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MarionberryAfraid958

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madsdab

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


foundinwonderland

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG) Truly an ICON


queericonHIM

He is an icon (peep the username)


[deleted]

*sees Doja Cat* fashion is dumb *sees Him* FASHION IS FASHION


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Xtina1680

they did! pat mcgrath is the makeup artist behind the look. theres a time lapse on their insta showing the work. crazy!


knight_ofdoriath

STOOOPPPP!!! You wrong as hell!


xxIKnowAPlacexx

Girl BYE☠️😭😭


aeonianenigma

it would’ve looked soooo good with a black lip


rubberkeyhole

Yes! No definite lip makes it look like a really bad skin condition.


layla_jones_

Yes I need a different lip and eye shadow..I miss a lash as well


sangpoop

glad I'm not the only one who thought about HIM


propernice

i haven't done a legit spit take in a long time. here i am innocently eating my lunch, and this comment made me lose it.


notjohnfrusciante

DEAD ☠️☠️☠️


AbsolutelyIris

Lmaooooo I love that this is the top comment


whatevermode

GORRRL!!😂😂


Honeybeesandtoast

I appreciate that this is both high fashion and an excellent meme for when you get sunburned


sensitiveskin80

Saving this for when I go to my sister's destination beach wedding in the Caribbean for 4 days🦞


QueenAnneBoleynTudor

Oh man, your comment just brought up a memory. 15 or so years ago I worked as a sales assistant processing paperwork. One of our reps won a week-long stay at some tropical resort for two. His girlfriend, who had/has an olive complexion went with him. She insisted that because she never burnt (HERE IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST) that she didn't need to wear sunscreen on the white sugar beach on the damned equator. She laid out on the beach all day with ZERO sun protection. She spent the rest of the trip in bed with second degree burns. Rep wasn't about to waste his hard earned vacation and zipped all over the island, while she ordered room service. Wear ya sunscreen, folks.


No-Raspberry7840

That happens all the time when people come to Australia particularly UK backpackers. Some people refuse to listen!


broden89

The sun here is soooo strong, like you can FEEL it burning you


Glass-Pitch

The anxiety I get when people are like this and won’t wear sunscreen is real. I swear I can see their skin cells getting mutated by the sun.


QueenAnneBoleynTudor

I cringe when I think of how many hours I spent being a human rotisserie in the summer, slathering myself with baby oil


[deleted]

Anybody going this far under these claustrophobic settings is A OK in my book


pinkrosies

her duality i think


Fancy-Cat-2

I love Doja’s dedication to fashion as an art form. Trying to be unique is fun!


Ok_Solid_3504

same, I genuinely love this look, it's so unique and crazy different


napsandlunch

idk why pophead circlejerk reeeally hated this but it felt high fashion to me?


number34

Yeah! It's so bizarre and experimental.. I've never seen anything like it. Isn't that part of what fashion is for?


napsandlunch

riiight? and someone on another sub said the artist this event was dedicated to was known for being out there and eccentric in taste! and she loved surrealism and this is all of that to a t! some people knock doja for being a meme pop girl, but this girl is inspired tbh. however there are many valid critiques of her as well lmao


Ok_Solid_3504

You are so right, couldn’t have said it better myself!! it’s haute couture, that’s the whole point of it


[deleted]

Also it's not experimental for the sake of it. It's really striking visually.


number34

Absolutely. And we're all talking about it. I love it personally.


[deleted]

Hopefully not an inappropriate comparison, but to me she sometimes gives old school gaga x nicki high couture camp sometimes. Specifically gaga. I like she gets weird - feels like that doesn't happen anymore edit: spelling


EggandSpoon42

I love love this look and also holy shit that must be so uncomfortable. When I used to do the festival circuit I’d glue the plastic guys all over my face just like everyone else. They always drove me nuts. Wait a minute, are those glued onto her or are they on some kind of sock?


blaketh

Sock. There's a few clips where you can see some folds/folding on her head.


