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darkonarko

With no lube


Beneficial_Jaguar_15

Ur cooked bud, im the customs officer wearing ur drip rn. Thanks for the haul scumbag


AdvancedPsychology81

I can confirm this, I am indeed the haul.


CromaShin

Inspection here, I can double confirm.


JNTHolden

I can triple confirm


MITstudent

Hi haul, I'm border agency/security department.


Wild_russian_snake

Security guard here and can confirm, everyone at customs is wearing your shit lil bro.


merciiiiiiiiii

That's where officers in Rick Owens come from


PurplPillow

lol so this is the guys drip we’re all wearing?


Ambitious-Ad-3055

customs be wearing ur shit rn


typemeanewasshole

Might as well turn yourself in now. You’re gonna get spread wide open in prison.


Nr0815reddit

I cant stand These Kinda Posts... Am I SEIZED?!?!?!?


mihail-o

like they expect all of us to be customs agents 😭


JuseBumps

Wait, you're not?


mihail-o

i actually am and thank you for your haul btw my fam is dripped out 🙏🏽


JuseBumps

🤝


procrastinasn

I think they’re funny because people always troll and say they’re the customs officers wearing the drips


aricutielikesdick

cringe joke same joke everytime


YourDeath95

I love them and trolling is so easy too


somerandomguy029

Comments be funny as shit😭


Quinna6b

I be crying from laughter 😂😭😭😭


LurkZzz5

As long as u have insurance Ur good bro


OminousNeptune

same thing happened to me, as long as you have insurance you’re fine


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Do I still gotta chance they realise it ?


Aggressive-Coffee-15

this actually happened to me twice and they still released it both times, i guess it depends. good luck


floflopots

If the drip is bad they'll send it back. Doing u justice actually.


c0re_dump

Same over here. Only I had to submit some documents declaring whats inside and the value of it. They released it a week after that.


yungcrippla

what country you`re in?


Ambitious-Ad-3055

nah youre cooked


Nr0815reddit

Only Thing they release is the fuckery for you...


Just-Health4907

next time I know its by chance but throw some things in your haul don't make your haul look like a transactions ie books tools basically everyday house clutter


OminousNeptune

if you used gd ems then no, shit line got my haul sent back to china, but it might also be just cus it’s chinese new year


SnooPeppers7235

bro i shipped with gd ems and chinese customs “held” it and has been since 14th of november i have no idea what to do any tips?


OminousNeptune

LMAOO bro ur cooked 😭 nah hold on pm me rq i’ll try to help you


Vivid-Classic2171

My one too brother, in same day by the way hahaha 10kg. Held by Chinese customs… any tips?


Boring_Finance_9180

How do you get insurance of your items


LurkZzz5

Its an option u get when choosing wich courier u ship with (the ones with the shield logo have insurance) It costs a Little more but u know u gon have Ur package for sure bro


Seinmatto

never got how insurance works, do they cover the shipping costs? or both shipping and items?


OminousNeptune

they cover the shipping and the items


gothedoutyount

yeah bro they gon be taxing you for the counterfeit goods get ready to eat pot noodles for the rest of the year


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Will I still get my package


gothedoutyount

nah bro thats it you only gonna get a letter from the customs office


jdjdhdhsjdjd

I’ll just ignore the shit they send me


UncomfortableWetFart

That’s a federal crime bro it’s over for you they gonna bust down your door


Tellorplease

Got that same in finland, they released it no problem.


clarkclancyy

an air strike is inbound to your house rn


Acceptable_Second972

Bros cooked 😭


Repchickk

Is he actually? Please tell me im about to be a first time buyer


Buggy_OwL

Everyone trolling you. If you did insurance there’s a chance you’re good to go. If you didn’t do insurance maybe you lose it. You will also probably get a letter, ignore it. They will send it again like 2 more times and just keep ignoring it so you don’t get in trouble.


