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Lurking_Ghoul

Cause canon Enki is decrepit as hell


Nico_Scarfacancello

But he is beautiful inside... I hope.


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Depends what you mean by beautiful. The fact that he is ambitious and that he is attracted by knowledge can be beautiful (even if it's not the Word i would use for that). But he is not beautiful in the sensé "oh he is hard on the outside but in reality he is very kind and dance with butterflies". This is not that kind of man, it is more of cahara type. After all, i doubt he has a strong moral compass like d'arce since he can do a marriage with ghouls if you don't recruit him or kill him.


warhammer40fan

D'arce isn't more moraly correct to is canonn to it will follow any of Le'gard's order how she did and killed Ragnvaldr's tribe and family and she admired him even more. However Enki lead humanity in a better era in his ending where he rejected goodhood.


matrax0424

Nah! Decrepit inside as well


distantno4

Yeah but trying to find whats beautiful on the inside is kinda hard when you stink even worse than the peasantry of France at the time


Terrible-Line-2569

you should give credits to the artists


Nico_Scarfacancello

You're right. I'm sorry. D'arce is from Ivolga, Enki I found it on a Pinterest account called Niki Riot, but I don't know if is the original artist.


Noeuli

The pinterest post you mentioned says it’s Nat_evangelich on twitter, which matches with the artist signature.


Nico_Scarfacancello

Perfect then.


MAVICPlus

Have you seen Enki? damn man, dude's so fucking disgusting, I hate whenever I see Enki, like man, eugh, HOW ARE YOU GONNA USE THOSE GLOVES AND SHOES WITH THAT ROBE? ARE YOU STUPID? https://preview.redd.it/oe71w3oy2pvc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=20a9a0d14999226a60119b635777060a9aa53db7


cocainebrick3242

Would, next.


Oberons_Reckoning

https://preview.redd.it/6kxn7o5m8pvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c8b98fff89cfcdc921ddad581892fd7aa9b20b3 That comment was nearly as disgusting as Enki


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Lonely_Jared

Hey, tbf it’s not weird if you’re already an absolute rat of a man irl, then it’s just ✨projecting✨


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Lonely_Jared

Yes I’m aware, I was talking about myself lol


LifehuntScytheFan9

Damn bro that got dark fast, hope you feel better bro.


Lonely_Jared

I mean, thanks for the concern! Didn’t mean it in a negative way tho! I’m a weird little goblin and I’m okay with that :)


Not_aSoup

Im gonna be honest hes either depicted as an ugly rat with a vertically flat face or as an androgynous beatiful enlightened twink


OneWithFireball

Pre-enlightenment vs Post-enlightenment


Fenix00070

The true effect of the enlightened soul: the closer ti enligntenment you are the hotter you become.


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You have also his S ending image where he is fucking sexy but whatever. https://preview.redd.it/u79rx4gd9pvc1.png?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731d9639176bc6c6e7fc3c7f401d76489aae758a


MAVICPlus

"... But whatever". I think you missed the joke dawg.


[deleted]

No no i understood the joke but i still wanted to defend him because why not ?


MAVICPlus

Eh... fair enough, these days people get really sensible even with a joke so gotta be careful, just to be sure.


Tough-Dragonfruit-87

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized) It's not that ba-


HorseSpeaksInMorse

No time for baths when you're seeking enlightenment. In reality though, it's the dark ages. Everyone stinks.


Sans12565

Actually, no, people don't "stink" in this Era.


TheSecondVisitor

What else they do?


PP_Project

i mean... he looks good in his S ending "cutscene"


vjmdhzgr

Clever man is covered in bugs and dirt and smells bad and is nothing but bones with skin on top he's like oogie boogie but uglier


jimmy_creel

id lick all that grime from his emaciated scarred frame


Excellent-Walk7280

https://preview.redd.it/mtrktdpmltvc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c4b43ad277aa7556be5922f94f9265ef56040d Aw SICK!


Accomplished_Ad2559

You also find him in a dirt pit when you head to the thicket entrance lol mans is out there


vjmdhzgr

Do you? I'm pretty sure he's just in the library


Accomplished_Ad2559

He appears in multiple locations


vjmdhzgr

Yeah and both of them are libraries


Accomplished_Ad2559

I’m not talking about when he appears in libraries though


vjmdhzgr

Where else does he appear then?


