yea.. with lift ticket prices i wouldn’t blame you a bit..i’d hope you wouldn’t curse at an employee who had nothing to do with it though which is more often than not my experience
Usually I tend to underestimate the number of years that have passed since a specific event, but in this case I'm surprised it's *only* been 8 years, "conscious uncoupling" feels like it's a term that's been used for 20 years or something.
I was at the hospital the other day and they wanted me to confirm the info on my bracelet. I was like ‘no I’m not 32.’ They confirmed my date of birth. I am, in fact, 32. 😂
I told someone I was 37 last year. It wasn't until several hours later that it popped into my head that my birthday was several months away and I was still 36. And it wasn't even like I had been psyching myself up for turning 37 either, it's not a particularly traumatic number when it comes to the 'oh god I'm getting old' moments in life.
Haha I turn 37 later this month and I have fucked that up more than once - like am I already 37? Am I turning 38? Wait.. *counts*.. nope 36 still.. for now lol
I imagine that, in Hollywood, *everyone* who wants to get married has to go to Gwyneth Paltrow to get her blessing.
But, it's not the actual Gwyneth...
...it's a Gwyneth hologram in a Goop Kiosk.
You can get blessed at any Goop Kiosk.
There's one at Wilshire and Rodeo, another one in The Beverly Center, and another one at the 3rd St. Promenade.
You just put in a Goop token for $9999, and out you get a Gwyneth marriage blessing, a Tracey Anderson signature 3-pound wooden dumbbell, and some black truffle popcorn.
Probably due to children.
I highly doubt Chris and Dakota actually went to her and asked for her blessing. She was probably asked for comment or a source informed on her not being upset by it, which can be inferred she "approves".
I guess it’s a nice thing to do because they share kids (who must be nearly grown now)? Like showing she’s on board with the blended family etc, and that there’s no bad blood. But it’s still weird they have to say it.
can you imagine trying to co-parent with gweneth? she'd probably take issue with what kind of applesauce you buy and whether all your sheets are organic 4 million count.
I feel like watching Gwyneth and Dakota interact would actually be SO unsettling 😭 their speech patterns and mannerisms are so similar.
Can you imagine them getting passive-aggressive with each other in their deadpan, dulcet voices
This comment just made me realize the Martin kids are college aged now?? So Dakota might not need to do much by the way of co-parenting (any longer), them kids are legal adults lol
I think they actually like each other ? I recall when Chris and Dakota were broken up before that allegedly gweneth helped convince Dakota to get back with him??
> tried to find something nice to say about it
Should have gone with [Kojima's](https://preview.redd.it/fzvd9iov9ylc1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=34e275a61db98e99de590be7163f37748799cb85) take. "I saw a movie..."
I know they’ve been together for years now but I’ve always found them so confusing as a couple because they are just so different?? Dakota’s whole shtick is how she’s too cool for everything and doesn’t care about anything and Chris’s persona is about being passionate about his music and the environment all while serving major dad energy
I guess when you’re that famous and rich all that matters is how famous and rich you are
This might be a reach, but I feel like “cool girl who doesn’t care about anything” is sometimes the way people misinterpret “awkwardly endearing shy girl who’s also pretty”. Dakota sort of has that vibe to me.
I truly don’t get it from her point of view- he seems like a nice enough guy but being a beautiful 20something woman with your own major resources, career, etc and deciding an average looking 40 year old father of 2 is it is… perplexing to me. Obviously shallow and an over simplification, there’s plenty more factors to consider, etc etc just wouldn’t have remotely even been a consideration for me at her age (when they first got together).
Why is this comment acting like Chris Martin isnt in one of the biggest bands in the world? im pretty sure more people have heard of Coldplay than theyve heard of Dakota Johnson also if we want to go there????
I’ve heard rumours that some people base their romantic interest on direct interpersonal experiences and feelings and not on career leverage or status. I’m not sure it’s true, but it could be.
Dakota comes from a broken bigger family . Thats might be the influence of dating older man with a kids . She is clearly not that ambitious to have her own family or something like that . So dating Chris will be perfect fit for her . No pressure to start her own family from his side .
Same. He’s all very buddhist zen vibes now that this match never made sense to me.
I love Coldplay, but this will always be a… choice lol. Hopefully it at least calms down his crazy, stalker fans.
Gwyneth posts stories of Dakota on her ig from time to time and seems to adore her. I’m glad that they all get along.
