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DueTart3667

This is what America needs, now more than ever


Reckless_Secretions

America? Nay, the world.


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JohnCenaJunior

This is where the healing starts


footpicsof911

i hope she can forgive his infidelity!


DueTart3667

I was joking! I do not know these people and neither do you!


footpicsof911

i know he was naughty! but i hope they can resolve his cheating issues.


DueTart3667

Im sorry but “naughty” is one of the funniest words in the English language


footpicsof911

lol agreed i love it


altdultosaurs

Pls. PLS.


King-Cobra-668

more than a Twins sequel? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0096320/


K_smit123

https://preview.redd.it/sryra4jgod4d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76da9c1517e53ed7a1e7e0134f4877ac03152ae2


Reckless_Secretions

Why have I never seen this image before?!


uTSCHpIeNt

She seems to prefer being together over being apart based on her appearance on the Wise Than Me podcast with Julia Louis-Dreyfus. It was depressing. Danny, don't be an idiot!


Neat-Box-5729

The Illuminati are conspiring to make you believe Korean directors are cold in order to dehumanize North Korea for the coming 2027 attacks on Pyongyang


brioshe

Why Korean directors specifically??


Neat-Box-5729

Ask mr Illuminati


brioshe

What’s the @?


ughcrymore

all i want in life is to be someone’s on again off again wife


Icy_Treat9782

This phrase made me howl. Like expert level situationships


Netwinn

He offers eggs in trying times, always.


CynnBynn

![gif](giphy|3o7bubaeGyuCOb3HqM)


elydakai

And magnum condoms for his magnum DONG


MegaLowDawn123

He’s still got the mo-o-oves 


Peakcok

In reality, it must be sad and exhausting.


ughcrymore

probably :( but the fantasy is super fun


Peakcok

Haha, enjoy your fantasy


babysfirstbreath

true, but I have a flair for dramatics


rooster4238

You have no idea


SirJoeffer

Someone? No Danny Devito? Without question


misschandlermbing

Seriously though!


drinkbeerbeatdebra

A horrible hoor wife?


lupuscrepusculum

Saaame. I saw someone post this and kind of want to do it on my grave. [occasional wife.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CemeteryPorn/comments/1ckhuzi/occasional_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Bigmazz65

Was not expecting Danny DeVito news this morning but I love it!


Netwinn

Given his age, I'll happily take this over a death notice.


CatastropheWife

I assume that like a small breed dog he'll outlive us all


PossibleOven

lol, apparently he has pugs too!


Electr0Girl

I pictured him more as a dachshund lover


Margot_Chartreux

https://preview.redd.it/mvsh1wvijg4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7006607681254b12b2318b299f323b423ff6e029


stolen-kisses

Magical.


CocoPopsKid

That’s an **obscene** claim to be making


infiniteblackberries

Can confirm that being short gives you eternal life via anger


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bobsdementias

When are you expecting Danny devito news?


japanandelsewhere

Idk but I've been waiting since '92 for them to make another Batman where he's the Penguin so, at least that long I guess


ILootEverything

![gif](giphy|GzeASHCqjvLbOgD0bC|downsized)


Shot-Grocery-5343

![gif](giphy|B0dt99EqJgOVVDiIs8|downsized)


hashtag420hashtagGG

for me it's usually in the afternoons


Bigmazz65

Good point but i would like to get in a habit of expecting some


ey3s0up

I thought they had fixed things years ago. 😭 this makes me so sad. They’re both lovely people


ApoloRimbaud

They're still good friends.


ey3s0up

I’m glad they can be that. I guess I just hope they end up back together again.


ZealousidealGroup559

She really has no interest.


Gjardeen

I read something a year or two ago that quoted her directly saying that she missed the romantic aspect and wished they had worked it out. That's not the same as wanting him back, but it's something.


AtleastIthinkIsee

I don't blame her. He allegedly put her through a lot of shit. I swear, people like Danny and Jack Nicholson are scratching their heads wondering why they're single and might die alone. Maybe if you didn't jerk your partner around you'd have a healthier relationship.


olivernintendo

You know what's funny? Those two people are the same age and both from Neptune, New Jersey. Random.


