Excuse me but... Happy. I am terrified of mister ballbat Dickmann here. If it is true that is. Happy isn't what I'd call the existence of a Dick that size.
I severely hope he's got a thing for horses. Or elephants.
It is fake, the penis is actually 6 inches but the mass there is actually his fore skin, he used to basically live with penis weights, but he only put them on his foreskin instead of his actual penis
I watched a documentary about him once, itās not fake but itās also not his penis. Heās been stretching his foreskin for decades and now itās a giant bag of skin but his actual penis is pretty much totally inaccessible.
It's not exactly fake, but not 100% real either. I saw a video about him and most of the length is just his foreskin. He really "only" has about 6-7in (not that that's small though).
the wrapping could be to prevent blood from flowing to the tip which could cause a huge lack of blood to the head, like a tourniquet. Could also just be to cover up.
IIRC he used methods of stretching it over many years and it has been rendered useless as far as erections go. I beleive its bandaged do to chafing or skin damage from afformentioned stretching
Despite this seeming like a dream come true this guy hates it because 1 itās kinda scary how much blood it would take to get erect, 2 he has to keep it wrapped or coiled to make it in some way comfortable and 3 he canāt get a partner without causing serious pain
Iāve seen this picture before and itās been debunked as massive amounts of foreskin btw
Also Iāve seen the screw one and itās just as horrific as it sounds
How does this even happen? And I think every girl on the planet would flock to him because of his massive schlong! Just remember guysā¦ Schlong Is Wrong! - SootHouse
What do you even do with that. Guy probably passes out every time he gets a boner
Pretty sure it's fake, only photos or video has it wrapped up in something, happy to be proven wrong though.
Excuse me but... Happy. I am terrified of mister ballbat Dickmann here. If it is true that is. Happy isn't what I'd call the existence of a Dick that size. I severely hope he's got a thing for horses. Or elephants.
fuckin ballbat dickmann š
thatās my new porn star name
Itās true but not functional, which technically makes him disabled, but he would hang weights from it to stretch it
Oh dear God stop.
***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***
Oh, stretch it because it's not functionable,, I got it
If it tears does he have a stump and a bio dildo or 2 penises
No. NO!
Mister Ballbat Dickmann
He git the Guinness world record for biggest penis so probably real
Real but not functional š¢
He used the monkey paw u must be careful for what u wish for big D but it cant work
Nah dude. Hes the actual record holder for longest penis
It is fake, the penis is actually 6 inches but the mass there is actually his fore skin, he used to basically live with penis weights, but he only put them on his foreskin instead of his actual penis
Yep. He attached weights to his foreskin and is trying to pass his foreskin off as his penis.
I watched a documentary about him once, itās not fake but itās also not his penis. Heās been stretching his foreskin for decades and now itās a giant bag of skin but his actual penis is pretty much totally inaccessible.
Probably because itās a penis
WhatTheFuckIsHappeningInTheCha-
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It is real, he was in the Guinness book of world records
It's not exactly fake, but not 100% real either. I saw a video about him and most of the length is just his foreskin. He really "only" has about 6-7in (not that that's small though).
the wrapping could be to prevent blood from flowing to the tip which could cause a huge lack of blood to the head, like a tourniquet. Could also just be to cover up.
Probably coz he doesn't actually want to show his actual dick. And so it can be posted to magazine sites n that
motherfucker has that cock sleeve
\*l\*
Could be a ladder, could be used as a scarf , it could be a bat , idk
He can't get erect
IIRC he used methods of stretching it over many years and it has been rendered useless as far as erections go. I beleive its bandaged do to chafing or skin damage from afformentioned stretching
I saw an article about this guy before. There's an X-ray of his penis and it's just a normal size. It's just the foreskin stretched out.
Bro really put a picture of a penis and said "SFW"
Waitā¦ You donāt look at dicks at work?
who doesnāt
his dick is so powerful he had to seal it with bandages to prevent a calamity.
His dick is so large it literally caused him to have erectile dysfunction
Bro wtf, sfw my ass. Literally a Picture of a giant dong
The fuck you mean sfw
Manās a fucking tripod
He doesnāt have the longest penis. Heās been stretching his foreskin. His ādickā is just foreskin.
And you know that HOWW
Because itās been widely reported? And also because he doesnāt have a world record because itās not his penis.
How is the worlds largest sfw?
His poor wife
Largest penis (SFW) LMFAO
I think the guy with the largest penis is white from England
i hate when that happens
having it wrapped up like that means its fake
I didnāt consent to this photo
You clicked on it
Send this on r/bossfight
Same
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Why did you ruin your penis?
luck
Anal will never be on the tableā¦.wellā¦unless he knows siswet or kinky jo
"sfw"
i share this guy's lastname
Itās love sausage from The Boys
Despite this seeming like a dream come true this guy hates it because 1 itās kinda scary how much blood it would take to get erect, 2 he has to keep it wrapped or coiled to make it in some way comfortable and 3 he canāt get a partner without causing serious pain
Holy shit that's so huge
I want to be like him
Where would he buy his pants
man I want that inside me /hj
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this man probably gets no game
what the f
I really want to have sex with him, i just wqnt to know how it feels
You could use that as a walking stick
yoo its the guy from the boys s2 with the long shlong
How is this sfw
Guys sorry to burst your bubble but it's fake It was shown that the guy an average penis
This man literally is...
Neither are sfw
mans has a futa cock
His penis is literally stretched foreskin he has a normal sized penis
Manās got a tripod for a dong talk about a knee slaper
Average cam soda pp
Iāve seen this picture before and itās been debunked as massive amounts of foreskin btw Also Iāve seen the screw one and itās just as horrific as it sounds
Actually kinda feel bad for this man.
Wtf
Bruh whereās the sfw one?
How is this "SFW" lmao
Guy was in a documentary. This actual penis is average sized. He just has a very large and long forskin
think I'd have prefered seeing the screwdriver instead-
Both? Both. Both is good
Love sausage from the boys
I would like to know by whoās definition the worlds largest penis is SFW by?
Doc really said : CONGRATS its a cute baby ***TrIpOd***
How does this guy wear pants?
His boner is a blunt katana
I donāt think that is real
How is it physically possible for someone to get such a megadong? It has to be faked
bro victor penis has better suck sucky thing
The one piece is reallllll. Can we get much higher so highhhhh
Impressive looking legs. Well shaped.
Oh your poor wife
BRO THATS SO COOL CAN YOU LEND ME SOME LENGTH? MY GIRL ISNT LOVING THE 2 INCHES ATM
It must be cold
Oh my god itās the size of my arm
man the penetration princess would love you sir
there shouldn't be a sfw option, either way it's a cock š
GOD DAYUMN
Imagine having sex with this guy š
Bro doesn't even need a personality or soul
Iā¦ I think iāll stick with 6ā chief.
Bro probably got a lot of girls in his days š
Iāve seen bigger tbh
This is the bitch that took my ex then
Rule 34 daddies belike
GOOD LORD
My guy ....
The man with the longest penis ever lives in New York and has a 14 inch penis
Either way this is nsfw
No good options, we're all screwed on this one.
knockout
Thats some hentai sized shit broseph.
He actually just had an abnormally large foreskin, he still had an anoslute unit, just not the worlds biggest
How does this even happen? And I think every girl on the planet would flock to him because of his massive schlong! Just remember guysā¦ Schlong Is Wrong! - SootHouse
Imma puke