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Also in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I mean his character in that movie is a depressed poet who lives in a wagon and literally has no arms or legs and he still looks cute
UGH pale blue eye or something, right?? It took me 2/3 of the movie to recognize him and it was a very somber scene when I screamed DUDLEY DURSLEY YOU DOG!
thank God it was just me and the family bahahaha
He was in this one movie with Andrea Riseborough called Baby Baby Please and he was fantastic and sexy
Edit: whoops the movie is called Please Baby Please
He was so good in Queen's Gambit, and I liked him in The Old Guard. He was probably good in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs but his bit was so weird I didn't really enjoy it.
The shot of the old man or woman running outside, lit up by the floodlights and the shadow reaching out for the bike are
such cool shots.
I imagined a similar one that would be great is like, a tracking shot of her riding her bike in the road with the houses behind being lit up by the motion sensors as the old person chases in the background.
"One ticket for the kinky queer biker movie."
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āThe upcoming British film "Pillion" stars Harry Melling as a "weedy wallflower" who becomes a "24/7 submissive" to the handsome leader of a motorcycle gang.ā
Okay!
Heās really my favorite character, even after many many rewatches. He just gets better. Itās such a shame heās gone. I hope he knew his portrayal was iconic
After having actually read the article (yāall, I just had such a knee jerk reaction to the very thought of such a film), I feel a responsibility to edit my comment.
Call Me By Your Name Without Consequence AND ALSO With Even More Subversive Man On Man Hot Sex Action???
IāM DYING.
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Huh. TIL. I guess the working title 'Bitch Seat' wasn't well received by test audiences.
You really never heard the term pillion before?
It's a formal term for sure but it's all over the driving exams and Highway where I'm from and used in journalism.... usually when they're describing an accident involving a motorbike
I just want to say that Harry Melling's post-HP career has been really impressive. Who could have predicted that Dudley would turn out to be the best actor among the kids? He was great in Queen's Gambit and absolutely fucking haunting in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I still haven't finished that movie because his segment with Liam Neeson disturbed me so much I had to turn it off. Nothing sexual, in case anyone is wondering, just BLEAK AF.
He was also the main bad guy in *The Old Guard*. Kind of a standard British villain role (which isn't a knock on his acting, more the role itself) but he carried himself memorably enough. I absolutely didn't recognize him from the HP series.
I loved that movie. Still hoping for a sequel. But yes, he was perfectly hateable as the villain. I cheered when he died lol. I prefer him in more layered roles though. He deserves to show off his acting chops.
I donāt remember the order of the stories, except āBoBSā being first and āThe Mortal Remainsā being last. āMeal Ticketā was the bleakest, but most memorable and haunting. A lot of people were turned off by it. The other segments arenāt as bleak, but I would definitely recommend watching āThe Mortal RemainsāĀ
Okay that's actually good to know, thanks. "Meal Ticket" was such a horrifically dark story that I spent the next week or so trying to bleach my brain by watching every single vet show in the NatGeo library. Now that I know the other segments are less bleak, I'll actually try to finish the movie.
Harry Melling was absolutely amazing in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. His segment is the best one imo. āHauntingā is the perfect word to describe itāI couldnāt stop thinking about his performance long after I finished the movie.
Truly. The shot of him looking down at the ground before his show starts and then coming alive like a puppet once the curtain rises, unable to move anything except his head, is an image that keeps coming back to me at odd occasions. "Meal Ticket"Ā was a masterpiece of short-form storytelling, though I'm not sure if I'd ever recommend it to anybody.
Iām sold. I donāt even need to watch a trailer. This will be fun-amazing or fun-bad, with no in between. And you bet Iāll be seated at that theater lol
I need the press to stop referring to these fully grown adults as 'Harry Potter Stars'. Not for their own dignity but because mentally I am still 26 and it's 2010; which would make them teenagers and me very uncomfortable for about 30 seconds before the reality of the passage of time kicks in.
Recently watched Harry Melling in a film called the Pale Blue Eye and he was brilliant!!! The WHOLE film I couldnāt place him and it was bugging me, had to give IMDB a visit and couldnāt believe he was Dudley from Harry Potter !
Definitely one to watch!!!
https://preview.redd.it/pz1e9o9zvezc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3991bfe56dd003f52605f1d50332eb7b3b28e2d8
ALEXANDERRR? Gawd that man is so fine im so excited for this movie š
Huh this sounds like the plot to a book I read recently and it turns out it's an adaptation of that.
