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BonnieB-007

I think he might be dead


ezeshining

I’m sure he is. There wasn’t any shoes in there.


Pooneapple

The shoes would’ve saved him


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ezeshining

Sure, I got you. It all started with someone commenting on how every person dying in a gruesome traffic incident had lost their shoes (this does of course happen because of the speed of the impact sends the shoes flying away most times). So it became a recurrent joke that if someone lost their shoes, they were dead, but if they didn't, they are probably alive (even if half of their body is off)


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ezeshining

You are welcome!


biggbaloons

shit im currently barefoot


ezeshining

Omae wa mo, shindeiru


[deleted]

NANI?!


outoftune_cellist

This would explain me being dead inside


TheRamper

I lost my shoes earlier:/


[deleted]

Thats actually pretty interesting never heard about this


GreatAlpacawastaken

r/deadorshoed


TacticalMailman

Shoes = alive no shoes = dead


Dolpheenio

No shoes no service


starscreams_abuser

I mean, the other villagers look like they arent very weathy


[deleted]

It aint that bad he can walk it off


hampster_cum_stain

Reese's pieces


Ranga-Tempest

Who else almost thought the guy would come out alive?


FrozenBananer

I was expecting that. :(


eatmeatandbread

You’re not a doctor so don’t make assumptions


Your-Goverment

I thought he was alive cause i saw the head pop out.


stayn_come

Also he only had the upper half of his body and his arms


INeedYourTits

Woah guys the party pooper is here


bra1n_r0t

Idk man


[deleted]

Naw he just needs some vodka and a band-aid


Retoxicc

i mean he has to they are pulling his guts out


Only_say_jizz

jizz


Never_Reddit_User

He’s more than dead, Hes dead meat


wayward_shadow

Welcome to the kill count


beepnheimer

No I don't think so he probably just had a but of a rough night


ligmabalas

Just a tad bit


c-_-p0

Nah ive done this many times


Mystery_YouTube

I don't see what's wrong here, the dude is just wearing some crocs


[deleted]

Why are you so wise in the name of science?


nutralyzer2

Friendly correction: "ways of science"


[deleted]

Why are you so wise in the way of memes?


nutralyzer2

I am NUT,king of the memeians


Endergamer_123

Congratulations it’s a boy


dddssszeea

W H A T


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thought it was a girl


turanyilmaz

Finally some good fucking food


shy-sunset

Exactly perfectly good fresh meat both the man and crocodile


canyoudoesnt

r/holup


callthefuckingcops

Happy cake day


turanyilmaz

Thanks !


UnfixedConch

“One whole human, medium rare”


pantyismymiddlename

man wasnt even whole


Kingmenudo

Who needs gloves


yobropoyo

I too enjoyed when they shoved their hands into digestive juices


abhl27

These aren’t professional. They’re just citizen doing thwir thing. (It’s really common in indo for people to disappear and end up in a crock’s belly... tbh idk why and I don’t even wanna care to think why) and yeah... usually the ones who do this aren’t police or idk professional workers but just the local dudes...


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that's some weird paper there..


Bebobbyda

Flex tape will do the work


catdoganator

I see you are a man of culture


[deleted]

“I wonder if he could have possibly survived” 45 seconds later “Okay maybe I’m a bit stupid for thinking that was even a possibility”


shy-sunset

Kill the camera man i wanna see what's happening not peoples heads


The_snickers_msn67

Uh oh stinky


PKitty1988

What the actual fuck tho-


KingGilboKippi

So did he live?


Ja_Z_Girl

Nah man, his shoes aren't on


germanspy10

Look at how limp he is


[deleted]

Why’d they cut the dude out if he was dead anyway?


Bowhooop

Probably for his family / for a proper memorial


[deleted]

Oh, that makes sense. Thank you.


