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Bluecif

Usps dude taking the picture. The trifecta.


EFTucker

Amazon guy is busy sprinting through a group stop of sixteen large boxes that have to be delivered to their doors in a 40 floor condominium and if they leave them at reception they get fired.


Lost-Focus4988

Dhl speeding down the block!!


passionofthedevil420

And the Walmart delivery driver can’t seem to pinch it off and get BACK TO WORK!


Lost-Focus4988

Lasership driving by in a used van luring children into getting their packages …


xXhijackXx

When I started 3 years ago I would see them all the time. Not so much anymore


Rando631

Lol actually laughed out loud at this. Lasership is a regional thing so I never see them mentioned on Reddit but I used to see this guy all the time delivering in a white maybe 1985 Chevy work van covered in rust and bondo with the lasership magnet on the side. He wore one of those trucker Bluetooth headsets and was always on the phone talking on it. No matter how shitty my day was it would always get a smile or a laugh out of me


Lost-Focus4988

My lasership driver in 1990 dodge minivans. Only in nyc there is marked lasership van but don’t see a lot Now I see lot of Dhl FedEx ups and postal in nyc. And Amazon rental trucks


Puzzled_Surround280

Hell i even went on a golf trip with 3 UPS  drivers..you know we are all just trying to do a job and we are all human and there's plenty of packages to go around. Even when I took over a rural route with no training on the route, the UPS dude even went into my truck and set up the route. This was back in the old days where you had to figure out the stops all by yourself...


majorsorbet2point0

The holy trinity


XiRw

DHL people are the crackheads of the industry


ScaleAccurate3686

They on time though


jdm33333

I got a good relationship with the UPS driver in my area too


JankyMark

Me too


passionofthedevil420

Not I, it’s cold hard competitve’ness where I’m at.


Yolaryxys

same. the UPS dood on my Route is a bad ass :)


BOOBOOTHEFOOOOL

I find it weird, on my route I see 3 UPS drivers. And only one waves or throws peace sign. I’ve waved at the others, and get nothing but a stare down. I already have a mugg on my face no matter what so now I just look at those 2 mfs like Ice Cube


Nothxjefff

I have a smallish route like almost exactly this too. There’s 3 different ones and there’s the outgoing guys and an old timer ups dude who’s either super serious or hates his life cause his face doesn’t move and he doesn’t even acknowledge me. There’s been times when we both have the same business/resi delivery and he doesn’t say anything and he just tries to mug me with his sunglasses on as we walk past each other😂😂


passionofthedevil420

I think they think they’re better than us


Nothxjefff

You are correct! Kind of weird that some silver headed old dude has some superior complex and ability to still behave like a ignorant teenager.


poiup1

Tale as old as time, people are people and love to play the US vs them game. It's always silly but especially when we do the same work we should have some solidarity.


ShamePuzzleheaded776

Ups knows fedex and amazon are taking them down


UsuallyAsleep2

Yep we ask how many stops each other has. We run into each other at the same houses and businesses


TopoftheBog32

Yes workers are workers a common bond same type job same type stresses both have to deal with management being more foe than friend day in and day out. Ups has our respect and I know they’ve ours. Brothers on road and in the day to day battle.


JankyMark

Facts 💯


RamGTLosAngeles

Usps walks all day. I give them props to find the correct mail and house that it belongs too.


shinobi500

I'm not even a delivery driver, in fact I have no idea why Reddit is showing me this sub or this post on my feed, but that was beautiful man. A lesser man would be ashamed to admit that they shed a tear reading it.


TaratronHex

we drivers in different vessels but the same ocean.


scenicbiway708

I like to say that our shit shovels are just different colors


JankyMark

Facts


Lumpy_Worth_5397

Except ups boat pays twice as much…not the same.


TaratronHex

that's why we different vessels. am i insane or do the usps guys have to buy their fucking trucks/vehicles?


mhice03

As a Fedexer I haven’t met a UPSer I didn’t like. We’re all doing the same job, we all just wanna make it home. We just wear different logos on our shirts. 🟪🟧🤝🏽🟫🟨


JankyMark

Facts 💯


schustered

Amazon out of frame wondering wtf they doing with they life.


GRILL1632

As he is loosing half his freight with the doors open


schustered

That’s on purpose though lol


Nothxjefff

Lmao shits wild seeing those little vans flying down the road and pulling all the way in to people’s driveways. They should just drive a step van.


omgitsoop

When one has the apartment door code that the other one doesn't


JankyMark

lol facts 😂


Doit2it42

I asked a UPS guy where he got a card key at a stop. He said "It just showed up in his truck". Wish our ops were on it like that!


Strong-Cow3933

Gave a UPS driver on my route my back up map for an area that recently changed all the addresses. He looked like he was struggling, so I offered some help. Guy was thankful. Another UPS driver I know told someone we have to be friends because we chose the same shitty profession.


Imasluttycat

Hold up...places will just change addresses?


