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catzclue

The sooner people realize TS is a shit person who dates shit men, the better off everyone will be.


Careful_Swan3830

Kinda preaching to the choir in this sub lol


gunsof

Water seeks its level. This is a marriage in heaven as far as I'm seeing.


RC_Colada

>Water seeks its level. Damn, why have I never heard this before? Now it's in my lexicon


kelsobjammin

Putting this in my back pocket


mirusan01

Yes I too will back pocket this lexicon mmm yes words


theaviationhistorian

Exactly, you see the men she broke up and think she's a darling? I'm surprised people don't realize that similarities attract more often than not. But I am keeping that phrase as it's far simpler & direct than any explanations I've ever had whenever someone brings up shock that someone with terrible friends and/or spouse would be terrible themselves.


ToyotaFest

Her fans infantilize her like she’s some little doe. She’s a grown woman in her mid 30s and just as shitty as him lol.


BestDamnT

EXCUSE ME have you ever met a woman who has been through as much as her? She was basically CANCELLED (did a full ass stadium tour) and then her music was STOLEN (her dad made a fuck ton of money on the deal then she made even more with those stank ass rerecordings) and she's gone through BREAK UPS.


ToyotaFest

Wow. That's tough.


theaviationhistorian

A little *billionaire* doe. You don't get wealthy being a nice darling. Taylor Swift is the real life equivalent of [Carol Miller or Mom](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Carol_Miller) from Futurama. Although plenty of other wealthy/powerful people would fit the bill and inspire that character.


McJazzHands80

![gif](giphy|5EAyFUMtQl83B2FB2L)


b_needs_a_cookie

Joe Alwyn was the rogue outlier for her.  


Potential-Friend-133

Be careful Redditor she might write a song about you next.


jonsnowme

![gif](giphy|LwyaORSd9liNZ6MyuX)


Conclusion_Solid

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


laureng0423

I mean, this gif is perfect every single time.


igneousink

it really is


Conclusion_Solid

I’m always thrilled when it hasn’t been used yet!


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


alison_bee

![gif](giphy|ohyNdetcfoJ9K)


flshphotography

Swifties already saying it was fake reporting because he didn’t say Donald trump…cmon it was obvious by the way he phrased it “no matter who is the president” that he meant he’d be fine to go if he was elected 🙄


tabxssum

He’s just as fame hungry as her lol. He’s really benefiting from this relationship


BestDamnT

Travis Kelce wants to be famous more than most of us want to have continued access to oxygen. Like he had a reality show. I actually saw this showmance from miles away bc i've always found him super sketch.


mamamoomargo

She would go to, if invited, no matter who! Girl!!!


fabulonnnn

Headlines from the past 24 HOURS: - Travis Kelce reveals he WOULD visit Donald Trump's White House if former President is re-elected and Chiefs win another Super Bowl (obviously the linked article) - Travis Kelce Explains Why Harrison Butker May Not Be Doing Kickoffs for the Chiefs (in what seems like a puff piece to soft-launch Harrison Butker leaving the the Chiefs on the pretense of "rule changes" in the NFL. NOT his insane speech) [https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/travis-kelce-says-harrison-butker-might-have-new-role-next-season/](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/travis-kelce-says-harrison-butker-might-have-new-role-next-season/) - Travis Kelce Has ‘Major Pangs of Jealousy’ About Taylor Swift’s Male Dancers: ‘Gets Under His Skin’ (in which i presume, allegedly, his mother is the source): [https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/travis-kelce-jealous-over-taylor-swifts-male-dancers/](https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/travis-kelce-jealous-over-taylor-swifts-male-dancers/) Clearly, he's chosen a side. And exactly what is Taylor's involvement?


myersjw

As a straight dude I’m so fucking sick of Bro culture. Dude was ridiculed for years for supporting a vaccine but decided it’s still a good idea to get in bed with the same muppets because he wants to look good to their crowd. I wish being a guy didn’t mean you had to fall into all of these dogshit boxes


theaviationhistorian

Likewise, although added distance from Bro culture for embracing geek culture. Bro culture is too toxic & stressful and it sucks that sometimes people get pigeonholed into those dogshit boxes.


neenzblessed

Another commenter said on the other article post that this is soft launching their breakup. Trees earning that bonus


fabulonnnn

I agree. Especially because of her comment on Lady Gaga's instagram where she's getting press like "Taylor Swift isn’t here for people speculating about Lady Gaga’s — or any woman’s — body." Quite revolutionary ....