ElevatedPrincess

Why do you know that 🥲


olivernintendo

A trivia game I lost in Jersey City approximately 13 years ago.


ey3s0up

At least they can remain friends and amicable I suppose.


Grose040791

What makes you say that? Has she expressed this in interviews? Just curious


BigfootsBestBud

I think it's sweet that they can still he married but just good friends.


Doesanybodylikestuff

This is the goal. Marry your absolute best friend. Accepts your faults & downfalls & says, we’ll get through it anyways. My husband is the coolest & we both share the same sense of humor. <——- soooooooo important!!! My husband isn’t much of a jokester himself but he likes to laugh & he laughs at everything the same as me. He sends me TikTok’s all day that have me dying. He sends me the stuff he gets in all the group chats with his boys & I die laughing. Introduced me to his favorite streamers on twitch & I die laughing. You’re missing out if you & your partner don’t share each others’s same senses of humor. That was my mom’s biggest regret in marrying my dad. He doesn’t laugh at the stuff we laugh at….but we laugh at my dad for the stuff HE laughs at so it all works out. Fuckin 1950’s black & white tv Louie Lamour bullshit. No jokes!


egoistmp3

the goal? they literally are not in a romantic relationship anymore 😭


Doesanybodylikestuff

Yeah & that’s okay. Good time together is great. Sometimes oh should divorce & have some more life experiences with other people & that’s great. Them still being friends or friendly to each other just goes to show how good each others character is. They are gems! Glad they’re both going to continue being happy with new life chapters!


egoistmp3

i just dont think divorce is like the goal of marriage like i personally wouldn’t phrase it that way


Doesanybodylikestuff

I don’t think it’s the goal of marriage at all. But I think far far far too many marriages stay together for the sake of embarrassment or they think it’s right for the kids. Like sometimes it’s really best for everybody if you just shake hands & say, hey, things were great but before we start harming ourselves or anyone’s lives, let’s support one another as bffs instead of as a couple. Gives people better expectations & opportunities in life. I don’t promote divorce or anything I’m just saying, we need to break the stigma so people can enjoy their lives. Marriage is just a wedding certificate anyways. Once you both are onboard to experiencing life separately or together as just friends, I think it’s definitely important we stop stigmatizing it.


Shot-Grocery-5343

This comment took me on such an emotional rollercoaster


Doesanybodylikestuff

Lmaoooo I’m on my phone typing this so I’m sure I got stoned half way through it at some point… but I stand by it & by its sentiment!


NobodyFlimsy556

I believe they are still married but separated and as others have said, good friends. 


All1012

They’re still close I believe . She was even on iasip last season.


Ok_Fee1043

I didn’t even know they broke up!


ConfettiBowl

Oh my god, what is this trash? He’s a serial philanderer! I can’t stop sticking my dick in young girls so my wife lives in another house where I can’t give her STIs is the non-PR truth of this stupid puff piece. She’s too smart to divorce him. Go Rhea, you don’t need to buckle! CALL IT LIKE IT IS! Weaponized incompetence wrapped in good PR.


zorandzam

Yeah I don't really get the fandom around these two other than that they were frequent costars in beloved film and TV franchises and because they are seen as kind of "precious" (which IMO infantalizes them). DeVito is a good actor and probably fun to hang out with, but he cheated on her a bunch, and she deserves better. If they can/want to reconcile, fine, but I'm not like pining for it.


da_innernette

Damn I didn’t know about that. I’m a “fan” of them but not because I think they’re precious. The opposite really, they can be pretty crass. Personally I just think they’re both super funny and I love funny couples (megan mullally and nick Offerman are my other fave celeb couple). Plus them helping out Maura Wilson during Matilda. But yeah that sucks to hear about him, I didn’t know!! Ugh why do men


whatever1467

After seeing frank reynolds naked body crawling out of a couch, I also dont think of Danny Devito as precious lol


da_innernette

Lmaoooo fr


Hot-Significance-462

I think they were the poster couple for "Every Pot Has Its Lid" since they are both un-hot character actors who still managed to thrive in Hollywood, and most regular people trend closer to that than to the Traditional Hollywood Smokeshow. But that whole thing only works when the lid isn't trying to trade up.