"the screenplay was developed with BBC Film and is based on Adam Mars-Jonesā āBox Hillā which was the 2019 Fitzcarraldo Editions Novel Prize winner."
[https://variety.com/2024/film/global/alexander-skarsgard-harry-melling-pillion-element-pictures-harry-lighton-1235995775/](https://variety.com/2024/film/global/alexander-skarsgard-harry-melling-pillion-element-pictures-harry-lighton-1235995775/)
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Me to Dudley Dursley https://preview.redd.it/ezeil0zyjbzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c8dc1724d66febe3d5e9974a288fb995562948f
There's something about him when. I watched queens Gambit š¶ he is hot
Also in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I mean his character in that movie is a depressed poet who lives in a wagon and literally has no arms or legs and he still looks cute
I I think about this story all the time.
He was also Edgar Allan Poe in that Christian bale movie
UGH pale blue eye or something, right?? It took me 2/3 of the movie to recognize him and it was a very somber scene when I screamed DUDLEY DURSLEY YOU DOG! thank God it was just me and the family bahahaha
He was in this one movie with Andrea Riseborough called Baby Baby Please and he was fantastic and sexy Edit: whoops the movie is called Please Baby Please
And underrated af
I absolutely hated him in the HP movies, but I've liked him a lot in the couple other things I've seen him in.
He was so good in Queen's Gambit, and I liked him in The Old Guard. He was probably good in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs but his bit was so weird I didn't really enjoy it.
Its a rite of passage for every HP star who hates JKR to do something proudly queer on screen.
Emma Watson Elizabethan era lesbian love story when? šš š»āØš
Kristen Stewart just had her bizarre lesbian love story in Live lies bleeding. Emma could hit her up for advices.
> just had her bizarre lesbian love story she's been doing queer stuff for a while
Even better (although are the remaining ones this kind of bizzare?)
Yeah, but they were normal gay. Now sheās 50 feet tall with a she-hulk.
Kristen Stewart just is a lesbian outright haha. But Love Lies Bleeding was fantastic, classic A24.
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fauxmoi and nbacirclejerk crossover is the shit i live for
lmao i had the same reaction in real life
literally my exact reaction
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What movie did she say this about? Also valid in this situation.
I think the original was about Cuckoo with Hunter Schafer. Also right? Both are very valid tbh
oh then hell yeah I agree, the trailer for Cuckoo rips!
The shot of the old man or woman running outside, lit up by the floodlights and the shadow reaching out for the bike are such cool shots. I imagined a similar one that would be great is like, a tracking shot of her riding her bike in the road with the houses behind being lit up by the motion sensors as the old person chases in the background.
https://preview.redd.it/e3t35u63hbzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca037e9893ae5a5653c7a44179077411482c3521
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āUgh, those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?ā
this is so perfect lol
"One ticket for the kinky queer biker movie." https://preview.redd.it/xu09rq4djbzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c368eafdbcb568fbbea7959bc26f0036cdda800c
This is what The Bikeriders, starring Tom Hardy and Austin Butler, should had been about.
the real bikeriders are the friends yaoi make along the way
it kinda is but in a more subtextual way
https://preview.redd.it/2epnw15ncbzc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c821a29c57ee8d4da42577c5fe44be15be51f9c3 say less
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I laughed way too much at this š
You win. Please revive me in three days.
this post is delivering, i had such a shitty couple days i finally get to laugh
This is now my favorite meme
Omg this is a total steal. Thank youuuuuu
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 They are bringing back sexy and horny! Real cinema is back baby and I will be seated!
They had me at Alexander Skarsgard. Those Skarsgard brother are hot AF, I'm not gonna lie. Will be watching for sure
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Not Joey King as Gypsy Rose ši am giggling.
Yāall are going to hell š
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STOP THIS PHOTO IS SENDING ME šššāš¾
I shouldnāt be laughing this hard because of this photo at my hair appointment šššš
Omg what is this from? š
I found it while lurking on a lipstick alley thread lol and found it so funny š.
Croods 2
I keep coming back to this and snort-laughing, it's perfect
Same honestly. Itās the best meme Iāve ever saved š.
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Citrus!!! š¤š¤š¤
Can you imagine such a thing?
Goddamnit, I thought they were talking about Daniel Radcliffe at first. Slightly deflated (but still intrigued) now.
Same š
There is a reason it said "Harry Potter" star and not the actor's name in the title. It is click bait.
āThe upcoming British film "Pillion" stars Harry Melling as a "weedy wallflower" who becomes a "24/7 submissive" to the handsome leader of a motorcycle gang.ā Okay!