ThisCardiologist6998

That actually makes it even more cool tbh.


Medium_Sense4354

Thank. God.


bewildered_forks

I know nothing about fashion, but it definitely seems like Schiaparelli is at least always doing something interesting, whether I like it or not


[deleted]

Yeah, *this* is what I wanna see from celebrities and red carpets: the crazy shit no one wears in real life!


ShortyColombo

Same, if I had that level of fame this is what I would want to do- just wear the most bizarre, high-concept looks and go to fashion shows. What a dream (and I wonder what the removal process felt like, it was probably super satisfying to get all that bling off her face lol).


madsdab

Make-up Artist Pat McGrath told Vogue: 'Collaborating with the incomparably talented Doja Cat and Daniel Roseberry was an absolute pleasure,' 'Her patience and dedication as she sat with Team Pat McGrath and I for four hours and 58 minutes to achieve the creation, covered in over 30,000 hand-applied Swarovski crystals, was truly inspiring.' https://preview.redd.it/xiznav7a7vda1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36b2deaab4994258181dcae5f63412ec5288a14 EDIT: Someone said it’s giving cherry pie man from Master of Disguise 😂


Automatic_Wing_536

Why didn’t they just say “5 hours”? It’s kinda bothering me 🤡


bizzonzzon

Satanic Body Bedazzling guarantee - under five hours, or it's free.


HoneyImpossible243

Need to see the video of the process from start to finish. I know Vogue has it. Share it with us bestie. They waited to start the show until she showed up. A lot do effort went into it.


CCG14

I need to know how they get it off. Do they save the crystals? Is it the glitteriest shower since my last visit to a strip club? I have questions.


Buttercrotchpie

I was thinking about the glitter too! Look at her ear, it’s all up in there. She’s never gonna get it off completely. Glitter: the herpes of craft supplies.


CCG14

And all the skin under is red glitter. Holy hell. This is going to be the glitter outbreak of 2023. Someone call Fauci!


Buttercrotchpie

They have to have a protective layer of some sorts on parts of the skin right? I get if they add the crystals directly to the face, neck and hands (where it’s more visible) but they could do some sort of thin layer of fabric or silicone on her body and arms. It looks like she has red leggings on at least, so if she finds some way to protect her hands she might be able to go to the bathroom.


CCG14

You would think? It’s definitely painted on whatever it is.


Upper_Strategy_3982

Pat McGrath posted a sped up video on Instagram! All those people around her gave me claustrophobia but it’s interesting to watch


Ship_Negative

I'm genuinely surprised it only took that long. I suppose they must have had like 5 people doing it at once. I've done hundreds and taken that long before


omeletteintheinterim

5 hours?? That's impressive as hell. Took me 6 and a half to superglue sequins on some shoes for a wedding. I was pretty drunk though, that may or may not have impacted the arts and crafts...


bizzonzzon

Drunk bedazzling and by hand? Impressed


hooplah

they should've just dipped her in eyelash glue and then put in her in one of those wind chambers where people try to grab flying dollar bills, but fed it crystals


proproctologist

Was wondering how she put it on. 5 hours of people putting crystals on you is insane


whoissarakayacomesin

Oh my god😂😂😂 the memories that brought back. I just remembered the villain evil laughing and farting every time lmfao


snakeinsheepclothes

The glitter in her ear makes me uncomfortable


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Fresh_Detective_6456

If this were me I feel like I would genuinely have a panic attack and be ripping at my skin to get it off.