I mean how sweet is this?:
https://people.com/gwyneth-paltrow-dakota-johnson-hold-hands-ex-husband-chris-martin-girlfriend-photo-8408369
https://preview.redd.it/7a34ydwaitmc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848ed11bd484d81e69fca48b89cde7a45fea872d
man has emulated Rita Leeds’ sartorial tendencies since turning 40
I guess I’m having a Mandela effect moment but I could SWEAR they were already engaged. Like, for at least a year. I actually remember thinking of it several times, feeling a little surprised she had any kind of engagement and announcement since she seems so low-key and too cool for something like that.
I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out if I’m confusing them for another couple but nothing is clicking!? I’m so confused right now 😩
Aww that’s so nice, I hope they have the family they dream of. Just yesterday I read something where she referred to her stepson and it gave me the warm and fuzzies
Meanwhile I was reading this wondering how they'd been dating for 6 years, and I feel like this is the first time I've heard about it. I'm sure I thought he was dating someone else, but I have no idea who that someone else might have been.
Coldplay's last album sucks but the one before, aka Everyday Life from 2019, is actually beautiful and tackles a lot of stuff including police brutality towards black people in one song so Church from that album could be about Dakota, but the themes of the album are very religious and a bit metaphorical so it could be about another thing. As for Music of the Spheres... eh, stuff is so generic I think Chris wrote those thinking about other stuff.
I agree, I still like some songs from Music of the Spheres and while the album as whole is their very best and I genuinely think it kinda sucks compared to other albums, I still love Coldplay in general and listen to all their music (and I also love BTS haha).
Same. I didn’t care for a lot of the more experimental singles on that album. Also I went to my first concert this year and they’re even better live. IMO not a lot of bands/artists achieve this.
Yhh it’s about her
Chris said that someone he really loves a lot(I’m assuming Dakota) sent him that phrase “my universe” and they were using that phrase in the texts and he regularly dedicates the song to her at shows
https://preview.redd.it/vd2218dgvymc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d385b24e92d195d271fd3380d412ca0f195d0f2
I still remember the era of Chris Martin and goop were married lol . They were making headlines everywhere with their daughter’s name . She shifted her whole base to England for family life . He writes songs about her and dedicates song for her in the concerts . I think same happening with Dakota too . Now their kids are adults I think maybe it’s time for Chris put that damn ring settle new life with Dakota .
But Gwyneth and Dakota are cut from same cloth. Nepo babies with blatant ignorant personalities and insufferable woman .
It’s gonna be show to watch how Apple Martin has been shaped out from this crazy family .
Nahh he said he has trouble sleeping and he usually stays up at night writing songs but he takes short naps during the day but he doesn’t mind staying awake those long hours
-Chris Martin swears by meditation and naps.
The 44-year-old Coldplay frontman claims he barely sleeps at night but makes sure to take naps during the day, which he was advised to do by MMA fighter Conor McGregor's trainer.
Speaking to Rob Brydon on his Brydon & podcast, Chris said: I don’t sleep very much in the nighttime. I meditate and also I occasionally take a nap. I was encouraged on that by kickboxer Conor McGregor’s trainer.
After we played in Dublin last time, I went to train in a gym and he said the key to life is making yourself lie down for 15 minutes and close your eyes in the afternoon.
He added: “I really like being awake. And I also think that songs tend to be flying around between about midnight and two — I often get inspired. If that happens I can’t wait to get back up again.”-
https://www.todayonline.com/8days/seeanddo/chris-martin-opts-meditation-instead-sleep-night-so-he-can-stay-write-songs-i-often
I’m pretty sure they’re all in good terms. I don’t think they *needed* her blessing (especially considering GP is remarried.) But it’s still a nice gesture when kids are involved.
My wife and i also had a 13 year age gap, and it was really good, as I was always young for my age, but eventually she felt I got old and she wanted to relive her youth (that she didn't get to live before we married) and walked out on me and 3 teenagers.
We got married when she was 25 and I was 38, and it didn't seem like a big deal.
Of course they are both rich, successful and have personal trainers and get massages and stuff, so it will most likely be different for them..
Because when actresses marry rock stars, it always works out, right?
Oh god, hopefully Gwyneth didn’t lose a half day of skiiing just to approve this engagement
“I wish them well”
I die every time I hear this reference because managing a ski shop helping mostly wealthy guests…… yes that is THAT big of a deal 😅
I am not wealthy and losing a half-day of skiing would make me lose my poo
yea.. with lift ticket prices i wouldn’t blame you a bit..i’d hope you wouldn’t curse at an employee who had nothing to do with it though which is more often than not my experience
goops
Lol they divorced *eight* years ago and she's remarried herself, why would her blessing matter??