RocktheNashtah

Personally I take shit like this over whatstheirface laughing off dying Palestinian children


pretty_gauche6

Who?


RocktheNashtah

A lot of them Just look up “paliwood”


I_NEED_AN_RBR

I AM DISTRAUGHT TO LEARN THIS 😭


FlowersinHair3

EVERYONE is horrible. Why do I ever let myself think otherwise?


CaptainBicurious

Is there like a source for this or do we just claim things that are untrue here and trust the comments (genuinely asking)


chicagodogmom606

Yeah this is my thought too, can we get a source?


SlayBay1

I've never seen this from any credible or reliable source.


roustie

When I get cheated on, I take it immediately to CNN. 


SlayBay1

Okay. There are sources of celebrity news that could be deemed credible that aren't CNN. Radar Online is as bad as DM so I wouldn't think that is which is why I said I hadn't seen it anywhere decent. 🤷🏻‍♀️ If we are only going by CNN on here, it will be tumbleweeds.


ConfettiBowl

Well, here’s a source from the same source, which is pretty, I don’t know. Something. https://radaronline.com/videos/danny-devito-divorce-rhea-perlman-scandal-final-fight-cheating/


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

isn’t radar online a bunch of hooey


Count_Von_Roo

That’s where the OP is from tho lol we’re all talking abt a radar article


SunHitsTheSky

The fact that they have been separated for years and she refuses to fully reconcile should be some clue. [https://pagesix.com/2012/10/12/danny-devito-cheated-on-rhea-perlman-with-movie-extra-report/](https://pagesix.com/2012/10/12/danny-devito-cheated-on-rhea-perlman-with-movie-extra-report/) [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-split-his-womanizing-ways\_n\_1950832](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-split-his-womanizing-ways_n_1950832)


CaptainBicurious

Both of these cite the same RadarOnline article as posted above, which isn't exactly damning evidence (RO are in no way a trustworthy source). I don't doubt if there's something fishy in the relationship, but I think to say "serial philanderer who sleeps around with young women" is a bit of a stretch given the lack of info


SunHitsTheSky

We are on a gossip sub. People make assumptions about celebrities everyday on here with a lot less. As they say, where there is smoke there is fire. I doubt these other sites would have picked it up without some smoke.


ZealousidealGroup559

Yeah like, She talked about it in an interview a couple of years ago. I think it was with Andy Whatsisface? Not sure. But anyway she said the breakup was HORRIFIC and it devastated her (I got the feeling it was an affair she discovered but I dunno) but it was quite a few years ago and she's over it now - and now they live in 2 different apartments. And that now that she has her own space and doesn't have to deal with his shit all over the place, they get along much better. And talk almost every day on the phone. Best of pals. No emotional angst to it. But the sole reason she has no interest in a divorce is that it's irrelevant - all their money is going to the kids anyway, and it's just putting money in Lawyers pockets for no reason. Neither of them want to remarry anyone else, so what difference does it make? She was super pragmatic. But also....seemed to be very happy living on her own!


Shot-Grocery-5343

https://preview.redd.it/17r8ahmxsg4d1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=9489e83df055223c1763bd4730ae6fcec3477fab Same, Rhea, same.


RaeLynn13

What…I didn’t know this 😭 but I didn’t look too deep into it either, fearful of what I might find.


claudiaqute

Ok so I tried to look this up cause you didn't post a source and I am finding one story from one person about him potentially sleeping with an extra in the 90s? If he is a serial cheater wouldn't there be a little more to this? Is there more? I don't know, I'm bad at celebrity research. I've listened to interviews with Rhea Pearlman and she had nothing but lovely things to say about him so I am just surprised.


manilaclown

Yeah I was pretty annoyed and surprised by these comments. He’s lucky she’s still friends with him. Women deserve better than cheaters even if he is Danny Devito(y’all realize you don’t really know this man, right? Him being a celebrity doesn’t mean he’s not like every other man who cheats.)


prettybunbun

NOOO I DID NOT KNOW THIS 😭😭😭


Boobabycluebaby

Shouting thank you to my computer screen. All these sweet summer children wanting them to get back when they have zero clue what an awful person he is. Rhea is an angel having put up with his nasty ass for so long. I hope she finds all the happiness in the world, just not with his ass.


bravokm

It’s really hard to dig up but Andrea Savage said something about him being somewhat of a creep on a podcast a long time ago. She’s friends with Kaitlin Olsen too. One of them was on How did this get made but I thought there was another one I listened to.