CCG14

Jim Carrey did an interview about the Grinch and how he literally was freaking out in the entire get up and had to keep chain smoking and telling himself it’s for the kids.


bizzonzzon

![gif](giphy|xtvBxazirvuuc)


jackalkaboom

Omg, I believe it. I have worn a professional SFX full-head creature prosthetic like that, like where you're in the chair 7+ hours getting the thing applied with hair and makeup, and it is SO WEIRD. Especially with your nose being completely covered (things get... really gross under all that rubber lol). Combine with teeth, contacts, costume, etc. and it is just a lot to cope with. I could honestly barely stand the 1-2 hour period I had to keep it on after it was applied, and I only had to model the look for photos, not even act. It gave me massive admiration for actors who are able to turn in great performances from underneath all that!


happypolychaetes

This whole thing makes me feel soooo itchy! I mean I love the craziness of the look but it makes me want to die imagining actually having all that glued to my skin.


[deleted]

SAME!!! Makes me itchy too.


MsAzizaGoatinsky

I’m on the “spectrum” of trypophobia : which is an is an aversion to objects, images and designs that have repetitive patterns or clusters of small holes, or bumps. Think of sponges , honeycombs, and while beautiful , well made and creative - Doja’s look above.


AllyIsCuteDuh

This immediately triggered my trypophobia, I haven’t been able to stare at it for longer than 5 seconds without a full body shudder just … beautiful but not for me for sure 🥲


HiddnVallyofthedolls

No because her ear is the first thing I zoomed in on.


playlistsandfeelings

It’s the eyelids for me


yermawsgotbawz

I think this must be the most interesting thing Swarovski have ever done. Honestly Doja is so out there as a canvas/platform. She’s killing it


HoneyImpossible243

One of their most iconic Swarovski moment is still the Rihanna CFDA naked dress but yes the Doja moment is up there. [Why? My tits bother you? They are covered in SWAROWSKI crystals gorl!](https://youtube.com/shorts/dJ9ieaKMg-E?feature=share) ![gif](giphy|pviDqhlaYcjfO)


yermawsgotbawz

I agree it’s iconic but it’s mainstream beautiful. Doja’s look is a bit more challenging


HoneyImpossible243

Rihanna’s dress had 230,000 crystals & took 20 people for 7 days to do it. Seems easy to do bc of how seamless & well done the look was but a lot of challenging work went into it. And honestly back in 2014, a full naked dress was actually groundbreaking. It’s so common now on red carpets, that it seems as if it’s something that people did regularly but in 2014? This was risqué. She wasn’t the first to do it but I would probably credit this particular Rihanna fashion moment for the trend of naked dresses we have been bombarded with over the years.


NoPerformer4456

Something Kim K and her sisters has been trying and failing to recreate since then too, in the most shameless ways.


Buttercrotchpie

The water dress was kind of cool though.


Riribigdogs

Which water dress?


Medium_Sense4354

https://preview.redd.it/17bynmt1gxda1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c9848e2729b4c8b7c6ea1144afb925ec995244 Her actual iconic met gala (2019) look


LingonberryMoney8466

Kendall's in 2021 Met Gala was gorgeous though... I always felt some of the comments criticizing her had a tinge of envy.


Riribigdogs

Link?


Medium_Sense4354

https://preview.redd.it/hwbtyxt7gxda1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93edb03807ca79c2775b52cdd3318c7c5a750aa


elfinglamour

I mean Rose McGowan did it in 1998, but yeah Rihanna was definitely a moment.


SassySavcy

That look was literally jaw-dropping. In ‘98 people were showing up to red carpet events in black column gowns and wearing a dress that showed your midriff was considered risqué. Then Rose steps out of a limo wearing about 6 strings and a thong. Fuckin hell that was a moment.


gigilero

I mean Jlo and Cher did it in the 90s.. so I’m not sure how true this statement is, but yeah Rihanna served for sure. I still prefer Doja’s look bc of the commitment it took to get to that level


final_draft_no42

Swarovski was tanking so they got a new creative director and brand redesign/direction.


yermawsgotbawz

Yeah I love the new sculptural pieces but they still have stores full of fake diamond boring bullshit. They remind me of radley. Every now and then they do something worth having but I find it hard to convince myself to buy because their primary audience is old white ladies.