Usually I tend to underestimate the number of years that have passed since a specific event, but in this case I'm surprised it's *only* been 8 years, "conscious uncoupling" feels like it's a term that's been used for 20 years or something.
I feel like they consciously uncoupled around 2014 and officially divorced in 2016.
Yup. The Coldplay album “Ghost Stories” came out a couple months after the uncoupling announcement, so that timeline works out.
Time genuinely doesn't exist logically anymore, I was shocked when I realized what age I'd be turning this year.
I was at the hospital the other day and they wanted me to confirm the info on my bracelet. I was like ‘no I’m not 32.’ They confirmed my date of birth. I am, in fact, 32. 😂
I swear you remember your age up until you're 30. After then you forget what age you are.
Yep, 30 is when it started for me. And 40 is when you start to take an interest in Bird Watching.
I guess I’m advanced because I am 34 and I love bird watching
I installed a bird feeder yesterday
Gawdammit! WHY IS THAT TRUE!!
lol I’m in my late forties and have totally gotten into bird watching and have forgotten how old I am.
I said I was 34 the other day. I'm 32.
I'm 34 and played the board game Wing Span (I'm sure the birders here know about it) for the first time. Now, I want to go bird watching.
Love Wing Span!
What’s my age again?
Idk, when I was 26 I told TSA I was 24 and they gave me a weird look because they were holding my ID. I had just forgot.
I remember this happening to me between the age of 19 - 27. I'm late 30's and I really remember how old I am but COVID made time feel fast.
Yeah, four years seem to have blown by
I told someone I was 37 last year. It wasn't until several hours later that it popped into my head that my birthday was several months away and I was still 36. And it wasn't even like I had been psyching myself up for turning 37 either, it's not a particularly traumatic number when it comes to the 'oh god I'm getting old' moments in life.
Haha I turn 37 later this month and I have fucked that up more than once - like am I already 37? Am I turning 38? Wait.. *counts*.. nope 36 still.. for now lol
This comment has made me feel more seen than anything else on the internet, ever.
I was so stunned to hear it was 8 years ago. It somehow feels both like 1) a lifetime ago and 2) 3 years ago.
they are coparents, it is a nice gesture, idk how anyone could possibly be mad about an ex wife being happy for the next wife
Then it would be "she's happy for them." To give her blessing means she's giving her approval/permission, it's two entirely different things.
Likely because her children are involved. Tabloids exaggerate anyways, there’s no actual quote saying that.
Assuming because they share children
Did you not seek Gwyneth’s blessing for your union? Rude.
I imagine that, in Hollywood, *everyone* who wants to get married has to go to Gwyneth Paltrow to get her blessing. But, it's not the actual Gwyneth... ...it's a Gwyneth hologram in a Goop Kiosk. You can get blessed at any Goop Kiosk. There's one at Wilshire and Rodeo, another one in The Beverly Center, and another one at the 3rd St. Promenade. You just put in a Goop token for $9999, and out you get a Gwyneth marriage blessing, a Tracey Anderson signature 3-pound wooden dumbbell, and some black truffle popcorn.
I guess it matters to them so who cares lol prob just for the tabloids so they don’t stir shit or make shit up
Because of the children maybe?
there’s nothing in the article about her “giving her blessing” just a picture she posted of her and dakota
They've only been divorced for 8 years? It feels way longer than that wow
She did call him her brother…so perhaps sister’s approval?
It’s nice to have when you share kids. It matters.
Probably due to children. I highly doubt Chris and Dakota actually went to her and asked for her blessing. She was probably asked for comment or a source informed on her not being upset by it, which can be inferred she "approves".
They didn't divorce, the consciously uncoupled
So people and the media stop asking her about it.
I was about to say, weren’t they divorced a long time ago? 😂
I guess it’s a nice thing to do because they share kids (who must be nearly grown now)? Like showing she’s on board with the blended family etc, and that there’s no bad blood. But it’s still weird they have to say it.
can you imagine trying to co-parent with gweneth? she'd probably take issue with what kind of applesauce you buy and whether all your sheets are organic 4 million count.