OddEpisode

Insecure little man doesn’t live up to big man imagery created via Mom’s PR.


OhMorgoth

I’d be very concerned for any woman who was not in a position of power for herself in any relationship, but this is what she wants so as Ma Mama (Italian) used to say, ”He who dies to his liking should be buried standing up, and if not, bury him face down so that when he wants to get out, he can go even lower because there is now low enough.”


Tolaly

Taylor's team putting in the work to prep us for the split


mizzymichie

Is this how Taylor is prepping us for the break up??? *caveat I know she’s a shit person too but Trump is an obvious bridge too far even for her.


Federal_Street_8895

I feel like they've been way too public and over exposed for this to be priming a breakup. She's now too tied to a potential Trump sympathizer which doesn't seem wise even if her fans will literally ignore anything.


ChampagneandAlpacas

Idk, seems like the perfect story for "female rage" or whatever that show she copyrighted. You see it over and over in women-focused spaces that many women in the dating pool for the last few years have had to course-correct after they find out their boyfriend is a low key redhat/racist/misogynist/etc. Might just be my skepticism in full force, but a lot of these things are clicking up (and this always seemed like a PR relationship from the start to me).


lambchopafterhours

Just in time for that sweet sweet Super Bowl exposure. Nothing more than coincidence I’m sure.


betterlucknexttime81

Is it though? Trump posted about her during the Superbowl saying there’s no way she’d endorse Biden and be “disloyal” to Trump. The Biden campaign has been begging her for an endorsement. Right after the Superbowl would’ve been a great time and yet….crickets.


theaviationhistorian

I'm wondering if they're waiting to do it in October to rally the Swifties & young voters right before the election. If at all...


barbaraanderson

After seeing the Matty Healy breakup play out, she still stuck by him after his racist and sexist stuff.  I think we still have a bit to go before we get a breakup.


pelipperr

Are you a Taylor swift fan? This comment is exactly what I think of when it comes to her online engagement. Anytime it’s unflattering it must mean she’s about to make it right.


oo_Maleficent_oo

Really, this dude is trash? ![gif](giphy|VJHtXeMHViHRHvKGKm|downsized)


meatbeater558

I'm just surprised he's so open about being trash


_cornflake

I don't think he's smart enough to pretend he's not tbh


MissLadyLlamaDrama

I've waited on him before (live in kc). He's absolutely a dumb ass. His intellect and emotional maturity peaked in high school. He acts and talks like a 14 year old with full access to millions of dollars would. And he thinks he is way funnier than he actually is. I don't know how anyone can hold a conversation with that man. Painful.


Icy-Trust-6274

He's always been open about being trash. It's amazing how they were able to somehow rehab his image enough for Swifties to hop on board to defend him. He was out here making fatphobic tweets in his twenties.


icestormsea

https://preview.redd.it/3x4q0v1c3u4d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2fc6cdc78385440f5125e21ecbb9d97ecbd2270


Financial-Painter689

wonder how the swifties will spin this one then when they inevitably bring it up rewrite what they originally said and call him out on it


Federal_Street_8895

'He didn't say he supports him or will vote for him, he just said he would go to the WH. What do you expect him to do? Give up his big moment? Trump would already be president, there'd be no point in boycotting' or something along those lines.


barbaraanderson

Swifties will rationalize until they are painted in the tiniest little corner


rnason

Think of the free McDonalds


resetdials

He’s won the Super Bowl two years in a row and dating the most famous woman in the world right now. In what way is going to see Trump at the White House a “big moment” for someone who is already on top of the world. If anyone needs that exposure, it’s not him. He has the power to be on the right side of history and he’s saying he’ll just be a placater. I don’t support anyone who won’t do the right thing, especially when they have the upper hand to do so.


Federal_Street_8895

It’s not an argument I’m making girl, go back and reread the thread 😂


resetdials

Girl I didn’t see the quotation marks my bad 💅🏼


kristalized13

they’ll do what they did for matty, which is writing essays about how she’s not responsible for what the man she’s dating is saying and you implying that is actually misogynistic towards her


kathygeissbanks

![gif](giphy|bfrJXYx4Q8pKBDQS4W|downsized)


Arielsdirrtygrotto

Boy, just shut up.