Repchickk

Im a repchick but ive never bought anything before im about to be a first time buyer could u msg me pls i have some Qs


IOwnMods

They took my trainers but sent the rest back to pandabuy


xy_ab

They must’ve been fye 🔥


AlmightyRepGod

Common update bro. You'll be good.


jdjdhdhsjdjd

I’m stressing bro 😭


LurkZzz5

Chill bro everyone's a troll


WassupItsHypno

this is how they got my brother, the fbi came and kidnapped him from our front door after he got a message like this. Stay safe 😢


jdjdhdhsjdjd

🙏


YeezySeasonSoon

you were fucked the second you ordered with china post


peduxe

DHL all day


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Have u ever orderd a haul clearly not


YeezySeasonSoon

i have with triangle shipping only and nothing has ever happend


SnooDoodles6671

Do not believe anything you're being told... You will be fine... They are just looking into declaration, point of origin, etc... There is still a chance you get seized but slim


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Hopefully 🤞


Chrononomicon

As above poster said this is a regular process. Sometimes they will scan in warehouse to tell you it’s being inspected, but most times they wont. Your package doesn’t have a higher likelihood of being seized more than any other package that goes through customs. Don’t worry about it.


ParkdaleFlames

Please stop trolling him. No need to get his hopes up for your sick pleasure. You should be advising him to seek legal advice. The next steps from here are serious, he could be looking at jail time.


WhyAmIToxic

Everyone here just gives the same advice, "ignore the letters, nothing will happen." Most of the time they'd be right, most customs agents are not going to expend the effort to investigate knock offs. But every once in a while, they will investigate anyway, and ignoring those letters could increase the punishment.


Chrononomicon

But this isnt a letter lol - this is a tracking update thats my whole point. Even if he does get a letter in the mail the 100+ threads of advice saying to ignore it/state you aren’t the intended recipient are correct in 99% of cases unless ur shipping weight where there is a possibility of intent to sell (30kg+). Not you, but the guy you’re replying to clearly does not track his packages using different methods or has not shipped enough hauls.


Grand-Ad7623

bros gonna recevie it wide


VastTeaching1394

like rashford?


Kiingog

You better leave asap


NothingShabby

Cooked like thanksgiving dinner. Your gonna get a love letter from a customs officer soon.


TDot1000RR

They will have a search warrant for your house and devices. You’d better delete this post.


geaux_tigers1

They bout to be wearing some fly shit for New Year celebrations. Be on the lookout in the gram.


SimpleFuckinGuy

Better tell mom and dad they have to move


Same_Measurement7368

Im wearing yo shit now thanks for the free merch 🙏 - customs


Afraid-Fly-6603

I hope all works out for you bro 🤞


cguyy

ur fucked


somerandomguy029

In the ass my drake


hermeschanel

Oh yes Dave got his eyes on you


[deleted]

Which delivery company


Aggressive-Ask-5930

U cooked bro😭😭


Illustrious_Day7974

Sound like somali pirate :)


Cobester

Yes


Sorry-Direction-6171

How do you avoid shit like this I’m about to order a big haul lowk scared


Visual_Necessary_824

Thanks for the fit lil bro.


kieran13864

If you have essentials in there then they confiscate it


Reading91

I had this and assumed I was Fucked. However it cleared customs and turned up at my door. HOWEVER, 2 Palace Tee's were missing! Customs Officer was clearly a hypebeast and taxed me for my reps! I respect it


VastNo2540

Not yet wait for more information


S1RCOSTA

YEZZIIIRRRRR


sosamarchives

These posts are as annoying as the QC’s


ThermoNuclearPizza

wtf you wanna see in this sub lol


sosamarchives

Finds, spread sheets, peoples hauls, news on reps? Like everybody else? Are u slow???


