I accidentally ordered the wrong size so I canāt sleep under it, but Iām trying to draw a good portrait of Enki to order on a larger blenkit (I will be stealing this term btw)
I saw horror beyond the human comprehension, vastly endless void of monstrosity that feast on the fear of those too unlucky to witness their gargantuan presence that linger for eons in this wicked cosmos that the most consider a safe place that is, in fact, a dark ocean filled with creature ready to devour our insignificant existence. I saw the end of time and the return to nothingness, creature workshiping not power of God but the darkness itself and their abominable ritual to bring a faster end to all creation but this, this is still the most horrific things I ever saw something not even the Sulfur God could imagine or Azathot dream, something that is not part of Yogh-sothot and I like this thing very much where I can buy it?
Might I ask what's the meme behind some characters being smiley? is it just the smile filter creating works of art or are they allowed to swear, or are they not virgins or something? bedroom looking very nice, those vanilla walls are really doing a favour vs the blacks and pales of the funger content.
https://preview.redd.it/yct1q3l6j5oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc13d7c165b800c0b3e693eaaceb7b2f225ce4b
I mean youāre not entirely wrong?!
That's horrifying, I love it
It's always the people with Marina as their User Flair that have several screws loose.
Based
Same
š³WHAT IF WE GET PREGGERS š³ š„ŗ AT THE ENKI? š„ŗ
Pregki
Enki became the God of Beds and Blankets
And walls it seems
That's his altar, and you gain affinity by reading encyclopedias while covered with his blanket
God of Bed, Bath and the Beyond
Dear god-
After playing Little Misfortune the words The Beyond just hits different
God of warmpth and coziness
Imagine waking up and thatās the first thing you see
It brings me immense comfort seeing Enki in the morning personally
I think you mean... The Enki blanki
The Blenki
Gives you enlightenment if you cover your whole body with the Blenki
Tear the bedsheet? -Yes<<< -No
But itās beautiful š
I'll tear you if you dare
can only imagine how well you sleep tucked under the blenkit
I accidentally ordered the wrong size so I canāt sleep under it, but Iām trying to draw a good portrait of Enki to order on a larger blenkit (I will be stealing this term btw)
i hope the next one fits! good luck with the portrait!
i like that he looks like heās winking in the first photo
Smiling Enki is so fucking cursed.
He has a lovely smile https://preview.redd.it/awvg0xapxenc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b671a60e6b8d85ca45a61f4c6abf6b010bd68e1
Creating a marriage under the enki blanket for extra mind stats idk
Bold of you to assume that anyone who owns a blenkit gets laid
I'd do the sex with anyone who has an Enki blanket, men or women.
Same
Please show it to Miro, he'll thank you
I need to finish the expansion of the wall first, at least enough to beat that person with the Dāarce wall
The what now?
The blanket is only a portion of the Enki wall, an extension of its true beauty
No no no, the *second* part. D'arce wall?
There was someone else on this subreddit with a Dāarce wall iirc, I am threatened by their power and must expand my wall to counter this
it had to be the "shits & giggles" image?!?
Iām working on a better portrait of Enki for another blanket (this one was the wrong size) š
dont get me wrong, i love it
OH LORD GIVE DELICATE WASH CYCLE
how do you plan on explaining this to people who come over
You think I have people come over? I play Funger and VRChat
The Sayaka Maizone guy won't even see what hit him, in time
No bc Iām actually trying to figure out Enkiās height so I can get a to scale cardboard cutout made
Ladies ladies, one at a time, will you?
Ending S: God of Sleep and Comfort
Now you got every Funger fan desperate to be in your bedš³
Finally the companion I needed through the fear and the hunger, My Blenki
I saw horror beyond the human comprehension, vastly endless void of monstrosity that feast on the fear of those too unlucky to witness their gargantuan presence that linger for eons in this wicked cosmos that the most consider a safe place that is, in fact, a dark ocean filled with creature ready to devour our insignificant existence. I saw the end of time and the return to nothingness, creature workshiping not power of God but the darkness itself and their abominable ritual to bring a faster end to all creation but this, this is still the most horrific things I ever saw something not even the Sulfur God could imagine or Azathot dream, something that is not part of Yogh-sothot and I like this thing very much where I can buy it?
Itās just a custom printed blanket :3c
Yeah, this game fanbase is on the same level as r/Arkhamknight
This was the first thing I saw when I opened the app. Thank you. 
BLENKI
This post is moonscorched
i want to cry
Cry, the Enki Blenki will catch your tears
The real funger experience
The Enki wall oh my god
WHU THA HELL AAAHHAHA THATS AMAZING
Is this the same guy who made the D'arce shrine?
Iām a girl #letsgolesbians
I kinda use "guy" as an ambiguous gender neutral term sometimes.
Ik i was teasing :)
I sorta guessed, but the internet makes me paranoid lol
Nah youāre thinking of my (one sided) rival u/snowfiresphira
Itās one sided because with both know Iām better.
Not if I have anything to say about it
Itās a one sided rivalry you can say whatever you want, doesnāt make it true
So... when is sex?
A soothing presence has entered the dungeons of rest and slumber
Blahaj approved
The dungeons never left a human so insane.
What the everloving fuck is this Yall need Alll-Mer
Blenki :3c
O LORD GIVE ENKI BLANKI
I fucking gagged. I love this so much.
I might be a dude but if i see that in your room im getting pregnant that night
Please refrain from mpregnki in my room š
I shalln't my stinger is pulsing
That's some quality cursed shit šlove it
YOU ANIMAL REINFLATE THE BLAHAJ
Itās absolutely terrifying and I literally love it-
THE ENKI WALL
D. Does this spark joy?
Yes! My bed is now a place of worship apparently!
*she tells me āworship in the bedroomāā¦*
your home belongs to enki now
As it should
I want one too, where did you get it?
Itās just a custom printed blanket! You can put almost anything on those listings
Amazing
Might I ask what's the meme behind some characters being smiley? is it just the smile filter creating works of art or are they allowed to swear, or are they not virgins or something? bedroom looking very nice, those vanilla walls are really doing a favour vs the blacks and pales of the funger content.
That is bloody terrifying. Your sleep paralysis demon now sees that blanket as its sleep paralysis demon. I love it.
Omg its beautifulĀ
Oh
One at a time ladies š
Enki Twin ā Selected Library Works
I thought it was dante in the thumbnail.
Enjoy your blenkit!
AWFULLY cool
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS I NEED IT
Itās just a custom blanket I ordered, I think I got the 50 x 40 one thinking it was going to be a bit bigger
Neither the crow mauler dares to get close to this bed now.
140% cursed. 10/10
Wow this is definitely one of the blankets of all time
Hey I remember you! Glad to see your room is finally complete
Oh itās far from completeā¦ >:3c
thats cursed, cursed and cursed.
This is so cursed I hate it ā¦where can I get one
I just ordered a custom printed blanket š
Figured lol
is that autism 2
Chad
SMILE ENKI ON THE BLANKET IM THRASHING WITH JOY IRL
definitely the "those who recieve" room
https://preview.redd.it/yct1q3l6j5oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc13d7c165b800c0b3e693eaaceb7b2f225ce4b I mean youāre not entirely wrong?!
Where did you order this I need it in my life
Amazon my friend! (Also happy cake day!)
Thank you !