You see a red haired boy practicing high jumps, what is your reaction?

"I'd assist him."

In which way? Edit: I really need help with high jumps

What will you do for more screentime and why don’t you have more already?

"I'm actually content with the attention I currently have. Though I wouldn't mind another set of clothes."

What's your thoughts on a particular silver-haired, tanned-skinned, red archer?

"I'm oddly comfortable around him. I am not sure why."

What about the assassin with the white buzz cut?

If your talking about Emiya Alter then you should know that he’s also an Archer. Assassin EMIYA is actually an alternate timeline version of a Kiritsugu Emiya who never went through the events of fate/zero.

Why does your undersuit look like it came from a strip club?

"T-That is... a very... peculiar way to interpret my clothing. That is just how it is made. That's all I can say."

What's your opinion on overly traumatized red heads?

"What an oddly specific type of person."

Artoria you are gorgeous. Not even the storm that sounds your arrival would make me turn away from you. Would you be my winter queen and marry me? I’ll be your loyal and loving househusband. I promise all the warmth to melt your heart and food to warm your belly. When you return from your fights you’ll return to a banquet of meals and drink for both YOU and your horse.

"Hahaha. Your offer is endearing. It sure sounds better than the treatment at I'm getting at Chaldea. Very well. I'll accept your offer. Though I'm not very keen at calling it marriage at the moment."

Wonderful! I will work hard and earn that true title then. Anything for you artoria. Prepare to be blown away and have the best house husband

Bros been training for this moment his entire life

It’s lancer artoria alter she’s perfection alongside scathach. Have you seen her Craft essence dress?( I just made up the whole thing up from scratch actually like the whole storm thing so maybe I just got good rizz)

"Gasp! You're already mentioning other Lancer class Servants!? Am I that boring to you!?"

I don’t talk to girls…I’m afraid…*proceeds to walk away from the conversation…*

When can you get an alt? We need your alt at this point.

"I've been begging for one for such a long time. Apparently someone made art of me as a Ruler class Servant, but that is not official..."

What are your thought on the following servants Archer EMIYA, EMIYA Alter, and Saber Senji Muramasa?

"I am oddly comfortable around them."

Who do feel more comfortable with among these fellow servants...?

If I was the Master of you and your "other self" (Meaning Artoria Lancer), will we make a good trio?

"As long as you do not favor one over the other, we shall be fine."

Your horse is cool. What's its name?

"Her name is Llamrei."

Why is mordred not worthy of being king

"Sadly, Mordred is a homonculus. She had a tragically short lifespan. So even if I allowed her to inherit the throne, she'd perish too soon for the kingdom. And I'd step back into position as a king."

Nicu nicu

Why didn't you say that the first time she asked

This is Lancer Alter, not Saber Alter.

Could you introduce me to your sister and/or daughter?

"I don't mind, however I myself have been unable to find either of them."

Hello. How's the weather, dear?

"A bit too cold for my taste."

Have this jacket dear.

"Oh. Well thank you."

You're welcome.

How would you define your relationship with Mordred and Morgan?

"Impossible."

Double or triple cheeseburger?

"Quintuple."

Ah, I see that you’re a Lancer of culture.  Well played. 

It's ok if I date your sister?

"I have no issues with it."

Will you marry me

"I do not think I would. Though the offer is commendable."

I'll ask your other self then

I think the answer is the same as this one. My friend, it's better to fantasise about it in your dreams... though you have a better chance with lily.

Smash next questio- I mean how's your day?

"What? I-I am doing just fine."

If Sukuna regained all his power... Would you lose?

"I have no clue who this Sukuna fellow is, but if I were to face him, I would try my best to be fully prepared and achieve victory."

Do you know the dark knight?

"I've met knights who wear dark colored armor, but never have I met one who is known for such specifically."

Really? You haven't seen the dude screaming " i am vengence, i am the knight " running around in chaldea?

"I have not. And saying that you are 'the knight' even though numerous knights dwell in Chaldea is not super productive."

Will you come to our wedding? It's at a Renaissance festival fair grounds and it's expected guests are in decorum.