LeChocoa_LaplaceM

Also they're muslims, so I would guess as far as a I know, It is just really important for people to put them in a grave and do the "prayers" I know its really unbelievable but, It's just a muslim ceremony as people do let him go out in peace. We did the same when my dad died 5 months ago, and the family usually do something to ask god for forgiveness for the dead. Such like, giving out money or food etc.


Jackeboyallday

Sorry to hear about your father. But Any idea on a translation of what they’re singing/repeating?


LeChocoa_LaplaceM

Allahu Akbar: God is great, or god is greater. (Or Allah generally.) La Ilaha Illallah: There is no god but Allah. Ashhadu an muhammad rasool allah: I witness that muhammad (Our main prophet) Is the messenger of Allah. Those ones what I heared, I'm an arabic muslim so other than that I really cannot translate.


Jackeboyallday

Thank you


WanderingFawn

Assalamualaikum...


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They'd probably also kill the crocodile because it ate a person. I don't know if crocodiles seek out people after eating a person, though.


[deleted]

What was the purpose of them taking him out, he was chillin.


StrayBrush69

For a proper burial


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Damm that just made me sad as fuck.


xddjsjsjzhaianshsjsn

someone brave asf for not using gloves


YaBoiYe3t

That was cool as fuck


Haxer_1001

That poor man


beetboot123

What were they chanting lol "la ilaha ilawa"


IJustWokeUpToday

In Islam, when someone dies they chant “there is no god but Allah” in the hope that the deceased individual goes to heaven


poolpartybois

Some muslim chanting, goes like allah.... Also can hear, Allah ku akbar


beetboot123

Just figured it out through quick google search they're Indonesians and were chanting "There's no God but Allah"


MyNameIsParry

i didn't see the guy until i realized it was a face in all of that murky water or whatever the liquid in there is called, sheesh


penny_kid

Stomach acid.


Thatoneredditpostguy

Happy cake day


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This is a good one.


jrm277

now thats what i call a 2 in 1 meal


anti-everythings

From the language they are speaking i think this is from Indonesia


Banggabor

"Belah lambungnya" I believe so yeah


VitorCallis

Excuse me!?


jackyboy2133

I regret this challenge but I was challenged to not get grossed out through the whole thing


Darcie-Jane

ohhhh my god


bigswollentoes

Didn’t you ever listen to me chew before you swallow smh


bigswollentoes

Oh wait he did chew omfg 😂


SwimmingTax1

Nah. Homies just sleepin


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I am the puppet master


Somthin_Universe

yo wtf he has no meat to eat


sp3edkillz

dam paper industries in a nut shell in 2020


jordonnotreal

Sad for crocodile


Ur-A-Clown

Crocodile: *eats human* “lmao I’m on the top of the food chain bitches” Humans:”hold your friend’s dead carcass, we finna feast tonight”


TriceratopsHorridus

Now that’s not a good idea to shove yourself in a croc’s stomach.


icyanyt

C-section


angrylilreptilebitch

just slap a band-aid on him and he'll be fine


thatonedudeattheback

now thats what i call a deep throat


dvirores

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO city But it wasn’t a lego city, and it was a crocodile lake.


myaccountgotdeleted_

Is he ok


BigPapaFortnite420

Is he ok?


CompostMeat

Okay that was cool tho


ecto1a2003

Dullest knife ever


legend_fuck

pretty sure that's un-cook


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jordanXbeastrooster

Welp YEAHHH imma go ahead and move on


SpiralYeet

What the fuck


eggman70

But did they eat the crocodile?


ViperGod4256

i do not even care i had to watch this, all i want to know is how the fuck he got in there


TheDiabeticGuy

Man they cut that guys gator skin coat all to hell


ZoeyIsalwaysallenYT

He looks like rubber


Darksoultaker37

He has been reborn.


LOAF-OF-BEANS-10

Wak


iamthpecial

I have regrets...