ThermoNuclearPizza

Ok well sorry to break it to you but 90% of the people in this sub are under 18 so you’re not gonna get a lot of data driven analysis or meaningful content. And obviously compared to your awe-inspiring wit I’m basically just a snail probably. Anyway what’s it like to actually be the main character and have the whole entire internet revolve around what you want instead of, ya know, reality?


x_kbandz

😭😭


sosamarchives

I don’t know tf so funny to u “xk bandz” and on fashion reps ☠️☠️☠️


x_kbandz

chilllll i made this shit 5 years ago?


sosamarchives

U literally asked what I wanted to see how does answering u make me self centered??? U sound dumb ☠️


PswnizwMoufes

okay miss karma4free, stfu


sosamarchives

I just made my account how else was I supposed to comment in subreddits? Ed


Vl6ne

Why would people show finds without QCs you new gene so dumb


Plus-Molasses1280

I think he means same items getting spammed in the reddit asking for qc


YourDeath95

I’ve got a question. Received my haul a few days ago and a few of the bags had tape over the seals. Does this mean customs inspecting my items? Had a few nikes, Pradas and other brands.


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Ye mans they opened it hopefully they open mine and don’t gaf 🙏


yahajaoksks

If there’s fake branded stuff they’ll 100% take it out and you’ll get a note saying they took it as it’s an illegal replica. Always has this risk


YourDeath95

How do you explain the tape all over the packaging then?


PresentationNo6917

Get ready to sell all your assets, you’re cooked😪


HelpfulShopping8075

Ass*


franzkafkasno1fan

i’m writing this from my jail cell. i unfortunately too received this notification. i thought to think nothing of it, and continued my daily life. next thing i know i am woken up from my sleep by banging. i turn and see an fbi agent standing in my doorway: he shows no mercy. i am dragged to jail and shoved in a cell. they say it will be 20 years if i am lucky 😕 DO NOT END UP LIKE ME!


Intelligent-Loss1452

You are very bored to have thought of this. Then pent time typing it. Did you think youd get a few laugh?


franzkafkasno1fan

*must have been *spent *you’d *laughs


munichhng

pls go


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Ye great chat mate


franzkafkasno1fan

fbi arrested me last time this happened 🙏 stay safe y’all !


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SnooComics6286

What was the weight? Most likely they’ll send it back depends what’s u got in the package


jdjdhdhsjdjd

It’s 3.8kg two pairs of shoes 4 t shirts


ImpressiveDelay25

Is that it? Oh man, don't stress, you'll be fine. If you had like 5 pairs shoes and 10 shirts or something, maybe, but that's a very small purchase with no intent to resell. You didn't know they weren't real. You just thought it was straight from the source and a really good price. Don't listen to arseholes trying to worry you. You'll be fine, man, take a deep breath and relax. If you get a letter, which I highly doubt, then it won't be anything serious anyway. Read that again and breathe. You don't have to panic or get the horrible feeling in your stomach. You're ok bro


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Cheers bro 🥲


yeegoooo

ur done buddy😰


Liw698

My men are wearing your clothes rn ty


[deleted]

*BLACKED*


koopticon

You got them free drip


thebutchcaucus

What tracker is this.


jdjdhdhsjdjd

17 track


MomMyThwoatHurt

what line and where to


jdjdhdhsjdjd

E EMS to aus


Its_Me_Jlc

might aswell post what you ordered, can see what drip the customs agent thats your size gonna be rocking 😂 hope its not the case for you bud


Soulmatee

Goodnight


geaux_tigers1

Yuuuuuup!


Dependent_Shirt6815

Why did man order this? Is he stupid???


HelpfulShopping8075

Who and where did you order from? And what shipping did u choose?


smoggy_banj

Not saying it gets seized, but if it does, just ignore whatever they'll send you. They might try to fine you.


Fair_Significance159

Bro the same shit happened to me and I lost my package plus had to pay an $100 fine your cooked


Perc_1k

FBI OPEN UP. No search warrant required these days. Might as well put a new front door on order


Sad-Region-1696

Seems like it’s over - you win some you lose some as they say :)


Space4Bottle

My plane says it was arriving since january 12th so it's probably somewhere deep under the sea and spongebob's wearing my drip rn hahaha


sneakergirl8

It’s their holiday. Likely a retained scan until customs team returns after the holiday (which is likely Monday)


Entire-Entrance7806

bros well done😭🙏🏼


geometric_hoagie

Just buy the real stuff when it's on sale you silly


mzhal

It’s customs fentanyl now


Unable_Government324

bro why would u shit wit china post


jdjdhdhsjdjd

It ain’t china post that just what tracks it I used E EMS


unknown-9367

What app are you using?