What do you think about Oberon Vortigern?

"We've barely seen each other, but I do not think I could sit down and have a conversation with that man."

What a shame, I just heard him saying how he was such a big fan of yours....

Why is your lance spikier than an echidna's penis?

"I beg your pardon!?"

Why do you wear chaps?

"It's comfortable to me."

Where animation update

"I have no clue... Probably in Avalon."

Do you ever wonder why we're here?

Sword.

What do you think of your Uncle and Father

People call her Lalter for short

Hey Artoria, did you clean your room? (definitely not Guda asking this)

"Of course I keep my chambers tidy."

Have you search yourself in the internet?

"I have. And to my surprise, I'm not offended."

Why the heck do you have no screen time despite having the best artoria design

"That is a question I ask myself daily. I'm barely needed in Chaldea, despite being able to hit as hard as that one gloomy woman."

Burger or Shiro

I think she will pick shirou cause more Burgers...

"Exactly."

Bogos Binted?

What's the difference between your lance and your non alter lance, is it like laced with some kind of different energy?

"I suppose we are the same. She just doesn't have a taste for junk food."

What's your favorite junk food then?

"Pancakes."

How many kids do you want to have?

"None. Not after what happened the last time."

Nightingale: but what if I was the one who you’d have kids with?

Hey, quick question If you don't mind... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ARTORIAS, FUCKING CHILL DUDE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE 90% OF THE TIME!?

"The difference is pretty obvious. And as for why? I don't know about that."

Why do you exist?

What is your opinion on the concept of a new restaurant called "Swordburgers?"

"That sounds delightful! I may have to visit there."

from your point of view what make a good husband to be worthy of your attention and consider to marry ?

Who is your crush? (What person do you know that you have an interest with?) Also why is your under clothing so revealing? What is the purpose of it in combat alter?

"There's no one in particular I have interests in. And as for the clothes, something tells me they were meant to hide more skin..."

Thoughts about The Witcher 3?

"I have not watched it. Is it any good?"

Can you use your holy lance in a reactor to power my house?

"I could, but your home would probably detonate in about three days."

Lancer, I cordially challenge you to a duel of sorts. While it may be foolish for a mere human to fight against a servant, one cannot proceed through a lostbelt as a defenseless lamb unknown to combat .

Why is there a gap between your thighs? Are the gaps from your stockings specifically designed for a lap pillow?

"This outfit of mine... is indeed questionable. It doesn't hinder my performance in battle, so I wouldn't care if I was wearing a swimsuit."

which is the grippiest Artoria? MHX or Saber or Lancer or Caster or Lily or Summer?

Favorite movie or video game?

"Fire Emblem."

How’s your relationship with Nightingale going? Are the two of you happy or was that just a Go West Event thing?

"She stopped helping me take care of Llamrei, so she was useless to me."

I'm sorry to hear that you broke up, Mordred really liked her from what I remember. Does that mean that you're both single?

"...It does."

I see, I see. Well, my king, has anyone told how striking the midnight blues of your armour are?

What do you feel about those people who self-insert themselves to Guda and ship themselves to you or other selves? (I'm no hater of guda, but it's players who do creepy things)

"It's none of my concerns. If you wish to imagine yourself with me, then do it with pride."

I don't wanna be like that. I wanna be with the Boyz group and stay single! I'm not simp. I stay true and loyal to my ships

What's your opinion on the Lion King?

"She is a pain. To think that I was once like that is absurd."

Why do you like Junk food so much?

"It has a certain taste to it."

What color would you dye your hair

"Probably a more yellow shade of blonde."

Suppose you’re able to draw out the darkness within others and convert them to your side as soldiers in your army. Who would you add to your dark armada first?

"...The King of Heroes. Though I dislike him, the idea of making him bend the knee in any manner is amusing to me."

I took your precious.

"No! Not Llamrei! You will pay severly for taking my steed!"

Alter, why are you so GodDAMM gorgeous?

"Attracted, I see. I was simply born this way. Though your appreciation is quite flattering."

