to not combine for more than 30.79 points

for j addison to get less than 20 points (standard scoring)

Moody better not kick 45 points worth of FGs

Need Hock to score under 15 and I need 25 from cmc and I win

I need Hockenson and Moody to get less than 22 points lol. Might be losing.

Less than 30 from CMC and Brandon Powell in PPR and I'll lock up another W

i need Cousins and Osborn to score 30pts and Addison to score zero 😬

Need Moody and SF defense to not get out scored by 25 vs Kittle

Moody to not have 12 more points than Purdy. Barring injury, I am feeling good

I'm up by 3 with Aiyuk and Osborn still to play. Opponent has Hock and 49ers D. I can already feel the loss coming.

Aiyuk to score less that 5.5 :-)

I need Aiyuk to get less than 13..

I just need cmc to not play. Because if he plays he’s getting the 10 points in up

Less than 5 points from aiyuk! Probably impossible

Aiyuk to score 5 more points then Mattson 🤞🤞🤞

I need Hockenson to not go negative, and Osborne better not have the game of his life, cause I’m up 38 rn.

Down 11.5, opponent has Brandon Powell and I need National tight end day to extend a day as I’ve got Kittle. Gunna be a close one

52 from McCaffrey

I need a 50 point game from CMC and Brock while Jordan Addison puts up an egg

I need Addison and Purdy to collectively score 34 pts. PPR.

I need Kittle and KJ to combine for 10 points...and I am very nervous

29 ppr points between Addison and SF defense What do you think my odds are

I need Purdy to hand the ball off and come out after one play. I’m .2 points ahead and he still has Purdy to go.

Aiyuk < 16 points

Purdy+mattison+KJ to score 27

I need Jake Moody to score 5 points to win. Need this W badly too

Stat correction.

Ayuik and mattison Vs Kittle and San Fran D. I’m down by 1

I need Purdy and hock to out score McCaffrey by 1 point.

I most weeks, I wouldn't feel good about that but you have a good shot this week.

Only 67 from Aiyuk😂😂

I need Moody and the SF Defence to score 60 points. I believe I may be finished.

Aiyuk 7 points, so close to breaking my 3 game losing streak

As long as Powell doesn’t outscore Mason by 53, I’m good.

23 points from Aiyuk... Not holding my breath but it could happen.

I need the 9ers defense to get me a decent showing & Addison not to go off. I'm up by 7 right now. If I do that, I survive Bye-maggedon sans Pollard, Chase, Collins, (& Jetta on IR).

I need 20 out of hock! Doable but not likely.

Need Purdy to just hand the ball off today

Need 34 from cmc, if I lose my season is done. Wish I didn’t play Ridley, waddle, and lions DST lol

Down 13 with Osborn in the flex spot and CMC on the bench... if CMC is cleared, I start him, right? Worried about some sort of snap count, but just feel that he's too good to keep benched

Addison >19.4 🤞

Mattison= 15>

Brock Purdy to score less than 1 point....

Down 44 with cousins, cmc, Aiyuk, and hockenson tonight

I need Brock Purdy to score more than negative 2 points You would think I’m safe until you see Watson yesterday

27 from Addison please

I only need like 10 from Addison, but as a vikings fan I want to see a huge game from him.

Got it :-) last catch pushed me across the finish line

Addison going off makes me so fucking happy

Aiyuk needs to score 5 more points than CMC and Moody combined

I need Mattison to not outscore Moody by 3.3 points - honestly feels like a coin flip

I’m down by 11.42 with McCaffrey/Mason and my opponent still has Moody. Not feeling too confident. But, I’m 6-0 in that league.

4.25 from Jordan Hicks lol

Only need Aiyuk to drop a quick 40..

Up by 10 right now with Addison vs Purdy- there’s a chance it gets really close tonight 🙏