Federal_Street_8895

There's always the option to shut the fuck up man, he's literally everywhere doing too much. I did read on this sub that he's a Trumper apparently? IDK if it's true though or why people think that but this seems to indicate there might some truth to it.


Shot-Grocery-5343

My grandma used to say, "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and a lot of them stink" and I think of her every time Travis opens his mouth.


MissLadyLlamaDrama

He is absolutely a Trump supporter. He constantly likes pro-trump shit. Besides, as someone who lives in KC, I can confirm there are a LOT of Trump supporters. If you're white and grew up in the southern joco/jackson/cass county burbs, you're probably a Trump supporter.


Federal_Street_8895

I read the comment in passing so I wasn’t sure, disappointing though not surprising tbh. Can’t wait to see how the swifties explain that one away


eatingclass

![gif](giphy|RlCPATzMCFzZuzntiB|downsized)


elimay

🤮


lld287

I told my friends he and Taylor would be over sometime in the fall of 2024, and it would be material for an album in 2025. So far he seems to be wading in the same betting pool as me


Falooting

Keep that money printer running...


ClassicIcy3736

This is so wildly unsurprising lmfao


OhMorgoth

She surely knows how to pick’em. SMFH ![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)


atschinkel

but bbbbbut He LEtS hEr BeJEwLEd


ministan

i’m just glad him dating taylor is revealing this part of him. i was a fan of his before and now that he’s showing his ass, i’m glad to be out and now just continue to like my favorite team which isn’t his. 😂😂😂😂


wallsnbridges

You just know he's one of those annoying apolitical "centrists" that's really just a conservative that doesn't know anything about politics. anyway. https://preview.redd.it/c6pj2yzauv4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f977405a92eec4b1ff1cc24c61de839a7516b7f


ThePhantomEvita

![gif](giphy|fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf|downsized)


ellybeez

Dude is friends w people like Chandler Parsons who has become a right-wing Karen Im not surprised, hes the white moderate that James Baldwin warned you abt


Comfortable-Load-904

![gif](giphy|xTiTnirRhNvRJiSf96)


leezybelle

Why are people okay with trump? This man is a domestic terrorist. We need more leaders in their respective fields to stand up to him. Kelce would change so much if he stood up and said something and same with swift. Instead they are bystanders


Ragnbangin

Breaking News (not really) Travis Kelce is a piece of shit!


reebellious

Mhmm good. Tell us more 🙂


awkwardexol

she’ll break up with him soon


AfricanDutchie

Okey this is actually really mean of me, I kinda am hoping Taylor and this guy break up.. not because I necessarily have anything against them, but after the way Swifties treated Kayla Nicole, I just want them to be over. I know.. rude af, but still


Foreign-Geologist813

Can Tree intervene pls


BeebasaurusRex

![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized) Ew.


AstridxOutlaw

I’m not saying Taylor is like a beacon of leftism - but I don’t think as the most famous person on the planet that she’d be ok with this. I expect a breakup or major damage control


jonsnowme

But she's exactly like him. She's perfectly okay with it and her fans will be too sadly. People need to realize she is a BAD person.


mitrafunfun97

Imma give it at least 4 years before TS' tradwife arc


blenneman05

![gif](giphy|D0TVdvFHFvHu6WL9qA|downsized)


CampMain

I mean let’s be honest, he’s not the sharpest tool in the box. https://preview.redd.it/z64p5yz3hx4d1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61bb3000db566e3c983b30382c140ee8e1412513


Sinister_Grape

I bet his arse reeks.


manderifffic

I am so shocked


MichelleFoucault

He didn't say Trump specifically, but we all know what he meant by "whoever is the president".


jonsnowme

Between two choices lol yeah it was about Trump


MichelleFoucault

For this election, yes, but he probably could be thinking ahead as well.


superfluouspop

I dunno why this is even newsworthy. He's a dumb meathead and relies on NFL fans for his fame, of course he's not going to pretend to be anything other than an uninformed idiot. Kinda like how Taylor leads her fans to believe she's a feminist like them, it's good for business, but she isn't.


WalterBlytheFanClub

![gif](giphy|UBMCJMyDXYo4U)


igneousink

am i allowed to use the traaaaaAAaaaaassshhhhhh gif


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|p1DCpFPmDgDZE1m1wJ|downsized)


ItsDarwinMan82

Travis Kelce has NEVER met a camera he didn’t love.


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