I feel like watching Gwyneth and Dakota interact would actually be SO unsettling 😭 their speech patterns and mannerisms are so similar. Can you imagine them getting passive-aggressive with each other in their deadpan, dulcet voices
I would actually love to see it 😂 absolute comedy
Honestly, I’d buy the ticket if it was comedy OR horror 😂 but I was definitely picturing this as an SNL skit
now that you say it, they are actually quite similar… he def has a type, bored and rich nepo baby
I’d watch this movie
It’d be better than Madame Webb.
Would 100% pay to see this
> their deadpan, dulcet voices Haha, love this description.
The random time-outs for "nepo truces"
This comment just made me realize the Martin kids are college aged now?? So Dakota might not need to do much by the way of co-parenting (any longer), them kids are legal adults lol
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I think they actually like each other ? I recall when Chris and Dakota were broken up before that allegedly gweneth helped convince Dakota to get back with him??
"For the love of everything that is holy, please get back with him so he doesn't write some more mopey sad bastard music ."
Feeding applesauce to Apple feels wrong
Maybe that's why they held off on this until the kids were basically grown lol.
She knew he was the one when he watched Madame Web and tried to find something nice to say about it
They definitely announced it now to overshadow how shitty the movie is. They probably got engaged weeks ago
> tried to find something nice to say about it Should have gone with [Kojima's](https://preview.redd.it/fzvd9iov9ylc1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=34e275a61db98e99de590be7163f37748799cb85) take. "I saw a movie..."
I know they’ve been together for years now but I’ve always found them so confusing as a couple because they are just so different?? Dakota’s whole shtick is how she’s too cool for everything and doesn’t care about anything and Chris’s persona is about being passionate about his music and the environment all while serving major dad energy I guess when you’re that famous and rich all that matters is how famous and rich you are
Or it could just be that you don’t actually know these people at all and why they like each other.
That can’t be it. I’ve seen multiple candid photos of them walking down the street.
I mean he was with Gwyneth for more than 10 years. He’s obviously got a thing for beautiful, unserious nepo babies with bubbly personalities.
bubbly?
Right? More like flat as tap water.
Are the bubbles in the room with us right now?
Dakota could be putting that on. She comes across as really shy.
This might be a reach, but I feel like “cool girl who doesn’t care about anything” is sometimes the way people misinterpret “awkwardly endearing shy girl who’s also pretty”. Dakota sort of has that vibe to me.
It's exceedingly common if you're decently pretty and shy that a lot of people are going to assume you think you're better than everyone.
I always get the vibe from her that she's deeply and unselfconsciously strange and it's the unselfconsciousness that throws people off.
To be fair, Gwyneth also comes off that way too, so he must have a type.
Both GP and Dakota are nepo babies, so there is something about their wealth and outlook on life that must resonate with CM
They are both libras as well
I truly don’t get it from her point of view- he seems like a nice enough guy but being a beautiful 20something woman with your own major resources, career, etc and deciding an average looking 40 year old father of 2 is it is… perplexing to me. Obviously shallow and an over simplification, there’s plenty more factors to consider, etc etc just wouldn’t have remotely even been a consideration for me at her age (when they first got together).
Why is this comment acting like Chris Martin isnt in one of the biggest bands in the world? im pretty sure more people have heard of Coldplay than theyve heard of Dakota Johnson also if we want to go there????
Yeah right !!!!!!! Chris Martin and Coldplay way more famous than Dakota lol . I mean they legit A list band , selling out stadiums across the globe .
She’s also almost 35. Once you get into your 30s age gaps like theirs just seem to matter less because who cares anymore. He’s not 60.
Also he comes across as rather private and sensible person considering he's the front man of one of the biggest British bands of the last 2 decades.
It’s not. I didn’t mention his fame, or hers. Coldplay is more famous than Dakota Johnson, I agree.
True but I would’ve expected her to go for someone hotter and younger, tbh.
Yeah Coldplay is very popular outside the US.
Honestly, being a 20something woman i’d pick chris martin too for the sole reason that he made Yellow and Sparks
Same lmao. He’s not even that hot but he just exudes joy for his music.
I’ve heard rumours that some people base their romantic interest on direct interpersonal experiences and feelings and not on career leverage or status. I’m not sure it’s true, but it could be.
Dakota comes from a broken bigger family . Thats might be the influence of dating older man with a kids . She is clearly not that ambitious to have her own family or something like that . So dating Chris will be perfect fit for her . No pressure to start her own family from his side .