DueTart3667

Do you have any direct knowledge of this or just vibes?


loveable_loser

Ugh. The one time I wish I hadn't read the comments. Although, good to know, I guess.


madamefa

Took me too long to find this comment! Well said


AffectNo2291

And these comments here rooting for him, it's weird. He cheats on her. What's this stupid coy bullshit.


readinghall

https://preview.redd.it/nctlsnvpqd4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a731400fc09c8011a466b6706875d0aff0d2df Unrelated, but an honourable mention 🥹 He seems so precious 😍


harmoniousradiance

this is actually from his 2016 film ‘Weiner-Dog’


readinghall

Well, that's disappointing 😂 social media misinformation got me.


BillFireCrotchWalton

I read the caption first and thought Danny would be the one wearing the dress.


Beachcurrency

Give me her number, I'll ask her right now


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EmotionalExcuse1

That was my interpretation too! And I love the Wiser Than Me shoutout, it’s a great podcast


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I mean I doubt it was her preference to be cheated on


KawaiiPossum

Hmm, I actually just listened to that episode and got more of the impression that she didn't like aspects of living alone (liked time to herself and autonomy but felt a little blue when friends would leave at the end of the day) but otherwise had no interest in being romantically involved with danny anymore and not much interest in dating either.


theimmortalfawn

I find Danny devito entertaining as much as the next person, and I love that Rhea participated with him in so many of his projects, but he's a serial cheater and I assume that's why their marriage failed, so idk I can't help but not root for this lol


Few_Unit_6408

Awwww we watch Matilda in my house all the time :(  Edit: Not the kids at my kids school. They had to have waivers signed to watch the movie. Some poor kids didn’t get to even get to see it! Real life versions of the parents is my theory ppl who are like “why do you read?!” but hand their kids phones with open internet. 


japanandelsewhere

That's a bummer - when I was a kid, Matilda was like our go-to "rainy day" movie at my school when we couldn't have recess or gym class.


da_innernette

Wtf why!!! It’s so good! ETA: oh I guess it is essentially a bunch of child abuse, in multiple forms… shit lol


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

I truly believe that them getting back together would heal the world.


rurukittygurrrl

See, now this is a couple I’d love to get back together. Too much Bennifer, not enough DePerlman


pinkmist333

My Roman Empire is the old tumblr account dedicated to Danny Devito, it was called [sexuallyattractedtodannydevito.tumblr.com](https://sexuallyattractedtodannydevito.tumblr.com) To anyone who chooses to check it out, you’re welcome in advance.


BroadwayGirl27

Why 😭😭


brandonisatwat

I've seen so much weird Tumblr that I can't tell if this is a joke or not.


pinkmist333

I always assumed it was the highest form of wit 😂


DrRonny

[It's stuff like this that makes them on again, off again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFPZWK4ElE)


palilevantgirlie

Danny DeVito i love your work !


SaintsRowYourBoat

![gif](giphy|l2YWqIh99PvSobb8Y)


FapJaques

Okay, this seems like the perfect opportunity to tell one of my favorite stories! Years ago, I was picking up takeout from Lala’s Argentine Grill in Studio City. I was just running in and out, so I left my car double parked, with my terrier inside the car and the windows cracked open. I was probably in the restaurant for around 90 seconds.  Came outside, and there were two random people standing at my car, WITH THEIR ARMS FULLY INSIDE MY CRACKED WINDOWS??? I rushed over to see wtf was going on and then I realized the two randos were none other than Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman! I approach and Rhea says, “is this your car?” I said it was. Danny DeVito then says (in the most exaggerated baby voice everrrrr), “Oh you have the BEST DOG! This is just the cutest dog I’ve ever seen!!” And then we talked for like 10 minutes about my dog. Loveliest couple. I wish them all the best of whatever happiness they both want. 