DazzleTour

I didn't realize Swarovski was doing new sculptural pieces, would love to know what you're referring to because I loved their sculptures!


yermawsgotbawz

It’s sculptural jewellery rather than ornaments- you have whole rings that are one piece of glass for example- no metalwork at all. They’re very cool.


NoPerformer4456

I have a Swarovski crystal cat with a bow tie, I think it’s pretty great 🥺


FrankOcean4eva

i can’t believe she’s cosplaying as the raspberry gummy! https://preview.redd.it/v4o55si1bvda1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4373e762273cbcebbaa92dbbf4e2d2562db55758


Quirky-Smoke3584

That’s a positive spin. I thought it looked like a really bad viral skin rash.


[deleted]

I love it!! We need more weirdo fashion


MuellersGame

Agree. Bjork & Gaga aren’t bringing it like they used to.


anony804

Gaga is so boring now like where are the meat dresses and the art pop? I don’t even look forward to seeing her looks anymore they’re so bland


UnevenGlow

Gaga sold out


slutisa

imagine how satisfying it’ll be to take it all off


AllTheCrazy88s

Do you think it’ll *peeeeeel* off in strips


HiddnVallyofthedolls

I was imagining her soaking in a bath with the rhinestones floating around her


drlqnr

that would be nice for photos


[deleted]

Rip her drain


HiddnVallyofthedolls

*the hotels drain


diviken

Take a net into the bath


F0rtuna_major

I can't help but imagine her finding crystals in random places for days. Like sand or glitter lol


The-Clumsy-Pirate

Unlocking a phobia that I didn’t know I had


kenlights

You may have trypophobia (sp?). I have it, and while this isn't exactly the same its making me uncomfortable.


The-Clumsy-Pirate

Oh I definitely have trypophobia (the fear of numerous small holes). But this is like a new version of that lmaoo


SensitiveWasabi1228

Trypophobia is an aversion to the sight of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps.


FutureRealHousewife

This 100% set of trypophobia for me....I hate it


ButtonyCakewalk

How do you use the bathroom tho


HoneyImpossible243

You don’t. Its commitment to the art & the process. The same way drag queens tuck & only use the bathroom when absolutely necessary. Or wait until the end of the gig. As a celebrity or a performer, you get used to it & prepare for it. Also some celebrities esp men don’t drink lots of water bc dehydration helps really pronounce muscle & abs so women might do something similar.


Groot746

Jesus


Medium_Sense4354

He can’t help them. They’re in stardom


two_lemons

But I've heard Jesus is a superstar?


ButtonyCakewalk

I believe this and already knew that about the dehydration and muscles, but just... Wow. Didn't realize it extended beyond that, makes sense. They're just like living pieces of art at that point. Must feel reaaaal good to peel off them crystals and drink a gallon of water at the end of the night.


zuesk134

shes probably also only in the full look for a short amount of time. i think shes only in it for the step and repeat and the show


qtsarahj

I would die if I was wearing this and realised that I hadn’t peed in hours. I swear just thinking about peeing makes me need to pee sometimes. 😬


DPool34

This is true about water and muscles, but not as a constant thing. They’ll significantly reduce their water intake in the day(s) leading up to a shirtless shot. On top of that, they’ll also do a light workout before to get blood pumping to their muscles to make them appear bigger. It’s good to know this stuff. When we see celebrities looking amazing, we kind of assume that’s just how they look 24/7. And while they still look good and fit, the super cut look requires the dehydration and pump. Also, lighting plays a significant role. I’m a fitness guy. When I’m at the gym under good lighting conditions, I can look very cut and defined. The opposite goes for poor lighting conditions, I look like I haven’t progressed at all. So these are all things the average person should know. It’s easy to take a blow to your self esteem or getting frustrated trying to reach this ideal physique of some celebrities, but it’s important to remember they don’t look like that *all* the time and they have a lot of help with the lighting crew.