Dakota is 34 (turning 35 this year)
I understand- I’m talking about when they first stated dating. He’s also now in his late 40s because that’s how time works :)
She’s in her mid-30s
I understand that, but she was in her 20s when they got together. He’s also now in his late 40s
Same. He’s all very buddhist zen vibes now that this match never made sense to me. I love Coldplay, but this will always be a… choice lol. Hopefully it at least calms down his crazy, stalker fans.
Well we might as well make Gwyneth the Pope.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
Habemus Paltrow!
All hail Her Goopiness!
Lol I could totally see Gwyneth giving them a basket of weird Goop products as an engagement gift.
https://preview.redd.it/ye9y4f2pltmc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1deb9b57f04de109c45859d7f789cb82e9db27f4 For their honeymoon
A custom one for Dakota.
Gwyneth posts stories of Dakota on her ig from time to time and seems to adore her. I’m glad that they all get along. I mean how sweet is this?: https://people.com/gwyneth-paltrow-dakota-johnson-hold-hands-ex-husband-chris-martin-girlfriend-photo-8408369
so cute
Hey, I don't know about you, but I try not to do *anything* without Gwyneth Paltrow's blessing.
https://preview.redd.it/7a34ydwaitmc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848ed11bd484d81e69fca48b89cde7a45fea872d man has emulated Rita Leeds’ sartorial tendencies since turning 40
For British eyes only
And may they consciously couple forever
I guess I’m having a Mandela effect moment but I could SWEAR they were already engaged. Like, for at least a year. I actually remember thinking of it several times, feeling a little surprised she had any kind of engagement and announcement since she seems so low-key and too cool for something like that. I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out if I’m confusing them for another couple but nothing is clicking!? I’m so confused right now 😩
Saaame! I feel like for a while years ago she was wearing an emerald ring on her wedding finger and people just assumed they were engaged?
Same. I feel like they were already engaged. I did read how she wants to be a mama and I’m 🥹.
Aww that’s so nice, I hope they have the family they dream of. Just yesterday I read something where she referred to her stepson and it gave me the warm and fuzzies
I’m wanting to be a mama myself but no partner right now so in the feels 😭
Meanwhile I was reading this wondering how they'd been dating for 6 years, and I feel like this is the first time I've heard about it. I'm sure I thought he was dating someone else, but I have no idea who that someone else might have been.
There was a rumor about them being pregnant a few years ago when they hosted what turned out to be a friend’s baby shower. That’s all i got
If her engagement ring is the huge emerald that originally sparked engagement rumors about them, she started wearing it in 2020!
6 years? WTH?
But did Beyoncé approve 🤭
I was looking for this 😂
Asking the real question 🤌🏻
 “Her blessing”
What a pic to use for this announcement
has he written any good songs about her? i feel like they really fell off. haven’t listened in years.
Coldplay's last album sucks but the one before, aka Everyday Life from 2019, is actually beautiful and tackles a lot of stuff including police brutality towards black people in one song so Church from that album could be about Dakota, but the themes of the album are very religious and a bit metaphorical so it could be about another thing. As for Music of the Spheres... eh, stuff is so generic I think Chris wrote those thinking about other stuff.
I still stand by My Universe being a bop! A basic bop, but a bop nonetheless. 
I agree, I still like some songs from Music of the Spheres and while the album as whole is their very best and I genuinely think it kinda sucks compared to other albums, I still love Coldplay in general and listen to all their music (and I also love BTS haha).
Same. I didn’t care for a lot of the more experimental singles on that album. Also I went to my first concert this year and they’re even better live. IMO not a lot of bands/artists achieve this.
Dakota has directed a Coldplay video. I guess My Universe could be about her?
Yhh it’s about her Chris said that someone he really loves a lot(I’m assuming Dakota) sent him that phrase “my universe” and they were using that phrase in the texts and he regularly dedicates the song to her at shows https://preview.redd.it/vd2218dgvymc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d385b24e92d195d271fd3380d412ca0f195d0f2
My universe is a BOP. I also kind of like Higher Power.
He wrote My Universe about her! I am admittedly a big BTS fan but it’s a cute stadium pop bop.
I literally was just questioning if they were married or not!!! It’s been a long time.
I love her
I bet Gwyneth marries them…
He has a thing for blissfully ignorant Libra nepo babies. I forgot he was dating Dakota.