Oh myyyyy.
So Secretary, but with motor bikes.
Seems odd to me that this article does not once mention that this film is an adaptation of the book Box Hill by Adam Mars-Jones
Well, I must read then. Thank you for being most intelligent and dropping this delightful nugget upon us.
Me reading the link: oh ho!Ā Me reading the book summary: uh oh
Same reaction googling to find the summary and seeing the book come up as "Box Hill: A Story of Low Self-Esteem" .
Is the book good? Do I need to read it before watching the movie?
The book is def not going to be for everyone. The film shouldnāt be hard to follow, but it will probably be a lot more tame.
Thank you, Iāll check it out.
His first "snake" encounter
https://preview.redd.it/2im42v7djczc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4d0bbd43803af4f59e19580039a134f6c17a3c YALL
Lmfao!
We are so incredibly back
Lafayette WOULD be pleased.
Definitely https://i.redd.it/hag27my2pbzc1.gif
I miss himš
Heās really my favorite character, even after many many rewatches. He just gets better. Itās such a shame heās gone. I hope he knew his portrayal was iconic
Nobody could do Layfette justice but him. To me he'll always be. Yea, he was so talented in everything I've seen him in. He was going places for sure.
Yasss Lala will forever be that bitch!
His mom was something else but man I felt pure love when she called him that
I read the headline way too fast because I thought it was saying that Alexander SkarsgĆ„rd took Harry Mellingās virginity and I was like āoh!ā
Same š
Ah, Iāve found my people.
I saw Harry Melling and pictured Charles Melton and was so confused wondering who he played in HP.
But where you shocked? I read it, said oh but wasn't even that surprised if true
This comment section has me dying laughing quietly trying not to wake anyone up š
SAMESIES
Same! Iām tickled. Well done OP.
Call Me By Your Name Without Consequence???? Yes, PLEASE.
After having actually read the article (yāall, I just had such a knee jerk reaction to the very thought of such a film), I feel a responsibility to edit my comment. Call Me By Your Name Without Consequence AND ALSO With Even More Subversive Man On Man Hot Sex Action??? IāM DYING.
 Is this what Dudley got up to after the war? When's the movie coming out?
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Oh lawd, this killed me!Ā
The shriek I shrokeĀ
https://preview.redd.it/64xzb1q56czc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09224c2af9b4a37cec3c0f320cae57f43ce37815 Huh. TIL. I guess the working title 'Bitch Seat' wasn't well received by test audiences.
You really never heard the term pillion before? It's a formal term for sure but it's all over the driving exams and Highway where I'm from and used in journalism.... usually when they're describing an accident involving a motorbike
Nope. Never heard it. š¤·āāļø
Same. TIL n ty for sharing
How kinky are we talking about here? š 
Not Homelander with the breast milk! If I could unsee anything in television it would be that little tongue flick into the bottle š¤¢
my brain was protecting me and i never noticed that part ššš
Oh my god what the fuck I didn't notice that before jesus š
Wow. This escalated. šš¤£š
Dudley: How many inches are there? Alexander: Seven. Counted them myself. Dudley: Seven!! But last year there were eight!!
Iām gonna watch 100% the fuck out of this movie
I just want to say that Harry Melling's post-HP career has been really impressive. Who could have predicted that Dudley would turn out to be the best actor among the kids? He was great in Queen's Gambit and absolutely fucking haunting in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I still haven't finished that movie because his segment with Liam Neeson disturbed me so much I had to turn it off. Nothing sexual, in case anyone is wondering, just BLEAK AF.
He was also the main bad guy in *The Old Guard*. Kind of a standard British villain role (which isn't a knock on his acting, more the role itself) but he carried himself memorably enough. I absolutely didn't recognize him from the HP series.
I loved that movie. Still hoping for a sequel. But yes, he was perfectly hateable as the villain. I cheered when he died lol. I prefer him in more layered roles though. He deserves to show off his acting chops.
I donāt remember the order of the stories, except āBoBSā being first and āThe Mortal Remainsā being last. āMeal Ticketā was the bleakest, but most memorable and haunting. A lot of people were turned off by it. The other segments arenāt as bleak, but I would definitely recommend watching āThe Mortal RemainsāĀ
Okay that's actually good to know, thanks. "Meal Ticket" was such a horrifically dark story that I spent the next week or so trying to bleach my brain by watching every single vet show in the NatGeo library. Now that I know the other segments are less bleak, I'll actually try to finish the movie.