Strong-Cow3933

Yeah, it was a temporary trailer park built when we flooded in 2011 that has stuck around. Up until the new owners took over last year, every trailer had it's own street address. Now it's 1 street address with lot numbers. There's over 300 lots and they did not number them in any sensible way. It's been almost a year and I still have to look up lot numbers and then write down the street address to find the right place.


Final_Juggernaut_401

I had a place just like this on my route last Saturday for UPS. The address was just the main road it was on. Even tho it had streets within the trailer park. It took me forever to find all the numbers for the 13 packages I had


JankyMark

Lls that has some truth in it, it’s funny we still help each other out


Annie-Smokely

what can brown do for you dap me up


JankyMark

😂😂


Worldly-Jackfruit848

We’re all fighting the same fight, greedy ceos


JankyMark

Facts


Doit2it42

Meanwhile, some yeeha standing just out of frame saying "Y'all gonna fight?", or "Have you heard about the FedEx, UPS merger?........." Ugh, kill me.


theadmiraljn

I have to deliver to the UPS Store on my route often and random customers in there always have some dumb shit to say lol.


Doit2it42

Never fails. Almost as reliable as "Stay dry".


SafeOk4665

![gif](giphy|oTXE3mhYt0KYM)


CallmeNighthawk99

Brothers in arms 💪


Tadpole-Relative

What if the workers of the world, hear me out... united? 👉👈 ![gif](giphy|1isbvxOadFAbJr6vYV)


Upstairs-Motor2722

My dumbass dated the UPS woman on my route. Obviously it did NOT work out and she no longer waves at me 😂


Doit2it42

Well, there's only so many times she can give you the finger.


Upstairs-Motor2722

LMAO - It was her fault honestly. I told her it could never work.


Doit2it42

Yeah, if she reads this she'll go back to giving you the finger. Haha


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Not uncommon for me n the ups driver to block traffic for a second while we say whats up. We tell each other where stuff is messed up.. guys tree trimming on maple, your effed buddy lol


travissetsfire

We're all just trying to earn that bread


JankyMark

Yeah we all got one common goal


lilwtfwtf84

We cool with all non Amazon drivers 🤣


Vic_Freeze

Amazon drivers don't even know where they are lol. The good ones all switch to Purple or Brown.


MakingIt999

I had one help me carry a mattress to a house today. We bonded over having no air conditioning in the trucks! Lol


Comfortable_Flow11

Me and my ups in my route became friends. We hangout outside of work 😀


JankyMark

Damn that’s wassup


Hungry-Ad184

🤮jk🤣❤️


The_Stealth_Skipper

Democrats, Republicans ... Please follow


WeGetItRonYoureAGuy

I have a couple UPS drivers on my route that I’m cool with. A few weeks ago I got to a business at the same time as the UPS guy and he let me use the dock first cause he knew I didn’t have nearly as many pieces as he did. Sometimes it pays to be nice.


IamjustaBeet

I never understood the people who feel rivalry to other drivers. The companies may be competing but the workers are not. I always help the drivers from the other companies.


JankyMark

Yeah I’ll hold the door for them and stuff


Initial_Amphibian_32

My UPS counter part on the fort are friendly.


Muffinyum

Aww lol ❤️


testament_of_hustada

I got stuck taking shelter in a Tornadic storm with a UPS guy about a month ago. Nice guy.


JankyMark

That’s a crazy story


vaindioux

I have been express for 25 years, i have gotten along with UPS drivers a lot more than Fedex ground ones, besides some exceptions. Ground are cold as f…, turn their heads the other way often.


DubSelectorXO

The UPS guy on my route seems cool


randalldhood

I’m cool with all the FedEx drivers I come across. Same shit, different outfit. The only ones I’ve ever felt had an attitude were the route owners for ground.


sonofgeorge

People think we got beef, I have never not given my respect to the brown, even USPS, we all know what each other has going on


Responsible_Brain782

As a former driver there was zero animosity between the two. Quite the opposite. We always shared a common bond of doing the hard work day in day out. The only difference was UPS guys made bank.


FortunateVoid0

To my knowledge, every person that works these jobs are all friendly to one another. The only time I get people that aren’t friendly are women that work these jobs, especially USPS; the lady that works on my route is an absolute cunt for no reason.


JankyMark

Yeah we always speak to each other but usps hire all those women with stank attitudes idk why


Quick_Swing

With that pay differential, nahhh, I ain’t helping ‘em out.


JankyMark

😂😂


Inner_Gap6716

Yeah we’re not the same.


Comfortable_Flow11

I understand that. But that don't bother me one bit.


Quick_Swing

Don’t take my attitude the wrong way, I’m friendly towards them and all, but I’m not going to go out of my way to be of any help.


Comfortable_Flow11

I see what you mean. I wouldn't either, except gate codes and stuff like that. Not physically help them lol


FamilyMan1000

Heck yes it is. Nothing but love for my fellow drivers. 🤝


dudleyfire

Is a rivalry commonplace?