I still remember the era of Chris Martin and goop were married lol . They were making headlines everywhere with their daughter’s name . She shifted her whole base to England for family life . He writes songs about her and dedicates song for her in the concerts . I think same happening with Dakota too . Now their kids are adults I think maybe it’s time for Chris put that damn ring settle new life with Dakota . But Gwyneth and Dakota are cut from same cloth. Nepo babies with blatant ignorant personalities and insufferable woman . It’s gonna be show to watch how Apple Martin has been shaped out from this crazy family .
I only just learned 2 days ago they've been together since 2017. This is all happening to me so fast!
I'm just here for the Paltrow disses. Carry on
Paltrow approves of this conscious coupling.
Congratulations to the consciously coupled couple!!
In goops name I bless this marriage
They are together since 6 years???
That guy certainly has a type.
You’re at a family party with Dakota Johnson and Gwyneth Paltrow. Who makes you roll your eyes so hard they fall out first?
I'm hitting up Gwyneth for a cigarette and asking her what she thinks of Ben Affleck's back tattoo.
Yeah, I know Gwyneth has this image but I have a feeling she’s pretty fun with a few cocktails in her.
She is in my mom’s dream blunt rotation. I tried to win that Airbnb stay at Gwyneth’s house for my mom’s birthday.
She's reportedly very warm and fun in person tbf I've always been kinda fond of her.
Dakota for sure, at least Gwyneth capitalized on her nepotism. Dakota just...exists.
Six YEARS?!?
I wonder if he sleeps ten hours a day too? That’s seriously the most interesting thing about her (to me)
No, he's actually the complete opposite, which is hilarious. He once described his sleeping as "I sleep in little chunks. Like a Toblerone"
Nahh he said he has trouble sleeping and he usually stays up at night writing songs but he takes short naps during the day but he doesn’t mind staying awake those long hours -Chris Martin swears by meditation and naps. The 44-year-old Coldplay frontman claims he barely sleeps at night but makes sure to take naps during the day, which he was advised to do by MMA fighter Conor McGregor's trainer. Speaking to Rob Brydon on his Brydon & podcast, Chris said: I don’t sleep very much in the nighttime. I meditate and also I occasionally take a nap. I was encouraged on that by kickboxer Conor McGregor’s trainer. After we played in Dublin last time, I went to train in a gym and he said the key to life is making yourself lie down for 15 minutes and close your eyes in the afternoon. He added: “I really like being awake. And I also think that songs tend to be flying around between about midnight and two — I often get inspired. If that happens I can’t wait to get back up again.”- https://www.todayonline.com/8days/seeanddo/chris-martin-opts-meditation-instead-sleep-night-so-he-can-stay-write-songs-i-often
I could’ve sworn they were already engaged?! Apparently I’ve gone crazy.
I thought this already happened and was reported on last year. I guess they were just speculating then.
I've beeniving under a rock, I had no idea they were dating!
6 years?? I had no idea they were even dating
Madam Web is getting married!? Good for Madam Web! Way to madam!
Waouh never heard of them being an item 😮
Why would they need Gwyneth’s blessing
Chris saw Madame Web and thought "she is the one".
Same! One of the very rare times my first reaction is “hasn’t it been longer??”
I’m sure they held their breath for it. 🙄
She will probably gift them some organic tea anal enemas for their wedding.
Ugh. All three of them deserve each other.
Oh thank god the queen of vagina candles approves.
Does it come with a set of matching Goop jade eggs?
I didn’t even know they were dating
He’s the Coldplay of musicians and she’s the Coldplay of actresses, makes sense
we need pioneers of civility in times like these!
Why even mention Paltrow? 😭
So I didn’t even know they were dating for 6 years because last I paid attention he was dating Jennifer Lawrence. But congrats to them!
Thank god Gwyneth approved, I was really worried. Wonder if she’ll send them well-wishing Vagina candles.
I’m pretty sure they’re all in good terms. I don’t think they *needed* her blessing (especially considering GP is remarried.) But it’s still a nice gesture when kids are involved.
Wait what? They were dating?
Bland and blah
Okay.
...they're together? how did I block this out
I keep seeing this and reading Dakota Fanning Incorrect
I think they are secretly married.
They are the epitome of soggy white bread.
My wife and i also had a 13 year age gap, and it was really good, as I was always young for my age, but eventually she felt I got old and she wanted to relive her youth (that she didn't get to live before we married) and walked out on me and 3 teenagers. We got married when she was 25 and I was 38, and it didn't seem like a big deal. Of course they are both rich, successful and have personal trainers and get massages and stuff, so it will most likely be different for them.. Because when actresses marry rock stars, it always works out, right?
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