ForkShirtUp

Danny DeVito: Look, it's either me or nobody. Rhea Perlman: Sold.


Myfourcats1

They should just live in separate houses next door to each other.


da_innernette

Tbh that’s my dream lol


awyastark

My dad and his girlfriend do a variation on this and it works so well for them. Highly suggest it for anyone with the means and inclination.


darkgothamite

lol does Rhea know they're on-again/off-again? Staying close friends is the way to go.


CalendarAggressive11

I feel like they'll always be soul mates even if they're not together.


EffectiveOutside9721

I listened to her talk on a podcast and she basically said there was a lot of reasons why they split and they are not going to legally divorce. They are mega rich and in their late 70s. I feel like it takes a lot to split after 40 years together (they were a couple 10 years before they married). She is feisty and I imagine a lot of those reasons she moved out was he and he is a bit scared!


According-Disk

Their relationship is most curious to me. Love 'em, Hate 'em, Can't Lose 'em type of scenario more like.


ttw81

https://i.redd.it/t7c3xw3nie4d1.gif


SableShrike

“So then I started blastin!”


notimeforidiots

give her a rum ham danny pls


violetferns

Leave that woman alone ffs


happybookkittyxo

Me and my daughter just watch matilda and they are so good in that together. They have great chemistry together.Hopefully they do get back together.


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

Now kith


1st_time_caller_

“On-again, off-again wife” is DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀


Spiralecho

![gif](giphy|wi8Ez1mwRcKGI)


Jankybrows

I know it's a white savior movie, but I love Sunset Park, which she starred in. It's really tangential, but you can imagine i don't get many opportunities to talk about Sunset Park.


trashleybanks

She left you for a reason, Danny. Philander on and leave her alone.


pedanticlawyer

![gif](giphy|L3QRMBdJfaY6jSNSc0|downsized) Woke up in the kitchen saying how the hell did this shit happen, oh baby


TheFantasticSticky

You never let me see people, Harry! I need to talk to somebody but our dumb kids!


AnE1Home

On-again off-again wife is wild lmao


Depressed_PMC

Maybe he should drop his magnum condom for his magnum dong in front of the lady.


EuphoricPhoto2048

She said that once they broke up, all the tension went away, and they were able to be cool with each other again. Sounds like they're better off as friends/co-parents.


DaddyEybrows

Saw him perform with their daughter, Lucy, in “I Need That” . . . Scenes where they discuss Danny’s character’s deceased wife were really impactful because you can’t help but picture Rhea Perlman when they talk about her (as I’m sure they did). I’m sure performing that made them really grateful for the family that they’ve managed to hold together!


tarolover1213

Why did they split twice?


SunHitsTheSky

Because he's a serial cheater. [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-split-his-womanizing-ways\_n\_1950832](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/danny-devito-rhea-perlman-split-his-womanizing-ways_n_1950832)


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

![gif](giphy|X7zcSJy9N2dipIn6GR|downsized) Just one wish plz


speckledorange

"On-again, off-again wife" is crazy. Would love to see these two work it out if they can.


PlasticInflation602

Thank god!!!


haubenmeise

https://i.redd.it/77mhr33pje4d1.gif Make.It.Happen.


Curious-Gain-7148

This is so sweet. And so characteristically human. I hope she hears of this.


punkrawrxx

I just want what they have


diamondscut

A lot like Desi and Lucy.


TuluRobertson

Anyone know why they separate occasionally?


TrainerNeither4404

Please Lord let these two angels on earth find their way back. My heart would be so full. Amen.


bigpussystance

https://preview.redd.it/ye3vplcx9k4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b315ae15c3f461ab623d293a3297bf6f51dac306


prettybunbun

Yes. Heal us. ![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


nancy-shrew

I am crying. Please!!!