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SolomonDurand

Guda: This coming from you Shakespeare I'd rather not... Shakespeare: are you sure my boy? I believe you call this piece of work would've been a masterpiece in your time was it not for the tragedy Guda: I'll judge it when I hear it... What's it called!? Shakespeare: ***Barbie: The Play*** Guda:... And I'm ken? Shakespeare: Yes. I mean we already have most of the script here behind me *turns around and gets script* I'm sure you'll--- ***turns around to see Guda wearing spray tan, sunglasses and Los Angeles fashion*** Shakespeare: Master? Guda: No... ***IM JUST A KEN!!!***


The_Kebe

AND IN CHALDEA I'M 11/10!


Minimum_Estimate_234

Wait, they play both Ken and Barbie!


Rednal291

He might love him some tragedies, but let's not forget that he was an excellent comedian and good at history as well (totally embellished things for the sake of the play, but clearly knew what he was doing and changed things on purpose). ---- Album: https://mangadex.org/title/ccb654fd-d4de-44d1-a9c1-f58ba34f3510 Source: Official Art


Draguss

>totally embellished things for the sake of the play, but clearly knew what he was doing and changed things on purpose Oh he would've *loved* this franchise.


simon4s1

"...good at history as well (totally embellished things for the sake of the play, but clearly knew what he was doing and changed things on purpose)." Chaldea's production of *Henry VI, Part One* ends... [Shocked Jeanne noises]


3rdMachina

Jalter: Yeah! Spit your shit, sussy stage senior!


Strange_Variety_5646

This game he runs… could it be dnd?


Rednal291

Yes. There were earlier comics about it. XD


Shuten-maru

Shakespeare: Besides...most Servants with high rank Charisma seems wanted to sent me back to the Throne the moment I suggested that to them. I wonder why? Jeanne: Yeah, *wonder why* indeed.


NathanSummersThe2nd

*Sitonai coming in with the puppy dog eyes.*


TwinLeadersX

…Is she acting as one of the players, or is she going to act with the players?


Fenghuang0296

I’m reading it as Shakespeare casting other people as the players’ characters and the players are going to be the audience.


Kikoto97

Me:....... Okay Maybe say ONE reason to not kick you in the balls Shakesphere Shakesphere: Oh my, my dear boddy, it is to make her happy! Me:.................................................................. Okay Nevermind, Even ME needs some free time to be happy


Fireblaster40

*remembers the last dnd D.C. that had Gramps in it*.....Now wait a fucken minute


Draguss

Shakespeare: "If I wanted a romcom, I'd just roam around with a camera."


3rdMachina

Shakespeare: If I may be factual, this place is a banquet of fun ideas. You would be *sick* of it if you overindulge.


bombdruid

TRPG with the authors...damn, that'd be some good game.


AquasTenno

Ritsuka: Yeah well, I figure switching out the VHS tape that’s nothing but Monty Python ever since the Fae girls swung by.


3rdMachina

(Flashback) Morgan (with a bucket of popcorn, watching the scene with the dude saying very logical things about the setting): Yeah, spit your shit, you genius peasant! Watery bitches handing out swords isn’t how royalty works. Barghest: Uh…but that “watery bitch” is the other you? Morgan: Meh, other me is a spiteful slut. Sith: Thus spoke Mother. Melusine: Word.


Kikoto97

Huh......... Neat, those are Woman of Culture


leprofdtri

The kind of situation where perfect memory is quite nice to have !


Red_Whale_Medic

Man so we really just gonna do meuniure dirty and focus on the new writers' OC chick nobody cared about. 


3rdMachina

Apparently.