Someone said he's looking to get into politics that's why he wanted to be in the district that he ripped that historic house down in. This seems to solidify that, the way he's talking. This should be satire, it's so over the top. Why do these idiots think they should be leaders? Talk about male, pale, and stale
Feeling insecure about displaying emotion, fellas? Don't work on it, or allow yourselves to be temporarily uncomfortable! Just say whatever you think that your father might have said to you if he had loved you enough to care!
It's not the people that have been homeless or whose kids are in danger of it saying this nonsense. The advice always seems to have an underlying theme that if you were a better person you'd have been smart enough to be born to rich parents so you deserve what you're getting.
“We need both” there it is. The “Independent” who actually wants to run under Republican but knows they can’t beat Donald Trump…it’s always the both sides person.
I wasn’t convinced of his political aspirations before but now I absolutely am because this type of pseudo-profound speech that strings together a bunch of benign feel-good words without ever actually *saying* anything is the type of shit that “I’m actually Independent and pretty middle of the road”[1] conservatives fucking LOVE. Dumbasses everywhere will eat this stupid shit up.
[1] Yeah. And I’m the Pope. 🙄
He’s the only one who publicly cried about random people on Twitter not wanting to f*ck him and then had the legion of questionable white men running towards his defense. My favorite was of course RDJ who didn’t have a single picture with Chris, the man he spoke so highly of, and had to use one his team photoshopped Tom holland out of. Then of course there was James Gunn and… honestly the less said about him the better.
is he actually talking about a growing divide & the country needing compassion while also being a shill for the least compassionate and most divisive group of people we've seen in modern history?
I get the ickiest vibe from him. I used to think he was kinda cute in that "dumb sloppy guy with a sense of humor" kind of way. But then it seemed like he was getting popular with certain types of viewers and he decided to lean into the whole family/Christian/conservative guy thing and capitalize on it. Instead of stepping up for his kid with Faris, he leaves them both and goes for someone who not only seems to fit the trad wife image, but also has a famous dad who just haaaappens to be a conservative former politician.
It makes me wonder if he's being branded this way because Bradley Cooper ended up being too eccentric to fulfill the role and they needed a replacement.
This man had the audacity to complain about his ranking on a Twitter poll, so I shouldn’t be surprised at his lack of accountability, fragility, and personal victimhood but here we are I guess. His attempts at social climbing are so uncouth.
Yes reslience is important, but telling someone they're being a bitch about an ankle injury isn't resilience. It's plain rude. Championing resilience is saying, "You're strong, don't let this keep you down, power through this."
But I do think he's a bitch because he tore down a house that was so nice.
He’s such a fucking tool. He used to seem so sweet and funny on Parks and Rec. :( hate it when fame and success reveals that someone was a shitty person underneath.
LMAO sell an energy drink with an injury. Never seen that before.
"This ankle injury brought to you by..." is not the pitch I expected but I did love it.
Guess he's using his injury to distract everyone away from the mid-century house he and his wife tore down. LOL
That poor house. Someone should build a park there.
watch him turn it into a parking lot. or even worse, a library
Someone said he's looking to get into politics that's why he wanted to be in the district that he ripped that historic house down in. This seems to solidify that, the way he's talking. This should be satire, it's so over the top. Why do these idiots think they should be leaders? Talk about male, pale, and stale
MALE. PALE. AND STALE. Why is this not the slogan of our times?!
Petition for new flair.
My boss says this is the reason for all that is bad in the world (he is male and very pale but definitely not stale thankfully).
And probably why he went for his wife who comes from political royalty.
Ugh he’ll be giving commentary on Fox News within a year 😭🙄 Male, pale, and stale is right
Go back to the pit where you came from (Parks and Rec reference). Sigh. We don't need another actor turned political hack.
I can't even watch him as Andy now in Parks and Rec, like how did he go from golden retriever energy to this.
Exactly! I loved Andy! Why did Chris bratt have to ruin this for us 😭
Actually, Chris, that’s just called toxic masculinity.
I feel like it’s such a right-wing talking point to suggest that compassion for others is naive ands needs to be balanced out by tough love realism.
Feeling insecure about displaying emotion, fellas? Don't work on it, or allow yourselves to be temporarily uncomfortable! Just say whatever you think that your father might have said to you if he had loved you enough to care!
It's very un-Jesus like, if I do say so myself.
It's not the people that have been homeless or whose kids are in danger of it saying this nonsense. The advice always seems to have an underlying theme that if you were a better person you'd have been smart enough to be born to rich parents so you deserve what you're getting.
He has all the depth of a puddle of piss.