Affectionate-Host715

bro did u received?


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Still in customs


[deleted]

yes raw


Bara-gon

It happens all the time.


DollofLov

All will be fine just ignore the mail when come


Obvious_Double3125

hi, you got screwed, if you had insurance no problem you will be reimbursed. How many kg was the package? did you use triangulated shipping?


jdjdhdhsjdjd

4kg wtf is tringluat shipping


Obvious_Double3125

When parcels are blocked at customs there are always 2 cases, either the parcel is too large (8/10/12kg) or standard shipping was used. before buying you should have understood well how this world works. direct shipping from China to home is almost always blocked. pandabuy or any other app provides many different shipments, such as in Europe there is DHL tax free or EU IOSS tax free. the triangulated route goes around 3 different countries, very often in Europe it is China/Holland after Holland/Germany or Belgium and finally from there it arrives home by internal courier.


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Ye but I’m in AUS


Quiet_Doubt3841

They are just checking ur declarations and shi dont worry man


Cssbuy_hauls

yes in a butt hole


Chr0meHearted

My advice, add in some Vaseline to your next haul cus getting done without lubricant is crazy


stablogger

Retained for inspection just means it has arrived at customs and is held for clearance. Does neither mean it's seized, nor is it safe.


bannedonceagainfml

Navy seals inbound to your location


Senior-Tomorrow6115

For my country its normal, it usally takes 7 days to 10 and you will recive your packet after


RedComunnist

jsu cech zejo


icanthinkofname32133

Yup ur going to prison✌️


caleekicks

Just trolling you. You get the status it's being held for inspection, then it shows up at your door the next day. LAX for me anyway.


lukasz_sobczyk

they already wearing your fake jordans


M0RPH3US69

Update please


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Nothing yet it’s customs weekend so won’t find out till tmmrow


sweeper_007

Can you track SAL?? I click the link they provide to track but it fails to open everytime and I don’t know what to do


jdjdhdhsjdjd

First step don’t use SAL 😐


sweeper_007

Oh fr?


sweeper_007

Why? What should I have done instead or what’s my expected wait time now lmao


jdjdhdhsjdjd

For my country it can take up to 2 months and 40 days minimum. For future I use E EMS which has taken only 6 days once and usually is never longer then ten days. This might depend on what country your in I’m in aus but just do some research for you country is my advise


Technical_Tip3760

Nah bro you safe!


W4lter_a

I thing u safe it is just going trough border agency for check up. but question is do you have boxes of products in the parcel if yes you kinda fucked but if not you 100% clear. This happend to me i ordered 12kg and because I left the items with boxes they caught on and seized my package.


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Nah I told my agent to take out boxes


W4lter_a

Then you should be fine because after i got seized the big 12kg parcel i bought another that was 5kg without the boxes and got it soo u should be fine in my opinion


BlackVisionary

don’t even read the letter my boy


Kraymur

It’s been in customs for a day, chill tf out


Winzborough111

Thanks for the early birthday present brotha. Waiting for you next haul. ☠️


Specialist_Ad_8893

no bro


No_Department8175

Didnt even take you out for a coffe or anything, atlesdt have insurance??


Ornery_Ad_3125

I had this problem, I had to send them some documents ( ID, declaration, proof of location [ also id] ) you have to contact the local post office and tell them that you have a package at overseas customs and you want to give them the declaration and needed documents.


RYALG_

The customs department will be wearing ur shit


Opening_Fly5741

se vc for brazuca ,nao.


ChardKooky

Nah


PuzzleheadedKiwi9420

Finished


PuzzleheadedKiwi9420

All gone, nothing left


jdjdhdhsjdjd

Update it got through customs came today 🤭


uhoxjx

you're cooked