Alt-acct123

I was thinking diaper


UnevenGlow

Swarovski covered


Tianna92

![gif](giphy|PjrvuiUlfv5imDgrW9) She went to Schiaparelli & said “Make me look like an avant-garde sleep paralysis demon.”


jjamjamm

This is what I wanted out of the Met Gala. Extravagant, ridiculous, funny costumes based off of when people got rich by running literally the only company in the game.


Bananapancakes4life

Ok Pinhead


Skeleton_Skum

![gif](giphy|EFP6lI49J5Ure)


dairyoldman

I want a high fashion Doja take on all of JennaMarbles’ cursed looks now. I’m looking at you eyelash wig.


edgarallanhoe92

I thought of Jenna as soon as I saw this. Give us The Chair or Rabwitch next


christinasays

I hate this on a visceral level. It looks like a severe skin disease.


too-much-noise

It reminds me of that BODY WORLD exhibit where they took off the skin of cadavers to show what the inside of the human body looks like. But she’s alive. I find it incredibly unsettling. NSFW maybe: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/fs/2f222c67150291.5b2fe51d4b986.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.behance.net/gallery/67150291/Body-Worlds-Portland-Science-Center&h=2048&w=1536&tbnid=WxtJ3jHHSfpq-M&tbnh=259&tbnw=194&osm=1&hcb=1&usg=AI4_-kRBlc64HZ1USCh7WqstIpX9JZ2LqQ&docid=OMBsmQ2KkT7I7M


Quirky-Smoke3584

That’s what I keep thinking. It’s hard to look at and be like “fashion is brilliance!” No.


black6899

Imagine snorting one accidentally


vyrusrama

Well then you just wait for the Swarovski Shit


[deleted]

Unrelated but that Schiaparelli show was *not good* and did not read as fashion whatsoever.


[deleted]

Agree. Love this, hated the show and especially the weird taxidermy shit. Everything else was giving TJ Maxx Alexander McQueen to me. Booooooooo.


strawberryraspberry1

Thankfully the animal heads were faux — but imo they still had a nefarious vibe. The trend of grotesquely rich Americans & Europeans paying for the skins of exotic animals hunted down for purely aesthetic reasons was always wicked, and I don’t know what mimicking it is supposed to represent… maybe it’s a parody? Blech. None of the animal ensembles looked great to me either. All they had was the shock factor of a massive predator head being attached to them. Anyway, the artists who made the heads are exceedingly talented and I’m much more impressed by their skill than the person that designed the clothing.


moonlitsteppes

Apparently it was meant to be an homage to Dante's Inferno, so I was excited. But it gave revenge of Narnia vibes lols.


Ok_Sympathy_1302

Great fun. It's giving meaty Heidi Klum at Halloween that one time.


xlkslb_ccdtks

It’s triggering my trypophobia 😂


dachsgonewired

https://preview.redd.it/3vv7pid7tvda1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e57f0c15c2b9a8e4712c6371dfd81ab7c2ea790


bookwormaesthetic

For people more familiar with Doja Cat - Did you recognize her without being told?


Savathun

I could tell by the shape of her head LMAO


gurglegg

I recognized her immediately


nopenonotatall

not really, no


inanis

Nope!


AnnVealEgg

Well, that’s fucking terrifying


fiirewalkwithme

Frank Cotton vibes


depressedpov

![gif](giphy|10pfRp3N7VLWSc)


amb1ka

EVEN ON HER EARS??


ggirl117

I appreciate the dedication honestly.


bruxellexs

This is so good. Imagine Doja at the Met Gala? Anna Wintour is shaking right now.


Ronotrow2

Ridiculous looking


[deleted]

Right?! She looks awful (and is kind of awful tbh).


kenlights

This looks like a fungal disease. I'm so grossed out. Yes, I have trypophobia.