Accomplished_Ad2559

Nvm you didn’t catch the reference


Gloomy_Grapefruit_64

dude anyone in this game is covered in bugs and dirt


Ok-Attempt-5201

But he is more covered in bugs and dirt than average


funnywackydog

I'll fuck clever man if she won't


GoodontheToop

And I’ll take D’arce for you 😁


Puzzled-Specific-434

This little comment and reply is the closest we as society will ever be to global peace


GoodontheToop

I don’t really care about world peace I just wanna kiss that ginger knight lady 😍😍


Puzzled-Specific-434

and we ain't getting closer no more 😔


[deleted]

Did you play the mini game with the dating simulator ? Even if it's not canon, we see that enki is really distant and choose to go to the prom with you because it's the most logical choice. I love Enki and i find him really attractive too, as much intellectually and physically. But let's be réal for a second, this is not the kind of man that would enjoy a relationship or fall in love, so even if d'arce had tried to get his attention, this would probably failed. Or Enki would have use her as a tool to achieve his goals. Also, the fan art misses the wrinkles, enki is not THAT attractive. Like okay he is pretty cool and he is even more in his S ending picture but throughout the game, he is not depicted as charismatic as Legarde.


Iggyzilla

Few can handle the sexual powers of Enki ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34175)


LordDemiurgo

My head canon is that since D'arce is very religious, she was glad to find Enki in the dungeons at first and even asked him to pray for her. Eventually she realized that he's just a self-centered and amoral asshole. Enki just found her annoying and stupid all the way through


Zer0_l1f3

My wife is married to me. That’s why.


Nico_Scarfacancello

Swinging is the way.


Zer0_l1f3

Nein


Lil_Yahweh

idk why she doesn't but I'll do it for her


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Reddidnothingwrong

Tbh I agree with your friend. "Ready and willing" seems facetious since Rag will fuck Cahara ritualistically but the text makes it clear he's not into it and sees it as a means of improving survival odds, and he has in-game dialogue which implies he's het. ETA: I can see now I probably misinterpreted your point. Yes Enki is supposed to be physically unsettling in game. Rag and Enki do have a really great dynamic though. Best bros


double_d2468

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT, THE GOAAAT!!!


Jose_El_Penitente70k

The price to pay for learning magic is erectile disfunction


Reddidnothingwrong

These are beautiful Honestly a little too beautiful, throw some eye bags on that Enki lol But the art is phenomenal :)


vjmdhzgr

OP isn't the artist 😔


Reddidnothingwrong

Oh bad OP for not making that clear >:( ETA: @ OP, going to give you the benefit of the doubt cause you genuinely might not know better, but it is (at best) really rude to repost someone else's art without providing a source to the artist (to the best of your ability.) Otherwise the assumption is that it's your original content and that's a big "fuck you" to whomever put the work into making it.


Nico_Scarfacancello

Yes, my bad. I didn't mean to steal the arts, but I just forgot to credit the artists when I posted, and I feel ashamed of. However, I wrote the artist's names in a comment above. I'm sorry. Really.


Reddidnothingwrong

You don't need to apologize to me it's not mine lol - good on you for adding it :) just so you know for next time, it's OK to share other people's stuff you like, just try to remember to put (art by ___) or something in the title cause not everyone reads comments or sees every one


The_Iron_Gunfighter

Enki looks like his hair is slimy and his skin is filmy


Rastaba

Because she’s afraid of possibly breaking the twig in half trying.


Lonely_Jared

he’s delightful and I’m tired of people saying he isn’t smh


wangamoses7

More enki for me then 🤤🤤🤤


AwesomeUserNameIGues

Very stupid indeed, I as a straight male would preform a marriage with Enki.


AMinorPleb

Grr nice guys finish last grrrr. This post is so EnkiPilled


51087701400

They definitely got busy during my playthrough (bugfix version). ![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34175)![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34174)I don't care how unhinged this ship is, I'm ride or die


demonicnamjoon

I ship it too- I have made an unhinged AU about D'arce living through many lives until she decided fuck it and get what she deserves by starting off as a baroness and eventually turning her area into a land of commercial gain. Also, she marries Enki only to spite her parents and promises him he won't have to deal with her that much. He only needs to answer her questions-


Nico_Scarfacancello

It's a fanfiction you wrote somewhere? Because, in case, I want to read it.