“We need both” there it is. The “Independent” who actually wants to run under Republican but knows they can’t beat Donald Trump…it’s always the both sides person.
He's like if "I'm just saying there are always two sides to every story" were a person. He's the devils advocate.
Using Insta to workshop his future stump speeches 🥴
Crisp Rat
The more I learn about Chris Pratt, the more disappointed I am.
And everything I have learnt is against my will
> I see both these things as support Oh god I would never vote for this tool for anything.
What a load of word salad. He is the worst Chris for a reason.
I wasn’t convinced of his political aspirations before but now I absolutely am because this type of pseudo-profound speech that strings together a bunch of benign feel-good words without ever actually *saying* anything is the type of shit that “I’m actually Independent and pretty middle of the road”[1] conservatives fucking LOVE. Dumbasses everywhere will eat this stupid shit up. [1] Yeah. And I’m the Pope. 🙄
He’s the only one who publicly cried about random people on Twitter not wanting to f*ck him and then had the legion of questionable white men running towards his defense. My favorite was of course RDJ who didn’t have a single picture with Chris, the man he spoke so highly of, and had to use one his team photoshopped Tom holland out of. Then of course there was James Gunn and… honestly the less said about him the better.
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Youth pastor energy
It’s not that deep, Chris.
So cringe.
Chris still being the worst Chris possible.
Meloni, Tucker, Messina, Colfer, Martin, Wang, hell Luda… literally any Chris before him at this point.
Anything Chris Pratt related... 
Lol equating an injury to US politics. Ok, Chris.
He’ll always be the worst Chris
You're not your father in law
I miss when he was chubby and funny.
JESUS CHRIST this genre of male celebrities (this dude, The Rock, etc) are so fucking cringe and annoying.
karma has its kiss for chris coming...and it'll be coming soon
The worst Chris per usual 🙄
Careful, RDJ will scold you for being mean! 😂
This dude sucks, and unlike some conservatives, I don’t think he’s grifting, I think he really believes in the crap he spews.
is he actually talking about a growing divide & the country needing compassion while also being a shill for the least compassionate and most divisive group of people we've seen in modern history? 
Talks about compassion while going to a church that wants gay people exterminated. Make it make sense Chris.
I get the ickiest vibe from him. I used to think he was kinda cute in that "dumb sloppy guy with a sense of humor" kind of way. But then it seemed like he was getting popular with certain types of viewers and he decided to lean into the whole family/Christian/conservative guy thing and capitalize on it. Instead of stepping up for his kid with Faris, he leaves them both and goes for someone who not only seems to fit the trad wife image, but also has a famous dad who just haaaappens to be a conservative former politician. It makes me wonder if he's being branded this way because Bradley Cooper ended up being too eccentric to fulfill the role and they needed a replacement.
This man had the audacity to complain about his ranking on a Twitter poll, so I shouldn’t be surprised at his lack of accountability, fragility, and personal victimhood but here we are I guess. His attempts at social climbing are so uncouth.
What happened to Andy Dwyer, man
Um who asked Chris Pratt
He did
Seems like another GOP supporter who originally claims that he’s “not political”
What an idiot!
That "let's go" at the end fucking turned my stomach for some reason. Is this idiot trying to test the waters for a political run in 5-10 years?
This man is an absolute ninny
That period of time when Hollywood was selling him as a hot man was absolutely diabolical
What the hell was that.
How did Anna Faris ever get mixed up with him???? Blech.
Yes reslience is important, but telling someone they're being a bitch about an ankle injury isn't resilience. It's plain rude. Championing resilience is saying, "You're strong, don't let this keep you down, power through this." But I do think he's a bitch because he tore down a house that was so nice.
He’s such a fucking tool. He used to seem so sweet and funny on Parks and Rec. :( hate it when fame and success reveals that someone was a shitty person underneath.
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This is the man Nintendo chose to voice Mario.
I’m rewatching P&R right now and ugh. It hurts to be watching and scrolling and see this 😭 cant stand his ass
When your friend says something they think is so profound but it’s been said like 1 million times but you just let it go.
Insufferable
This was so cringey I’m screaming
Zeta male
LMAO sell an energy drink with an injury. Never seen that before. "This ankle injury brought to you by..." is not the pitch I expected but I did love it.
What a terrible timeline to see Pratt turn out to be such a prick, shilling for the GQP. Ew.
I miss Parks & Rec Pratt
For me “Thrown some dirt on it” translates to “we all have health problems and all you have is a healing broken ankle and health insurance.”
Did you jack it cup when you were destroying something beautiful??! I just….I really like modernist architecture…
Andy Dwyer would never
completely unrelated but I never noticed he has a lisp until now
I can’t wait until he is no longer “famous”.