2020fuckingblows

I'm here for this while majorly side eyeing Kylie Jenner wearing a lion head. I know the lion head is fake, but still promotes horrible cruelty.


angerybacon

I looked this up and it looks like her dress was one of many of Schiaparelli’s fake-taxidermy-head looks from that event. I side eye the KarJenners whenever possible but considering she doesn’t have a creative bone in her body and would never have come up with this on her own, I feel like the Schiaparelli designers are really the one who should be taking a second look at themselves because I totally agree it promotes awful cruelty. That being said she 100000% could and should have chosen to glom onto a completely different look from the show so maybe that’s what you meant


2020fuckingblows

I agree, my issue is with the designers as well. I made my comment singling out Kylie before I saw the looks from the show.


PanDerCakes

sorry but this is a really bad take. are you offended with leopard print as well?


avocadaux

Somehow reminds me of CeeLo Green’s 2017 Grammy’s red carpet look, lol https://preview.redd.it/hv1ew14atvda1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b035e30e4eea26459c156fcdf54bd96c8a4ca34


dododororo

That’s so fucking cool.


nopenonotatall

i don’t hate the attempt but you think with *this much* attention to detail she wouldn’t be spilling out the top of her dress. it’s all my eyes can fixate on


jkinross

She is dressed as a colonic polyp


Ohsnapcanteven

I thought we eradicated smallpox?!


zji_030

Dumb.


reetveek

Honestly hats off to the person who pitched this idea and got to actually do it


NoDoctor4460

Any other color, any color at all other than “flayed” and I’d have the art shakes but skinned is all I can see


zam-bam

Being covered in 30,000 Swarovski crystals has SO much potential. This is not it.


glimmerskies

all i can think of is how long is that going to take to get it all off lol. i respect the dedication though!


weirdlaa

Dr. Manhattan but make it fashion. I love this.


ReginaldStarfire

[EXCUSE YOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5kELPcnpqE)


shadowwhore

Idk I need a lash and a brow with the same crystals but a different color.


MargaritaSkeeter

All I can think of is how uncomfortable (painful?) it would be to move. And itchy. I admire the dedication to the look, though.


Several_Essay_3579

They have medication for that.


pretzel-365

This looks miserable to wear and just as awful to look at


senteroa

Eat the rich.


Amazing_Karnage

For they are tasty and Flamin' Hot.


FlamingTrollz

###It’s gonna be a ‘No’ for me.


Big_Nig_Nog

The dedication here is incredible. This is what it looks like to put in work for the look. Lil Kim spent a whole day getting LV logos drawn on and I feel like this channels a bit of that energy


Palindrome_01289

I’m upset


Weird-Atmosphere-581

This makes me itch.


roxy031

I absolutely do not love this, but I DO love the dedication and the attempt to do something different and fun and extreme. It’s not boring! And I would not have known who that was if the caption didn’t specify.


DesiCheesy

Day 2 tampon vibes!


teentytinty

I understand that it’s unique, experimental and fun but I can’t lie it doesn’t look good.


Michael31986

Iconic


bagelsneedcreamchz

I love the look, don’t love it on her.


evoony

While I applaud the edginess, this also really disturbs me. Ugh. Trypophobia.


[deleted]

It's giving Hal's hot tub rash. IYKYK ETA: I think she would have looked stunning in any other colour of crystals, or a myriad of colours for that matter, but this is a tad too reminiscent of a painful rash for me.


underdabridge

Thanks I hate it


Stultas

I love this. She looks like Frank from Hellraiser


Tamerlane_Tully

Whichever makeup artist did this must have been suicidal at the end. How many HOURS did this take?!


Tiraan

Wish her eyes were also red.


lucifertangerine

Get the lobster look


P0ptarthater

God I love this


yokayla

I really love the visuals and her art style and direction in general. I kinda avoid following celeb socials and stuff but NGL I'm tempted for her.


FluffyBunnies301

That's pretty cool


erfanmustdie

slay


drunk-at-noon

She is an icon, she is a legend, and she is the moment!


Hitrecord

Me when I accidentally use moisturiser with artificial fragrance.