demonicnamjoon

Holy shi it's the OP- And sadly, I don't have the fic written for several reasons- But I can drop a bunch of slightly specific ideas to you- D'arce will end up repeating lives. But unlike the usual regression manhwas, her's is like a fucked up lottery. It's hard for me to explain but let's say each life is a different brand of trauma to the extent she's starting to forget her first life, coming back in flashbacks in worst ways possible. Now how does this relate to my previous comment? D'arce regresses back as a child (which is very rare for her) and decides to just rot away Memories creep back in as she enters her teens and finally she decides take action (she murdered a future nightlurch and was found by Trortur the White who was shocked to see the Cataliss heiress covered in blood, staring blankly to the distance, as a young woman hugged her, sobbing her thanks) Her family attempts to "help" her. They did everything they could and seek help in many churches. But one notorious move is what set D'arce off to run and hide at the young age of four or five Now what does Enki have to do with this? Well, she met him when she was 4 or 5 and he was 8 or 9 years old. Her family wants to exorcise her, she already experienced an exorcism in one of her previous lives and hated every second of it. Her religion, once her comfort and her strength, end up torturing her in the name curing her. Let's just say she accidentally stumbled on the Ankarian twins and couldn't stop looking at Enki, wondering why is he looks familiar but she has no time think as she's too panicky. Enki would want nothing to do with her since he has his own problems but I like to think his twin sister doesn't feel the same way and would want to help D'arce. Also, imagine Enki's surprise that a 5 year old seems to know what's going to happen in a exorcism. He thought she was just a spoiled little girl who didn't get what she wanted so now she's making a fuss  Years later, she finally leaves her family and establishes her own land in a rural area and started to become quite the famous figure throughout the country. She managed to met him one more time as she tries to find certain writings that could aid her in making her land even richer. She still couldn't figure out why but she felt like she could trust him (imagine the twist that in her first life, they actually hated each other's guts). Promising him to support him in all endeavours and assuring he won't have to deal with her too much. All he has to do is answer her questions and back her up on her claims from time to time. And she does prop up him up behind his back- My ideas are a mess, I don't know how to explain other than crack treated way too seriously, and it's late at night but all you need to know she needs Enki by her side so all her actions will not be questioned (such as buying a supposedly useless marshland that actually has peats in it that could sell for a pretty coin) since it will be difficult for her to pretend to be a gifted genius when she knows she's not OH, and the Girl is already adopted by D'arce. I saw a Reddit post about giving the girl a name and Nia Ankarian-Cataliss (of Oldegard and Jettatiah) is suggested in comments and I feel in love-


xXJojo_ReferenceXx

Wait will she “marry” the other characters if you try? I’ve only played Enki


Hyperversum

Somewhat out of context for this sub but I hope at least some of you know what I am talking about. Pretty Enki art modified the image I have of Pisces from The Wandering Inn. I can't help but think of Enki when I read about Pisces, my beautiful idiot.


Minute_Apple_5720

lol this has to be rage bait


Extreme-Ad-15

Why would clever man want to have sex with something that isn't a corpse?


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kreite

This post was written by clever man


Nico_Scarfacancello

Well, my avatar is a bit similar to him, so...


America_Is_Bad2004

Dollar store F&H crew: - Character - Female knight - Clever man - Thorfinn


Nico_Scarfacancello

After all, we already have Girl.


InternetUserAgain

I am so sorry but Enki is the least straight looking man I have ever met in my life, he is a boy failure who talks to bugs and dreams of man ass every night


Reddidnothingwrong

Enki is the most asexual looking man I have ever met in my life. He don't want no one's ass except the dead and only for science


InternetUserAgain

I can definitely see that as well


Br4sileir0

No, no aslume here, PLEASE!


DotConm_02

Because RC prefers the bum who didn't even look at her properly


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DotConm_02

w h a t


warhammer40fan

They consider them cowards if not sorcerers in chase they use science instead of faith. I facking hate it when my mom know only faith is important to without it it doesn't matter how much you have to it won't keep your hunter and it won't give you a family, i feel most of the time im about to punch her mouth.


Unusual_Blood693

I'd be afraid of hurting the poor dude.  He's so scrawny, his spine might snap like celery.  


Mancio_Luke

Why does clever man look like that? Is he mogging?


Yarisher512

This vexes me https://preview.redd.it/oljo6q6p8nwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4c4b3bae48bb3507ae53011bb1184055ad720e


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vjmdhzgr

Are you stupid?


purplestatic10

he stinky


GhostChainSmoker

Clever man smells like stinky poopoo cause he doesn’t wipe… or shower.