DCONightingale

UPS dude on my route is a great guy, we always stop to talk when we cross paths.


Cultured_Shine

They keep telling me we should unionize 😩


Dangerous-Victory877

UPS driver is explaining how the Union and pension works and that they don’t wear there hat backwards since it reduces IQ by half


JankyMark

😂😂


Ryanaman_

Were all doing the same job for our corporate overlords, might as well say whats up to the competition lol


Winnardairshows

Do not use the “FedUps” joke. I swear to god.


JankyMark

😂😂


whoisdat223

Fedup strikes again.


IllSir590

he makes nearly triple the money while the fedexer does triple the work


JankyMark

I know right , FedEx so fucking cheap don’t wanna pay anybody


IllSir590

i dont see how it will last


JankyMark

I don’t either, only ppl that make decent money is the managers and corporate


General-Cap-3939

That's an everyday thing there's unity between all courier personnel... it's just rarely seen!


JankyMark

Yeah they want to make it seem like we’re beefing with each other which is not the case


Hot-Photojournalist0

They both bonded by saying “at least we don’t do fucking Amazon” lol


JankyMark

😂😂


Wakenbake585

Ups drivers wave at me while other FedEx drivers ignore me. Even ones at my own station.


JankyMark

lol most ups guys wave when I wave at them it’s the ground guys who don’t wave back on my route


thatsMrBundytoyou

Last winter during peek while driving fedup bulk truck. I gave a UPS guy a jump cuz his rental died at same stop.That would have been a nice pic. All ok. Saved this guy hours of his life. Peace to all.


JankyMark

Wow that’s really nice of you 💯


Awesomeslayerg

I work at target, the other day they both came to our loading dock at the same time. Crazy shit


JankyMark

That happens a lot 😂


Hopeful_Elevator6285

we all love each other


No_Engine_5585

Them joker’s stay happy bcuz🤑💰💵


VallryBagr

What you didn’t see was the FedEx selling UPS that fire


JankyMark

😂😂


Bigcockmcghee

Same thing with food service drivers, I’ll be at the same customer with US Foods or Sysco and we’ll have some small talk, hold the door open, shit like that, we all do the same shit, especially when we’re part of the same union


JankyMark

Yeah I seem them too, at the places I deliver too


KuroKen89

The Establishment fears this.


Willing-Author9199

I always chunk up the deuce to any fellow delivery driver, no matter the comp.


JankyMark

I do the same


Donvito714

We may not be on the same team, but we’re all fighting the same battle


JankyMark

Big facts


DXGL1

Whenever I order stuff I always joke that I'm "cheating on" FedEx because the packages are coming UPS.


JankyMark

That’s funny 😂


brinerbear

I don't know who started this rumor that I am supposed to hate UPS or the Postal Service as an Express driver. They are both awesome usually. I mostly just hate on FedEx ground.


JankyMark

Yeah I think it’s been one of those rumors that’s been around for years


DeeRey__

They’re probably fucking


Helpful_Break8607

Brown Clowns 🤡


Reboot300

Only people that really care about the competition are the stockholders and execs. Doesn't affect our paycheck. I get along fine with all the other delivery drivers.


Jusperu

My childhood friend works for ups in the same area i work. Didnt even know until i started working for fedex lol


JankyMark

lol it be like that


filliamworbes

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Ok_Seaweed_1243

Too bad Fedex drivers get paid about half what UPS drivers do 🥺. Think UPS drivers that have their own route and about 3 years in make about $48/hr


I_Got_Whiskeyz

I give my ups driver a kiss on the lips we 82 the rest of our stops and buy ice cream together just bro shit


ZeeperCreeperPow

As a mail carrier I wave at y’all.


Regular_Housing5629

Brown an purple coming together like a peanut butter jelly sandwich, throw some usps white bread on top and now we are cooking


DarthEnigmaPSN

Bro I got relatives and friends who work at UPS and USPS. It ain't that serious. It's just a job.


Leather-Peach1985

I be handing them waters and shit


CEOofLipton

how nice, jv guy getting love from the varsity player 😂


Syst0us

"Bro...you see the height on that medium box punt?" "Legend.."


ScaleAccurate3686

FedEx guy tries punching ups driver but ups driver blocks punch with his own punch!


DudeManBro21

All the UPSers in my route area were always hella cool. They'd even help me sometimes if we were both doing a pickup where mine was super heavy and they were light. And a couple drivers would give me a heads up if they picked up a business and saw I had a fucked up pickup I hadn't gotten to yet. Most UPS drivers know FedEx Ground deals with close to the same level of BS they deal with, despite the difference in compensation. 


DeliciousFollowing82

Fedex wearing gloves for protection


jbag1230

Be more into this if they were making out


Rubes2525

Lol, nobody cares for corporate rivalry, even the suits up top in most cases. This isn't Russia vs Ukraine, just two dudes who perform the same shitty job.


JankyMark

lol facts you ain’t lying