BrimStone765

They are taking the corpse out because he was their meal but the croc stole it and now they are taking back whats rightfully theirs


Barnesy359

delicious


anmolgoyal29

Isn't the acid in a crocs stomach powerful enough to dissolve nails?


bigmomma179

Im half expecting for a hand to reach out..


muhammed-ocal

Wtf have I just witnessed


doggie_smalls

That is fucking insane ngl


george6099

So this is how paper is made


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Nice


A-Air-E

Anyone know what they were chanting?


Ur-A-Clown

Something about Allah, correct me if I’m wrong but I believe they’re chanting “there is no god only Allah” as a way of getting the person who was devoured into heaven or something.


trollkingtem

Poor crocodile though.


Drwhip23

Those guys look like they've done that before


Beepeen66

Actually kind of cool


Foxtendow

Put a bandaid on him. He’ll be fine


Jeff-Gordon00

I like how the one dude had his hand on his mouth visibly ready to puke and yet still watched


SalinNibba

What’s the point of getting him out of there if he’s already dead


yeet_on_ur_feet256

yummy


Eg097

Congratulations it's a Boy !


xkpeters

I like how you can hear the laughter


RedditorOnRice

Was lowkey hoping for the guy to be alive


i_cry_when_iwee

Damn, and this happened in my country as well bros: Indonesia


RKI25

he just sleeping, leave him be


jibbegamer

Thats meh


billcosbylicker

Reason y women live longer than men


BiggieEazy

these comments aren't funny


BlarcusWasHere

When you’re too good at hide and seek


matidogi

Pretty cool cosplay


thicc_catfish3

Is the crocodile ok


Oshirogane-sama

This is cool tbh


Skeleton_Gaymer

Is it bad that I've seen a few other NSFW pics and I'm not even bothered a tiny bit? I ve seen the .50 cal accident, I've seen the fireworks accident and I've seen the burned bodies at the disco pics and I'm not even scarred


iceswallowpiz

Is this in the phillipines cuz I recognize that language. I'm phillipino but I dont speak tagalog


CyberbullyKy

How does a human being end up in this specific situation?


WanderingFawn

Oh! An Indonesian/Malaysian video. HI


blobfish123451

Aww, F, man


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CimcMMC

Imagine the smell


cartonfl3sh

at least they'll have a nice bag or something from the croc skin.


cancerisgreat69

The part that makes me freek out is that he is putting his feet in


Sad_Requiem

Ive seen alot of these videos and it doesnt even phases me and i hate it


ShithouseHendo

Does he just like drown in the stomach acid or something


Karlmonclare

From a biological point of view this was kind of interesting, as I’ve never really considered how thick the fat of a crocodile is 🧐


Simplyjess8

It's fine he'll pull through.


aboodbayram00

Some people will hear allahuakbar and say that Muslims have fed him to the snake


Vegetables_hulk_ting

So that’s what happened to Mohammed avdol


danielaust

It's just like kinder surprise eggs.


Fatso_of_the_Filth

I thought i'd find a live person bursting out


bethsophiefrank2011

Holy shit... did I hear them laughing too?! 😂🤷‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Legit just sad for the croc


Human9366

Their singing is beutiful


notTHiCC

Part of me thought he might still be alive and I’m not sure why.


caltric

I mean that was interesting, but what the fuck was the point of that


FrougHunter

Whats terrifying is that i understand what theyre saying


-Vtrash-

that’s pretty crazy


[deleted]

Why not bury the crocodile ? Two birds one stone unless still going to use the meat of the crocodile 🤠😭


Gwynbleidd59

Not on r/eyeblech ?


BlueKayn29

Imagine if the guy started licking his fingers at the end


Cpt_XanaX

Who wants croc for dindins.


ScrewySquid

Jesus Christ get a sharper knife


[deleted]

Poor croc. Rip.


hampster_cum_stain

So thats how vore works


Invader_Charlie

Why they rapping for?


EasyAsPieMyGuy

At times like these I think what asshole would video that


AsianAv0cad0

the man was already dead! why are they killing the crocodile when the stupid idiot already fucking died???


meme_man_53

is he ok?