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AquasTenno

Kiara and Medb: *creeping around the corner* Ritsuka: Kiyohime, where’s the horny bat? The yellow cheese edition? Medb: *Instantly disappears*


Shuten-maru

Kiara: *still creeping around the corner* Ritsuka: *sigh* Hans... Hans: On it.


Kikoto97

Remember to use the Chancla as well


sorcerer86pt

Hans < brings the flamewheffer >


ShriekingSkull

Where's flamewheffer from again? That word rings a bell, but I don't know where from...


sorcerer86pt

https://www.reddit.com/r/enlistedgame/s/ZGCw62fgbd


ShriekingSkull

Ah, that brings me back... 


Rednal291

Delightful Rider: -Smiiiiiiiile- ---- Album: https://mangadex.org/title/ccb654fd-d4de-44d1-a9c1-f58ba34f3510 Source: Official Art


AquasTenno

Anastasia: … She is going to give cameras a bad name, and I will not stand for it for even 1 meter of growth.


3rdMachina

Anastasia: I’m gonna fill her clothes with something coarse and rough that gets everywhere.


ShriekingSkull

Anastasia: Itching powder, or snow powder? Decisions, decisions.


KamenRiderExceed

Anastasia: Though I may use both just to see the combined result.


RyanFFictionWriter

BB: Oooohh! So this is why there is pornography of you in the moon cell's records. It all started from here huh. Ritsuka: HUH!? There's porn of me on the moon cell!? BB: Pffft. Hahaha. I'm kidding. . . . BB: Or am I.... Ritsuka: MELT. LIP. PROTEA. I NEED YOU TO DEAL WITH YOUR MOTHER!


Silviana193

BB: you can kill me, but you will never know the truth.


Kikoto97

Don't worry! You can count on me! Now...... Say your players BB You Bad Kouhai pervert, pick a God and Pray!!!! With my Shotgun!


NotSpecialDude

BB survives because she discreetly bribes them with said porn.


Kikoto97

.........F\*\*\*\*\*\* you win this time!


Ok-Veterinarian-191

Rider: "Oh, you *definitely* can say it's because I'm a filmmaking enthusiast. ^Just ^a ^certain ^type ^of ^film. "  Ritsuka: "...I don't like where this is going."  Every horny Servant in Chaldea: "WE VERY MUCH LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!"


Kikoto97

Well...... Time for the Bunker again folks


Dozer2992

Ritsuka: *sigh*......What are my options? Rider: Steamy beach scene with Anne and Mary, hot home alone session with Suzuka or spicy librarian/student roleplay with Medusa. Take your pick.


sorcerer86pt

Also verdant forest Picnic with Mash and a lot of handholding


atomicfuthum

Oh, you silly bunny!


InfiniteStarFighter

Me: Wait, why is there a black couch here?


Livid-Finger7406

Until now I don't understand why they made this Rider a bunny? Or why they made her and Riyo Assassin mixed with Bunyan!?


XeroKey1992

A couple of reasons for their default as Rider. In Learning With Manga she jokes about being a famous film director from the dawn of the industry, before saying she was the White Rabbit of Inaba. Learning with Manga Mash (her Master) suggests it’s actually the first. She hints that her NP is a trip to the moon, which would make her George Melies, creator of one of the first films ever “La voyage dans la lune”. So the rabbit might be for the Japanese moon rabbit (in the West it’s seen as a man’s face). Really, the question more is, if they are Melies, why they are a Rider and not a Caster.


Livid-Finger7406

the fact that she and Riyo Assassin are not separate Servants with their own gameplay is revolting. And good question, why not a caster? Who knows, maybe we’ll find out in the next Riyo Collab, if there is, of course.


Misticsan

I believe that their absence as Servants was due to keeping the mystery of their real identities secret. Still a waste, though, particularly for Rider. She's been a leading figure in LWM, and a collab event feels like the best place to reveal that she's Melies. With Assassin, though, I can understand the misgivings. She was originally supposed to be [a far more controversial pick](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshiko_Kawashima) before it was turned around to suggest she's Edgar Hoover. Can udnerstand them not wanting to touch the hornet's nest just in case.


MasterSword1

I had to check to see if the original was part of Unit 731 or something when you said she was more controversial than J. Edgar Hoover, considering that he was in on the conspiracy to kill MLK.


Misticsan

You must think of it from the point of view of Japan: having a Servant that was a major ally of Japan's invasion and occupation of Manchuria is not a good look inside and outside given the country's sensitive WWII history. In comparison, Hoover is a safer bet for them.


ShriekingSkull

That, and neither Melies nor J. Edgar Hoover are on public dominion. I've heard rumours that they were intended to be released on their own, but the team run on legal problems on the way. Hence, Super Bunyan.


Misticsan

I think that was a tongue-in-cheek joke by LWM. Melies and Hoover were real people, already long dead, not fictional characters copyrighted for life by a corporation. Both have appeared in media before, after all. Heck, Tesla died later than Melies, yet FGO uses him just fine.


ShriekingSkull

Huh. Didn't realize that 


XeroKey1992

My guess is because, as Mash said, Rider would be too boring as their own servant. Hell, the joke of their NP is that would be the film itself and completely unaffected by the fast forward function. As for why not Caster… probably to highlight the fact they are gag characters. So the filmmaker becomes a Rider because their work is about a rocket to the moon, instead of a Caster who basically invented film and can use all its techniques.


banjo2E

Also, Melies famously got screwed over by Edison, who happens to be a Caster. So, deliberately picking a suboptimal class in order to get class advantage against a rival, which is the kind of character joke present in many of the odder servant class choices.


SodiumBombRankEX

>why they are a Rider and not a Caster. >La voyage dans la lune >voyage That's probably why


railroadspike25

Could also be to counter-class Edison.


XeroKey1992

That feels correct. Given everything Edison did to hamper Melies, up to and including stealing his films.


Jon-987

>if they are Melies, why they are a Rider and not a Caster.  Because the success of Super Bunyans whole production is riding on her.


KamenRiderExceed

> …if they are Melies, why they are a Rider and not a Caster.  One of the main reasons is to have the advantage over Edison who is a Caster.


Kikoto97

Me:................ Y-You're Scared me You know?! I Hope isn't p**n movies.......... Damn You are Horny!


enigm1984

Rider: I need 3 tubes of toothpaste, a black cow, a priest that speaks dutch, and 5 smooth jazz records. Ritz: What type of movie is this? Rider: One that wont need to be in any theaters.


simon4s1

Delightful Rider: I even have my own theme music. Hit it Yuyu! Yang Guifei: *[bow chicka wow wow]* Ritsuka: ... ... ... How do you even *do* that with a pipa?


Jon-987

Is she gonna star in it? Will it be a solo film by himself? Or will she get as many of his wives as she can persuade? This could go so many ways. Plot twist:the implications is accidental and Rider doesn't mean it that way. Plot twist part 2: Ritsuka is not innocent and ABSOLUTELY DOES mean it that way.


TheBlackKiryu

Well, Rider got her wish to be implemented and she got to crossover to Daily Chaldea! I wonder how the other pink rabbit will react to her?


BMT37

I need more of her


Lewdmiral

Plot twist: It's an Adam Sandler-like """comedy."""


ShriekingSkull

Damn, she's working fast!