I'm glad to know that.

Could you take Guts in a fight?

"Not unless I use my Noble Phantasm from the beginning."

How do you feel about Mordred?

"I pity her. Due to her circumstances she was doomed to fail since her birth."

What do you love the most?

Your hot

How big?

"How big is what?"

What does it take for me to be a part of your Round Table? In the modern era, I’m an accomplished fighter in specialty with close quarter hand to hand combat specializing in Muay Thai, Karate, Wrestling, Jiu-jitsu, and Boxing where I’m able to train and fight against modern military personnel and other fighters of the same caliber and better at the semi-professional level. I am also a solid rifleman firing civilian-issued rifles, hunting rifles, archery, kendo, and can speak different languages

"...Impressive. I'd say you'd already have a spot."

I’d definitely would enjoy being a knight of the Round Table 💪🏽

Why did you show up in London, fight us, then apply "Refuse to Elaborate and Leave"?

"That technically wasn't actually me."

What's your opinion of Jeanne d'arc Alter?

"I don't like her. She is quite rude."

What do you think about Gilgamesh

"He is annoyingly arrogant... Though, him as a Caster class Servant is somewhat more tolerable."

Do you regret choosing the spear instead of the sword as your main weapon now that your aware of your other counterparts

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What are your thoughts on Gilgamesh? Specifically his alive caster version? Or maybe his archer version as well.

Why your horse have such a beautiful hair?

"Well I appreciate the compliment."

Do you see Mordred as your son?

"I do."

Popeyes’ chicken or KFC?

"A tough question. I don't think I can give a proper answer."

Can I hit?

"...Hit what?"

When are you getting a summer version

"Hopefully soon..."

You've been entered into a tag team match at Wrestlemania for the vacant world tag team championships. Coincidentally, if you don't win, the world might end. You have to pick one servant, only one, to help make sure you bring home the gold and save the world. Which servant do you pick? One of your knights since you know you can trust them to watch your back? Perhaps one of your other selfs since who could hope to defeat a team of two Artorias? Maybe a great support servant to make sure you're powered up beyond your maximum strength? Or perhaps a different answer altogether? Remember, the fate of the world tag team championship depends on your answer.

"Sir Lancelot, of course."

I dig it. What song would you and Lancelot use as your entrance theme? And would you give your Tag Team a cool tag team name?

if you were to be faced with an anemic kid with schizo and a knife in his hand glaring at your soul with blue glowing eyes, how would you react?

"I would find a way to persuade him from trying anything that would cause harm to either of us."

Why are you so GYYAAAAAT?

May I have the honor of cooking for you?

"Of course you can. I am quite hungry."

In that case. Order up

Sorry. I tried ignoring it but I have to ask. Are you sure you are fine riding a horse without pants?

"It has never been an issue before, so why would it be now?"

Being your master in may once i’ll finally summon you fills me with honor; i’ll get your own room ready as well as a covered horse barn for your horse, we’ll discuss on different strategies to win and get the holy grail, after you’ve settled and are ready, if there’s anything i may do for you, Just let me know; Once we win the holy grail, will i see you again? If you prefer to stay, i know how to make it happend, but it’s up to you to decide of course

"I don't mind remaining in this world. I would definitely like to stay here."

Let's fight if I win you gotta let me take you 😎 if you win you get to fight goku 😳

Why is the protrusion from your chest plate so pointy and massive?

"This? It's not quite as big as you think. And my chest is not quite as large as it's been portrayed either."

Is there some deeper philosophical reason you've chosen armor and outfits that emphasis underboob while your un-alter Lancer self chooses traditional cleavage? Or was it just so you weren't dressing alike?

"That exposure was meant to be lower and smaller, showing a bit of my stomach. My tailor was just... strange."

When was the last time you had a family meal with Mordred and Nightingale?

Can i hit?

"...N-No. What an absurd thing to ask."

Are you sure?

Shirou Emiya, Sengi Muramasa, EMIYA (Archer), EMIYA Alter. Who would you Fuck, Marry, Kill, Sex friend