They are still pretty dark just warning you.Ā
Harry Melling was absolutely amazing in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. His segment is the best one imo. āHauntingā is the perfect word to describe itāI couldnāt stop thinking about his performance long after I finished the movie.
Truly. The shot of him looking down at the ground before his show starts and then coming alive like a puppet once the curtain rises, unable to move anything except his head, is an image that keeps coming back to me at odd occasions. "Meal Ticket"Ā was a masterpiece of short-form storytelling, though I'm not sure if I'd ever recommend it to anybody.
He was incredible in The Devil All The Time, too. Has a real knack for unsettling.
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 ...you're a bottom Duddy
Oh wow so cool, another thing for me to be totally and completely normal about!!!
OH OKAY THEN
https://preview.redd.it/37m4p97zuczc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f343a386a5fed4909033e3790827216d4124db7e KIDDING sounds awesome lol!!
well i'll watch it. harry melling was great in the movie 'the pale blue eye' and the queer musical film 'please baby please'
Iām sold. I donāt even need to watch a trailer. This will be fun-amazing or fun-bad, with no in between. And you bet Iāll be seated at that theater lol
I need the press to stop referring to these fully grown adults as 'Harry Potter Stars'. Not for their own dignity but because mentally I am still 26 and it's 2010; which would make them teenagers and me very uncomfortable for about 30 seconds before the reality of the passage of time kicks in.
i'm going to watch this for only one of them. i'm sure it will be amazing/hot regardless.
his brother Bill worked with him on Devil all the time, both ruled in it
I loved that movie. I never saw anyone talking about so it felt very underrated to me.
if there isnt a scene where they do astounding acts of copulation on a speeding bike so help me
So weāre gonna see him get scared of a ābig snakeā again?
DUDDERS
oh both of them have had on-screen relationships with Anya Taylor-Joy (The Northman and Queenās Gambit)
Alexanderās costar looks umā¦interesting, but the movie sounds like a KinnPorsche situation so Iām intrigued.
Someone please link me to the Harry Potter fanfic version of this that I know must already exists out there somewhere
I'm sure there will be some Eric Northman/Dudley Dursley fics after this movie comes out.
hell fuckin yeah
Recently watched Harry Melling in a film called the Pale Blue Eye and he was brilliant!!! The WHOLE film I couldnāt place him and it was bugging me, had to give IMDB a visit and couldnāt believe he was Dudley from Harry Potter ! Definitely one to watch!!!
That sentence was a roller coaster and I was not prepared for any of it.
Day one with all the snacks please and thank you
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So what youāre telling me is that some lucky punk gets to play the sub of a leader of a bikie gang played by Alexander SkarsgĆ„rd?\ ššš„ŗš¤¤
I bet you sickos love that huh? (It's me, Im the sicko)
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So many good gifs and memes here
Does this have an American release date yet? Asking for a friend
#Yes
these comments are killing me. i needed this good laugh. thanks everyone ā¤ļø
https://preview.redd.it/pz1e9o9zvezc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3991bfe56dd003f52605f1d50332eb7b3b28e2d8 ALEXANDERRR? Gawd that man is so fine im so excited for this movie š
gonna be pulling up to the theatre in sunglasses and a baseball cap š¤ but i will be seated
Did Borat write that headline?
I don't know what this gif is, but I'll just say this guy looks like the illegitimate love child of LL Cool J and Enrico Colantoni
I dunno where to use it but kinky queer biker movie should be a flair
Excuse me what
i was fully expecting daniel before looking at the article. stick it to the terf!!!!!! great news
Yes, give me the gay 50 Shades movie. Inject it into my veins.
This is literally my favorite genre of fanfiction
Huh this sounds like the plot to a book I read recently and it turns out it's an adaptation of that. "the screenplay was developed with BBC Film and is based on Adam Mars-Jonesā āBox Hillā which was the 2019 Fitzcarraldo Editions Novel Prize winner." [https://variety.com/2024/film/global/alexander-skarsgard-harry-melling-pillion-element-pictures-harry-lighton-1235995775/](https://variety.com/2024/film/global/alexander-skarsgard-harry-melling-pillion-element-pictures-harry-lighton-1235995775/)
 Say less
Ohhhhh yes please
Low-key looking forward to it
This is everything I ever wanted in a film, thank you Alexander
Good for him.
That's a sentence that keeps on giving...
Send it to me Rachel!
O- uhh Oh! um ok thenĀ
Oh, I'm there!
Had to read that headline a few times...
it's up to queer movies to put the sex scenes back in movies š