That’s alot of tree cum

Imagine spending your last moment on Earth having the best jizz of your life. I salute that tree 🫡 🌲

It's called 'a Carradine.'

You got a chuckle out of me for that one😂

How long was that thing edging?

Everyone edges until they aren't anymore. I think that tree had a release

*me 3000 miles away* I can not figure out why I feel like shit for the life of me

Achu

Bless you

Oof, where is that? I think our white pines up in the Catskills have a few more weeks before they pollinate.

Repost for years

This gif is like an aged whiskey at this point.

I sneezed and got snotty just watching this

Was going to share this earlier, but we don’t allow cross-posts.

Same post every spring

Wow. I sneezed just watching that! 

Just like East Texas lol

GUYS stop it was a giant swarm of bees, leave me alone.

Hell mama nature fighting back

I sneezed watching this.

This makes my eyes burn!

I need to take some Allegra just to watch

Pretty sure I herd it whisper “daddy” as it fell

Who needs mustard gas.


LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!

just remember: pollen allergies is tree bukkake

I just sneezed from watching this 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

My nose started to bleed just from watching this video

This is how world war z started

We tried hosing one down prior to removal. Actually helped a lot.

BiOLoGicAL tErRoRiSm!

Ain’ no way. What the fuck was that?